2024 U.S. Presidential and State election thread - I'm gonna... I'm gonna... VOOT!!! I'm VOOOOOTING!!!

[UnfinishedChapstick]

THERE WAS A SQUIRREL

 

[RA-5C Vigilante]

The fuck did they just announce?

They need a medic by the DJ Booth someone's hurt

 

[Boss Hawg]

They are gonna have to get fucking Batman and Geralt of Riva to find this bitch.

 

[Ahriman]

PEANUT!!!!!!

 

[Kier Starmer]

Kamala "As you can see by playlist I am in fact black... My middle class mother was from india"

IT'S A SIGN!!!! God bless Peanut

 

[FamicomGorby]

A FUCKING SQUIRREL GOT ON STAGE, GOD'S PLAN!

 

[Burnt Effigy]

"Can we get a medic behind the DJ booth?" Is what they said.

 

[Misao Hyper]

It’s hot outside that must be a sign. They’re not even trying anymore. What the fuck kinda outrage is this? Even the outrage is boring.

 

[ditto]

I hope Trump brings Michael Shellenberger into his administration in some way.

I hope Trump brings Sully Sullenberger in as Secretary of Transportation

 

[Necrosan]

This sounds like my old SEGA Genesis.

 

[babadook]

Is this the beginning of the new eighties? Id like to live in an optimistic prosperous time for once

 

[Tootsie Bear]

 

[Munchin' on Some Grindage]

What's next, Federal Reserve Chairman Ron Paul?

Ron Paul successfully becoming the head of the Federal Reserve and then dissolving it is a pipe dream but would be so amazing and poetic.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

What are we thinking? Is she late because she's hysterically crying, or because she's zonked out on pills?

I think she’s just too furious to put on a “I’m totally not mad, guys” face.

 

[John Badman]

She’s going to 25th Joe for 1 month of Girl Boss fame. I wonder how drunk she’ll be.

 

[Frederica Bernkastel]

If the "blue wall" trends towards margins like Ohio I don't see how the Democratic Party exists anymore
They're gonna die a slow and painful death

 

[WitchyBitchy]

I had McDonald's today. Haven't had McDonald's in forever and...well, victory tastes great.

 

[Kovachs]

While I'm glad Massie is being included within the Trump administration, what plans does Massie have for the role of Secretary of Agriculture that would do more than his current place on the House rules committee?

 

[Nitro!]

What the fuck is this music?

Sounds like they hired a DJ and he's already looping the one record crate.

 

[mindlessobserver]

WHO PICKED THIS MUSIC LMFAO

I nearly choked when "Girls Won the World" started playing.