2024 U.S. Presidential and State election thread - I'm gonna... I'm gonna... VOOT!!! I'm VOOOOOTING!!!

[George Lucas]

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS MUSIC?! IT REALLY IS A CIRCUS!!
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We need to hear about how Big Booty Bitch needs that dong up her schlong.

 

[Calandrino]

Keyword were. I’m already applying for jobs.

lmao, fucking loser. Anyway, best of luck, hope things get better for you, and don't give up.

 

[Ethereal Eye]

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El goblino...

 

[Breadbassket]

Just going to leave this here.

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

A FUCKING SQUIRREL GOT ON STAGE, GOD'S PLAN!

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Gods a shit poster! God has a kiwi farms account!

 

[Room Temp Shrimp]

LATE AND GAY

 

[Ahriman]

KAMALATE HARRIS

 

[Total Annihilation]

I’m incredibly thrilled to witness the wave of coping and humor circulating right now. It’s wonderful to be able to share my thoughts and engage in lighthearted discussions with all of you here. I wish I could have been here (on KF) during the 2016 election as well!
I used AI to rewrite my retarded jumble of words.

 

[PixarsTedKennedy]

HERE WE GOOOOOO

 

[Burnt Effigy]

TIM ARRIVED

 

[6MillionCoofs]

Nah, as a Californian even most Dems hate him. He would have been recalled if there was an actual opponent running.

He would have been recalled if he had not cheated.

 

[Billy Bong]

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS MUSIC?! IT REALLY IS A CIRCUS!!
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I have checked several times because this seems like a troll, but yes, this is the official Associated Press stream for Kamala's concession speech.
Now please, get wasted and enjoy the tunes. Pass the dutchie mon.

 

[I See You]

"My President is black!"
lmao, this was 100% what they planned on playing for her fucking victory speech

 

[Two Hands]

Oh, Hi Tim!

 

[HadToMake4Features]

The Democrats really fucked themselves into a corner with this election by pulling what they oh-so-obviously did in 2020. How do 20 million voters just ... Not vote in the very next election cycle? No way in hell there's 20 million ballots missing either.

Isn’t the cope out just gonna be hurr durr Covid so everyone had more reason to be able to vote (which I don’t even fucking get cause I worked the entirety of it, minus like 2 weeks while my work figured out what to do)

But at the same time if Orange Man is so Bad then yes, why wouldn’t the same 20 million people be voting again

 

[MrJokerRager]

KAMALATE HARRIS

About to give her speech.

https://www.youtube.com/live/WckEFzGku0Q

 

[mindlessobserver]

Slick willy making an appearance.

 

[Faggitory]

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The "FUCKING SPICS" did not turn up and a libshit is stamping his feet and having a temper tantrum.

"I apologize for my language, but THESE FUCKING SPICS!" has made me laugh harder than I've laughed in months. Thank you very much.

 

[Procrastinhater]

Did they cut the feed?

 

[Ace888Ace]

Walz is here. At least, I think that's him