2024 U.S. Presidential and State election thread - I'm gonna... I'm gonna... VOOT!!! I'm VOOOOOTING!!!

[Puff]

I just got a text from my BIL who is ex-military now govt contractor. As of this morning government workers are being provided “self-care sessions” to help everyone “navigate change.” The purge can’t happen fast enough.

I'm on vacation just to avoid this shit. And to sleep off the hangover. I'm wondering how my coworkers are doing right now. There was one I was seriously worried about doing a stupid.

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

i remember people bothered me about who i was going to vote for and i’ve kept my mouth shut about it and tried to avoid the topic as much as i can

a common phrase i hear is “you can’t bitch if you didn’t vote”

weird how the people saying that were democrats. wonder how they are doing right now

 

[Mushroom King]

r/MTF is a goldmine of seethe you love to see it

This is the same person who called us Chud Nazis for four years and warned us they'd stalk our children without adult oversight in school bathrooms.

Now all the trannies have started to pivot from 'We'll touch your kids!' to 'We are literally Tranne Frank hiding in the floorboards.. We have to hide for four years.'

It's all a ridiculous humiliation fetish.

 

[Clarence Big Boss]

Time for harvest has come

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THIS IS SO EPIC

 

[Swiss46]

I'm so tired of this shit... Wisconsin is 99.999999 percent reporting AND STILL NOT CALLED

Actually this is an academic legal case, you see Wisconsin tallies votes based on the mass of the voter at the time the ballot was cast. If that 0.000001% of voters contains Patrick Tomlinson's vote it would be enough to throw the entire state blue.

 

[Polystyrene Glioblastoma]

*Edit I misunderstood what OP was saying, which was actually that it shouldn't be a priority to get rid of it.

@Chuckwagon you are a fool for stating conservatives should focus on getting rid of gay marriage, shit like that is what made us lose in the 90's to the early 2010's. The optics of that are incredibly bad and it is already a guaranteed, enshrined right.

It's a state marriage on paper.

Republicans should continue getting the "normal" gay vote like they have been. It is a sizable chunk of the gay population who reject wokeism. Courting these voters can be enough to hold the line in swing states.

Shout-out to Scott Presler for helping get Trump the vote in Pennsylvania and Preston Myers for helping the Trump campaign. Both 2 gay men who were part in making this victory happen.

Scott worked very hard to hold counties there accountable for discrepancies and getting the Amish to vote.

 

[Jimjamflimflam]

HAHAHAHA jfc

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Heil Hortler

 

[gay]

I'm not seeing the swastika. They're really desperate for a single W.

i think i spot a Sieg Fail swastika in there somewhere.

 

[Mayoush]

my king won

 

[hamas lover]

 

[Gar For Archer]

I take back everytime I said Hollywood should stop it with the reboots.
This one is already promising to be better than the original.

This ain’t a reboot my nigga, it’s the end of a trilogy. MAGA Shippuden incoming.

 

[Train Operator]

at least weirdo walz was ready for this.

 

[Hyper Vigilant Dumbass]

Thank you God for people with bad Internet hygiene and Twitter.

 

[Onepumpplumpchump]

GO BACK TO SAN FRANCISCO HORSE

 

[TitchBitties]

I'm not even really sure the "people" on Threads are flesh and blood humans but these NPCs have some of the most nonsensical fears that just make me giggle

 

[GameratePTSD]

Now we have a president who can't use spell check before he posts. Honestly, as long as my state keeps things how I like, I won't mind.

Spellcheck is for cowards and bureaucrats, Trump throws himself to the winds of chance like Napoleon. Covfefe!

It looks like confirmed pedophile Vaush is going to come out as a manosphere incel now that the proletariat revolution has failed to materialize. Sorry ladies, the breadtube community is throwing you aside in favor of trannies, gays, and infinite Guatemalans.

 

[Sammich]

It is amazing because, once again, the Dems and their donors burned something like $2 billion dollars on Harris' campaign.

This outcome is even better, they should have just let him win in 2020 instead of stealing, because Trump and his people are now better organized, have more Congressional support and a more unified party, he's more popular than ever after multiple attempts to martyr him via prosecution, lawfare attacks against supporters like attorneys working for his campagin, his tremendous vote tally essentially gives him a powerful mandate, and he is fresh and rested from four years of having to bide his time. Trump is back, folks, better than ever. More "tanned, rested and ready" than Nixon ever was.

It's looking like many Dems are now wanting to double down on sneering pseudo-intellectualism, blaming the flyover staters for everything, hating men and white people while whining they needed more censorship, more narrative control, and turning viciously on anyone on their team who suggests that making the Democratic platform about trans kids and declaring illegal immigrants to be better workers and more patriotic that native-born Americas wasn't a winner.

With any luck they're in for years of internal strife and internecine squabbling between their factions as they desperately try to find the next Democratic super-star politician after betting on lame horses like Beto and Stacey Abrhams. Meanwhile Trump's hold over the GOP is stronger than ever, and hopefully it will be lead away from being the pure evil party of Bush/Cheney/McCain neoconservatism, of Chamber of Commerce conservatism. Neocon rats have already been accepted by the Democrats - see people like The View hosts giddy over Liz Cheney, who became a liberal hero for her fake tough-gal stand during the fake, gay Jan. 6. hearings - though as I have said in many cases it's not so much the neocons defecting to the Democrats as is they're going back to their natural home.

I wouldn't have said this a week ago, but after last night I feel more confident about it; The democrats got fucked right up their ass, and they did it by choice. All they had to do after 2020 was mock trump for awhile, and let him live his days out in exile. No, that wasn't good enough. TRUMP BAD. I don't know if it was just lack of any serious message, or just overwhelming hatred, they had to ruin him, his lawyers, his advisors and his family. That carries over to the other bit, the dems have two years to sort their shit and try to course correct, we all know they won't, they are in too deeply. The only question, what will become of the democratic party in 4 years, 8 years.. 12 years.

 

[NoMoreMisterNiceDoc]

This must be a parody. Thiis can't be real. Reminds me of a Stonetoss comic.
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Straight up hallucinating swastikas from microdosing on hitler particles.

having trouble finding the mogus

 

[Berrakh]

A meteoric rise to power, but power proves more difficult to master than he thought. So then, with some conniving, he loses the next challenge and falls into his lowest point. Slowly be begins to rise again, and the God’s smile on his venture by protecting him from two very deadly situations. Old fair-weather allies betray him, but old enemies come to his side. Then the moment of stunning victory. Proving the first time was never a fluke.

Trump followed the Hero’s Journey.

 

[Collections Agent]

Thank you God for people with bad Internet hygiene and Twitter.

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Meanwhile the men being screamed at