2024 U.S. Presidential and State election thread - I'm gonna... I'm gonna... VOOT!!! I'm VOOOOOTING!!!

[Ukraine is Big Gay]

Man is Stephen Colbert raging internally.

Next up, John Oliver. Who when asked when his execution is scheduled barely managed to croak out through tears...

"Current year..."

 

[CallmeCicada]

Man is Stephen Colbert raging internally.

Dunno why, Trump just gave him some low hanging fruit to talk about for another 4 years.

 

[Xarpho's Return]

When he ran in the primaries, if he had any type of momentum, I'd think this was civil.
But considering Pence was ANNIHILATED and HATED by so many, I can't take anything he does seriously. Much like Liz Cheney, he just wants to be remembered better than he is.

Pence has some genuinely admirable qualities but is remembered as a traitor when Trump needed him most.

Both Liz Cheney and Dick Cheney have been constant problems, never on his side, and Liz is an even bigger rat for whining for years about "how Trump doesn't represent the GOP" and then went over and betrayed the GOP anyway, showing that she is not only anti-Trump but a complete whore with ZERO loyalty in a world where loyalty still matters.

 

[CEO of Gay]

Kamala's campaign manager spent all her money on concerts and they're selling her email list to advertisers

@thx1138 had an insightful post earlier today about the 4 mindsets in DC right now. Kamala's campaign manager sounds like the first or second.

I was catching up with the thread until i found this video.
And my inner Null or Ernest King rose in fury, and I’m not even American!

He's a comedian, playing a character. He mocks the poshness you decry so thoroughly as to be an example of Poe's Law. Check out some of the other videos posted under the name Jonathan Pie.

I want to nuke these Californian shit stains infecting my beautiful state
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I think it's going to get worse for you, sadly. Almost every social media platform or chat app I use is infested by troons and pooners. In every one that's infested, trannies are talking about organizing support networks to help get people out of all the evil red states and get the settled in safe blue states. You're about to get even more flooded by retarded tranniess who think they're fleeing for their lives.

 

[Drive-by Farts]

I keep seeing random "increase the male loneliness epidemic" posts on other sites. Do these retards not realize that is what specifically made young men swing so hard towards traditionalism and the right in the first place?

I personally like the idea of limiting immigration solely to spousal, it would certainly help solve the loneliness epidemic at least for a while. No more single male migration - As a woman I do not want more random third world men here, because it’s dangerous! I hope that these man-haters actually lean into that hatred even more by wanting zero random males crossing the border, zero random foreign males able to get work visas or citizenship even legally (unless marrying an American), zero male criminals walking on the streets, and zero men in women’s sports and locker rooms. The Democrats are just making it very dangerous for women all around. Most men aren’t criminal but most criminals are men - these women have a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to make a bunch of men suffer, all they have to do is let one Orange Man do what he was voted in to do.

Nevada has a very corrupt system of mail-in ballots which allows for ballots received on election day, ballots received without postmarks and ballots that arrive by mail even several days after the election to be counted.

The way it works is that some point on election day, the democrats know how many votes they need to produce to change the result. Then the mystery late mail-ballots start appearing often in just the necessary numbers to change a close result. Its part of how the democratic political machine in Nevada stays in power.

I got 2 mail-in ballots sent to my house. Just seems incredibly sloppy!

 

[Barleys]

Man is Stephen Colbert raging internally.

He already had two scoops, now he has two terms

 

[GayestFurryTrash]

The rent boys of Kyiv, are not taking GEOTUS victory well.

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Wow they failed to even do any real meaningful damage and the retard with the AR managed to make himself look like the biggest, dumbest gorilla nigger to ever handle an AR. Faggot didn't even put sights on it and it malfed out after a few rounds and he was nearly unable to clear it.

And they expect me to believe they can win after this shit show?

 

[StarkRavingMad]

Man is Stephen Colbert raging internally.

Oh, I'd say he's raging externally pretty well too. lol.

Seethe, puppet!

 

[Anti Lolicon Bomb]

Man is Stephen Colbert raging internally.

This is so beautiful, Look at the tension in his eyes.

