2024 U.S. Presidential and State election thread - I'm gonna... I'm gonna... VOOT!!! I'm VOOOOOTING!!!

[gaj29]

It's okay, dear chuddie. If everything goes to plan, you'll never need to vote for Trump again as he will completely change the system to establish himself the God Emperor of Humanity this term. Trust the process.

I think he should be the God Emperor of Humanity because he will be fixing not only america but also europe!

 

[Jinn in the phone]

Those bitch niggas at the Washington post brought it back
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I had no idea those queers had taken it off for the Biden administration. Lmao

 

[Necrosan]

Montana what the fuck?
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>censored and kicked off the House floor
This is like giving your little brother an unplugged controller.

I can't wait to hear this faggot talk about trans issues after even the DNC ditched them.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

I completely forgot I made a promise to eat a picture of Kamala if she won LOL

Who was it who promised to eat their own shit if Trump won? I'm pretty sure I remember that from the Politics thread

 

[The Saltening]

How late did you guys stay up? I think I clocked out sometime after 4 am.
No regrets!

I went out around 3:30am. I was gone and needed cleep.

 

[Mark Goldbridge]

Damn maybe that tiny percentage of a percentage of people really do hold no power and should go back to being some niche mentally ill oddity people laugh at

 

[The Saltening]

 

[Megatardingo]

What do genuine Trump supporters want from this new presidency-Realistically, etc? I am not aware of how hard-hit the working class have been hit in America- but it sure shows in voting polls. So educate me please, a white, twink faggot.

UFOs become real we travel to andromeda.

 

[Harvey Danger]

Random state observations:

VA - Harris up by 5.2%, not as close as it looked last night. GOP still has serious work to do in that state.

WI - Trump only won by 30k. RFK wasn't able to get off the ballot, and got 17.7k votes. He nearly blew it for Trump by jumping too late.

NH - Harris win by 3.1%. It was legitimately within striking range.

MI - allegedly, the Muslim vote in Dearborn mostly went to Jill Stein. She got 44k total across the state, and Trump is currently ahead by 93k. Assuming that was true, this mean the Muslim protest vote didn't technically throw a swing state to Trump, but it was pretty close. If you add in "Muslims who would have voted Democratic but stayed home", it may have actually happened. (State turnout is up 1.6% from 2020.)

IA - Trump wins by 13.2%, wtf was that last poll

TX - Trump wins by 13.8%, the fabled Blue Texas pushed off yet again. I was a long-term doomer there (many times), but Trump's massive win with Hispanics, and potential mandate for mass deportations, will force me to revisit my doomposting.

 

[KingCoelacanth]

The official man hate thread is a comedy goldmine right now

 

[Gravemind]

The real question I haven't seen anyone ask is

Who's ready for four more years of "Here's how Trump can fuck up this term" and spergouts over every little thing that happens?

 

[Not Really Here]

Harris still hasn't conceded. Pathetic.

She has to sober up, and accept that her political career is over.

 

[Takayuki Yagami]

As someone that doesn’t really like McDonalds’s burgers, what do people think would be a good dinner to celebrate with? A big-ass steak?

 

[Mr Processor]

Oh I will bet the Quarter to Three forum is gold today. Gotta find my login...

Hmm... I'm pretty sure that isn't going to happen. How sad for these guys.

 

[Frederica Bernkastel]

Trump got the Franco pose and everything

 

[FloorPlanGreen]

Montana what the fuck?
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>reelected
>kicked off house floor
TLDR the commiefornia migrant transplants (haha) keep reelecting and no one else in the state wants to put up with him

 

[Introvertigo]

I'd laugh my ass off if the Dems decided to 25th Joe as a final 'fuck you' to him, then installed Kamala as the first black female president for a couple of meaningless months. I assume that would also make her the only person to ever become president immediately after losing the election.

DO IT, DEMFAGS! At least give me some lulz on the way out.

That or Biden dies.

 

[VarietyKnight]

britbong gives his thoughts about the election

Who the fuck is this redcoat terrorist?

 

[Meat Target]

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Will they ever learn?

Fresh OC, like pottery.

 

[Gravemind]

The official man hate thread is a comedy goldmine right now

Careful there, that's a protected space.