2024 U.S. Presidential and State election thread - I'm gonna... I'm gonna... VOOT!!! I'm VOOOOOTING!!!

[Tablet County]

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Is Vlad coping and seething?

 

[Scuttlefuck]

All of you faggots over at the Trump lolcow thread can suck my fucking dick for being the smug, detached assholes that you are. @JaneThough is the biggest gorilla nigger on the planet and so is @Trombonista for not only pushing propaganda but also unjustly censoring even the mildest of differing opinions.

Enjoy Trump, retard child. MAGA & MAHA 2024.

 

[Blewberry Nausea]

This stupid bitch ruined her entire career because of this. Now nobody will take her seriously because she just fudged the numbers for fucking Kamala Harris. It's the same with Allan Lichtman.

Lady is 68 and probably took a payday to fake a poll and retire.

 

[God of Nothing]

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these niggers really forget he was already president and stepped down even when it was obvious the last election was stolen

 

[ditto]

So has the count just stopped in the outlying states for the time being or what?

I'd like to hear that solid 270 so I can go to bed already.

I suspect fuckery afoot in Nevada. It is Harry Reid's old state after all.

Not sleeping until the AP calls it.

 

[The President of Nintendo]

Spoiler: My reaction to all this...

Holy shit. My mom came into my room to bring me a plate of chicken nuggets and I literally screamed at her and hit the plate of chicken nuggets out of her hand. She started yelling and swearing at me and I slammed the door on her. I'm so distressed right now I don't know what to do. I didn't mean to do that to my mom but I'm literally in shock from the results tonight. I feel like I'm going to explode. Why the fucking fuck is she losing? This can't be happening. I'm having a fucking breakdown. I don't want to believe the world is so corrupt. I want a future to believe in. I want Kamala to be president and fix this broken country. I cannot fucking deal with this right now. It wasn't supposed to be like this, I thought she was polling well in Iowa???? This is so fucked.

I've had to listen to a particularly large, smug, self righteous group of people talk shit for months now and hearing them in full gigacope (literally yelling at each other) has been a very cathartic experience.

 

[neger psykolog]

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Uh wut?

You guys do realize the salad days and eternal summer of the internet is completely over yeah? Any post you see on reddit or twitter is far more likely to be engagement bait that is produced by "chatgpt write me a 2019-era reddit post complaining about election results, make sure I have at least one mental disorder, an unstable partner on the verge of suicide and that somehow the new presidential election results matter"

 

[Merry]

Urgently requesting that an artfag draws this

 

[Bland Crumbs]

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Accept the loss like a man...everyone takes an L:

 

[SuperShibuyaFighter]

Trump could lose NV, AZ, WI, & MI at this point and as long as he gets Alaska he still has 270+
They'd have to overturn PA on top of him losing those 4.
The ONLY path to victory they have is to overturn Pennsylvania and win all those other states.

Don't underestimate evil.

 

[D_Tractor]

I hope that with Selzer, along with Lichtman, Silver, Ralston, and hopefully Garrett Archer, this guru shit is over. The election mafia got rinsed and they can't walked away from this.

Scalp after scalp... A lot of crowns are in the gutter. Someone has to fix the industry.

How the fuck did Silver even have a job after 2016?

 

[JambledUpWords]

 

[Kurohige]

Both is the most likely answer.
Biden 100% cheated in 2020, and Kamala was the worst choice, she couldn’t even win a democrat primary, there was no way she’d win the presidency

No incumbent president/challenger will surpass this until like 2070.

 

[Falcos_Commisar]

You're welcome

Well well well..... I was wrong

Thank GOD YYYEESSSSSS


GRT FUCKED ABORTION WORSHIPPING CAT LAIDIES AHAHAHAHAH YYEEAAHHHHH

 

[Mettaur]

Lady is 68 and probably took a payday to fake a poll and retire.

I genuinely don't think so. I think she just drank the leftist kool aid that abortion would 100% win the election and selectively reported findings in Iowa hoping that Trump would lose Pennsylvania and Georgia too. Essentially hoping that people would get demoralized and not vote on election day. She was completely blown the fuck out that it's actually embarrassing how many leftist rags assumed she was right.

 

[umseriously]

https://www.reuters.com/graphics/USA-ELECTION/RESULTS/zjpqnemxwvx/

Trump has a +4 margin in Wisconsin with 97% of the votes cast. It might be called very soon.

 

[The Punished Mitch]

Trump could lose NV, AZ, WI, & MI at this point and as long as he gets Alaska he still has 270+
They'd have to overturn PA on top of him losing those 4.
The ONLY path to victory they have is to overturn Pennsylvania and win all those other states.

Unfortunately all republicans would do is cope and seethe about it. They're already finding 4AM bags of votes.

 

[Falcos_Commisar]

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No incumbent president/challenger will surpass this until like 2070.

LMAO getting electorally cucked by the DEI hire will NEVER STOP BEING FUNNY

 

[Velociraptor]

Well, I didn't bother posting during the peak due to the thread's speed, but I've been with you gentlemen this whole time, and this was quite a fantastic night.
I was having fun running through Castlevania Bloodlines whilst checking the results every once in a while. What was especially great was seeing my state, PA, get so much attention.
Back in 2016, PA really should've been the state to put Trump over 270, but they just kept refusing and refusing to call it. It didn't quite get Trump over 270 this time, but it seems that everybody knew the election was a done deal once they called us.

Here's to the next 4 years!

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

TRUMP IS GONNA PUT US BACK 100 YEARS!!!

Oh, you mean the roaring 20's? When prosperity was at an all time high, men had jobs and women had children. Minorities, gays, and illegals didn't have rights. Transgender didn't exist. People could afford to buy houses. America actually made its own products.

That would be horrible.