2024 U.S. Presidential and State election thread - I'm gonna... I'm gonna... VOOT!!! I'm VOOOOOTING!!!

[Frederica Bernkastel]

The people complaining about jill stein are funny, because even with 100% of jill's votes kamala still doesn't win

Jill Stein voters are some of dumbest people. They are unironic communists. They hurt Harris so they are perfectly fine in my book. Let idiots self sabotage themselves. It makes our job easier.

 

[“Token” the Neigermiester]

5:35 AM EST remember brothers. They relented.

 

[gata]

Congrats to Trump and Americans!
Can anyone tell me the origin of the "doomers get into the crystal" meme?
I think forcing doomers in burger suits is much more humiliating and funny.

 

[Coberald]

AP Immediately started seething after calling the race. (Archive)

 

[Troon Whisperer]

I might just be retarded, but did Kamala lose in every swing state? That's fucking impressive being so shit at campaigning.

 

[Stoner Miko]

APNEWS confirms what FOX NEWS called hours ago.

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Couldn't delay it further huh? Did the fraud not work for long enough?

 

[Hooked on phobics]

He also won Alaska.

No shit lol.
Honestly alaska turning blue is less likely than texas

 

[Frederica Bernkastel]

Gamers, it's time.
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Doesn't the creator of this song hate that Trump fans use it lol

 

[Type 10 MBT]

Congratulations Weimerikkka. The Tangerine Tyrant is once again free to roam the earth. 4 more years of MEAN TWEETS.

 

[YautjaWeeb]

6 months of smug "wrath of suburban wine moms" and "women actually vote and young male losers don't". Will deliver the SALT today.

 

[“Token” the Neigermiester]

IT'S OFFICIAL!
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[Useful_Mistake]

AP:

https://apnews.com/projects/election-results-2024/

https://ghostarchive.org/archive/oo41S

(archives broken for AP for some reason)

NYT:

https://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2024/11/05/us/elections/results-president.html

https://megalodon.jp/2024-1106-1939-42/https://www.nytimes.com:443/interactive/2024/11/05/us/elections/results-president.html

 

[lukewarm coffee]

Now give us Michigan.

 

[Programmer Socks]

Let the coping and seething begin.

 

[Breadbassket]

Doesn't the creator of this song hate that Trump fans use it lol

If they do, it just makes using it funnier.

 

[Disc]

AP Immediately started seething after calling the race.
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Factually incorrect

They've been seething for hours.

 

[Frosted Snowflakes]

AP just updated on my end. Wisconsin called.

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Can I finally go to bed now?

Yes you may. Make sure you close your windows and stay warm, because it's going to be raining salty tears tonight and all morning. It's also going to be windy too, so you might hear loud howling woke liberals over Kamala Harris losing.

Good night!

 

[CiaphasCain]

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/2024-u-s-presidential-election.195519/post-19717728

Man did I eat shit.

 

[FailurePersonifiedV2]

I’m giddy

 

[Allanon]

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What are they talking about? 45 is a geriatric pregnancy, not 35.