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Is it over?

  • Yes, I am sad and need a Ben backrub :(

    Votes: 334 31.9%
  • No, we will be back, autism too strong

    Votes: 529 50.5%
  • Cams down until we roll into Bloodgames 2

    Votes: 185 17.7%

  • Total voters
    1,048
The little black gay boy from the projects of Chicago went off on Alex for saying nigga again. This has caused the mood of the house to be SAD. Nobody is speaking, he's killed the vibe. He also started crying a bit.

Alex is isolating himself
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I hate gaynigger so much, he didn't even hear Alex say Nigga. "ook ook dis our word, u get ur teeth knocked out where I from ooga booga". Hilariously gaynigger is the same height as Alex when he's sitting down. If that was a threat Alex should just challenge him and call him a nigger to his face. I hope Production hurries it up with showing the shows true colors so "Computer" can start spamming Gregger's Neggar's.

Friendly reminder that black people do this to themselves by giving the word Nigger the power to offend themselves.
 
The little black gay boy from the projects of Chicago went off on Alex for saying nigga again. This has caused the mood of the house to be SAD. Nobody is speaking, he's killed the vibe. He also started crying a bit.

Alex is isolating himself
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This is only going to make Burt want to give him "supplements" even more. Unfortunately neither Alex nor Burt have the capacity to be properly sneaky about secretly sharing prescription antipsychotics.
 
Hot take: wifi signal is one of the better contestants. He is a catalyst for quite a lot of content and isn't just in there to do hug tank. He constantly talks down to female contestants, and invades their personal space lol. For the men he causes ego clashes that seem to end more frequently than not in a volatile manner. Hopefully some other dead weight fishes get kicked before he does because there are so many others just there
He is a very good bad boy.
Burt schizobabbling in the penthouse about how he’s going to choose the path where he will fix Alex’s racism is so fucking funny. Burt it up.
B.U.R.T. will use tricknology to remelenate Alex and make him whole again.
Burt makes me less racist. I believe he can fix Alex's niggardly use of the n-word, but only time will tell.
There are probably less than 300 160IQ Black people in the entire world and even less who are also schizophrenic.
B.U.R.T. is too unique to be representative of Black people.
 
Production just released SFX, mostly targeting Alex who is still self quarantining from saying the nigger word. The ruse is slipping as Sam said there was a celebrity guest coming tonight. Bets on Fatty or Hassle?
Maybe a random freeloader, like Duanye...or Brian, or even Letty! She was on the IP Hunger games, so maybe Binx recognizes her. Personally, I'm always hoping for more Xavier.
 
Hot take: wifi signal is one of the better contestants. He is a catalyst for quite a lot of content and isn't just in there to do hug tank. He constantly talks down to female contestants, and invades their personal space lol. For the men he causes ego clashes that seem to end more frequently than not in a volatile manner. Hopefully some other dead weight fishes get kicked before he does because there are so many others just there
Sam Hyde's a retard that never watched a reality show before. That's why he sperged at Letty for playing the villian in season 1. The Indian is the perfect villian. every reality show needs one, even the real world was rather bland and resembled the "friendtank" days in the early seasons before they decided to pair up an AIDs ridden gay dude with a homophobe, and that lead to ratings skyrocketing. you need these archtypes or else it gets stale for viewers,
Completely agree with you guys about Symbal. Every Fishtank season needs an antagonist and he plays the role perfectly. If Jeet leaves the show loses a critical element and probably will not recover.
 
Production just released SFX, mostly targeting Alex who is still self quarantining from saying the nigger word. The ruse is slipping as Sam said there was a celebrity guest coming tonight. Bets on Fatty or Hassle?
Another possibility is Alex Stein
Hope not, Hassle would ruin the momentum and so would fatty. And Stein just annoys me but he could be coy. Someone said in the thread a few days back that Shane Gillis or Tim Dillion should pop in, and while I think that they’d probably pass on it, Luis J. Gomez wouldn’t and he’s fully aware of Fishtank and Sam has asked him to be on in the past. It’s also the perfect environment for him too.
 
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Odd request but did anyone clip the dance party in den last night? I want to find the song they were listening too before computer asked them to twerk. Some uk alt rock sounding track. If anyone knows the song please let me know as it is stuck in my head.
 
He's the main character of fishtank
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Someone please add an edit of the jeet as Sephiroth.

Wait, so Ted was a based Sam enjoyer this whole time and the energy vampire Nice Guy persona was a sham? I am catching up with days worth of nontent and content, pls respond.
IT'S OVER 9000!!!!!!
 
At this point Mizzy is so annoying and unlikable if she is playing a character that raises her to Letty tier for me, although i know she isn't and is just a giant whiny retarded bitch.
Hot take: wifi signal is one of the better contestants. He is a catalyst for quite a lot of content and isn't just in there to do hug tank. He constantly talks down to female contestants, and invades their personal space lol. For the men he causes ego clashes that seem to end more frequently than not in a volatile manner. Hopefully some other dead weight fishes get kicked before he does because there are so many others just there
I think the Jeet should stay for awhile longer, probably top 5, although i cant give him props as being a great villain, he cant talk back to people even slightly, any time he gets into an argument he just stops talking and hmms's and goes "uh huh", totally shuts down. He is just an annoying caricature of a Indian, just being unlikable does not really make a good villain. If anything he just brings the others together with their dislike of him. Hes just a punching bag and just kinda floats through the house. I hope they build him up and tear him down in spectacular fashion, although sam gave alexis a secret mission to get the jeet out so his time is probably about to end in the house. Im sad they gave up on the ignoring/excluding thing already as that was the best bit they had with him.

The dynamic in the house is stale at this point i think they need freeloaders ASAP. My idea in fishchat and with the election should be to tell the fish kamala won, and to somehow work in "illegals", aka freeloaders into the house, say kamala has officially opened the border or something and the production wants to work that into the show somehow, thus introducing freeloaders.
 
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Odd request but did anyone clip the dance party in den last night? I want to find the song they were listening too before computer asked them to twerk. Some uk alt rock sounding track. If anyone knows the song please let me know as it is stuck in my head.
 
Seems like the 1 to 3 AM period has become a camera testing period for the show, we've had a night of testing the mosaic tracking function by following Alexis around B3 with a comically large blur cloud, a night of testing the PTZ cams panning range and zoom limits and testing the regular cams zoom capabilities on Burt right after, and I swear there was a soft test of blurring everything but Burt before then. Meanwhile, they fire off test sounds during the day like how TJ's dance music was test ran to make the fish dance yesterday or Burt being subject to TTS on day one.
 
Wait, so Ted was a based Sam enjoyer this whole time and the energy vampire Nice Guy persona was a sham? I am catching up with days worth of nontent and content, pls respond.

I'm pretty sure that is close to his real personality, but he is also a Same Hyde fan. He probably just lied about his political views. Think about how many times he got in trouble for saying fag and retard.
 
I'm pretty sure that is close to his real personality, but he is also a Same Hyde fan. He probably just lied about his political views. Think about how many times he got in trouble for saying fag and retard.
Gotcha, that makes sense. I am all caught up now and it seems like he hasn't gone live like Luke or posted anything since he came out so all we can do is speculate about whether he was only pretending to be a retard.
 
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