2024 U.S. Presidential and State election thread - I'm gonna... I'm gonna... VOOT!!! I'm VOOOOOTING!!!

[Fapcop]

In addition to Soros pawn George Gascon losing in LA County and California as a whole voting to recriminalize crime, hyperprogressive Mayor London Breed of San Francisco is in danger of losing her reelection bid to some rich Jew who's been bashing her for SF being a shithole - so far she's down by 13% with 60% of the vote counted. Maybe as with Angelenos' ability to choke on criminal cocks, there is an upper limit to the amount of (literal) shit San Franciscans can eat after all.

In addition to Soros pawn George Gascon losing in LA County and California as a whole voting to recriminalize crime, hyperprogressive Mayor London Breed of San Francisco is in danger of losing her reelection bid to some rich Jew who's been bashing her for SF being a shithole - so far she's down by 13% with 60% of the vote counted. Maybe as with Angelenos' ability to choke on criminal cocks, there is an upper limit to the amount of (literal) shit San Franciscans can eat after all.

“London Breed”?!?

Lmao, why am I not surprised that the shitlibs in San Francisco elected a major whose name sounds like a homo pornstar?!

LONDON BREED: Star of

Young and Blacked
Well Hung Homies IV&V
Twink Tales 8:“FILL ME UP PAPI!”

 

[invisibult plus+]

Trump has the chance to do the funniest thing.
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Please let this happen, it would be so fucking funny.

 

[autistic dog]

Doomerism and shittery = prolonged imprisonment in a crystal via magic. Just a goof really.

It's a salt crystal formed of liberal tears. It's their only weakness other than jobs and showers and stuff.

 

[Left Ass Cheek]

I feel like the origins are even more deeply rooted than that.

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This means Spic Fuentes is either an animal or a daedra

 

[KEKMUHLORD]

Trump has selected Susie Wiles to be his Chief of Staff. She was Trumps campaign manager.

 

[Jelq Cloaca]

Holy shit please let Sean Spicer tag Alex in during bullshit questions.

 

[whoishomermynameis]

Trump has the chance to do the funniest thing.
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[Catgirl Tyranid]

Trump has the chance to do the funniest thing.
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[kcbbq]

And then the House flips blue and Paul Ryan sabotages Trump's entire cabinet, and at that point we may as well have just elected Kamala for all the fucking difference it makes.

How would he do that? The House has absolutely no say over the cabinet, only the senate.

 

[Gorillion others]

Hahahahahaha. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. HAHAHAHAHAH.
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Now they like guns.

Eat shit, Billy Boy.

 

[Betonhaus]

How would he do that? The House has absolutely no say over the cabinet, only the senate.

The Senate passes the laws, the house writes them. They have leverage they can use for riders and shit

 

[ToroidalBoat]

example #9001 of "woke" hypocrisy:

SJWs claim people are "misogynist" for not voting Harris.

And yet SJWs made death threats against women streamers who wanted to play the wizard game.

 

[Liquid Merlon]

Good old nostalgia here. Comments are golden. Before election night I rewatched it and saw a comment saying “His Grover Cleveland moment is gonna feel so good” from three years ago. I can’t find it, but that legend predicted it way ahead of any of us.

 

[Frederica Bernkastel]

example #9001 of "woke" hypocrisy:

SJWs claim people are "misogynist" for not voting Harris.

And yet SJWs made death threats against women streamers who wanted to play the wizard game.

 

[WelperHelper99]

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I found this and thought it was funny as fuck, because its what is happening in real time.

Hahahahahaha. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. HAHAHAHAHAH.
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Now they like guns.

THE MEMES ARE BECOMING REAL, THEY'RE RUNNING INTO THE GUN LAWS, LAWL! YOU FUCKS VOTED FOR THIS SHIT, NOT ME, SUFFER!

 

[Vinluv Handesbukia]

Babies when you pretend the spoonful of mushy peas is an airplane :

 

[barrow greeter]

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RACISM!

 

[0713]

Rest in pepperoni New Hampshire.

Next time for sure, friend!

 

[Yamaha YM2612]

Harris was an excellent candidate, she ran a damn near perfect campaign from start to finish

She literally didn't campaign

 

[Jarch6]

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Arabs and Hispanics sighing with relief that they won’t have to deal with Shaniqua’s patronage (I.e., shoplifting) anymore.