Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Piggle Rick]

Pat is a gigantic prick but I do not envy the hangover he is going to be dealing with when he falls out of bed mid-afternoon.

He won’t fall. His gunt will start rolling off the bed and he’ll slowly descend after it, like a very lardy slinky.

 

[Mourning_Cloak]

What are the odds Fatrick drinks so much he finally gets alcohol poisoning and is hospitalized? Or maybe actually hurts himself while waddling his 600 pound ass around the half hovel?

Patrick could really pop off in the next few weeks....

 

[Pierre D'Olnique]

Ya know I am really quite interested in seeing the first oinkout he throws at a stalkerchild as his emotions are just high enough we might see some juicy new additions to ole reliable "this is why your life is already over stalker. Enjoy Prison" pasta.....

This is why your country is already over, Yanker. Enjoy Felon

 

[femoralcanal]

Kiwis, I hereby make you a promise:

If I'm ever elected President, I'm giving my victory speech from Hoolies, while eating a huge slab of meatloaf and a slice of burnt beef Welington.

I'll leave the building for the congratulatory phone calls though, too much steel in Hollies.

Vote FemoralCanal 2032!

 

[30+GameOvers]

I hope Pat can reach a broader audience than ever before by starring in one of those "libtard snowflake tears" compilations. Just imagine how much more patposting there will be if the MAGA boomers find out who he is

 

[SPCC Archivist]

https://nitter.poast.org/stealthygeek/status/1854152221484523981#m

I hesitate to contradict Ernie Ernlinson, but Fatrick is very well acquainted with blacks; in fact, he has known a few of them quite up close an personal. To cite a few:
1) Bernell Trammel, the eccentric black gentleman that Patrick murdered in cold blood;
2) Sergeant Lyndon Evans, the dutiful black cop who regularly fills up Niki's vagina with powerful farts;
2) the multiple black children that were abducted by the ragepig and ground into niggeroni in his dark basement.

 

[Judge Holden]

Nikkki prepared a special cocktail of pills and an extended round with the east side crew fart-funnelling her barren cooter to knock her out for the entire election week as she knew better than any how insufferable her giant pig baby husband would be during this time

 

[Useful_Mistake]

Nikkki prepared a special cocktail of pills and an extended round with the east side crew fart-funnelling her barren cooter to knock her out for the entire election week as she knew better than any how insufferable her giant pig baby husband would be during this time
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The sickening part is that the tweet sounds like her family member died, but no, it's just that some dude that he doesn't like got elected.

 

[Procrastinhater]

So how's Pat taking the news?

 

[TerminalTryHard]

Nikkki prepared a special cocktail of pills and an extended round with the east side crew fart-funnelling her barren cooter to knock her out for the entire election week as she knew better than any how insufferable her giant pig baby husband would be during this time
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"Asleep"

More like zonked out on box wine and Xanax. No one could sleep through his absolute freak out without chemical assistance.

 

[Judge Holden]

So how's Pat taking the news?

Well...



EDIT: The State of Wisconsin vs the Absolute Fucking State of Fatrick

 

[Broadside]

So how's Pat taking the news?

Pretty well I'd say

 

[Blindeye]

Patrick could secure LotY right now with the right fedpost. Show us what you got, piggy

 

[Kela de Thaym]

He’s being unusually subdued over this. Either he’s truly buck broken now or he’s going to snap later on down the line.

C’mon, fatty two chins, make this upcoming shit term worth it!

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

Nikkki prepared a special cocktail of pills and an extended round with the east side crew fart-funnelling her barren cooter to knock her out for the entire election week as she knew better than any how insufferable her giant pig baby husband would be during this time
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Now I’m imagining a scenario where he continues to pretend Harris won so his wife never figures out how full of shit he was. It’d be entertaining as a minor premise in a sitcom.

 

[Post Reply]

He’s being unusually subdued over this. Either he’s truly buck broken now or he’s going to snap later on down the line.

C’mon, fatty two chins, make this upcoming shit term worth it!

Patrick is either drowning his sorrows or trying to keep Niki from eating the rest of the pill bottle after she woke up. He still finds time for a little tweeting though. I didn't know it was possible to wring one's hooves but Patrick is trying.

 

[WelperHelper99]

Nikkki prepared a special cocktail of pills and an extended round with the east side crew fart-funnelling her barren cooter to knock her out for the entire election week as she knew better than any how insufferable her giant pig baby husband would be during this time
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Oh. This is going to be good. Let the mental breakdown begin.

 

[OffTopic]

Now I’m imagining a scenario where he continues to pretend Harris won so his wife never figures out how full of shit he was. It’d be entertaining as a minor premise in a sitcom.

That's the plot of Good Bye, Lenin! where the son convinces his sick mother the Berlin Wall hasn't fallen.

 

[Procrastinhater]

You're laughing. Patrick's heart is breaking and you're laughing...

 

[BoomerPrime]

You're laughing. Patrick's heart is breaking and you're laughing...

Yes - of all the coping, seething, and dilating that will happen today, watching Fatrick's will be most entertaining.