Careercow Adam White / Chibi / Chibinekodemyx / Aquana / ShinyAquana - Cringeworthy Speedrunner Extraordinaire, Online Predator, Sexual Deviant, Banned from magnet therapy, Has been to Japan and never shuts up about it, made an ass of himself on national Japanese television

How long will Chibi's Japan Adventure Last?

  • He's never coming back.

    Votes: 35 12.2%
  • 1 year

    Votes: 26 9.0%
  • 6 months

    Votes: 29 10.1%
  • 3 months

    Votes: 37 12.8%
  • 1 month

    Votes: 14 4.9%
  • The job is a scam.

    Votes: 147 51.0%

  • Total voters
    288
  • Poll closed .
I love the part where he says, "I have most of those qualities" which is him basically asking, "so why won't you go out with me"?

And of course Googly is in there saying how great he is.
 
“I’m okay. I’ll be okay. I am enough.”

Anime protagonist to English translation: “No one took me up on my offer to slide into my DMs to cry on my lap shoulder even after feigning true and honest outrage at the suffering I presumed on their behalf. I’m once again realizing how alone I truly am. NO GOOGLY EYES YOU DON’T COUNT!”
 
I don't know where to even start unpacking with this post (and replies) of his.
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What an insufferable faggot.
Never ask a woman what they want in a man, Chibi. Most of them will tell you what they believe is the "right" answer and not what they're actually attracted to.

"It sounds like i have a lot of these traits" lol
 
“I would absolutely let them paint my nails, it’s such a great bonding experience.”

This guy is unbelievably pathetic and cringe. Despite being aware of his antics I am still surprised.

To me it looks like he is trying to speak to a specific person through his last bunch of Facebook posts and he is getting more and more desperate to garner her attention.
 
“I would absolutely let them paint my nails, it’s such a great bonding experience.”

This guy is unbelievably pathetic and cringe. Despite being aware of his antics I am still surprised.

To me it looks like he is trying to speak to a specific person through his last bunch of Facebook posts and he is getting more and more desperate to garner her attention.
That's exactly what he's doing.

"Oh you like to paint your partner's nails and apply his makeup? Well what a surprise! I love it when a woman does that for me. Hey, here's a fun idea. Why don't you come over one night and do that for me. I can even make you takoyaki and regale you of my trips to Japan. Yes. I've been more than once. Jealous? Hey! Where are you going! Come back".

And the Chibi cycle continues.
 
To me it looks like he is trying to speak to a specific person through his last bunch of Facebook posts and he is getting more and more desperate to garner her attention.
Are any of you fucks old enough to remember AIM profiles and away messages? This is the kind of passive shit you would do to talk to or send a message to someone, have it clearly visible to them, without having the balls to reach out to them directly while hoping and praying that they see it and reach out.

I did a lot of this shit when I was, like, 12. Funny and pathetic to see a 30+ year old man do this crap, lol
 
Yeah idk why he keeps ignoring googly.

This complete and utter autist actually has another human being who's somehow interested in him. That's never going to happen again, dude should be thanking the saints and marrying that chunky wall-eyed dame; I bet she'd make a great mother, she can watch two kids on two different sides of the room at the exact same time.
 
>too in touch with my emotions
It's called being indulgently self absorbed, Chibi.

Being in touch with your emotions means understanding who you are, what you feel and WHY you feel that way, and then navigating life with those in mind.
It doesn't mean letting your emotions run your life. You wallow in perpetual self pity and let your hobbies and interests occupy 80% of your thoughts. You're a manchild.
 
I think having sex instead of jerking off with her panties while she's sitting in the corner and crying is a start.
They are made for each other. Put a ring on her, Adam.
Don't forget that she cried through the whole thing. I mean, having sex with someone like Adam is tears worty, but I can't blame him for stopping. Though I will for what he did instead.
 
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