2024 U.S. Presidential and State election thread - I'm gonna... I'm gonna... VOOT!!! I'm VOOOOOTING!!!

[RodgerDodger]

How many people are going to get caught by Canadian Border Patrol?

It's ok. Canada has a humane euthanasia program for unwanted strays.

 

[bile demon]

I present to you: Blue-Anon
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2 MORE WEEKS!

I wonder how these numbers correlate to the amount of people who believed science back in 2021 in each respective group.

 

[StarkRavingMad]

Yeah wtf is this shit. It doesn't sound optimistic, it sounds like it's not meant to be taken seriously

She's never acted like she's taken her job as VP or her candidacy seriously in the first place.

Why would this cacklefuck start now?

 

[Toilet Grenade]

One of the final nails in the coffin for wokeness has been hammered in.

 

[Yandex Captcha Solver]

https://x.com/yoalexrapz/status/1854236798743900272?t=OAw7efDYjQrN1QnRayzvtQ&s=19

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I'm actually fucking sneeding, this is a huge deal if true. Salatins methods of doing things are currently somewhat handcuffed by the USDA, if he's able to reform things and be able to promote sustainable farming then this makes RFKs appointment worth it.

Tldr; Better meat and dairy that's healthier and better for the earth.

I'm glad we aren't getting a 2016 mistake of picking bog standard people to fill these cabinet/bureaucracy positions. If someone told me a few months ago we would have Elon, Ron Paul, RFK Jr, Tulsi, and Salatins in positions of power I would have laughed at your crazy optimism.

My optimism for when Trump takes office is through the roof at this point.

 

[Robert w'E'd Leef]

always the pussiest and most brain-broken libs who try to talk tough. Executed in a ditch within seconds of any civil conflict.

 

[ChefOptimusCunt]

God bless America. Now come annex Canada and help us, please. We'll be a good little 51st state I promise

 

[ForgedBlades]

God, the Shinzo memes are so great.

 

[Billy Bong]

How late will Kamala be for her concession speech do we figure? I'm guessing an hour and a half. And WTF is this music!?
They truly are living in another reality

 

[DumbDude43]

Leftist reddit women have been beaten so bad that they've submitted to the patriarchy without even noticing.

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>redditsisters, how can we defeat the traditionalist religious right?
>i know! we'll embrace chastity and uphold the sanctity of marriage!
>surely that will show them!
wtf i love redditors now!

 

[Breadbassket]

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I wonder how these numbers correlate to the amount of people who believed science back in 2021 in each respective group.

Biden is what Kamalain't.



Where are the 81 million votes now?

 

[Ahriman]

I would hate to be one of those new IRS hires right now...

We've dissolved our tax agency equivalent to the IRS - basically it's now reshaped into a much smaller, more efficient agency.

Can you imagine Trump dissolving the IRS? I wonder if he has the balls to do that now.

 

[Tinidril]

Go donate to this website and get your True & Honest Fan badge.

I'm askeered to go public with my ignorance (please no booly), but can you tell us exactly how and where to send the $20 for "True and Honest"? Thank frens.

 

[Kovachs]

God, the Shinzo memes are so great.

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I was friends with this white liberal girl I was trying to fuck who told me it was great when Shinzo Abe got shot. I could not redeem.

 

[Strix454]

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NOTHING TO SEE HERE. Just move along. The 2020 election was the most free and fair election in the history of the world. All those democratic voters who mysterously appeared in 2020 and then disappeared in 2024 are NOT to be discussed.

(If one looks further into the data as to specific places where those "voters" appeared in 2020, it starts to look far, far worse.)

 

[Xarpho's Return]

Gee, maybe Democrats shouldn't have defunded police and told the Hispanics that they were on their own dealing the black criminals going apeshit from 2020 onwards.

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Not just black criminals, foreign criminals. Kamala dropped Illinois by like 4 percentage points. Enough to keep it a reliably blue state especially with Chicagoland politics but what a legacy.

Here is a video I promised last night...

And where's the TYT recap? Did Cenk go full angry ogre again?

 

[ditto]

HURRY UP AND CONSNEED ALREADY KAMALA.

Seriously what is taking so long.

 

[Myrtle the Turtle]

Trump just killed Obama, Pelosi, Bush(es), Cheneys and the Romneys legacy. The unipartys betray ironically elevates Biden to something close to victim status.

Barry and Pelosi will known for crawling out of the woodwork to backstab the incumbent and replace him with corpo dem AI candidate, Kamala. After a stunning loss, Jill Biden and Joe can hold it over the partys' heads for generations that Joe *may* have been the only one who could beat Trump. We all know he wouldn't but they can cling to as cope since Kamalas abysmal turnout.

 

[Akerman]

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I wonder how these numbers correlate to the amount of people who believed science back in 2021 in each respective group.

I like how they assume any registered Democrat is going to automatically be super excited to vote regardless of who it is, like if you don't actually energize your base then you won't win. Going "Orange man bad" only isn't going to cut it. But no, blame the voters again. These retards never learn.

 

[Outer Space Traveller]

Montana also re-elected Zooey Zephyr.

What is wrong with Montana? Commiefornian transplants?