🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

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How can they hold the higher ground if they can't be exposed to his counter opinions?
 
How do we fuck his face hard?

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Not true, he also got into a girly slap fight with the police.
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We should actually give him the opportunity to prove he kicked that fucking pig's ass and they had to bring in SWAT to take him down.
 
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"This December, Ralph revealed that he pled guilty to one felony count of assaulting a police officer. It is not known if he was also under the influence when entering his guilty plea. Ralph is set to spend a minimum of six months in jail."

http://heatst.com/culture-wars/alt-right-muckraker-and-laughingstock-ethan-ralph-is-going-to-jail/

Looks like there should be plenty of content around.

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Here's his apology and him talking about the incident and pleading guilty, says he shouldn't be in jail until May. http://archive.is/jTmEz

On August 27th of this year, I traveled to Loudoun County to meetup with a colleague I had done some projects with online. I almost stopped myself from going, several times. Now, of course, I wish I had. At the time, though, I had no knowledge that this visit would change my life in some drastic ways.
Hindsight is 20/20, as they say.
I got drunk and had a dispute with the individual I met up with. That’s about the last thing I remember from the evening. At some point, I made my way down to the lobby of the hotel, fell asleep, and was awakened by Loudoun County Sheriff’s Deputies. I do not recall what happened or even being woken up at all. The next thing that I can clearly bring to my mind is the moment when I was in the Loudoun Adult Detention Center being told by one of the officers who arrested me that I was charged with two felonies. That’s not one of my fondest memories, but it is very memorable nonetheless.
I eventually was released on bail, right after I made headlines across the country for this regrettable situation. Over the last few months, the case has wound its way through the courts. In fact, it’s still winding its way through the courts. However, I hit a certain milestone today that has brought me to the point where I needed to address the issue in detail for the first time. The impetus for this post? In short, I have signed a plea agreement with the Commonwealth of Virginia.
The terms of the agreement are as follows: All charges have been dropped against me except one felony count of assaulting a law enforcement officer, which I have agreed to plead guilty to. I was hopeful that I could get that down to a misdemeanor, but given my actions that night it was not possible. As I said, I don’t remember what happened at all, but that doesn’t absolve me of anything. I put myself in that situation by getting incredibly drunk. Deputies Chavez and Lotz were just doing their jobs and I hold no ill will whatsoever against either of those gentlemen. The responsibility for everything that happened lies completely with me. I apologize to both those men and I am very thankful that no one was hurt, myself included. It would have been easy for Deputy Chavez to harm me severely, but he did not. He was professional and took me into custody with as little force as possible.
The law being what it is in Virginia, my guilty plea on this charge means I will be spending a minimum of 6 months in jail. I’m not going yet, as I said. There’s still court procedures and such. Still, I will likely be in custody before May, at the latest. Jail sucks and this is an outcome I have worked to avoid. But that’s how things work and I have no one to blame but myself. I will serve whatever time is given to me with the full knowledge that I have earned that sentence. Unlike some people who I have written about, I will not make excuses for my plight.
Again, I take 100% responsibility for everything that has happened.
I will be working very hard from now until the day I go in. In my absence, the site will continue. I will submit work as well, although it will obviously be of a different nature. It’s hard to write breaking news stories and daily opinion when it takes awhile to get your work out. That being said, I believe that I can still contribute in a meaningful way.
I want to take this opportunity to also apologize to my fiancé, Nora, my mother, the rest of my family, and all my friends. Even though most of them have not told me so, I realize I have let them down with my actions. Since my release, I have taken steps to make up for it, and I will continue with that mission. I put a burden on them with my legal issues and I will always work to let them know that this unfortunate situation is something that I will make sure improves me, in the long run.
Thank you all for you support during my time of troubles. I want to tell you that I am sorry and that I wish I could take it back. Life doesn’t work that way, though. I appreciate all the writers and commentators who have continued to promote my writing, despite the fact that it would have been very easy to stop associating with me or the site. That’s meant a lot to me, as I see my efforts here as separate from my failings back in August. But I also appreciate all of you readers even more. You’ve made running this site a huge joy in my life and I wouldn’t trade this experience for anything. I met my future wife thanks to you, if you think about it. I promise you all that I will not let this bring me under. There’s still a lot more to be done and I consider this a detour that I will come back from even stronger.
I will now return to regular programming and I won’t be talking about this again until the day I go in. Thank you for reading, and I hope you all have a very Merry Christmas.

