Careercow Elon Reeve Musk - Tesla, SpaceX and Twitter owner + ex-paypal CEO. Manchild, sexual deviant, spergy autist with access to space travel

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Elon vs Donald, who will be triumphant?

  • Elon Musk

    Votes: 29 2.5%
  • Donald Trump

    Votes: 305 26.6%
  • Us, and the friends we made along the way

    Votes: 814 70.9%

  • Total voters
    1,148
OP, are you fucking retarded or something? LIke seriously, did you get bounced on your fucking head as a child, you fucking blithering idiot?
I am I guess what you'd call an elon stan, but even i know more shit about him than what you vomited out there.


Touch on his dad being a truly evil piece of shit, Errol got his own stepdaughter pregnant, scummy shit there. Touch on where his dad got his riches from. Why his mom and dad were divorced. (abuse of some sort i think)
He muscled out the guy that started paypal and took it over, much like he did with tesla. Talk about the SEC hating his guts for stock manipulation, suing the shit out of him. Talk about marrying hsi first wife without a prenup, then getting divorced and then doing it again, to the same woman. Talk about his beef with gates, and it all coming down to gates shorting tesla.. talk about the couple of kids he had with women that worked for him. surrogates but still, weird. His union busting, his stock fuckery, the trouble he had meeting quotes for the tesla X, the model 3.. talk about how shitty the X was.

Tons of meat there, and that's off the top of my head. Do better man, good topic here, but it felt like you just decided to vomit up a shit thread because he pissed you off on twitter or something.
For what it's worth, and it's probably not worth a ton, but I helped the OP point to some stuff he was missing. I enjoy commenting in here because I think dude is funny, I try keep a critical eye on him. I do end up finding a lot of the stuff he does more worthy of laughing about than getting mad at. It is a tricky thing though, so i mostly just lurk to keep from coming across like an elon stan. Politics ruins the fuck out of these fun threads. I agree with josh about politics being dogshit, lol.
 
Elon's weird because he's great at PR but also terrible at PR.

Elon's never the brains behind an operation but the general public thinks he's some kind of genius science guy. He's smart about how he plays on this perception.

Musk clearly has Daddy issues and wants to have more kids/have more sex/be more manly than his dad. This is where Elon gets into LOLcow territory. He thinks this is a sign of strength, but it's more like he gets played by a lot of women (Amber Heard) and also reveals his insecurities. Like his hair plugs. If he'd been an actually confident guy he'd've Telly Savalas'd it.

Elon's attempts to be seen as a good guy through charity or whatever generally backfire. When his cave rescue proposal failed and he called the hero diver a pedo, like fucking hell that was hilarious. But it made people dislike him. With his Starlink satellites he hasn't actually brought knowledge to anyone. They're just fapping to porn and learning to waste time on social media now. Colonialism couldn't kill off some of these isolated native groups, but Elon's invention probably will. That will be fucking hilarious. He'll probably get demonized as an evil cyber-colonizer and go down in history as Hitler 2.0.

Fucking Elon. He can't stay out of his own way; I have a strong suspicion he'll manage to lose everything and die penniless; even his kids don't seem to like him. He's the world's biggest LOLcow.
 
I don't like Musk, i think he's a lying idiot that will eventually become bankrupt, but you guys sneeding about him are funnier.
There's a certain level of wealth where you're just really not going to go fully broke almost no matter what you do and Elon's in it.

He's sort of a cow/troll combo in that often when he's funny it's actually on purpose and not just his usul turbo-autism.
 
There's a certain level of wealth where you're just really not going to go fully broke almost no matter what you do and Elon's in it.

He's sort of a cow/troll combo in that often when he's funny it's actually on purpose and not just his usul turbo-autism.
Yup, no matter how much he fucks or whatever hole he digs, he cannot truly fail short of dying in one of his experiments submarine guy style. He can be infinity dollars in the hole, say he has some new idea, and get infinity +1 dollars back in investors hoping to repeat prior successes. He could be selling suckjobs behind the Arby's dumpster and people would call it the most innovate whoring they've ever seen and line up for a preorder.

Also, I have to take a special moment to talk to the people who think Electric Car Man buying his way into the White House is going to somehow result in cheaper gasoline:

lol
 
Man the more you zoom out and look at this from a realistic real world perspective the more insane it becomes:
**How The fuck Elon Musk always win in the end? It's actually aggravating.

I genuinely cannot comprehend how he does it. He is reaching peak possible power and influence:

>Top car company by far that refuses to go down
>Absolutely dominant space company (now with worldwide internet) 20+ years ahead of everyone else with no competition
>Started OpenAI, the top AI company
>Neuralink will probably be insane too
>Richest guy in the world
>Played his political cards absolutely perfectly and is now the de-facto shadow leader to the new tard in the oval office with JD Vance as his tech-y stooge
>The entire tech/regulation environment in the US is now going to be shifted for his benefit as Trump knows nothing about technology.
>Even his absolute mutilation of Twitter played off, he's shifting culture to his whims and desires on the only social media platform that the world's top politicians have to inhabit.


I FUCKING kneel.
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EDIT: all the niggers giving me autism stickers are denying reality.
 
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I hope the next one realizes he can disown his family without trooning out.
The kid could easily get a book deal for a "Mommie Dearest" type book about Musk because he's so famous. It's not the same level of wealth but it's a start to build wealth with.
 
