🐟 Fishtank Sam Hyde's Fishtank.live General - Jet Neptune's Little House of Horrors

[I'mma real anime gurl]

Can we have Luke back just to make Wifi Signal not touch someone.

 

[sum ting wong]

Mizzy has ramped her attention seeking behavior up to 200%. I'm not sure if it's because she's drunk or what but it's the most annoying thing I've seen. I legit would rather have Fatty than watch this bitch run room to room flirting with every guy there.


Jeet

 

[Meowstery]

It's been about an hour and Alex is still just talking to an asleep/half asleep smaack about how fucking MAD he is bros.. he's SO FUCKING done with these.. ASS GRABERS.. FUCK man... FUCK gonna FUCK a dude man he's so mad dude. He's so fucking done with connor bros, FUCK. She wakes up every now and then to respond but he never actually goes to bed when he says he will.
Edit: I thought it was payton, not smack, oops

 

[BrightonAndHoveAlbion]

I thought Alex was sharing a room with Smaack ?

 

[Blackstar]

I thought Alex was sharing a room with Smaack ?

He is

 

[Sicko Hunter]

The way Alex talks really reminds me of Bossman Jack. Like the stimulant addict, wigger, exaggerating everything

 

[Mr Sister]

Some fun parts were when Simbal stroked binx's head to try and calm her like some sort of animal while connor was apologizing?? and alex burst in the door after everyone left to go "You tell me if he fucking does shit like that EVER again!!!" then storming out. As of right now Simbal is lecturing Connor on asking CONSENT from a woman before touching a woman EVER!! No pecking!! No hugging!! no touching!! you always ask for the consent sir. Meanwhile every single other contestant is standing behind him trying not to laugh at the irony. Peak

This post reminded me of the binx simbal confessional early that I said was worth watching in full and promised to post if no one else did.

The full simbal binx confessional is worth watching, I'll post it eventually if someone else doesn't first. It starts with simbal putting his arm around binx on the couch, then quickly taking it off, saying maybe I shouldn't do that. Then ben leaves the room, and simbal goes to get water. He says something like "you're probably going to talk shit about me while I am gone right?" binx jokes "yes" and simbal gets offended and starts acting weird. Binx then rhythmically clacks her fingernails for a few minutes and tells simbal she said literally nothing when he comes back a few minutes later.
Then they are alone and signal is all handsy as the other clips show. He tells binx he has a master plan, and wants binx to agree to it. Binx says how can she agree to it without hearing it? What if your plan is shit? Notable lines he drops are "I love you", "we could go far", "i can whisper my plan to you" "we can go to the bathroom" oh and he takes off his sandal, leans his knee against binx, and starts picking his toes

I didn't actually record the whole anything, but here are clips I scrounged from twitter. The full unedited is preferred, but I can not find it. Clips are in order, but there are minor things missing.
Edit: Reminder that the context is that ian was very drunk, and binx and mizzy were all over him, and jeet was very jealous and cockblocking.

Spoiler: binx simbal confessional november 1st clips

 

[anliteralidiot]

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It's been about an hour and Alex is still just talking to an asleep/half asleep payton about how fucking MAD he is bros.. he's SO FUCKING done with these.. ASS GRABERS.. FUCK man... FUCK gonna FUCK a dude man he's so mad dude. He's so fucking done with connor bros, FUCK. She wakes up every now and then to respond but he never actually goes to bed when he says he will.
Edit: I'm pretty sure it's payton but I don't pay attention to women, so maybe it's smack.

Imma be honest: Burt was right to drug him, if only to make him sleep. It's just my opinion, but I find him too annoying when he isn't well rested, and I get annoyed for the other contestants when he keeps them up for no reason.

It's going to be really funny to see Alex's reaction to the whole thing when he gets out.

 

[Strap-on Makima]

Imma be honest: Burt was right to drug him, if only to make him sleep. It's just my opinion, but I find him too annoying when he isn't well rested, and I get annoyed for the other contestants when he keeps them up for no reason.

It's going to be really funny to see Alex's reaction to the whole thing when he gets out.

