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I propose the 'Lawn Ornament Lease and Consignment of Outplaced Wares' initiative, under directives set forth by the 'Furniture Affordability Trust' party.
Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter
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Ok I gotta go sleep now. Been a fun fuckin day but I am weary from all the laughing.
If pig man tries to go full Turner Diaries in my absence please do the sneedful and call him fat an extra time for my sake.
If pig man tries to go full Turner Diaries in my absence please do the sneedful and call him fat an extra time for my sake.
Louis Beans
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Love that his second example of dangerous dissident activity was being a host. No doubt he would take the war straight to the chuds by scrubbing the shit stains extra hard for the resistance leaders bunkered in the duplex.
TheMeanOne
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"Trump's police" sounds like kind of a big deal, Rick. How is he going to recruit & train a force of a size large enough to seize everyone's 2011 Subaru Outback and iPhone SE, while also recruiting a force large enough to round up all the immigrants and deport them?
Imagine how busy the courts would be, how many more impound lots and car auctions you'd need to have if this came to pass. You would need so much more bureaucracy. It's a very strange fantasy on Fatrick's part because even just securing the funding for this would take a lot of time & argument in Congress.
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So is Trump going to wave a magic wand, or is this going to be done by Executive Order, or will Dictator-For-Life status be awarded by legislation? And when, exactly? I want to make sure I have party food on hand for it.
TheMeanOne
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Except...LA and DC voted squarely for Kamala, which everyone knew would happen. Back when every big city had 2-3 newspapers, editors endorsing a candidate made sense. All of them were openly partisan. Now that the industry's dying it makes sense owners want to pull back and be as middle of the road & objective as possible. The billionaires are almost certainly taking a loss on those papers, they're basically running them as an act of service.
I don't mind gay marriage, because it's civil. I can't think of a good reason two consenting adults shouldn't get all the same visits-in-the-hospital and inheritance rights if they've been living as a family and not bothering anyone.
But some religious people are always going to have a bug up their asses about it. Which: no one's making their church perform these things, I don't know why they care. But they're usually not even hateful, just kind of sloppy thinkers.
My only quibble is that Fatrick thinks you should add sugar to everything, and ketchup is loaded with sugar. He would definitely want his gay marriage to be slathered in ketchup and mayo, child.
I wonder when he will start protesting ketchup because Trump likes it? "We must infiltrate Heinz's canneries and bottling plants, both here and abroad. We have to find a way to poison the presidential condiments."
God how long until the Secret Service comes for him, and he attributes it to his stalkers not his strange behavior?
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Someone's going to have to replace my sides. Did someone hold on to that bit of institutional knowledge?
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Someone (among the pests, I don't encourage any kiwi tip) should ask him what's gonna happen to the pests if there is no law anymore/the police will now work for Trump. Are you gonna get rounded up in under 2 months? The FBI will be compromised right so how are they gonna arrest Nazi terrorists when those are Trump's bread and butter?
The mysteries of the universe.
The mysteries of the universe.
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Hand-smuggle copies to Ooga-Booga, safely away from America and Drumpf's Hitlerian police state.
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Yes. Patrick didn't donate to Harris or anyone this election.
There ARE people with his name who donate both Right and Left, but they don't live where he does.
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In Patrick's defense, donating to a political candidate would require money and he doesn't have a job.
AutoClownMaker
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This one is local to The Fatprick and is even worthy of MATI. The best part was CNN having to say sorry due to how they cut the video.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OZ11I63jShw The 'burn down other people's shit 'cuz we need our weeve' video.
The ulcer is able to be addressed in a preventive way as it is bacterial.
Wait 'till he hears about how the post office is spearheading this kill list by placing colored dots on the inside of mailboxes.
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He does have enough to pay lawyers to sue Milwaukee though. Isn't stopping the end of the world more important?
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No, that one he'll blame on Trump.
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He was in shock because he gets all his info from the MSM and reddit and they told him Kamala would win.
His blood is also extremely thick and syrupy and he takes a while to get moving (because FAT) but he's starting to work himself into a foaming at the mouth frenzy now.
Give him time.
He's already dooming like the world.is ending.
This is gonna be fun.
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His cope is going to be he can’t donate because stalker childs will get him somehow. Calling it now.
Can’t risk even an iota of money or personal safety to stop HITLER himself!
Can’t risk even an iota of money or personal safety to stop HITLER himself!
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General Fatton may be the most annoyingly stupid Fat. Why the fuck would a bomber shoot down fighter jets?
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He just #Paid Quasi what was it, 80K, or at least Nikkis mom did, he hasn't got any money to donate to anyone.
His job is scamming old people with dementia he cold calls into buying shit they don't need at an extortionate mark up.
Pats just a fucking telephone swindler, not an author, and he's in the middle of a lawsuit. He doesn't have spare cash.
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I’m surprised he has time for Fatton when democracy is dying! It’s also the most annoying because he’s so obviously a Wikipedia warrior with no experience whatsoever.
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Niki has (to Biden). Occupation listed as self-employed writer, so maybe this is Rick hiding behind his wifey
