2024 U.S. Presidential and State election thread - I'm gonna... I'm gonna... VOOT!!! I'm VOOOOOTING!!!

[“Token” the Neigermiester]

I can't believe a man who said that Weezer is the best band in the universe is now both the 45th and 47th POTUS.

Shadilay!

 

[Mark Goldbridge]

After some sleep and reflection, it occurs to me that Harris lost because she ran a campaign exclusively for the one group nobody likes: liberal white women and the simps who would raise their boyfriend's kids (who are a half step from being liberal white women so hard that we'll have to do an estrogen test on them to be sure).

Also, this election should be memorialized as how exactly to do everything wrong. Bad timing, bad messaging, out of touch imaging. Literally everything that could have been done wrong went wrong.

And, for the party that cares about representation, it's hilarious that representation was their downfall. Specifically, when Trump went to McDonald's and did a press conference from a garbage truck. There's no better way to say "I'm with the working people of this country" to contrast the way Kamala surrounded herself with celebrities.

And finally: I think maybe this will finally be the nail in the coffin of identity politics. The most powerful position in the world, and it was elected by working people, not snobby, snotty elites that are for some reason given license to abuse the people who don't fall in line with what their betters have to say.

This election is a game changer on a lot of levels.

Most voters don't give a fuck about a candidate's thesis of how the opponent is wrong. They want quick and viral information and they vote accordingly. Harris had 0 memorable positive moments during the campaign, Trump had 3-4 and that's if the bar for a "memorable positive moment" is high. She had low recognition, her message didn't come across and she's a poor communicator. The fact she didn't lose a single historically blue state is a miracle.

 

[Burnt Effigy]

Rasmussen was on the money, and he still underestimated Trump!

 

[HTTP Error 404]

The Republicans won a ton of anti election fraud court cases forcing poll sites to allow poll watchers, reject invalid ballots, and more

Harris's vote count was below Biden's by well over 10,000,000 and actually resembles the Democrat's performance from 2008-2016. 2020 now looks like a huge suspicious outlier.

This convinced me, the 2020 election was stolen and I'm seeing word that everyone is starting to notice, even some Democrats

https://x.com/LeadingReport/status/1854168552779001915

Yup. No one wants to admit it (and it'll be a constant source of cognitive dissonance for the rest of their lives) but it's very, very obvious now that something was seriously fucked with 2020.

 

[Anasûrimbor Kellhus]

Most voters don't give a fuck about a candidate's thesis of how the opponent is wrong. They want quick and viral information and they vote accordingly. Harris had 0 memorable positive moments during the campaign, Trump had 3-4 and that's if the bar for a "memorable positive moment" is high. She had low recognition, her message didn't come across and she's a poor communicator. The fact she didn't lose a single historically blue state is a miracle.

even "they're eating the dogs they're eating the cats" was better than NOTHING. People are making memes and remixes f rom that, it gets traction.

 

[CEO of Gay]

As a euro fag, jealous of you muricans if this is true

https://www.axios.com/2024/11/06/tr...tter&utm_campaign=editorial&utm_medium=social

https://x.com/axios/status/1854167037586595937
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We have 2 months before Trump is seated and has the power to order this. That's plenty of time for the illegal aliens present to scatter like cockroaches. It's going to take work to track them all down, especially if Biden's admin takes effort to lose track of their whereabouts in these coming 2 months.

There are a number of neighborhoods in my city that are dominated by various ethnic minorities. I do not believe all of them are here illegally. I do believe at least some are, however. Some know they're here illegally, having snuck across the border. Some are here in naive good faith, believing the whole family can come once dad has papers.

I feel bad for the latter. They will be victims, not of Trump for being evil and racist enough to deport them and destroy their American Dream, but of the Democrats, having used them as a cat's paw to generate an eternal client underclass in an attempt to secure power.

I wonder how many "For Sale" or "For Rent" signs are going to pop up in the next few weeks. Watch for the real estate bubble to waver, or even pop entirely, all while the press screaming that Trump's racist policies are destroying the economy.

 

[Boss Hawg]

I keep seeing people on the left calling for civil war... So do they not realize who has all the guns? This election has shown us that most of them will have tantrums and threaten suicide when things don't go their way, what makes them think they would stand any chance in war? LOL

"An enemy that does not want to live, shall perish like the leaves on autumn trees before a army of faithful and vivacious warriors." - Donu Trumzhou

 

[Dragged Into Sunlight]

These people are passing their neuroticism on to their children.