He's pissed that Ian Miles Cheong wrote that article and he and his followers are chimping.

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He wrote a response to Ian's article, bringing up the old Gamergate attack points against Ian and calling him an "incel" and a "minority hire." http://archive.is/GltfA

Today was going along fairly well. I was working on the new store I opened up…just kinda enjoying the end of the holiday season, ya know? But then, things took a turn towards the amazing. Heat Street and their minority hire Ian Miles Cheong decided to release a hit piece on me around 3 o’clock this afternoon. The main gist of the headline is that I’m going to jail, which is accurate (and something I revealed myself last week). That’s about the only accurate thing in the post, though. The whole thing is just dripping with saltiness. I wonder why Ian hates your dear editor so much? I guess it’s because one of the first results you see when you Google his name is this article:

https://archive.is/o/GltfA/theralphretort.com/the-stunning-hypocrisy-of-ian-miles-cheong/

The man is a professional huckster of the highest order. When he saw that he wasn’t going to be relevant if he stuck to the SJW/anti-GamerGate side of things, he turned on his former friends and started blasting them. This is the behavior of a snake, no matter what you think of people like Zoe Quinn and Alex Lifschitz. He leaked logs from their private chat and suddenly became some kind of anti-SJW warrior. At first, I gave him the benefit of the doubt for one reason and one reason only: I really don’t like SJWs. I’ve known for a long while that it was a mistake to give Heat Street’s token Asian any kind of co-sign, but hey, we all make mistakes and I’m in the habit of owning up to them.

So, we have a man who went from Hitler-lover, to SJW, to anti-SJW…and now he works for Heat Street, the “conservative” tabloid run by Loony Louise Mensch. This is a woman who lied about her 9/11 story and lives off money made from the promotion of a notorious pedophile. I have made some grievous errors in my time, one major one this year, even. But I know one thing: If I had ever lied about a national tragedy or made money from child abuse, I would be too ashamed to continue living. Not so for Ms. Mensch. Far from shame, she seems to actually be proud of herself. And while I will soon be in a jail cell, she’s likely headed to a padded cell, judging by her unhinged rhetoric on Russia (among other things).
As a side note, I’m not even sure what Louise and Incel Ian were trying to accomplish with this post. It’s basically just free promo for my site…
I haven’t used the “NEWS HIT” tag since March, but it was pretty cool. Maybe I should bring it back. Also, this goes without saying, but nothing I’ve never been sued for defamation. There’s a reason for this, of course. Everything I’ve printed has been accurate, and the very few times it wasn’t, I issued corrections. And is the fact that I’ve written nasty things about Leigh Alexander and Arthur Chu supposed to be a bad thing? That’s pretty much my calling card, as I first gained notice for destroying Leigh (and I still have 2-3 entries on the first page of her Google results).
I really do appreciate Heat Street reminding people about all the damage I’ve done to vile SJWs, including the author of their piece, Mr. Cheong. Thank you, Louise. We all know Ian doesn’t move out from under your skirt without your permission.
Anyway, I want to be the first to welcome any new readers from the controlled opposition I have dubbed Cuck Street in the past. You’ll find plenty to like here, I’m certain. Oh, and yes, the site will be continuing in my absence. One reason is, I’m not actually going to be all that absent. I intend to write a lot during my short sabbatical. Like Ian’s celibacy, it’s an involuntary one. But there’s no reason to let it go to waste! I have many plans and none of them are good for phonies and frauds like Louise Mensch and Little Hitler Ian Miles Cheong.
 
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Remember, this is a common crime in his area according to him.

I guess it's rite of passage for people in his hood to go to prison. You can now hold your head high, Ralphy, as you are now a full adult in Ratfuck, Virginia. Then again, I can't expect much less out of someone that doesn't know how to tell the difference between a news article and an op-ed.
 
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Something tells me half a year of shower time in the pen isn't going to leave him with much pride or dignity.
 
I'm kind of surprised at this result. I wonder what the details were, and I'd guess he actually did smack the cop or whatever. Dumb move.
 
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