 

[Catboy Ranch]

trending on Japan YouTube now:

【米大統領選2024】 アメリカに「黄金期が来る」とトランプ候補、激戦3州獲得の予測受け「勝利演説」 - BBC News Japan

Comments seem to be supportive, with hopes for world peace seeming to be a recurrent theme.

Mexican businessmen want Trump back so bad.

His China policy caused an explosion of growth in Nuevo Leon and Tamaulipas.

AMLO was pretending to be mad the entire time.

 

[Biggest Bubba]

Has @Fatpacks killed himself yet?

 

[invisibult plus+]

This was marked as a feminazi having a tantrum after Trump victory.
But it looks like an actual autistic having a meltdown.
(and I cannot find any of the other parts)

In any case, it's an 11/10 performance
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The adults, everyone.

 

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The talk begins

Remember that the left absolutely cannot answer the question "what does it mean when leftist politics go too far?" They can tell you what happens when Rightoids get too much power. The right can answer the same. The right can tell you what happens when the left gets too much power.

But if you ask a leftist what happens when the left gets too much power, they will fundamentally not understand the question. The idea is that more leftist power is always universally more gooder.

 

[MeltyTW]

I blame the Israeli situation on Netanyahu's government because it was much like Biden's Afghanistan withdrawal. Just pure incompetence.
Here we're just seeing how Gaza became our generation's Vietnam for the left, and what type of backlash in politics that led to. Nixon and Trump share a lot here.
The average Republican doesn't need to give a shit about this because its not your problem to solve. These people will never be your voters, but they certainly create voters for you.

i mean more detangling israeli influence from american politics, though idk maybe theyll lighten up and let white americans live in peace enough in the hopes their zog bulwark doesnt collapse in the multicultural void. all thats kinda unrelated though i just think its delusional to call trump imperialistic even if your biased against him in that regard which is why i brought up my thoughts on that

 

[Faggitory]

Has @Fatpacks killed himself yet?

I didn't know the @Fatpacks lore, but man looking at his recent posts are beautiful as fuck. From "to big to rig is a meme" to being giga ultra felted at the fact that, yes, Trump has had MORE support than he did the last times he ran (if I've read up on this correctly). Personally, I think the election cycles went like this in the minds of voters.

2016: I really don't want Hillary to win.
2020: Trumps an asshole, I don't want to vote for him. (I'm ignoring any allegations of rigging for the sake of my "funny" comment)
2024: AIIIEEEE! SAVE ME TRUMP-SAMA! SAVE ME! FIX THE ECONOMY!

 

[Halmaz]

Man is Stephen Colbert raging internally

I really, really hate this neurotic fuckwit.
He genuinely thought the skibidi Biden skit worked, especially the part where the toilet Biden robotically says Trump is using Hitler's language. This man thought that was comedy gold that captured hearts and minds.

 

[Xarpho's Return]

He already had two scoops, now he has two terms

TWO SCOOPS
TWO TERMS
TOO BAD

 

[Frostnipped Todger]

I am not American so I don't have to live next to brown shit stains. I live in a 99 white rural town that most white amerimutts dream of living in. My father is way more racist and based than the average maga tard, not as racist as me tho. Ethnostate was a thing in Europe until recently. Don't call yourself conservative if you are content with living next to muslims, spix, gooks and nigs.

Are you OK buddy? You seem tense today.

 

[LightDragonman1]

Dunno why, Trump just gave him some low hanging fruit to talk about for another 4 years.

According to him, that’s like saying that the toilet cleaner is grateful for someone having explosive diarrhea.

Also, he honestly seems to think that countries like Japan are reacting to Trump’s reelection like this.

Shows what he knows if he thinks Japan is upset at the result.

 

[GayestFurryTrash]

Remember that the left absolutely cannot answer the question "what does it mean when leftist politics go too far?" They can tell you what happens when Rightoids get too much power. The right can answer the same. The right can tell you what happens when the left gets too much power.

But if you ask a leftist what happens when the left gets too much power, they will fundamentally not understand the question. The idea is that more leftist power is always universally more gooder.

It's kinda like the breakfast question for them.