 

[Strix454]

IMO Walz is the biggest looser here just by both of their initial facial expressions.
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Walz was always a dope. Like he said of himself, he is the great American Knucklehead. He could only politically survive in Minnesota because all the media in the state is an extension of the democratic party. When they took Walz out of his minnesota safe space and put him on a national stage, he quickly got exposed for what he is.

The only thing I liked about Walz was his wife's political events. She is really out there and completely crazy in a never grown up cheerleader sort of way.

 

[Return of the Freaker]

Im sitting down to eat amd before I left work it looked like the speech was imminent. Im not sifting through 40 more pages. What's the rundown, did Kamala suck any new dicks? Is Our Democracy suspended?

 

[MugolEx]

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Shadilay!

How could I forget! I don't care if this was posted already, but we must be sure to honor Kek for this victory.

 

[Hubelublub]

Thomas Massie Secretary of Agriculture and Joel Salatin in one of the 6 USDA spots whew lad this shit is bussin fr.

Transition team already putting in work.

Amazing to go from a bunch of troons and retards, to a collection of highly qualified subject-matter experts, in the Presidential administration. The whole nation is going to have whiplash come January.

 

[thx1138]

Whatever happens to the US of gay is now 100% out of her hands. It's not like Trump is the worst person on earth (literally hitler from what I have been told) but the state that it is in isn't really that recoverable without super drastic measures

Here's the thing, there's four mindsets going on in the beltway right now.

One is that we're in an un-recoverable downward spiral, so seize power, get as many party cronies in at as high a level as possible and secure as much of your future as you think you can (buy offshore homes, buy extremely secure remote homes, build the loyalty of your lessers so you can count on their help when it finally drops in the pot). Don't rock the boat, don't let on that we're fucking doomed regardless of who's sitting in the Oval Office and shaking hands with antiques like members of the royal family.

Two says we're in an un-recoverable downward spiral, but accelerate. Something good might come from the ashes, but push as hard as you can on the gas and crash this fucker. Troon out kids? Free meth? Votes for illegals? Force everyone to buy only electric cars and live in 15 minute urban deathmazes? All of this and more, and in the meantime, party the fuck up.

Three is that we're in a moderately survivable downward spiral. We might come out of this balkanized, damaged, a second-rate but somewhat still intact country. Don't rock the boat but suggest a few solutions to make it a crash landing versus auguring in with all crew and passengers lost as would happen in scenario one or two.

The fourth and arguably most optimistic one is: we're in a survivable, recoverable downward spiral. It's going to take some crackerjack flying to get out of it but it is do-able. Passengers might get shaken up, maybe some injuries, but we can keep flying.

I firmly believe 90% of democrats secretly believe in scenario 1 or 2. I think some black-pilled Republicans believe in scenarios 2 or 3.

I think Trump totally believes in scenario 4.

 

[6MillionCoofs]

I can't believe a man who said that Weezer is the best band in the universe is now both the 45th and 47th POTUS.

And just like when he said 2020 was stolen, he is not wrong.

 

[tehpope]

*RFK Jr is going to take away the toothpaste and force everyone to be as toothless as these racist hicks who voted Trump into power

He's gonna force everyone to use Burt's Bees Fluoride Free Toothpaste. Its what I use.

https://www.amazon.com/Burts-Bees-Toothpaste-Fluoride-Free-Peppermint/dp/B09KP3JMH6

 

[Vindeo]

Just came out the salt mine.

Spoiler: HIGH SALT CONTENT.

the popular vote and EC. his legitimacy will never be in doubt now. All the libtards will have to accept him as president.

And you know what's so fucking relieving about all of it. If the EC is ever abolished (God forbid)

We can win, he showed us that.

God Bless this man.

 

[rbzfan]

Some /mlpol/ autism for you guys.

 

[gaj29]

https://www.thomasdaltonphd.com/mein-kampf-vol-1-english

https://www.thomasdaltonphd.com/mein-kampf-vol-2-english

the same guy also put out a dual german-english version as well.

many thanks!

 

[Not Really Here]

Im sitting down to eat amd before I left work it looked like the speech was imminent. Im not sifting through 40 more pages. What's the rundown, did Kamala suck any new dicks? Is Our Democracy suspended?

She sobered up, and quit the race.

 

[Burnt Effigy]

Im sitting down to eat amd before I left work it looked like the speech was imminent. Im not sifting through 40 more pages. What's the rundown, did Kamala suck any new dicks? Is Our Democracy suspended?

She came in cackling
She conceded the vote
"Did not concede the fight"
She sounded drunk as fuck
She rambled and repeated shit again and again
She got to the verge of tears multiple times
And when walking away, she couldn't walk perfectly straight.

TL;DR: She drunk