2024 U.S. Presidential and State election thread - I'm gonna... I'm gonna... VOOT!!! I'm VOOOOOTING!!!

[LurkTrawl]

Actually scratch that. I AM willing to forgive him. But only if he yells out a “Told ‘em!”
“Good one Don!” “Woah! Trump in beast mode!” or similar zinger every time Trump answers a question and puts some shitlib CNN nerd straight.

Secretly would be a good move since it'd kill a sizable number of Trump voters via laughter. It would probably be the funniest shit in american political history.

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

This is fucking hilarious.
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Not even a Week and The Goat fuckers are getting Trumped.

 

[John Badman]

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finish what I started donald...

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The cherry on top of the election is turning the left’s Dark Brandon meme against them to rub the loss in further. He’s on our side now.

 

[jje100010001]

I can't tell if it's aging, blue-haired, overly tattooed former-HP-superfan millennials, self-hating zoomers, or ipad kid alphas doing all this seething, but I am once again impressed beyond measure at the scope and scale for which reddit can find things to impotently rage about. Astounding.

I've had a very low opinion on the average zoomer for a while, but maybe there's hope. If we can finally teach them how to torrent things then it might not be so over after all.

https://x.com/Indian_Bronson/status/1854896454868881652

I agree that the left has gotten uglier, angrier, and older. The worst of the Millennials, despite never having mentally grown up, are no longer young, and the arc of time is starting to tug on them.

 

[TheDarknessGrows]

Okay

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If you'd pick Kari's upset lady telling at a server at Applebee's phenotype over classical MILF , you're a deviant. I respect it, but you're still wrong.

Gentlemen gentlemen, let's be reasonable here.

Why not both?

 

[boards of canada]

If I was Biden, I'd be grinning ear to ear too on that podium, "Bye, losers, I just left your country in near ruin and am about to spend the rest of my life very comfortably while someone else fixes it".
As for Kamala's speech - I want whatever she was on. Raving about darkness and stars and hope and whatever the fuck in that slow drunken slurring. Must've been a killer hangover after downing so much alcohol to forget your unforgettable national humiliation.

 

[Hermiöne Granger]

 

[MrJokerRager]

 

[jje100010001]

Leftists shocked after thinking that they had the turnout, the endorsements, the polls, the....

 

[Vaclav]

Between the dementia, being betrayed by the party he dedicated his entire life to, and then turning Dark Brandon and revenge-stabbing them in the back… it’s just so fucking kino. I can’t even really hate him for what he did to the country, because in hindsight it’s clear that things had to get worse before they can get better.

This so much. Trump said someone told him Biden was the dumbest senator but if Biden makes this turn it shows that he learned something: the party shows no honor or loyalty even to a person who served as one of its lifelong champions, and it deserves no loyalty in return.

 

[Mark Goldbridge]

The cherry on top of the election is turning the left’s Dark Brandon meme against them to rub the loss in further. He’s on our side now.

I know, it's like all the polls, all of the simping for biden, all of the bullshit lies and the pandering meant nothing. Brandon is our guy now and there's nothing they can do about it. We can even support him wholeheartedly knowing he will be gone in a few months.
In the end they had to cheat to win but we get the last laugh and Biden goes out knowing he was the President and all the fucks that betrayed him amounted to nothing.

 

[Gar For Archer]

The cherry on top of the election is turning the left’s Dark Brandon meme against them to rub the loss in further. He’s on our side now.

Maybe the real Dark Brandon was the friends we made along the way.

 

[Hey Johnny Bravo]

This is fucking hilarious.
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You love to see it.

 

[HairyBadger]

Well. He is African. The ethos of Africans is "Spit as many out as possible. 6 will become gangbangers, but one might get shot by the cops or become a doctor, and that'll be my payday."

Black American Africans.

Black Africans want money.

 

[mlanguishi]

Critical Drinker's comments.

 

[Onepumpplumpchump]

You love to see it.

I figured this would happen if Trump won. Iran is probably shitting themselves right now. If they do shit isreal is allowed to go gloves off.

 

[Kyangyenki]

Just remembered Man vs Bear was a thing.

https://medium.com/@SpencerGall/man-vs-bear-how-are-so-many-men-missing-the-point-0345d4c2de0f

Predictably, there have also been plenty of men who have rushed to fall all over themselves in an attempt to display their toxic masculinity publicly over the issue.

Who would've guessed this would backfire.
Now go ask bear for abortion

 

[Nuns with guns]

 

[autistic dog]

When the dust settles and we start to rebuild with the normals and surviving liberals (all deaths self inflicted) RFK will likely link the mass formation psychosis created during covid panic with being a unique amplifying event to the Hitler TDS panic. The media basically weaved them togother seamlessly.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

I think this happens because men who dedicate their life to serving a greater cause often spend very little time with their children. Every individual hour of their time seems more valuable to spend in work, and over time, their children are raised by a succession of nannies and tutors whose values are instilled instead of those of the parents. The "help" that helps to raise the children always has an undercurrent of resentment toward power, as well, which means the child will be subtly turned against the parent's ideas and values and resist any attempts to instill them.

This is not at all a necessary conclusion. If the father took time when selecting a wife, AND the parents take time when selecting nannies and tutors, they can end up raising kids that are MORE onboard than even they are.

Same thing with schooling - you don't have to homeschool but a few hours of research and investigation when selecting your child's school will pay years of dividends.