2024 U.S. Presidential and State election thread - I'm gonna... I'm gonna... VOOT!!! I'm VOOOOOTING!!!

[BadTime69]

I saw this on a local forum, I thought this was great. The Border is closed Rafael!View attachment 6618063

Nature is healing

 

[Fishmalk Observer]

Trump will inevitably die in office after a year or two, he's fat as fuck and 78 years old. It's clear from his speeches that he's mentally fucked. I hope you're all happy that Peter Thiel is gonna be president for the next 8 years when his pet fag Vance takes office. You have handed the country to the gay billionaire silicon valley elites you claimed to hate so much. Congratulations on turning the most free nation in the history of the world into an oligarchy. You all deserve the dark future you have ushered in by voting for this retard.

nigger, being fat at 80 will help him. There is a reason that when people die of old age they are generally dessicated and frail. You get hurt/sick, you lose appetite, your body has trouble fighting and cannibalises whatever is left (ie, your organs and muscles), then you are worse off than before. I'm not saying that being fat all your life is good, but past a certain age and assuming you don't die of heart disease it can actually keep you around longuer, especially considering he has had and will continue to have incredibly tight medical coverage

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

Stop giving the glowies attention at this point.

No, shame them for being paid shills who hate their own country.

Humiliate them for being the worst kinds of people imaginable.

 

[Not Really Here]

I’m a fat stupid fucking retard and also an europoor sped and I also don’t like using the search function so please someone hand hold me through this before the euphoria wanes: How the fuck do I send money to Jersh and get my badge?

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/supporting-the-forum.27022/

 

[Leaded Gasoline]

I’m a fat stupid fucking retard and also an europoor sped and I also don’t like using the search function so please someone hand hold me through this before the euphoria wanes: How the fuck do I send money to Jersh and get my badge?

You're also blind because the link is right at the bottom of every page

 

[Tsukasa Kadoya]

By the way, here's the guy who "helped" Trump win PA

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Slam dunk yourself into a trash compactor, glowie cocksucker

 

[mandatorylurk]

It might have been mentioned earlier but some cabinet talk:

-Doug Bergum is seemingly a lock for Secretary of Energy (good solid pick)
-Marco Rubio is floated as Secretary of State (decent, could bump Byron Donalds to be a better senator too), but I'd be fine with Tulsi there or in charge of Veterans Affairs
-Thomas Massie hasn't been contacted or accepted Secretary of Agriculture but that would be a fine pick, he could also fuck with food stamps and work requirements
-Vivek is talking like he's already in the cabinet but it hasn't been decided where yet, Transportation or Commerce would be good

 

[invisibult plus+]

The black vote.

 

[johnny johnny yes papa]

How we feelin' bout the House rn bros?

 

[ditto]

Jill Stein's husband

Jill Stein isn't a Lesbian?!

 

[Left Ass Cheek]

I wouldn't call Black woman ugly, but they've squandered so many advantages. If they bothered to protect their skin, then they'd keep looking young for decades, if they put down the fork, then they'd be known for the longest legs of any ethnicity, not their obesity rates.

This isn't the thread for this but I really think it's the sub-Saharan phenotype. There are nappy headed Latinas, wide nosed Arabs (hook nosed Steinbergs, too), and dark skinned South East Asians who men will flock to so long as the rest of their features conform to the beauty standards associated with their ethnic background. The sub-Saharan phenotype is all of that combined + the squandered advantages you described.

 

[Blewberry Nausea]

Harris was an excellent candidate, she ran a damn near perfect campaign from start to finish, people need to stop with this "there was no other option" shit. She would have been a fine president. You know exactly what you're getting with her administration because we've just hand it for 4 years. You don't know what you're getting with Trump 2.0, where Musk and Thiel are his puppetmasters. You're about to find out how bad things really are and you're about to see how bad things can get. I don't wanna hear you people crying when shit hits the fan and you realise the gravity of what you just voted for. You will all see in vivid detail the destruction you have caused.

What are you expecting here? Are you so assured in your eloquence that you think you can change minds? Because you can’t.

 

[thx1138]

I look forward to the first 2 weeks of the white Trump staffers explaining to raggedy Ann that she no longer has a job only to be met with “What u mean I don work here.”

I'm looking forward to the vertically filmed tiktok video of her attacking a counter clerk at McDonalds for asking her to please be patient while they make her order.

 

[Not Really Here]

What are you expecting here? Are you so assured in your eloquence that you think you can change minds? Because you can’t.

It's a non player character running a lefty YouTube script, make a joke and move on.

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

Harris was an excellent candidate, she ran a damn near perfect campaign from start to finish, people need to stop with this "there was no other option" shit. She would have been a fine president. You know exactly what you're getting with her administration because we've just hand it for 4 years. You don't know what you're getting with Trump 2.0, where Musk and Thiel are his puppetmasters. You're about to find out how bad things really are and you're about to see how bad things can get. I don't wanna hear you people crying when shit hits the fan and you realise the gravity of what you just voted for. You will all see in vivid detail the destruction you have caused.

What part of, I WANT TO SAY NIGGER FAGGOT out in public do you not understand?

 

[Hey Johnny Bravo]

Scipio was Roman. He got the title Africanus from dunking on Hannibal outside of Carthage in the Battle of Zama. Same way Germanicus wasn't German, he just campaigned dick-first through Germany. The honorific denotes the conquering of a place.

It was not that simple. When Scipio stood up and said he would handle the Carthaginians, it was after the disastrous Battle of Cannae when no one in Rome knew what to do or wanted the position of consul. He was actually too young to be consul, but the Senate elected him anyway because they were understandably desperate. Hannibal almost destroyed Rome.

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Look at those eyes. That smile isn't fake.

Like I said: being president sucks. He is probably happy to be done with it.

Lemme know when I need to change it kiwibro.

Let's see if he gives up after a day or so.

 

[HandsomeDan]

I (we) could have had a much less stressful and nervous election day and night if we had just trusted in the decision of Moo Deng. Who could have known that a baby hippo was more reliable than every shill pollster in the business.

 

[BradCarter]

If any feds are monitoring chat please run this up the chain. When people complain about objective issues like "I can't afford groceries" it's probably a bad idea to plug your ears, shut your eyes and start screeching "Noo you are wrong! You are doing the best you ever have!". It's not very convincing when they can just go look at their empty bank account and empty fridge.

 

[Total Annihilation]

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Anyone who believes Dems have a 14% chance should put some money down now.

BETTER CALL PPP!

 

[barrow greeter]