Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[LightEmittingDiode]

Unless she was high or drunk (which is likely) I doubt she would be so confident or talk much at a family gathering full of educated, accomplished people. She's used to hanging out with lesbian rednecks and drug addicts.

They might be polite enough to at least try to include her in the conversation though, even if out of pure incredulity.
It would be amazing to see, honestly.

 

[lol cow supreme]

Thanksgiving is going to be lit! Will Emily take Amber to the family meal or leave Amber at home alone while she goes to her family in town? Will they have a "quiet Thanksgiving alone"? Will Emily have to work? Will Amberlynn's mom come get her?

 

[Skinless Nugget]

Emily really must be the family dirty little secret.
They all know what she’s up to but I doubt they address it outside of talking shit to their significant others.

That’s probably also why Emily does long distance relationships so she doesn’t have to heft a literal cow of a girlfriend to family gatherings and see all the behind-the-hand whispers.

Amber would be so out of place. Imagine her surrounded at a Franz Family Christmas party by doctors, nurses, retired firefighters and there’s her in her best giant tent dress and black leggings dragging on the ground trying to explain what she does for a living. I also want to hear her telling healthcare workers and civil servants that her job is so demanding she needed a month long break.

“Ohmygoshhhh I am my own boss I film content for YouTube! There’s like soooo many haydurs though it’s hectic! I mostly talk about my hulth and passions! My passions? Oh uhhhh.. LEGO! And mookbongs! I’m trying to document my journeeeeee but it’s sooo draining I’m taking a month long mentul hulth break.”

If I were them I would not be able to hold back my mirth especially if I was plied with some libations.

I wonder if she'd call Emily's sister "the girl with the little paper on the wall" or mention the Drs "little minions." She's such a fat, useless, illiterate sow, I can't even imagine her stinking up a party, lumbering around trying to haul her lard.

 

[LightEmittingDiode]

Thanksgiving is going to be lit! Will Emily take Amber to the family meal or leave Amber at home alone while she goes to her family in town? Will they have a "quiet Thanksgiving alone"? Will Emily have to work? Will Amberlynn's mom come get her?

I think by Thanksgiving the novelty of having a giant, smelly toddlerwoman loafing around on her couch will have worn off for Emily.
Amber is probably scrambling through her Insta DMs trying to find a ride back to OKC.
Emily in all likelihood no longer has PTO left to take off work and drive her there and then back, and Amber would most likely flat-out refuse to get on a plane, even if Emily offered to pay.

 

[Constellationzero]

I think by Thanksgiving the novelty of having a giant, smelly toddlerwoman loafing around on her couch will have worn off for Emily.
Amber is probably scrambling through her Insta DMs trying to find a ride back to OKC.
Emily in all likelihood no longer has PTO left to take off work and drive her there and then back, and Amber would most likely flat-out refuse to get on a plane, even if Emily offered to pay.

The pervert'll be sick of all that mysterious circus calliope music she hears every time she opens the front door after a long 14 hour shift at work.

Wondering if it's the useless blob festering on the couch, or if the Tommy Bartlett Show brought the Baraboo Circus museum to her living room.

 

[annikaguts]

I am sure this has been discussed in the past so I apologize if I repeating anything here, but is there any chance that Amber could be on disability? SSI or SSDI?

SSI is income based and SSDI is based on your work history and how many taxes you've paid into the system. I doubt our gorl has even worked long enough in a 'real job' to quality. She's also very lazy, and there's a lot to do if you apply for it.

All income is counted unless you have a special account set up called an ABLE account, but I don't think she'd qualify for that either because the disability needs to be diagnosed before your 26th birthday.

I don't think there are any social service options available to hamber and there shouldn't be. She's a fat fuck. It's not the taxpayers responsibility to reward her for her poor choices.

edit: ninja'd by @Miltank

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[Quandale Octavius Dingle]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qw3bjwHfBIc
I've fallen down the rabbit hole of the clothes hoarding and "try ons" and feel the need to say it's so funny how dirty these gorl channels do her when side by siding her with the model photos from the site. As if the prices for her XXXXXXXL tents that are still several sizes too small aren't enough, a lot of the models are beautiful. But the one who's buying the clothes looks like a bag full of mashed potatoes. Funniest part is, in this one Hambie is practically a skinny legend considering now she's reached the big six double o.

 

[Turd Fergusson]

Amber would be so out of place. Imagine her surrounded at a Franz Family Christmas party by doctors, nurses, retired firefighters and there’s her in her best giant tent dress and black leggings dragging on the ground trying to explain what she does for a living. I also want to hear her telling healthcare workers and civil servants that her job is so demanding she needed a month long break.

It would be amazing to see Amber discussing current events with Emily's family. All what Amber knows is food and restaurants. I am sure that Emily knows this and will avoid at all cost having Amber meeting her family. It is one thing of liking obese women, it is another one to show them to your family. I bet that Amber knows it and it not happy about it.

Amber is probably scrambling through her Insta DMs trying to find a ride back to OKC.
Emily in all likelihood no longer has PTO left to take off work and drive her there and then back, and Amber would most likely flat-out refuse to get on a plane, even if Emily offered to pay.

Amber still has a supposed appointment with an urologist in November to solve her kidney stone issues. The fact that she can't film in the house, means that she can't do Thanksgiving, and certainly not Christmas vlogs. She probably realises that this was a mistake but her mother does not want to pick her up.

 

[lol cow supreme]

Amber still has a supposed appointment with an urologist in November to solve her kidney stone issues.

Maybe this is why Amber chose to go to Winsconsin? They are very well prepared to assist her with her kidney stones or any other issues. Maybe even the WLS?