The rape pills + everyone telling him "chill and listen Alex" made him very boring, he won't chill and listen any more now that Sam unleashed him but i wouldn't risk having a content driver like him drugged out again.
Not seen ITT but two days ago TTS challenged him to stay quiet for a little bit while Burt had to do all the talking, they were in but Alex could only last 15 seconds before he started yapping again only to end his sentence with "fuck i forgot the challenge i didn't do the challenge i'm sorry". He might not be fit for Hulu Famous House but he's perfect for Fishtank.

 

[Mr Sister]

So we are about 1/3 of the way done. About 2 out of 6 weeks. Everything feels amazing right now. Many are saying this is the best season, and I agree. But I can't help but feel that everything is also very, very precarious right now. In my opinion, the sunk cost must be emphasized as much as possible. Spend the next week retaining everyone. Give out those famous bucks, emphasize they are gone if they leave by choice. Emphasize the grand prize, stop even gaslighting about it and make it worth it. Then "Hell House". Unlimited TTS and SFX, actual difficult challenges. Make the last 2 weeks equivalent to the last 2 weeks of season 1.

That is my hope. More likely it will be friend/cry tank a full 6 weeks with Burt being the star. Which sure, I will tune in.

 

[Marche]

Mizzy is basically what everyone accused Letty of being
Like she is just awful and not even playing a character like Letty was.

 

[Mr Sister]

Mizzy is basically what everyone accused Letty of being
Like she is just awful and not even playing a character like Letty was.

Didn't she take the red pill? And if I recall correctly, she has talked about being a big fan of reality shows, and has planned exaggerated reactions before. I am not sure she isn't playing a character/the reality TV show game. I believe she is trying to be a villain maybe.

 

[Norstein Bekkler]

Connor hassled Alexis to the point of hysterics. People are wondering, if she's leaving or not because she packed her bags. I didn't catch the argument start but she was shouting at him and telling him to 'just get out' along with every petty white girl card you can imagine.

He was drunk as fuck and I couldn't really understand everything he was saying, but basically it boiled down to him hyping himself up about getting up at 6AM to workout while Alexis(?) slept til 10:30. Wasn't really sure who he was talking to (possibly La'Ron), because basically everyone was partying in B2 except Burt (who was chatting with Computer in the penthouse).

Payton had been acting kinda wild up until then, to the point that Ben came up and asked her if she'd been drinking, and Connor hyped her up saying Payton was the true alpha female of the house, which segued into him going really hard for like 10 minutes saying that Alexis should step down as president and let her VP (Payton) be Prez. This is about the point that the argument escalated to Alexis telling Connor to get out, and him saying he'll leave (the house) if she goes first. The whole thing was pretty dumb, Connor wouldn't let it go, and I'm pretty sure production put him up to it because Jet kept sending notifications about there being some upcoming "kino Connor content tonight". Chat/polls strongly disagreed, and Connor definitely was not coherent or eloquent enough with his burns to score any kind of W there.

Connor and Simbal then went to Payton's room and cornered her to try to get her to start a coup and she just stared at them like they were the creepiest dudes in the world (two very drunk 30+ dudes cornering a 19 year old alone in her bedroom is pretty fuckin off-putting tbh). As they go back and forth between B1 (Payton's room) and B2(party room) Connor keeps clashing in the hallways with Alexis, who was already on edge over her pity party earlier in the evening about being a shitty mom. The last thing I heard her say to Connor was "KEEP DIGGING YOURSELF DEEPER, FRAT BOY". No idea what it was in response to, she yelled it down the hall and my cam was in B3.

Connor was just being a dick in general to everyone, somewhere in between pick-up artist negging and that half-ass "I'm just fucking with you dude" kind of way. He was specifically targeting Alexis, who hadn't really said shit to him, and if you recall, he's said on multiple occasions that he's here to 'bust up the cliques' and directed those comments specifically at the Alexis/La'Ron/Payton team. He really gave off the sense that he was playing the part of a heel wrestler and I'm pretty sure that's exactly what they hired him for. He knows too much insider information about the habits of the house and the history of the fish to not be a total plant.

