2024 U.S. Presidential and State election thread - I'm gonna... I'm gonna... VOOT!!! I'm VOOOOOTING!!!

[Burnt Effigy]

Could this mean that today we'll have a lot of announcements of Dems crossing the aisle? Or will they wait until January?

Probably gonna have to wait a bit more, just in case some states magically flip, but I think by mid december it's gonna flow.

 

[ditto]

So basically,

Reagan 2.0? Trump is gonna be in his ABSOLUTE PRIME now.

Holy fucking SHIT, bros!

By the powers of Reagan, FDR and Grover Cleveland combined

 

[¨¨¨]

To what extent can Trumps win be attributed to non-white men bailing on the dems?

Attempting to turn the presidential election into a cringey feminist referendum revolving around abortion wasn't such a hot idea after all.

 

[Collections Agent]

LMAO Reddit is having a meltdown
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"Currently tying a noose, I am a trans person"
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'MAGA is a cult, that's why I will be commiting ritual toaster bath if Democrats don't win'

I genuinely feel bad for some of these people and their absolute mental decay (yes I know they wouldn't feel bad for me)

 

[Hunter Hearst Helmsley]

What a night, guys. I will honor my deal and not interact with HHH (not @Hunter Hearst Helmsley).

This comment is contradictory.

 

[No. 7 cat]

Trump apparently got no more votes than 2020 (or even less at 71 million but Harris bombed at 66 million), but that was enough for a popular vote victory. A lot of people (c. 10 million) didn't vote. Anyhow first GOP popular vote since 2004 and if the Electoral College wasn't, Trump would still win (absent other factors). Harris has cancelled her party too.

 

[BingBongDingDong]

We're so back bros, is like 2016 all over again! We're all gonna make it!

 

[FILTH Tourist]

Could this mean that today we'll have a lot of announcements of Dems crossing the aisle? Or will they wait until January?

If I was ready to turn coat, you bet your ass I would wait until Trump is official. Still, it would be a crazy shake up if it is true in large numbers.

 

[Caddo Cobgang]

Could this mean that today we'll have a lot of announcements of Dems crossing the aisle? Or will they wait until January?

the Democrats have two options at this point, become a centre-right party thats fine with some gibs, but they rid of the Woke Pandering, or go ultra-left to appeal to retarded Zoomers, I think the former is more likely, but regardless being teetering Liberals isn't going to work for them anymore

 

[Myrtle the Turtle]

We have Elon, RFK Jr, Ron Paul, Vance, and more. We would have gotten Tim’s trannies if Kamala got elected. There’s so much more at stake this election and we just won it all.

 

[barrow greeter]

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king shit

 

[David Brown]

This one is a troll post I think but I still laughed

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

I absolutely have to go to bed but Something Awful is fertile ground if anybody has an old account they can dust off to go mining
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SAD
There was a time when something awful would have been the forefront for making fun of faggots one way or another.
Look at it now... What a mess

 

[Jarch6]

Cheers lads

The tears from Twitter/reddit tards are delicious. Also Trump’s resounding victory here has made it even more obvious that they stole 2020.


Also as a taco I’m happy that mi hermanos voted for trump (i imagine all the endorsements from celebs men actually give a shit about like rogan, Elon, the UFC, etc. helped to sway the normal dude vote).

Even the dumbest wetback knows not to put a woman in charge of the country lmao.

I’ve seen calls from nigger women on X that they want us removed from the POC, logically making us honorary aryans. Further I think the left will stop trying that LatinX shit for a while. Things are looking up!

 

[Absolutego]

/r/politics is hilariously easy to bait right now.
I've got a comment down -100 just asking a dude "this loss doesn't make you reconsider whether the Trump campaign was literally hitler?"

 

[F40PH]

They're gonna kill big Don for this one, mark my words. You don't need to rig an election if you just plan to blow the winners brains out on live TV. It's all a part of the plan, goyim.

 

[Adolf Hulkler]

Serbia up there, good choice Null!
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What the fuck, did they call up only leftist party members or what?

 

[Canard]

Biden should just abdicate now so dems can at least claim first female president. Win at least something, right?

 

[Loris Yeltsin]

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fix'd

 

[ditto]

Let's party like it's 2016!