2024 U.S. Presidential and State election thread - I'm gonna... I'm gonna... VOOT!!! I'm VOOOOOTING!!!

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Sulla said:
If I may be autistic for one moment.

If you ever played WoW you know how absolutely insane people will get if they stick with a guild for a few months and don't get a gear piece they want.

Biden stuck with the dnc his entire life and got backstabbed, I can totally see him burning everything to the ground.
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Bro it was literally decades of climbing the ranks, stabbing people in the back, all in the race to the top, and when he finally gets there- THEY FUCKING TAKE IT FROM HIM! Like you don't have to like the guy to respect that he DID put in the time to get there. Yeah he wants to do a total party kill at this point. Fuck these faggots.
 
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Frank_Jaeger said:
It will be real funny when MAGAts cheering for tariffs and deportations get an economics lesson next year. Think eggs costing $6 a cartoon is bag? Just wait until pedro and carlos aren't around to do all the form work white MAGAts don't want to do and a week's worth of groceries cost $500
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If it works out.

You deserve getting cucked by Solid Snake banging your sister.
 
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Gehenna said:
I am okay with it on purely pragmatic terms. It utterly defangs quite literally the last bit of ammo and 'win' the Uniparty has for Trump, lets Biden go out the door on a "high" note, ensures Biden has a rock solid reason to ensure that the transition goes as smoothly as possible, and... only requires letting Hunter Biden get off on some fairly minor charges.


That's fucking nothing for the gain it gets.
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In the spirit of kino and Christs forgiveness I am in favor of this too. What’s the point in punishing a demented old man, nothing we can come up with could match the humiliation of that he’s gone through these last few months anyhow. Plus his active work against Kamala from putting on tbe trump hat to the statements he made clearly to sabatoge kamala were hilarious. Don’t think it hurts to be magnanimous in victory towards ole Scranton joe
 
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namelesstacotruck said:
Pardon him for what? The federal cases are done now. Only Georgia and New York are left. Georgia is going to have a counter investigation into Fani Willis if Trump is smart (and also take a shit on all of Fulton to help Vance in 2028). And Georgia courts are likely going to pull the ejection cord.

Merchan is signaling he has gotten cold feet and wants to dismiss on Tuesday with the immunity out. He can do it without prejudice and ask New York if they want to go full retard or not. Biden cant pardon those cases anyways.
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Pre-emptive pardon for everything and anything. A blanket claim of "All wrong doing forgiven" permanently cutting off all venues of attack both current and possible. A blank check. And because it comes from the sitting President of the opposing party, utterly acceptable and proper constitutionally. No crisis, no risk, nothing. Just Trump is now completely immune from all prosecution for all acts Official and Unofficial he has already done.
 
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WelperHelper99 said:
Bro it was literally decades of climbing the ranks, stabbing people in the back, all in the race to the top, and when he finally gets there- THEY FUCKING TAKE IT FROM HIM! Like you don't have to like the guy to respect that he DID put in the time to get there. Yeah he wants to do a total party kill at this point. Fuck these faggots.
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Schizo theory: he was actually being drugged to make him less coherent this whole time.

Once they decided Joe needed to go, they started slipping him roofies and poisoning him.

Now he's sober and lucid again.
 
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WelperHelper99 said:
Bro call me a child, but this is literally Optimus and Megatron teaming up at the end of like, every Transformers series to defeat the greater threat. This is fucking cinema man.
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This story arc is just too fucking kino I can’t believe it’s real life sometimes. We’re truly living in historical times, hopefully before I die Hollywood will get un-cucked and they make an epic historical drama of the Trump years.
 
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Frank_Jaeger said:
It will be real funny when MAGAts cheering for tariffs and deportations get an economics lesson next year. Think eggs costing $6 a cartoon is bag? Just wait until pedro and carlos aren't around to do all the form work white MAGAts don't want to do and a week's worth of groceries cost $500
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eggs are high because 92+ million chickens have been killed during the 2022 bird flu outbreak.
 
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Liquid Merlon said:
I wonder how South Park is going to react to this election. If I’m not mistaken, the creators are LOLberteens. Imagine their shock when their faggot Chase Oliver got less votes than RFK, WHO ISNT EVEN RUNNING!
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Chase Oliver got felted by major members of the Mises Caucus. He had no chance.
 
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