2024 U.S. Presidential and State election thread - I'm gonna... I'm gonna... VOOT!!! I'm VOOOOOTING!!!

[Nigger Cobson]

I can't believe a man who said that Weezer is the best band in the universe is now both the 45th and 47th POTUS.

 

[Suburban Bastard]

I'm still way back in the thread since it's moving so fast, so I'm not sure if anyone's mentioned it, but could Trump do what Biden did in 2020 and create an "Office of the President-Elect" and basically LARP as the president from now until inauguration day?

Not even sure that's necessary, Bibi's phone call with Trump was 20 minutes, so foreign leaders are already treating him like president lmaooooo

 

[Frederica Bernkastel]

Lmao, the circular firing squad FOR YEARS is going to be the cream of the crop here.

 

[tehpope]

Imagine lighting $1.6 billion on fire instead of just picking someone who wasn’t a complete train wreck.

We could have gotten a sequel to "The K Foundation burn a million quid." Or built the people's pyramid. But a billion on a cringy political campaign that will be enshrined in history is priceless.

 

[Burnt Effigy]

The bee is reacting to salt, if that's how you like your salt.

 

[George Lucas]

In other news, Harris apparently flipped Maine's 2nd congressional district blue. An odd election defying trend. Doesn't change anything math wise, but might get Democrats some hope for picking up Collins seat if she doesn't run in 2026.

No, Trump won the 2nd congressional district. You're probably thinking of the House seat going to the Dems, but the Democrat is the incumbent there.

 

[umseriously]

In the end, Joe Biden was able to cement his legacy as being the only one capable of defeating Donald J. Trump, which I'm sure is making him very happy at this moment while he eats his ice cream.

 

[TheBigZee]

I'm glad he won, but am concerned what tricks they will pull out of their bag to punish him winning this time.

Finally let the puffed up economy collapse is my bet.

 

[Boss Hawg]

I do feel bad for my IRL Democrat friends. They fully bought into the Cope/Hope that Kamala was gonna win and she was gonna stop le orange Hitler from opening death camps or some other ridiculous bullshit.

I had the same feeling for Fallout 4 but I was extremely disappointed.

 

[A_right_horrorshow]

Well, fuck her. In two months she's back to suckin' dick for cock.

Two months? How do you think she got Barac to immolate the last of his dwindling credibility for her campaign? Him and "Michelle" both Eiffel towered that hoe in the oval office at least twice this past week.

 

[Hooked on phobics]

they FINALLY called alaska this morning. Took them long enough

 

[tehpope]

I will buy a copy of mein kampf if trump wins

time to go book shopping

https://www.thomasdaltonphd.com/mein-kampf-vol-1-english

https://www.thomasdaltonphd.com/mein-kampf-vol-2-english

the same guy also put out a dual german-english version as well.

 

[Darkholme's Dungeon]

I do feel bad for my IRL Democrat friends. They fully bought into the Cope/Hope that Kamala was gonna win and she was gonna stop le orange Hitler from opening death camps or some other ridiculous bullshit.

I had the same feeling for Fallout 4 but I was extremely disappointed.

Funniest part is Trumps 2-0 vs female candidates now.

 

[VVilford Brimley]

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I keep seeing people on the left calling for civil war... So do they not realize who has all the guns? This election has shown us that most of them will have tantrums and threaten suicide when things don't go their way, what makes them think they would stand any chance in war? LOL

 

[Kuritan Deplorable]

Just two more weeks on that Trump arrest bro, just Two More Weeks

So with the prosecution now winding down, this copium appears to be done and dusted. Two more weeks didn't even last 24 hours, the left can't even Qspiracy tard very well.

 

[David Brown]

IMO Walz is the biggest looser here just by both of their initial facial expressions.
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Walz face is way too perfect. That's a pfp for a while right there

 

[Mouse Cop]

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is nancy pelosi crying

Her face is stuck like that. My grandparents warned me about this when I was a kid.

 

[Coptakhenaten]

So, Trump becomes president. His first order is ending the bullshit in the Levant and Ukraine, what after that? He needs to deal with inflation, but will it be more comprehensive and systematic? I kind of hope he starts stripping away powers of the federal reserve, maybe abolish dodd-frank.

 

[trent]

I just checked my investment account and it was up by over 10k for the day.

I'm fucking ecstatic about Trump winning. This is insane. Too much winning.

 

[Liquid Merlon]

Stop nooooticing.