2024 U.S. Presidential and State election thread - I'm gonna... I'm gonna... VOOT!!! I'm VOOOOOTING!!!

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Point and Laugh said:
I just got a text from my BIL who is ex-military now govt contractor. As of this morning government workers are being provided “self-care sessions” to help everyone “navigate change.” The purge can’t happen fast enough.
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Just came in to work as we are on a tactical alert in case shit hits the fan in Spokane. I helped "navigate change" by buying doughnuts / bagel for the entire agency.
 
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Fapcop said:
Bend the FUCKING KNEE Cuban! Bow before your new lord and master!
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imagine trying to assassinate Cheeto Mussolini but end up handing him the most iconic picture of the last decade and possibly winning the presidency outright

I think his punishment is having to watch what he wrought unfold for all eternity
 
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British political commentator Rory Stewart with the best explanation yet for why his predictions were all wrong: He's just too good of a person - superior to the MAGA - that his brain was incapable of accepting how truly horrible all of you are. He's just too good of a person to have forseen such a horrible election outcome and that's what still makes him better than all of you.



 
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What a glorious day. Congratulations to the Yankees. Curious if Mr Trump and his political team orchestrated this whole thing by purposefully losing the last election due to the potentially Covid fallout and the already anticipated war in Ukraine which the "next" President had to deal with. And maybe old Biden and face- and useless VP.
 
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Netanyahu called Trump:



Netanyahu initiated the conversation

The Prime Minister was among the first leaders to call to congratulate the president-elect

It was agreed upon to work together for "Israel's security"

The conversation also dealt with the Iranian issue. The Prime Minister told the American President that this was the greatest political comeback and Trump replied: You also made a great political comeback
 
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Sexy Potoo said:
What is it going to take for AP news to call Michigan?
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By my math, there are only 112k votes left, and Coconut lady would need to 90% to flip the state.
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The printers came late, but they shall steal at least one state. They have to, after all, it's damage control at this point.
 
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Sneak 'n' Snore said:
Witnessed a small, completely unprompted Trump derangement syndrome moment at work today from our boss.
I get its the fabled most powerful man in the world position but for fucks sake we don't even live on the same continent.
Happy for american kiwis, enjoy the sneeding:lit:🍿
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Gently touch him on the arm, call him by his Christian name.
And say to him as sweetly as you can "John, can you please shut the fuck up about politics? We have a business to run".
 
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Trump shows more unaffected humanity than any presidential candidate I can recall. I think he gets forgiven for a lot because of that. The rambling speech that he made when the election was all but called, where he was grabbing topics out of the air, was endearing in a way that is alien to most politicians. You could tell he was exhausted; utterly spent, but he was still playing to the crowd because he recognised that they needed to hear him talk, just as on the day of the attempt on his life they needed him to rise up, slightly bloodied, but unbowed and undefeated. It didn't have to be a great speech. All it needed to be was an acknowledgement of what had occurred. The longer he went on, the funnier it became. It was even funnier if you were watching MATI, because Josh had been up all night and wanted to go to bed, but he couldn't because Trump was rambling about how America has the greatest Ents - real patriotic tree people - and how he was going to give them all jobs in American sawmills.

Kamala, if you look at her closely, has some squirrel DNA, but she can't go back to the squirrels and the other woodland folk. Not after Peanut. I think she should probably become a cyborg. There is something of an outdated AI about her. If her face fell off and underneath there was circuitry and blinking diodes it wouldn't surprise me. She should capitalise on that by acquiring a robot arm that fires a grapple hook.
 
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SaidNoOneEver said:
British political commentator Rory Stewart with the best explanation yet for why his predictions were all wrong: He's just too good of a person - superior to the MAGA - that his brain was incapable of accepting how truly horrible all of you are. He's just too good of a person to have forseen such a horrible election outcome and that's what still makes him better than all of you.


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Why does he look like he's made out of the same material Michael Jackson was?
 
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HAHAHAHA :story: jfc

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https://old.reddit.com/r/Trumpvirus/comments/1gkhdeq/trump_tower_swastika/ (Archive)
 
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