2024 U.S. Presidential and State election thread - I'm gonna... I'm gonna... VOOT!!! I'm VOOOOOTING!!!

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6MillionCoofs said:
Why do their faces always look wrong? Like they are some kind of alien skinwalker?
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You got it backwards. We imagine alien skinwalker look like something unhinged and threatening because it's a way to prepare us mentally for dealing with other humans who are fucking NUTS.
 
Found a reddit post that specifies pretty well the mentality that makes dems keep losing

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Awssum Possum said:
Trump will inevitably die in office after a year or two, he's fat as fuck and 78 years old. It's clear from his speeches that he's mentally fucked. I hope you're all happy that Peter Thiel is gonna be president for the next 8 years when his pet fag Vance takes office. You have handed the country to the gay billionaire silicon valley elites you claimed to hate so much. Congratulations on turning the most free nation in the history of the world into an oligarchy. You all deserve the dark future you have ushered in by voting for this retard.
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Wouldn’t be a political thread without members of the Gay Nigger Society and their paragraphs of doom. Hey bro if things are going to be so bad how about this, leave the country or kill yourself. Either would only be a net positive for the rest of us lol.
 
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StarkRavingMad said:
The Senate map in 2026 also favors the GOP, correct?

Democrats, at this point in time, are at serious risk of losing the Senate to a super majority next time around if they continue the insane course that they've been on for the past decade.

The majority of Americans told the Democrats on Tuesday that the "Obama Era of the woke Democrat Party" is over. Not even the youngest voters are buying this bullshit anymore.
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I would dare to say that if the Dems cheat their way to House majority and a substantial minority in the Senate somehow, it would ultimately be in the favor of the Republicans.

But that’s provided they point, and very specifically call out the Demoncrats on their continuous and near treasonous blocking of President Trump’s agenda to save America.

Look at what Hakeem Jefferies has done, him and his leadership have effectively tied our hands. They mock us, the American people and their representatives. We need to vote them the hell out.

Like wise with the Senate Dems. The Dems haven’t, and most likely won’t learn from their mistakes, if not double down on them. Let them. (But of course, be on the lookout if that is not the case.)
 
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Drachenlord said:
I’m a fat stupid fucking retard and also an europoor sped and I also don’t like using the search function so please someone hand hold me through this before the euphoria wanes: How the fuck do I send money to Jersh and get my badge?
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🚨Right now I cannot recommend that you give money to Josh. He hates you if you post in this forum section; he hates you and wants to close this section but cannot due to its popularity, which he resents.

"Do not give money to people that hate you." -Josh Moon

Hate me if you want. But I'm right.
 
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Anasûrimbor Kellhus said:
Xer is malding, coping, seething, and dilating because cheeto mussolini is back in power. They never learned to control their emotions as an adult so they're screeching in the thread thinking it will hurt us or something. In reality we're just gonna be laughing as none of their doom and gloom comes true
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OH MY GOD, THE ECONOMY IS GOING TO IMPROVE AND LIFE WILL BECOME AFFORDABLE AGAIN, ITS A NIGHTMARE COME TRUE

stop huffing paint you fuckwits

Also, if Trump follows through and universally bans trans shit I will genuinely pass out from sheer joy. Gotta protect those kids man
 
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Guys (reminder I’m Canadian) my lead hand is still going on about somehow this election still isn’t over? Do people really cope this hard? Heard him go on about how there could be recounts (which im not that keen on elections but would t we know any recounts at this point already) it’s actually crazy people are like this
 
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BlewberryNausea said:
What are you expecting here? Are you so assured in your eloquence that you think you can change minds? Because you can’t.
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Its provably false. She lost, ergo her campaign sucked shit and so did she. This "she was a fine candidate and her campaign was perfectly well run" horseshit is pure cope/glowie mischief.
 
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Awssum Possum said:
Harris was an excellent candidate, she ran a damn near perfect campaign from start to finish, people need to stop with this "there was no other option" shit. She would have been a fine president. You know exactly what you're getting with her administration because we've just hand it for 4 years. You don't know what you're getting with Trump 2.0, where Musk and Thiel are his puppetmasters. You're about to find out how bad things really are and you're about to see how bad things can get. I don't wanna hear you people crying when shit hits the fan and you realise the gravity of what you just voted for. You will all see in vivid detail the destruction you have caused.
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You sound like a boomer retard. Fuck off.
 
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Boss Hawg said:
Covid took us outta the good timeline, Chris fucking his mom made the bad timeline we were in unstable, and Trump getting shot at returned us back on track to the good timeline. The election cemented the Good Timeline is here to stay for a while.
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I know it’s a meme, but clown world honestly started when Harambe died.
 
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Hey Johnny Bravo said:
The Biden-Harris administration gave us unsustainable levels of immigration and a shitty economy. They did not have to do either of these things - they could have enforced the border and they could have pursued orthodox economic policies, but went with modern monetary theory instead. Even when it wasn't working, they kept pushing it. They didn't even push meaningful healthcare reform. All we got from Biden's administration was Build Back Better, which didn't do a fucking thing for infrastructure.
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Biden specifically enacted policies on drilling that served no purpose other than to countermand something Trump did. Under Trump, the US was a net-exporter of petroleum products. We went back to be oil-negative after biden.

to say nothing of his state department intentionally not sticking to the agreement Trump worked out with the Taliban and WOOP! there goes all that nation building. An event that removed the threat of airstrikes that could sever Russia in two and turned Putin's invasion of Ukraine from "Likely" to "Definitely and Immediate".
 
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So if we’re talking autopsies, Mark Robinson.
He may be a perfect example of what not to do. He became the lieutenant governor even after saying that Black Panther was created by an agnostic Jew and put to film by a Satanic Marxist, and he gave up his seat to run for Governor and got shellacked. His crazed abortion rantings on the radio were too much for even the pro-lifers to handle, so they wouldn’t feel comfortable voting for him. I do think though that if they didn’t feel like it would be close at all, CNN wouldn’t have come in to sabotage him with the Black Nazi crap. I was shocked when the race was instantly called for Stein before a single vote was counted because I felt it wouldn’t be a total blowout, but he ended up losing by about 800k votes.

Democrats also won the Lt. governor and attorney general races in North Carolina, so it seems NC will be a Democrat state on the state level but Republican nationally, like how the New England states have Republican governors but always vote Democrat for president. I’m happy Trump did win in a landslide, but even if he lost and Mark Robinson somehow won I’d never complain about anything ever again lmao. That shit would be too funny.
 
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