 

[BruceOfHeem]

These were the most interesting bits from Alexis' pity party, the only other stuff which happened was Alexis' crying and the jeet coming in trying to get touchy feely

 

[anliteralidiot]

Didn't she take the red pill? And if I recall correctly, she has talked about being a big fan of reality shows, and has planned exaggerated reactions before. I am not sure she isn't playing a character/the reality TV show game. I believe she is trying to be a villain maybe.

Just because she "took the red pill" doesn't mean they told her literally everything, and it also doesn't mean she isn't a dumb slut. As far as we know, they told her it's 24/7, and she's done nothing to be more entertaining. Fuck, even after they told her, she routinely spent all day in B2 fucking crying and sulking in bed. And that's before they stole her diary. They told her to throw out anything incriminating, and what did she do? She say with her thumb in her ass, and cried when Peyton stole it. She's not playing anything. She's just fucking dumb.

The rape pills + everyone telling him "chill and listen Alex" made him very boring, he won't chill and listen any more now that Sam unleashed him but i wouldn't risk having a content driver like him drugged out again.
Not seen ITT but two days ago TTS challenged him to stay quiet for a little bit while Burt had to do all the talking, they were in but Alex could only last 15 seconds before he started yapping again only to end his sentence with "fuck i forgot the challenge i didn't do the challenge i'm sorry". He might not be fit for Hulu Famous House but he's perfect for Fishtank.

You're right, but it's so grating to hear him not listening, to see him just not comprehend what's going on. He's like Cyraxx... He's a lot like Cyraxx, now that I think about it. He just doesn't do concerts for the other fish...yet.

 

[Steinercard]

Meanwhile in the kitchen
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Burt is slowly transforming into a monster from Silent Hill.

I didn't catch it but seems like wifi got a long lecture about his various consent accidents. He kissed mizzie's cheek without asking right after bitching out connor and instantly turned the house against him instead. Very impressive.

Binx told Alex that the smelly brownoid kept touching her and he's sworn to defeat the Jeet in Mortal Kombat. He told Binx to tell him if it happens one more time. He's had to be held back from punching Simbal at least twice today. It's the only reason the Jeet isn't a smelly brown smeer on the wall.

 

[Marche]

Didn't she take the red pill? And if I recall correctly, she has talked about being a big fan of reality shows, and has planned exaggerated reactions before. I am not sure she isn't playing a character/the reality TV show game. I believe she is trying to be a villain maybe.

I am sure she is playing it up a bit but unlike Letty who was playing a bad guy by doing sneeky shit and making people hate her Mizzy is just annoying and from what is shown of her life outside the tank this is pretty much exactly how she behaves, she is just kinda unlikable.

Alexis is dumb as bricks but is totally right that whenever anyone talks with Mizzy around she tries to oneup them or make it about her, she has had main character syndrome since the first day which would be fine if she was interesting but she is so painfully boring and untalented and past the age where this behaviour should ever be a thing.

 

[anliteralidiot]

Checked in, and saw Burt sleeping with the lights on, and Connor is one turn away from showing us a full moon.

 

[PeterMannion]

Connor and Simbal went to Payton's room and cornered her to try to get her to start a coup and she just stared at them like they were the creepiest dudes in the world, which, two very drunk 30+ dudes cornering a 19 year old alone in her bedroom is pretty fuckin off-putting

Payton do something interesting challenge (IMPOSSIBLE)

 

[Norstein Bekkler]

Payton do something interesting challenge (IMPOSSIBLE)

Pretty much. Also, I hadn't seen it posted, but the current strategy of team Binx (Binx, Alex, Mizzy, Simbal, with Burt as the swing vote because he'll do whatever Alex says) is to get Payton kicked. They're going to vote Smaack to try to get Alexis to veto (I don't think she will; Smaack was the original target of her and La'Ron), because they think Sam will kick Payton instead. Lends a bit of credence to the "Binx is a plant" theory, because this is a bit too on-the-nose about the optics of the contestants for it not to seem influenced by production (Smaack or Payton going is a win-win scenario for production). If they were smart they'd target La'Ron, because without him, Alexis' support network falls apart. Smaack and Payton aren't charismatic enough to help hold her team together.