2024 U.S. Presidential and State election thread - I'm gonna... I'm gonna... VOOT!!! I'm VOOOOOTING!!!

[Calandrino]

Sounds like they hired a DJ and he's already looping the one record crate.

I hope they put on Hey Man Nice Shot and she pulls a Budd Dwyer

 

[ditto]

Completely surreal.

"Music to Lose Elections By: Volume I"

 

[Spruce Supremacist]

I had McDonald's today. Haven't had McDonald's in forever and...well, victory tastes great.

I went out for a nice commemorative burger while wearing a US pin and had some highschooler shout "FUCK YOU" at me in English as I was passing by him (I'm in Eastern Europe for context). Made me feel validated.

 

[RA-5C Vigilante]

Well thats a jarring genre shift

 

[The Saltening]

A lot of car crashes in Los Angeles today...

cant see the road with tears in their eyes.

 

[Jarch6]

My theory is that when they stole it in 2020 they told her, Biden, and the rest of the figureheads that they only needed to grease the wheels a tad bit in order win such that when it came around to the present and staffers told her they couldn’t pull that bullshit anymore because it’s not Coof season she remained unperturbed genuinely believing her brown-nosers when they told her that she was a better candidate than Obama and that the goyim would lap up all the retarded celebrity endorsements they had lined up. Thus, she’s been left genuinely stupefied the way the previous “future Madam President was”. Now, She and her astroturfed “brat” meme can go into the dustbin of history right alongside hilldawg and “Pokemon go to the polls” where they belong.

 

[666NASTYFUCKINGFREAK666]

Ah yes, strawberries, a fruit famous for being durable and hardy enough to harvest with heavy machinery. I have long heard of the great strawberry tractors of the California… No, they grow in low bushes, picking them is back-breaking because of how low they grow, and they require careful handling and fast shipping.

Thanks for making me feel stupid and less than. Putting you in my suicide note.

 

[rbzfan]

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS MUSIC?! IT REALLY IS A CIRCUS!!
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[nigel p poppycock]

Here is a an oddity from the Iowa vote. This is for the amendment to prevent non-citizens from voting and also allows 17yo to vote in a primary if they are going to be 18 at general election. Woodbury is solid republican.
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Sorry if I'm late--is it possible they misunderstood the way it was written? It does seem strange for conservatives to vote no on preventing non citizen voting.

 

[Billy Bong]

Concession speeches having a leadup with music that needs to be censored for vile language. The future is now!

 

[Da Capo]

Aw man, I was enjoying the oldies, they replaced it with some nigger music.

 

[Liquid Merlon]

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

What if YouTube stuck down the livestream due to “copyright infringement”? Just because it’d be funny.

 

[TwistedFreak]

MY PRESIDENT IS BLACK LFG

 

[Boss Hawg]

Find I like popular female rappers when filtered to features on male rap music. This song lol

MY PRESIDENT IS BLACK LFG

Trump is the Blackest president we have ever had

 

[AspieNextDoor]

"MY PRESIDENT IS BLACK" AHAHAHAHAHAHA

 

[Frederica Bernkastel]

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WOW

 

[LikeAStone 2.0]

“Peanut sends his regards.”

 

[MugolEx]

Salt compilation stolen from r\The_Donald
https://patriots.win/p/199hNzXzbV/salt-comp--47th-president-editio/c

 

[YarrBlueballs]

OUR PRESIDENT IS BLACK IS PLAYING LMFAO

DJ is FUCKING with her, there is no other way.