2024 U.S. Presidential and State election thread - I'm gonna... I'm gonna... VOOT!!! I'm VOOOOOTING!!!

[I Hate The Disabled]

Gov. Maura Healey on whether the Massachusetts State Police would assist in mass deportations if the Trump admin requests it: "No. Absolutely not."

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That's okay, the people will knock down your door when the illegal aliens evading capture flee to your state, and demand that you assist Trump in his efforts to secure our border.

 

[Retink Retunk]

Blue corridor.

Blue noose they can use to hang themselves with as it becomes ever smaller.

 

[Mark Goldbridge]

That man’s gonna put a MAGA hat on Mars!

MAGA shouldn't be worn past the election, wear american flags. America is great again.

 

[frame777]

They have a 1.6 billion dollar hole in their pocket and they got far worse. Trump meanwhile sits pretty knowing his hard work and the none-traditional media meant he could compete against all odds. 800 million on a senile man with dementia because of how corrupt the whole DNC is and then burning it all because of 1 debate is hilarious

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1.6 billion hole and what did they get? Trump got reelected, and every branch of the federal government is now leaning republican.

 

[Jade Philosophies]

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YES this is a meme edit

CRYSTAL NECKLACE SALES TO THE MOON!!!

 

[autistic dog]

MAGA shouldn't be worn past the election, wear american flags. America is great again.

3 month victory lap until he's sworn in just for some salt harvesting shall be allowed. This also gives trump time to drop some sick flag merch.

 

[Lancers]

Ok the more I hear about the lack of Dem turnout this year the more and more sus 2020 looks.

10 million votes printed though? That's a lot of BRRRRRRRRR. Too much IMHO. The question is how much real votes did Harris lose compared to Biden.

Too bad we'll never know as Joe will take that info with him to his grave.

I'm more and more convinced it was the mail-in ballots and the change in rules in various states like Pennsylvania leading up to 2020 that lead to their victory, not outright ballot printing. Dems don't necessarily "cheat" they love plausible deniability, like a cheating wife for instance, so there's no reason to "cheat" when you can harvest all those ballots, including the ones you send multiple times to the same person.

You do that enough times, make sure you give the orange man enough pity ballots to make the total seem more plausible but still make it impossible for him to win, wind up the people throughout the year by fear mongering about chimpouts and COVID and you have your "legitimate" 81 million people voting for the hair sniffer.

You get the white house, and have enough plausible deniability to make the other side question their own judgement.

 

[GPRIMACADO]

Ok the more I hear about the lack of Dem turnout this year the more and more sus 2020 looks.

10 million votes printed though? That's a lot of BRRRRRRRRR. Too much IMHO. The question is how much real votes did Harris lose compared to Biden.

Too bad we'll never know as Joe will take that info with him to his grave.

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Your typical Xerox Digital Printing machine at Staples can print Duplex up to 80 pages per minute.

80 x 60 minutes is 4800 pages, 4800 x 24 hours is 115,200, 115,200 x 30 days is 3,456,000. If you have a fleet of these printers to about 5, that's 17,280,000 ballots that could be printed in less than 2 months with margin of error of print mistakes.

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(Which I will remind all of you Government use these for documents like SS I.D. which they will lock up if copied and send to DOJ on Wifi connection)

 

[Liquid Merlon]

I really hope this isn’t real.

 

[Cheese Balls]

Is 78F even that hot?

Here's the top 10 hottest November days on record for Boston:

Today made it up to 81, the 2nd hottest since 1943. So quite unusual, but not completely unprecedented.
Boston also set both February (-6F) and November (14F) all-time record cold lows in 2023 and 2018, respectively. It's anecdotal.
Anyone who whines about "climate change" because of one warm day is ignorant in both climatology and basic statistics.

 

[spiritofamermaid]

There are only two sizable platforms that are pretty anti-troon, even though trannies often lurk among them. Go guess.

I honestly have no idea. Mumsnet? Not sure what you mean by platforms.

 

[The Blue Morpho]

They have a 1.6 billion dollar hole in their pocket and they lost in a landslide. Trump meanwhile sits pretty knowing his hard work and the none-traditional media meant he could compete against all odds. 800 million on a senile man with dementia because of how corrupt the whole DNC is and then burning it all because of 1 debate is hilarious

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This is mind blowing. They used to teach in poli-sci classes the party that raises the most money always wins. What the fuck.

We are in uncharted waters.

 

[Frederica Bernkastel]

Final electoral map. AP can go fuck themselves.
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They won the Senate too
Republicans lost the MI, WI and probably NV and AZ races for the senate (which suck), but its 100% McCon's fault for wasting resources on dumbasses like Larry Hogan

 

[Diana Moon Glampers]

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I really hope this isn’t real.

How could it be? Who thinks there's an up-to-today databank of suicides anyone can use, and that suicides are all instantly found, cataloged, and determined to be suicides that quickly?

 

[0713]

How is it even possible for Trump to not get the popular vote, at this point? There just aren't enough votes to flip it anymore. Am I missing something here?

 

[thx1138]

Shitlib chicks are weird man. Plenty of daddy issues as well.

Abortion Trump and rape is all many of them are talking about.

If you’d gauge by one of these basket cases on Twitter I’m kinda picturing one of them coming into a coffee shop going:

“I’ll have double latte… And please don’t rape me!”

“A double… wait WHAT?!”

“I said please don’t rape me! I can see the way you’re looking at my very rapeable body”

“Madam, are you ok?”

/starts taking off clothes/

“If I show a little skin, will you be able to resist your base rape instincts? Or pin me against the floor and fill me with your rape seed. I’ll have to get an abortion! But I can’t!”

“Ma’am, I’ve called the police. I am sorry for whatever you’re going through.

“So I’ll be pregnant and you’ll keep raping me! Filthy RAPE BEAST! RAPE ME!!”

Hey maybe that's where Huma was on her way back from in 2016!

 

[Sargon's wife's son]

Oh I missed all the fun posting because my power was out for the better part of the last week I had to catch everything on my phone has someone checked on Hollywood Hulk Hogan he's probably not taking it very well

 

[Salubrious]

So genuine question. I'm not sure how it works post-election and I don't want to end up on a list.

If Biden were to become "unable to serve" in the next month, would Kamala still become the 47th president for two months until Inauguration Day and then Trump becomes 48th?

 

[frame777]

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Your typical Xerox Digital Printing machine at Staples can print Duplex up to 80 pages per minute.

80 x 60 minutes is 4800 pages, 4800 pages time 24 hours is 115,200, 115,200 x 30 days is 3,456,000. If you have a fleet of these printers to about 5, that's 17, 280,000 ballots that could be printed in less than 2 months with margin of error of print mistakes.

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(Which I will remind all of you Government use these for documents like SS I.D. which they will lock up if copied and send to DOJ on Wifi connection)

Come on, there's no way there aren't more people at least a little suspicious on the numbers in 2020
You'd think less people would be willing to go out and vote during a pandemic, even with mail-in ballots. States still kept the mail-in ballots this cycle too, so there's no way that could've contributed with the numbers.

 

[6MillionCoofs]

Still bringing in the salt harvest. It's a bumper crop out there:
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Who wants to let them know those voters have been burning in hell for several decades….