2024 U.S. Presidential and State election thread - I'm gonna... I'm gonna... VOOT!!! I'm VOOOOOTING!!!

[ToroidalBoat]

Maricopa County (AZ) is leaning red now.

 

[frozen_runner]

This also finally marks the end of Obama's political career, not even he could save the trainwreck. People are tired of him.

He's Black Jesus. They'll never stop praising him. They'll just pretend he's never had any association with negativity or losing, just like they did while he was in office.

 

[Bungdit Din]

Skipped a few pages, so clock me if need be, but got a giggle out of this:

 

[Scuttlefuck]

HERE.
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Been like this for hours now.

You're a saint.

Edit: and also I'm gay and retarded

 

[Übertroon]

Having Trump's face appear twice on a list of presidents for all time is almost going to make up for losing 2020

 

[Barleys]

HERE.
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Been like this for hours now.

Cali still has a lot to go through and the red areas are starting to slow down, I expect harris to sneak a very minor small ass win but it's still hilarious

 

[Absolutego]

new r/politics thread. The seethe is rolling in

https://www.reddit.com/r/politics/comments/1gkvs8e/megathread_donald_trump_is_elected_47th_president/

That thread can be summed up as the Skinner "am I out of touch? No, it's the children who are wrong" meme
errybody there is hardcore coping.

 

[Factual OST Aficionado]

Did any Redditor stream their suicide yet?

 

[Disrespected Pronouns]

Also maybe I'm late and gay like a Kamala voter, but I saw on YouTube someone use the term "Diddycrat" which I think has some real legs

 

[Kiwi Farms Lurker]

So question here.

Trump has a sentencing hearing for his 30 felonies in the State of New York in like two weeks.

Does the machine have the balls?

Do it bitches, throw the President-elect in prison. Do. It.

 

[Frederica Bernkastel]

Kavanaugh got his revenge tonight.

 

[Forgot My Old Account :(]

Having Trump's face appear twice on a list of presidents for all time is almost going to make up for losing 2020

Trump winning, losing, and then winning again is substantially funnier than just winning twice.

 

[Return of the Freaker]

LOL (A)
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B-b-but I thought she was a heckin niggo and she smoked weed to Tupac!

Poo in the loo, Pajeet

 

[Local Farmer]

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2 Scoops
2 Genders
2 Terms
2 Big 2 Rig

 

[ditto]

Having Trump's face appear twice on a list of presidents for all time is almost going to make up for losing 2020

Two Scoops, Two Terms, Two Unique Numbers

 

[korguragozog]

It's over. Rest easy.

Finally...

 

[Barleys]

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TREMENDOUS energy! "YMCA" should now become the new rally song, ASAP.

Even the comment section is getting out of control, lmao

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Lmao didnt know thebitblock was a conservative

 

[A Cardboard Box]

I was about 60% sure of a Trump win, im surprised he won with those margins, I mean we took the Popular Vote for fucks sake and Republicans never win that anymore

While not particularly surprised at the result, as Democrats generally and Harris specifically have been polling like shit recently, I am absolutely dumbstruck at the scale. This is genuinely a blowout landslide.

Anyone that said they had this result on their bingo card is a liar, point blank. This could not have been predicted, and is the result of millions of Americans waking up Tuesday morning and saying "yeah I've had about enough of this bullshit." The Democratic coalition is shattered. They were within the margin of error for Latinos and barely edged out of the margin of error for Union workers. The only income demographic they won beyond the margin of error was $100,000+/yr. The Republicans handily took the middle class and the the working class was split. It cannot be overstated just how much of a "fuck you" this is to the faggot commie political machine.

 

[PFM]

Looks like women are going to be able to abort up to birth now....

 

[Mettaur]

xQc attempted to cash out his 825 grand bet on Kamala but lost 700k of it. Like a rat trying to flee a sinking ship.