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I'm sure all you Elon fanboys will be really ecstatic in four years when he and whatever other cronies Trump appointed will have drained the coffers and you can all watch them fly off to mars while leaving you behind to choke on smog because the environment is le fucking gay and shit.
Yeah yeah and blumpft is going to start a war with putler and mexico and north korea and will start concentration camps and oh wait none of the happened.
Just sit down and shut the fuck up because your retarded ass has a track record of not being able to predict shit
 
The kid could easily get a book deal for a "Mommie Dearest" type book about Musk because he's so famous. It's not the same level of wealth but it's a start to build wealth with.
I don't think his son wants anything to do with him or wealth-building or book deals. Trooning out is a way for young men to distance themselves from their pasts. The Tesla tabloid celebrity circus sounds like the last thing he wants to be involved in.
 
threadbanned for 2 days
This former cozy thread is fucking  ruined.
I hereby petition @Null, who was throwing a fit of autistic rage and biting his hand about how Elon Musk did not manage to buy Kiwi Farms for $44 billion dollars, to unlock the Donald Trump thread for containment purposes. Let them sperg out and argue about how Trump is more similar to Grover Cleveland due to his obesity and nonconsecutive terms, than Elon Musk, who personally invented spaceflight and will colonize the entire Milky Way with his transgender offspring born of AI (artificial insemination) and random flings with F-list celebrities.

threadbanned for 2 days
rofl
 
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He wasn't threadbanned by me, but the feral retard A&H niggers should learn that on-topic threads are always a place for criticism. That is the purpose of the forum, that is why it exists, and that is what it will continue to exist for - with or without you. I know you don't care about the forum as a whole and just want another abortion dumpster to shitpost in about kikes without anyone telling you off, but if you leave your containment zone and fuck up my on-topic threads with your politisperg bullshit I will just ban you.
 
>Even his absolute mutilation of Twitter played off, he's shifting culture to his whims and desires on the only social media platform that the world's top politicians have to inhabit.
And all of this because they turned his son into a woman this all could have been avoided if you were just left Elon musk's children alone

also do love people calling Elon Musk a dumb person yeah he's a dumb person who's just the single richest man in the world owns all the most prominent technology companies very stupid person.

The only thing I'll say about the guy is he's definitely someone who should not randomly uh tweet out that random people are pedophiles you should consider getting a publicist
 
Man the more you zoom out and look at this from a realistic real world perspective the more insane it becomes:
**How The fuck Elon Musk always win in the end? It's actually aggravating.

I genuinely cannot comprehend how he does it. He is reaching peak possible power and influence:

>Top car company by far that refuses to go down
>Absolutely dominant space company (now with worldwide internet) 20+ years ahead of everyone else with no competition
>Started OpenAI, the top AI company
>Neuralink will probably be insane too
>Richest guy in the world
>Played his political cards absolutely perfectly and is now the de-facto shadow leader to the new tard in the oval office with JD Vance as his tech-y stooge
>The entire tech/regulation environment in the US is now going to be shifted for his benefit as Trump knows nothing about technology.
>Even his absolute mutilation of Twitter played off, he's shifting culture to his whims and desires on the only social media platform that the world's top politicians have to inhabit.


I FUCKING kneel.
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EDIT: all the niggers giving me autism stickers are denying reality.
Nigga, Elon did not fucking start OpenAI.
 
Nigga, Elon did not fucking start OpenAI.
He invested heavily into it early on
also do love people calling Elon Musk a dumb person yeah he's a dumb person who's just the single richest man in the world owns all the most prominent technology companies very stupid person.
Yeah Elon is an autist from time to time but truth be told he's an extremely extremely productive and smart person.
You can call you're enemies evil but never call them dumb you are just setting yourself for disappoinment.
 
He invested heavily into it early on
That's literally all he ever did. His entire history in business is investing in something early on, getting lucky with it succeeding, then claiming he's an integral part of the company because of his financial backing and obligatory board memberships. Or even worse, he tries to claim ownership for the ideas he invested in, which is a line of bullshit that he still gets retards to fall for. Eventually this culminates in Elon forcing out the previous founders by being insufferable, and the people originally responsible for the company existing being fed up enough to take Elon's buyout offer. I genuinely can't tell if he's just gotten incredibly lucky, or has real talent, because the way he conducts himself makes it seem like he never developed mentally past 18.

He may not be great at PR as much as publicity, he (or his team) identified pretty early that outrage is a great way to stay in the public eye ala Jake Paul. He obviously had some kind of fake astroturfing, because he appeared out of nowhere, trying to occupy a niche similar to the one Bill Gates cultivated I'd imagine. As soon as it started to fall apart, when he proved his autism couldn't be reigned in, he leaned into it hard. Trump being starved for allies and bringing him into the fold is just the icing on the cake, and I highly doubt was an outcome he anticipated. Obviously as someone with mythical amounts of wealth, and the kind of self-interested egoism that would make Ayn Rand blush, he would be in favor of republicans. The fact that he was able to own the libs AND somehow stumble into politics is a miracle unto itself and I'm keen to see how it ends up. My guy doesn't realize that you can be a good player, and still not be in the big leagues. I predict American politics is going to fuck Elon's shit up posthaste, the only thing stronger than billionaires are the bunch of millionaires that control the very ground he stands on.

I refuse to believe he is some kind of mastermind as much as a constantly failing upwards real life Richie Rich (the having comically wealthy parents part, not the charitable naivete part) or a modern day Timothy Dexter. Most of the things he's done in his life were accomplished by throwing heaps of money at everything, and benefitting massively from the things that work, and somehow, everything fortunately pans out in the positive.
 
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