2024 U.S. Presidential and State election thread - I'm gonna... I'm gonna... VOOT!!! I'm VOOOOOTING!!!

[Your Girlfriend's Dad]

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I hate to repeat myself for the 5th time this week, but "use a gun" was serious advice for the genuinely suicidal. Bleeding out is slow.

Or just grow the fuck up and realize the entire country is done playing pretend with you. Get a job.

 

[Procrastinhater]

Deportations, some tax and business deregulation, post-86 mac. gun NFA amnesty, repealing of Biden’s damned gun “rules” (grabs). All of these are possible either through executive fiat/orders, or utilizing the must-pass technique.

Disband the ATF.

 

[Strix454]

I think Gavin Newsom is in the pipeline. In fact, I wouldn't be shocked if they try running him in 2028. He's got aspirations of fucking up shit beyond California.

He looks like a loser to me. Anything branded California is nationally toxic in an election.

The one that I'm looking at is Fetterman in PA. I despise him because he is a rich kid pretending to be things that he absolutely is not. But his whole fake working-class guy act works with a fair amount of people. He is also smarter than most of the other democrats.

 

[George Lucas]

Timeline (Official):

• Kamala Harris will NOT concede at 6 pm. She is going to announce recounts in rust belt states
• House falls to Democrats
• Kamala will win after recount. Trump will be sentenced to prison. Biden signs EO removing Secret Service protection
• Biden dies, Kamala becomes president
• Senate goes Democrat in 2026
• Kamala wins re-election in 2028 in huge landslide victory

 

[WhimsicalTrolli]

Walz is another Creepy Tim Kaine type guy.
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The media astroturfing of this prancing old fruit was something else.
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He looks like if pitbulls were humans. There's only evil in his eyes.

 

[Gilgamesh!]

I keep seeing random "increase the male loneliness epidemic" posts on other sites. Do these retards not realize that is what specifically made young men swing so hard towards traditionalism and the right in the first place?

 

[Blackhole]

I didn't believe you, so I checked.

You're right. I encourage everyone to read it in hazard suits, just don't involve yourself and avoid posting in it.

The salt is coming from inside the forums.

I checked the MHT and there's... Women supporting Trump and saying that Kamala was a bad candidate. Where's the seethe?

 

[Catboy Ranch]

"latinos do what they always do"

bitch you put an X after latino and if you fucking knew how to prounounce Spanish words you realize that letter doesn't work in the Spanish phonics system so no one who is actually brown knows how the fuck to prounounce that because you made the word up in your homogay humanities department EN THE EE.UU. pendeja

 

[MarvinTheParanoidAndroid]

I would just like to say that I'm very happy to have my negative predictions that the vote was going to be stolen proven wrong, and that I'm very satisfied with Wisconsin at long last calling their state for Trump.

But I would also like to make known an observation I've made. All these people threatening suicide right now aren't doing it because they had such a bright and promising future ahead of them that was just snuffed out overnight like a candle. These people did not just have their every day Halcyon reality shattered into a Mad Max hellscape by Donald winning the election, these are people who were subsisting on the status quo with no ambition or pathway to real success, they are willful failures who are taking Trump's victory as a license to end it all. I'm sure some of them are even intentionally weaponizing their suicides to prove a political point, like all those people who self-immolated with gasoline.

And 96% of them aren't going to do it, either, just like how nobody moved to Canada in 2016 either.

 

[Spatula]

So, who's gonna follow in Shia's footsteps and make a HWNDU stream?

 

[Gravemind]

You should've gone and looked for yourself, that solzhenitsyn upthread is chomping on his sidelocks.

Nah. I avoid threads I don't care about, as should most everyone.

 

[2020chan]

It truly is a work of art. It practically kept off the page when I was trawling the subreddit. It is the pure distillation of the defeated side in all its ignominious glory

We are going to make so many amazing "lefties losing it" meltdown compilations.
This is one of the best harvests we've had since 2016.

Project 2025 is now ours. It's a meme harvesting project now.
Perhaps it always was.

 

[Not Really Here]

I keep seeing random "increase the male loneliness epidemic" posts on other sites. Do these retards not realize that is what specifically made young men swing so hard towards traditionalism and the right in the first place?

If they listened to dudes talking Rome, they would know what happens when you go too hard on the minority.

 

[The Saltening]

The media lying about women dying was absolutely on the ballot.

I cant believe anyone believes women will die without access to tax payer funded abortion stop n shops. FUCK YOUR ABORTION SLUT! Maybe don't sleep with 500 people.

 

[Return of the Freaker]

I swear to god everyone on Facebook I know from high school and earlier is crying and seething. If it's not "I'm a degenerate queer and/or furfag and I'm scared/leaving/going to die standing when drumpf comes for me" it's "to all the young girls who want to have children I totally support your decision but just know the EVIL MEN want you to DIE from complications and won't give you healthcare!!"

 

[Chinwaa]

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

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Ignore the portal please, it's not important.

 

[Otterly]

Work was incredibly quiet and subdued today. Only a few hours of overlap with is office hours so maybe there will be more salt tomorrow …

If you haven't checked it out yet, go take a look at r/atheism. The "omfg the christians are coming to get me" doom posting is hilarious.

Who’s up for a spot of inquisition or crusading?

Anyone else getting family pushback if they knew you voted trump? Are they malding?

I have a family member who is still not speaking to me after I said I loathed starmer, and could understand why trump was popular. And I’m not even in a country I can vote for the man, TDS is insane.
What do we think the next week is going to look like? is it still warm enough there for recreational rioting?

 

[Buddhabouya]

He better pardon bossmanjack or i'm taking my vote back

 

[FloorPlanGreen]

Timeline (Official):

• Kamala Harris will NOT concede at 6 pm. She is going to announce recounts in rust belt states
• House falls to Democrats
• Kamala will win after recount. Trump will be sentenced to prison. Biden signs EO removing Secret Service protection
• Biden dies, Kamala becomes president
• Senate goes Democrat in 2026
• Kamala wins re-election in 2028 in huge landslide victory

I don't care that you are baiting
I am putting you in the biggest crystal I have