2024 U.S. Presidential and State election thread - I'm gonna... I'm gonna... VOOT!!! I'm VOOOOOTING!!!

[John Badman]

I propose Hulk Hogan for Secretary of Defense.

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Now you might think that sounds like a really stupid idea, but since Trump is anti-war (and rightfully so), all the Hulkster has to do is tear off his shirt and threaten to beat the shit out of whatever country is causing us grief.

Problem solved.

Very cost effective too!

OOOOH YEEEEAAH LISTEN HERE LITTLE ROCKET MAN. ME AND THE MAGA WORLD ORDER BOUTTA DROP THE PAAAAIIIINNN ON YOUUUUUU.

 

[oldTireWater]

I've refrained from posting this for hours but it makes me laugh every time I see the draft.

Watching my shitposting-forum owner trying to maintain his site:

"I hope your day gets better."

bro i know this is a joke but fuck off, the issue with XenForo is that any time you touch anything it:

"Positive energy."

It would be completely negated if the Angloid freak retards who programmed this shit had learned of something called HOT AND COLD RECORDS that have been around for a fucking decade at least. You serve the OBSOLETE RECORD until the NEW RECORD IS READY. In their world, they instead just try to build the new record thousands of times on every request.

It's software designed by people who don't run a forum so they have no idea what happens at scale.

*smirk

Spoiler: Original for context

 

[Mortan Shekelstorm]

Even people outside the US are seething about the Trump victory. It still surprises me how they can be this mad over a country they don't live in.

 

[mandatorylurk]

This is real, and I wonder if one last FBI tard rage is releasing all our private texts and memes we sent as some kind of "yeah we spy on you all day, fuck you, we're going to keep doing it, too"

 

[Rimanah]

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Redditors when Gen Z is no longer a viable voting demographic for the democrats.

Zoomer bros…
It’s over, the redditors hate us…

 

[Gehenna]

Remember this when they say land doesn't vote, there's more of us by farView attachment 6618913

His PV lead is -increasing- as California comes in. Good sign for the House too it means they delayed R voters.

Trump made one choice for his cabinet, seems good, every good MAGA person is saying so:

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And RFK is saying no to Rubio as SOS, I think Ric Grenell would be a cleaner choice, and show our gay is better than their gay who couldn't do any transportation without fucking it up:
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This is the other big value of having Bobby in the loop, who will identify neocons who will try to worm their way in, many of which where the types who did their best to torpedo Trump's admin from within the first time around. I really hope Bobby Kennedy lasts along with his influence.

Bobby & Musk. Bobby knows the entrenched politicians, Musk knows the many people who quietly leaned on Tech. Those are very often two separate circles who are aligned to eachother.

 

[Nigger Cobson]

Looks happy and speaking more coherent it's like a curse was lifted.

What if this is his swan song before he finally kicks the bucket? It would be a poetic end to such a creature.

 

[The Great Citracett]

I thought he was in jail for wanting to rape his cousin Shawn?

I guess he's innocent or all charges were dropped or something. Not sure exactly, but he's back to doing what he does best. Cranking out song after song about cock, and typing in all caps.

Also, hoes mad because Trump is totally banning all forms of birth control (except condoms I guess?), AOC said so! But they will resist!

 

[John Badman]

This is real, and I wonder if one last FBI tard rage is releasing all our private texts and memes we sent as some kind of "yeah we spy on you all day, fuck you, we're going to keep doing it, too"

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Release the list so I can see who is based.

 

[Jelq Cloaca]

This is the "official" list of potential cabinet picks along with a side of journoscum whining from Politico.

 

[CryptoHermit]

Even people outside the US are seething about the Trump victory. It still surprises me how they can be this mad over a country they don't live in.

The vassals will always chafe under their sovereign. If they wanted to be independent they wouldn't spend their GDP on welfare instead of guns and missiles.

 

[Nicholas II of Russia]

Oh apparently Winnie the Poo called Trump. The world is shitting bricks.
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https://x.com/IterIntellectus/status/1854515138193191231

Pax Americana.

I like the term for that.

 

[George Lucas]

Los Angeles subreddit crying about losing the ACA:
https://www.reddit.com/r/LosAngeles/comments/1glleii/worried_about_insurance_post_election/
https://archive.ph/lsPqJ

 

[Gar For Archer]

Even people outside the US are seething about the Trump victory. It still surprises me how they can be this mad over a country they don't live in.

To be fair Trump being elected is absolutely 100% going to affect them, because it means the gravy train’s over. I’d be pissed too if the free shit merchant suddenly stopped giving me free shit.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

I was reminded of the leftists who are hating on non-leftist Americans for voting Trump with this quote:

Leftists tend to hate anything that has an image of being strong, good and successful. They hate America, they hate Western civilization, they hate white males, they hate rationality.

- INDUSTRIAL SOCIETY AND ITS FUTURE, as printed by The Washington Post

While Ted was rather unhinged and should never have committed acts of terrorism, he may have been onto something about leftism there.

 

[Nicholas II of Russia]

I propose Hulk Hogan for Secretary of Defense.

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Now you might think that sounds like a really stupid idea, but since Trump is anti-war (and rightfully so), all the Hulkster has to do is tear off his shirt and threaten to beat the shit out of whatever country is causing us grief.

Problem solved.

Very cost effective too!

He's going to leg drop the shit out of Xi Jin Ping and all of the Taliban because he doesn't want to put the Middle East and Asia over, Brother!

 

[Gehenna]

This is the "official" list of potential cabinet picks along with a side of journoscum whining from Politico.

A lot of these are good, with Rubio's sprinkled in. RFK and Musk will be very useful narrowing the list down and finding out if there are any slots that have nobody left after.

 

[I Hate The Disabled]

expect nafo niggers to be on suicide watch. Trump got Zelenskyyy and Putin to congratulate him.
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Do you think Trump is going to make Zelensky start wearing a suit?

 

[Breadbassket]

This is the most optimistic I've ever seen conservatives when it comes to the cabinet picks, that may change in the future but at this moment in time the majority of people seem quite positive about what Trump has set up so far.

 

[AnotherPleb]

To be fair Trump being elected is absolutely 100% going to affect them, because it means the gravy train’s over. I’d be pissed too if the free shit merchant suddenly stopped giving me free shit.

Fuck them. I'm tired of America making everyone except Americas great at my expense.