Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Judge Holden]

THE PIG IS AWAKE....and starting the first day of his new Warlord era with threatening stalkerchilds with prison a almost 50 times in the last 15 minutes


Joyboys we gonna be eating well these next few years. Here are some highlights from this reel.

 

[Red Frida]

If fighting's outcome is this Pat should consider surrendering.

 

[Irene and 22 others]

Pat has type 7 diabetes.

Pat has 7 types of diabetes.

I don’t get wearing a ball cap backwards, especially if you have a fat, ugly face like Pat’s. It looks ridiculous. Wash your fucking hair.

There're only three types of people who wear a ball cap backwards: Welders, catchers, and cocksuckers.

I think we all know which of those Pat is.

 

[Imposteroak]

Hey Rick, Reason called and said to tell you you're fat!




Holy whiplash, Fatman. Glad there's still time for whatever this is alongside the apocalyptic spy fiction.

Fatty who gets his steak well done and tours the world only to eat meat loaf has the audacity to get haughty over fucking hotdog toppings. Hilarious that he has such uniformly shitty taste in almost everything.
Also don't let chicagoans gaslight you into thinking hotdogs are too good for ketchup. Sure there a better toppings, but they are just cheap processed meat. Its the last thing I would get food snobby about.

 

[Drama Trauma]

Can Grok do a summary of Fatrick saying "enjoy prison stalker" in all of his replies?

(AI generated)

 

[Procrastinhater]

In the grim darkness of the year 2025 there is only fat. Millions of melanated children are ground up every day to sustain the Hog Emperor of Pigkind, seated upon his Fart Throne in Holy Milwaukee.

I was reading the William Hope Hodgson short story collection about Carnacki the Ghost Finder. There's a story in it called "The Hog" where a guy is haunted by sleep paralysis demons that make noises like pigs. Carnaki tries to exorcize the guy, and an ancient eldritch Pig Demon almost escapes into our world, Carnaki calls it "the Swine Master of Monstrosity" and I nearly choked laughing because it sounds like Pat.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

lol, this retard actually thinks sitting on his fat ass and xeeting about Drohnald Drumpf every day actually was "fighting" and doing anything.
Enough that the new orange regime will put him on a list for being a threat to their iron-fisted rule.

Serious main-character syndrome on this guy.

He's recontectualizing nine fucking years of "This is why your life is already over, stalker child. Enjoy prison." as gloriously fighting drumph. It's as hilarious as it is sad. Faggot couldn't even cough up a buck twenty five to save Harris, but tweets alot! That'll save the world.

Fucking fag-hattedness aside his face looks kinda freaky in a "literal mannequin of lard" way

Why is nikki cosplaying as a Bogdanoff?

Pat has such a boner for authoritarianism that he’d LOVE to feature in propaganda.

I think we could help here; he needs some rebel alliance fatrick propaganda ... if done subtly and well enough he might even take it as his own ...

 

[Nod Flenders]

THE PIG IS AWAKE....and starting the first day of his new Warlord era with threatening stalkerchilds with prison a almost 50 times in the last 15 minutes
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Joyboys we gonna be eating well these next few years. Here are some highlights from this reel.
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Total stalkers that have gone to prison: 0. Enjoy being fat and wrong, Patrick!

 

[Pig Cannon]

i dont know if it was pointed out yet but Pat's delusional tweet from yesterday went viral, no doubt dealing a devastating blow to Elon Musk's empire and leading to halfhearted sex a handjob from Nikki (has Pat her told her who won yet or is she still too high?)



i like that his generic DNC NPC tweets go viral from time to time because it reinforces his social media addiction. keep drinking and fighting for the resistance Pat!

 

[Meriasek]

i dont know if it was pointed out yet but Pat's delusional tweet from yesterday went viral, no doubt dealing a devastating blow to Elon Musk's empire and leading to halfhearted sex a handjob from Nikki (has Pat her told her who won yet or is she still too high?)

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i like that his generic DNC NPC tweets go viral from time to time because it reinforces his social media addiction. keep drinking and fighting for the resistance Pat!

That distraught friend certainly wasn't MovieBob, because the Blob would be firing up the furnaces if they'd won.

 

[Judge Holden]

Fatrick confirms there is "no beef".....likely because he ate it like the fat fuck he is

 

[break these cuffs]

Fatrick confirms there is "no beef".....likely because he ate it like the fat fuck he is
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Aint no beef with Rick, only pork.

 

[SCV]

In WI that is a felony. Not a felony to find someone who's a close match and claim that is The Fatprick.

Well, then I can only applaud the pests for their dedication to being law abiding citizens.

 

[Judge Holden]

So....how many Right Wing Death Squads does a xeet like this kill?


EDIT: Fatrick, trans minorities of diverse colour are being crowbarred into the oven this very second and THIS is how you are leading your resistance movement against the King in Orange?


DOUBLE EDIT: yeah he is rapid firing xeets again, and too fast to screencap honestly. Aside from the usual patpasta we are getting nuggets of fun like this

 

[Schwarzwald]

Carnaki tries to exorcize the guy, and an ancient eldritch Pig Demon almost escapes into our world, Carnaki calls it "the Swine Master of Monstrosity"

"THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!"

"Oh, little stalker child. How mistaken you are. Enjoy purgatory."

 

[Spunt]

It's true, he uses his Glock as a dildo instead.

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

It's true, he uses his Glock as a dildo instead.

Wrong against stalker child. The Glock is the number one weapon used in hunting down pepperoni. Enjoy prison

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

I really now want to know WHICH prison we're going to be enjoying. Is it a FEDERAL prison (now liberated and emptied by Trump, only to hold his political prisoners)? Is it a STATE prison (now under direct FEDERAL control by Herr Trump)?

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

i dont know if it was pointed out yet but Pat's delusional tweet from yesterday went viral, no doubt dealing a devastating blow to Elon Musk's empire and leading to halfhearted sex a handjob from Nikki (has Pat her told her who won yet or is she still too high?)

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i like that his generic DNC NPC tweets go viral from time to time because it reinforces his social media addiction. keep drinking and fighting for the resistance Pat!

Giving out all that shit for free would literally kill people as they would be taxed to death to pay for it. Not that socialists understand such things as they just see "free" and think it magically just happens and no one has to pay for it. Socialists should be hanged along side Communists.

 

[East_Clintwood]

It's true, he uses his Glock as a dildo instead.

Don't be ridiculous. He clearly uses his P(o)S90 as a dildo. Why else would you keep the turbo gay 16" barrel on it, instead of getting a tax stamp, and making it an SBR?