2024 U.S. Presidential and State election thread - I'm gonna... I'm gonna... VOOT!!! I'm VOOOOOTING!!!

[Killing and Eating People]

 

[A Grey Cat]

supermax inmates being able to have their penis removed?

Actually that one I agree with so long as;

A: it's on the prisons dime not the taxpayers

B. They're still in with the men in prison.

He lives in our hearts.
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You gave drugs to kids that stunted their growth and made them unable to be parents themselves one day

You let fat gross gay men read blasphemous stories in libraries

You let blm destroy businesses and homes while Turing filthy junkies into new age patron saints

And did it all while saying you were the side of history that promises to be a brighter more loving and enlightening path to the future


But you broke the 7th seal and called down the wrath of God upon the earth when you KILLED PEANUT!

 

[Law]

but instead to the left/center ditching its radicals and quietly sunsetting the most insane ideas that it was normalizing this past decade.

Trump did a lot of backpedaling before the election on abortion, IVF, and the whole "I have nothing to do with Project 2025" bit. Withdrawing when you've accidentally gone full mask-off and said something goofy like "defund the police" is how you get votes (from people you can later betray).

It made me think about the overreactions and cutting off families. There are children who cut off a family member because they're narcissists or abusive.

Then you have these people doing it over voting. It really makes you realize how stupid and insane it is.

I think that if you get cut off over liking Trump, it's not just because you like Trump.

If tomorrow the ruling class stopped funding these pet projects most of what people think of as the "far left" would quickly evaporate because it is artificial and imposed from above.

I agree. Trans is for rich people. Poors can't afford breast implants, hair bleach, pro-Domme fees, porn subscriptions, a new wardrobe, re-doing all your ID, BDSM equipment, face paint and hormones. That shit costs money. Crossdressing and BDSM are pass-times for rich men, like golf or sailing.
Restorative justice is for rich people. You know your money can keep you out of trouble, so telling the poors to just hug it out won't affect you. Defunding the police hits different when you can afford private security.

Is there even a celebrity who appeals to men anymore?

They're called "porn stars".

 

[Vibralldo]

There is literally zero reason there should be uncounted ballots 2 days after the election

 

[Shazam]

The educated progressives can't tell that Republicans are making fun of them right now. (And also lying by acting like Trump himself said this.) They're taking the "actually project 2025 was the real policy all along" posts at face value.

Link to mental illness.

 

[Collections Agent]

Honestly, this is quickly stopping to be funny to me. This is well beyond normal spergery and I genuinely feel like a portion of the USA have gone genuinely insane. These people would rather burn the entire country down than admit they sent themselves into hysterics and no amount of reasoning can change their minds.

On the other hand, it's hard to feel sympathy since these people sing a different tune when they think they have the upper hand.

Most of this is just people who would've been school bullies in the 90s had the internet accessible to them as kids and have discovered the most efficient way to be absolute pieces of shit online while claiming the moral high ground.

In the past the army, prison, or job market would've beaten this attitude out of most of them, but now they can just sit online living off of gibs or patreon/GoFundMe while they attack others.

Honestly I maintain open and easy access to the internet, and especially social media, was a mistake.

 

[SpergioLeonne]

Most of what constitutes "woke" is the amalgamation the various boutique activist projects of young aristocrats who will one day be folded back into the ruling class. The WEF is not made up of hardened communist militants but hideously wealthy globe-trotting socialites. One of only three Americans buried at the Kremlin Wall Necropolis is John Reed, son of wealthy American industrialists who worked as a pro-Soviet journalist and spent his family's money to help advance the cause of communism throughout the world. Communism is no longer fashionable, so today's young aristocrats are more concerned with faggots and niggers than class struggle, but principally it is no different. This is what the "far left" in the west has been since WWII, when the only left permitted to exist was anti-Soviet, heavily Jewish, and actively collaborated with the CIA.

If tomorrow the ruling class stopped funding these pet projects most of what people think of as the "far left" would quickly evaporate because it is artificial and imposed from above.

I think it’s more of a pulling up the ladder behind you type of thing.

Once you’re beyond worrying about survival, the next best thing for lefties is to pull up the ladder behind you.

 

[Space Faring Marsupial]

List of people who said they would leave the U.S. if Trump gets elected ...

1. Alec Baldwin
2. Whoopi Goldberg
3. John Legend
4. Chrissy Teigen
5. Rob Reiner
6. Barbara Streisand
7. Cher
8. Nancy Pelosi
9. Hillary Clinton
10. Megan Rapinoe
11. Tom Hanks
12. Amy Schumer
13. AOC
14. Lady Gaga
15. Taylor Swift
16. Bill Gates
17. Jane Fonda
18. Madonna
19. Mark Ruffalo
20. Kim Kardashian
21. Bruce Springsteen
22. George Clooney
23. Hunter Biden
24. Oprah
25. Robert De Niro
26. Samuel L Jackson
27. Miley Cyrus
28. Travis Kelce
29. Bobbi Althoff
30. Rashida Talib
31. Stormy Daniels
32. Dr. Anthony Fauci
33. George Soros
34. Diddy
35. Eminem
36. Ellen DeGeneres
37. Sean Penn
38. Sharon Stone
39. Ashley Judd
40. Tommy Lee
41. Bryan Cranston
42. Billie Joe Armstrong

Bonus
Cher will blow her brains out
Rob Reiner will set himself on fire
Bono vows to drive his car off a cliff

Spoiler: Some assistance

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They would be doing us a favor. Too bad they lied.

