2024 U.S. Presidential and State election thread - I'm gonna... I'm gonna... VOOT!!! I'm VOOOOOTING!!!

[Platonic Cat Lover]

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She was never the best. Bernie Sanders, maybe Tulsi. Not her.

 

[Deus Exica]

Choo choo Trump Train motherfuckers. What glorious news to wake up to this morning, and the endless seethe online from redditors and troons is icing on the cake.

So, fellas, what are you guys wearing to the Trump Death Squad recruitment camp? Do you think a shirt that says "I hate fags" would be too on the nose?

 

[Alter Ego]

Kamala's so indistinguishable from Joe that she's also late for her own scheduled speeches.

 

[Burnt Effigy]

whoever told him to do that completely zeroed in on a goldmine of untapped campaining resources.

That was Barron. He's genuinely got a bright future ahead of him, if not in the presidency, in Marketing/Advertising/Management.

 

[Kier Starmer]

I suddenly feel the urge to do Fent and become a martyr for uneducated blacks, oh its just the music.

 

[Yandex Captcha Solver]

Lol she's late cause she's hungover

She is most definitely chasing the hair of the dog. After the beatdown last night, she's going to be drunk for a solid week.

 

[shekelshoah666]

Kamala's so indistinguishable from Joe that she's also late for her own scheduled speeches.

Time is racist whitey.

 

[YarrBlueballs]

If Kamala doesn't show up to her own concession, I'm going to loose my shit.

 

[Liquid Merlon]

For all the Thomas Massie fans..

 

[StarkRavingMad]

She's late to her own going away event.

She's just proving to everyone that she's black.

Checkmate, chuds.

 

[Tiger Jack]

That was Barron. He's genuinely got a bright future ahead of him, if not in the presidency, in Marketing/Advertising/Management.

Makes sense, Barron is very good at the cyber.

 

[X Prime]

You caught me, I'm a secret Jeet looking to shit up a street near you

To be fair, you blended in a bit better than this thread's least favorite jeet, @RandomTwitterGuy.

 

[HOMO FOR LIFE RETURNS]

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For all the Thomas Massie fans..

MOST BASED ADMINISTRATION OF ALL TIME.

ALL. TIME.

What's next, Federal Reserve Chairman Ron Paul?

 

[Billy Bong]

I can't believe this is even real. My alarm clock is going to go off at any second and I'm going to say to myself 'what a ridiculous dream, WTF was I thinking?'.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

Play “I’m Just A Girl”! Lmao

 

[neger psykolog]

Kamala's so indistinguishable from Joe that she's also late for her own scheduled speeches.

I've never seen a single one of these hot topic political livestreams (where there is an actual politician due to make some sort of a faggy speech) and had to wait anything under like 4 hours minimum. They are always fucking late.

 

[Rykel22]

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For all the Thomas Massie fans..

Didn't he just win re-election?

 

[Xarpho's Return]

Thread's moving fast as fuck, so apologies if this has already been posted, but Trump has announced his intent to pardon all January 6th protestors.

He did say "many", not "all". Throwing 500 people in prison was always uncalled for.

 

[Ahriman]

Oh man they have to make this happen

Ryan "Leaf Cuck" Reynolds would be seething so damn much

 

[chiobu]

LMAO sound on