Spoiler: Amber urology/ gastroenterology care solutions in Winsconsin

 

[Agoodpotroast]

I think by Thanksgiving the novelty of having a giant, smelly toddlerwoman loafing around on her couch will have worn off for Emily.
Amber is probably scrambling through her Insta DMs trying to find a ride back to OKC.
Emily in all likelihood no longer has PTO left to take off work and drive her there and then back, and Amber would most likely flat-out refuse to get on a plane, even if Emily offered to pay.

Based on track record, even though Amber claimed that she would have flown to Wisconsin, I doubt she'll ever get on a plane. One, she'd have to buy two seats which would be admitting she's fat in a definite way and we don't want to do that. Two, she'd have to walk through an airport and we don't want to do that. Three, she wouldn't have a companion with her

 

[w4vy_gr4vy]

Thanksgiving is going to be lit! Will Emily take Amber to the family meal or leave Amber at home alone while she goes to her family in town? Will they have a "quiet Thanksgiving alone"? Will Emily have to work? Will Amberlynn's mom come get her?

Amber will have another Denny's (or whatever place it was she ordered the Wipey thanksgiving feast from) beeze crying about her mentulz whilst Emily spends time with her family. She might promise Amber a doggy bag if she's a good girl.

 

[LightEmittingDiode]

Dispektfulmolments keeping me entertained on Instagram while Amber rots on Emily’s couch

 

[YourName56]

I image Emily burn out and Amber just nagging to go at takeout food!

Damn!

 

[LightEmittingDiode]

I wonder if there was any truth to what Alexis said about Emily wanting Amber to pay all the bills with her Youtube bux so she could quit her job.
Then Amber got there and had a classic Amber mentul things is scary breakdown and Emily’s master plan fell through.
So now Emily has to not only work to keep the money coming but also comes home after a shift to a crying, needy, greasy slob who demands her immediate attention.
She already ditched one kid, Amber, she doesn’t want another set of emotional responsibilities AKA you and your BPD.
Emily is probably cursing the day she clout chased super morbidly obese content creators only to end up with ALR.

 

[I call shenanigans]

So now Emily has to not only work to keep the money coming but also comes home after a shift to a crying, needy, greasy slob who demands her immediate attention.

She has the option to kick Amber out. She just needs to find a way to get her and her pets back to OKC. If she wanted her gone she would take the hit on unpaid leave and drive her back. It’s that easy, and given there’s no sign of it happening, I doubt Emily is bothered by ambers presence yet. She can work, and go out leaving Amber home alone. It’s not hard to escape a deathfat.

 

[LightEmittingDiode]

She has the option to kick Amber out. She just needs to find a way to get her and her pets back to OKC. If she wanted her gone she would take the hit on unpaid leave and drive her back. It’s that easy, and given there’s no sign of it happening, I doubt Emily is bothered by ambers presence yet. She can work, and go out leaving Amber home alone. It’s not hard to escape a deathfat.

Fair.
That would be quite the narc ego injury to Amber to get kicked out. Hopefully it’s with “gentle love” lmao.

 

[notfoodienotbeauty]

I'm late, as usual, but unlike Amber I have a job. Let's pretend this is a real loving relationship, so you invite your 600 pound girlfriend over, and not only does she bring most of her stuff, but she also brings her three animals. You have only met each other once before, but you think she is the one.

So, you have this 600 pound beast at your house, the house you pay for, but since you used all your vacation time, because your new pig is too fat to fly, you have to go to work. You work a pretty hard job as a nurse and your fatness just sits around your house, eating, coloring and playing with fucking toys. Then, within a month of this new relationship, when you should still be in the honeymoon period, this cow makes a YT video, unshowered, fatter than ever (yes, I know you like that part) talking about how bad her mental health is, how she has x, y, z and f mental health issues, and how she is proud of herself for feeding her animals every day. I mean, sounds like a relationship that will last for years.

Why would someone willing get into a new relationship with someone with claims to have so many mental health problems, which include multiple personality disorders. Not to mention, has a history of abusing every single person she has been in a relationship with. You would have to be some desperate to get into a relationship with Amber fucking Reid.

Oh, and bahahahaha about Emily's family. God damn, imagine being that family and that screeching, unwashed, pus leaking skin, trailer trash cunt comes waddling in to your family gathering.

I know the sister is a pediatrician and only treats kids, but I wonder if she would make an exception for a 600 pounder that has the mentality of a child and acts like one?

Also, did she say Emily won't let her film in the house? I've seen that a few places and just wondering.

 

[w4vy_gr4vy]

Anybody who willingly gets into a relationship with Big Al deserves everything they get.

 

[Mother Gooseberry]

She has the option to kick Amber out. She just needs to find a way to get her and her pets back to OKC. If she wanted her gone she would take the hit on unpaid leave and drive her back. It’s that easy, and given there’s no sign of it happening, I doubt Emily is bothered by ambers presence yet. She can work, and go out leaving Amber home alone. It’s not hard to escape a deathfat.

I know Alexis is laying low (and large) after having her true size exposed in Amber’s videos, but I don’t see it being out of the realm of possibility of her being willing to drive Amber back to Oklahoma.

She already told her she was willing to drive her from Kentucky to Oklahoma when Jade was refusing to. And we all know she’d love nothing more than to come to her rescue after mean old Emily broke our gorls struggling and enlarged heart

 

[Constellationzero]

Anybody who willingly gets into a relationship with Big Al deserves everything they get.

Of course, the possibility exists that Emily gets angry. Like, really angry.

And instead of trying the (now Sisyphean) task of rolling the smelly boulder out of her house, she just...reenacts the movie Feed. Right down to the weight gain shakes.