 

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What do they hope to achieve with this? It's pathetic.

The same thing any retarded child expects when they throw a tantrum: To be given whatever they want.

 

[Jade Philosophies]

>MFW Europoors speak to me in an American dialect of English, using American invented computers, running an American developed operating system, powered by American invented electricity, over American invented Internet, to tell me how bad America is
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Maybe if they also had some American invented air conditioning they'd understand?

Although PCs are an American invention computers are an English invention. And the Internet is a co-American, British and French invention. Although since Kiwi Farms uses the World Wide Web, rather than something like a simple BBS, that's an English and Swiss invention. (An Englishman, Tim Berners-Lee, working at CERN in Switzerland invented it.)

 

[BingBongDingDong]

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Tranny hands wrote that post. Why would they care about menstruation instead of actual ovulation. They can't even get the prescription right.

 

[DumbDude43]

Is there even a celebrity who appeals to men anymore?

 

[Get the rope Macaulay!]

The rests are blue colonies and outposts.
The Coastal/New Englander menace will eventually fall.

All signs point to those places flipping too the second they get voter ID mandated.

was Laura Trump who won this election.

Quick reminder that Trump didn't bother even trying to fix the RNC until after he got arrested and was perfectly fine letting a ROMNEY control it and it's mostly why every mid term and local election failed so miserably. Even the wiki admits Romney led to the RNC having the worst electoral performances of either the RNC or DNC in fuckin history.

Imagine if trump installed Laura back in 2017 instead of going full Chris Chan "I thought they were my friends!"

They are utterly obsessed with the 18-29 age group, it's so funny. What they should be focusing on is the under 40 age group, which is what is defined as a young adult in the US. I'm guessing those numbers are even less rosy.

At this point it's silly to even bother with age demos because Trump won with everyone besides blacks. I suspect the spic and Asian vote lines up with whites if not much higher once you put in voter ID. By all accounts the Dems are finished as a party once trump demands people start following the laws.

Don't think I've ever heard of conservatives gaining THAT much, fucking wild.

Besides the popular vote we had all of that in 2017. Trump just "monitored the situation" until he was arrested, so nothing came off it. In fact in the legislature we were so dominant we could pass constitutional amendments, in theory of course.

 

[The Punished Mitch]

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These niggers really out here believing Trump is about to enact mandatory breeding programs, are we sure these are ( hysteria inspired ) concerns rather than sexual fantasies?

 

[boards of canada]

The Hunger Games are not reality. You are not Katniss Everdeen and no one cares about your bloody vagina.

 

[Uncle Buck]

List of people who said they would leave the U.S. if Trump gets elected ...

1. Alec Baldwin
2. Whoopi Goldberg
3. John Legend
4. Chrissy Teigen
5. Rob Reiner
6. Barbara Streisand
7. Cher
8. Nancy Pelosi
9. Hillary Clinton
10. Megan Rapinoe
11. Tom Hanks
12. Amy Schumer
13. AOC
14. Lady Gaga
15. Taylor Swift
16. Bill Gates
17. Jane Fonda
18. Madonna
19. Mark Ruffalo
20. Kim Kardashian
21. Bruce Springsteen
22. George Clooney
23. Hunter Biden
24. Oprah
25. Robert De Niro
26. Samuel L Jackson
27. Miley Cyrus
28. Travis Kelce
29. Bobbi Althoff
30. Rashida Talib
31. Stormy Daniels
32. Dr. Anthony Fauci
33. George Soros
34. Diddy
35. Eminem
36. Ellen DeGeneres
37. Sean Penn
38. Sharon Stone
39. Ashley Judd
40. Tommy Lee
41. Bryan Cranston
42. Billie Joe Armstrong

Bonus
Cher will blow her brains out
Rob Reiner will set himself on fire
Bono vows to drive his car off a cliff

This should be stickied and followed just to see if any of these mentally diseased blowhards actually follow through.

Spoiler: Some assistance

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Glory to you AND your house.

 

[The Skeksis Emperor]

Going forward, jf you say anything positive about Orange Man or make any Trump-adjacent statements like "praise God", you're going on a list! Sorry Drumpfies, them's the rules!
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These people deserve all the misery they are inflicting upon themselves, holy shit that's funny. Yes, definitely ditch qualified professionals who have offered you good service in the past because they did a wrongthink (Reeeee! Demoness Jill Stein!) or believe in God. Good luck finding all new people. I assume next month they'll be complaining that the few approved doctors and dentists have waiting lists.

 

[The Lawgiver]

The Hunger Games are not reality. You are not Katniss Everdeen and no one cares about your bloody vagina.

Wrong dystopia I'm pretty sure. Hunger games was the death match sacrifice for gladiator battle royale each year one, not the period tracking rape one. Unless I just came from another universe where the "games" part wasn't rape or something right now.

 

[Sonic Speed Monkey]

Only in clown world is the right to troon out children and kill babies more important than, I don't know, being able to afford to eat. Their idealogies trump (pun not intended) basic human needs, and they act like you're the weird one for thinking otherwise. It's always been baffling to me.

 

[Law]

Tranny hands wrote that post. Why would they care about menstruation instead of actual ovulation. They can't even get the prescription right.

Because you use the date of your last period to see how many weeks into a pregnancy you are.