I just spent 97 hours gooning to Bigfoot and enjoyed 450+ drygasms in the process, AMA

[Kiwi Love Thread]

And before you ask, yes, this does make me better than you.

 

[SkunkZhangZongchang]

Why bigfoot specifically?

 

[|o|]

I’ll bet you can’t goon to Bighand for 97 hours.

 

[Tablet County]

What's your favorite salad?

 

[Kiwi Love Thread]

What's your favorite salad?

Your Mom's, Tossed.

 

[W00K #17]

What are your thoughts on Mothman?

 

[Shitted Scaredless]

How does one combat post-nut depression? Or is it just inevitable?

 

[Axiom.]

Have you felt spiritual enlightenment

 

[Kiwi Love Thread]

What are your thoughts on Mothman?

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DTMN

 

[Calandrino]

That is an outlandish claim. I am disinclined to believe you, unless you can provide us hours and hours of Bigfoot porn as evidence.

 

[PonderosaPete]

What are your thoughts on Mothman?

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Has anyone ever tried wandering through the woods near here with a glow in the dark condom?

 

[I've Seen Some More Shit]

HOW DARE YOU

 

[Kiwi Love Thread]

That is an outlandish claim. I am disinclined to believe you, unless you can provide us hours and hours of Bigfoot porn as evidence.

>hours of bigfoot porn
Kids these days don't appreciate the classics.

 

[Cat tit bingo]

So is it the feet or are you just a furry?

 

[Kiwi Love Thread]

Has anyone ever tried wandering through the woods near here with a glow in the dark condom?

Have not, but this is a good idea. Especially if you can get a higher intensity glow and glue-ish substance on it. Worst case scenario you return to your rural WV motel room with a dozen or more dying moths glued to your phallus and really show that truck-stop hooker you drugged and kidnapped the proverbial "life of the mind". If you know what I'm sayin'.

So is it the feet or are you just a furry?

I'm a Federal Agent.

 

[Calandrino]

>hours of bigfoot porn
Kids these days don't appreciate the classics.
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I started with the Patterson–Gimlin video. Before I knew it, I'd moved onto stuff like Night of the Demon. Now? I don't even know if I should talk about it. Do you have any decent Sasquatch-on-Yeti?

 

[Kerry]

Fucking casual

 

[Gravemind]

Happy for you, OP.

 

[Peanut Butter in Peril]

What will it take to beat this record?

 

[Dagoth AMOGUS]

Are we just going to gloss over the word “drygasm” ?