Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[UFO casino]

Plz no bully, I still don't understand how the balldo works... I understand that you put your balls into it somehow but then i don't understand exactly how the rest goes.
I heard PPP sorta explain it on the Kino Casino but I don't get it.
Unironically, make it make sense for me.
Everytime i read the word Balldo i am confused as to what it does or how it works.

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

Everytime i read the word Balldo i am confused as to what it does or how it works.

Does Google not work in your neck of the world new fag?

 

[Captain Manning]

Nick offended me as Southerner with his poor quality slop of biscuits and gravy. He made it more sloppy and botched the presentation and ratio of ingredients. No doubt it was disgusting.

As a southerner I freaking love biscuits and gravy but that shit looks like dog vomit.

So, it's come to this... has it?

After decades of threatening it, Nick has finally forced them to make good on their promise.

The South is finally rising again.



Somehow I always knew that the Second American Civil War would be caused by some faggot in the Yankee state of Minnesota who can't cook for shit. I just didn't want to believe it.

 

[Anasûrimbor Kellhus]

In Hunley's Laid Back Law stream right now fishing for twiggycide sympathy.

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actually that would have been excellent content. Especially if he did it during the peaks of the drug withdrawls.

 

[Bowl of Ramen]

My ancestors are crying, and the land itself is crying out for vengeance. Nick, never pretend to cook Southern food ever again. This revolts all my senses.

 

[TexOffender]

Well the hunley stream is coming to the end and Nick was in the chat until the end and didn't take the link to join. Nate left hoping he'd come on afterward but nope.

 

[Vibralldo]

Re-KAY-ta'S cooking

 

[datura_binge]

So, it's come to this... has it?

After decades of threatening it, Nick has finally forced them to make good on their promise.

The South is finally rising again.

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Somehow I always knew that the Second American Civil War would be caused by some faggot in the Yankee state of Minnesota who can't cook for shit. I just didn't want to believe it.

My ancestors are crying, and the land itself is crying out for vengeance. Nick, never pretend to cook Southern food ever again. This revolts all my senses.

My wife is from "the north" and I can say, all those fucking northerners always think they know exactly what southern food is, how to cook it, etc. Then they can't tell you what NC BBQ vs Memphis BBQ is, try to give you raspberry tea when you think you're about to get southern sweet tea, inform you how they don't know what grits are and have never heard of okra before, etc. Nothing against them, they just have no clue what our cuisine is like to the point where they can't really even discuss it because they have the terminology wrong at a very basic level.

 

[Major]

Plz no bully, I still don't understand how the balldo works... I understand that you put your balls into it somehow but then i don't understand exactly how the rest goes.
I heard PPP sorta explain it on the Kino Casino but I don't get it.
Unironically, make it make sense for me.
Everytime i read the word Balldo i am confused as to what it does or how it works.

you put the balldo encased balls in to the vagina as if it were your cock while your actual cock flops limply at a weird angle. It's retarded

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

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Food is ready!​

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THANKS DADDY!

 

[Third World Aristocrat]

Dude acts tough, saying things like "I'll always make them lose," only to talk about self-deletion soon after. Pathetic.

 

[Guntkvd]

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Food is ready!​

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soon

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

Whoa buddy!

 

[KebabShopSauce]

Whoa buddy!

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Begging for attention from Kasparian now? What an embarrassing cokehead skelly he is. Funniest thing she could do is ignore him.

 

[Gorton Colu]

My wife is from "the north" and I can say, all those fucking northerners always think they know exactly what southern food is, how to cook it, etc. Then they can't tell you what NC BBQ vs Memphis BBQ is, try to give you raspberry tea when you think you're about to get southern sweet tea, inform you how they don't know what grits are and have never heard of okra before, etc. Nothing against them, they just have no clue what our cuisine is like to the point where they can't really even discuss it because they have the terminology wrong at a very basic level.

The only people more ignorant are West coast faggots (its not your fault, yall hardly ever venture further East).

I go out west and my friends invite me to a "barbecue" and I show up to see hamburgers and hotdogs on an open grill. I was disappointed.

 

[Kipersonapiscesotter]

How does Balldo reconcile saying he is "busy" all the time when all he seems to do is hang around in random chats of people he once associated with?

I understand, Lord Balldo, you think if these guys had sweeped harder for you that your reputation wouldn't be shot. It still would be.

Nick's cope over addiction is just that; cope. He was drinking non stop and snorting cocaine like most people breathe. I don't subscribe to the disease aspect and I think it's always a choice, but it for sure plays with your pleasure, reward, stress and risk responses. Is it such a fucking L to say you lost control? It has to be better than "I was fine till everyone around me snitched" angle play he does.

 

[Pelican Bones]

Whoa buddy!

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Nick... buddy... for real now...

I know we like to have a good laugh at you but come on. That ain't happening.

 

[Third World Aristocrat]

Whoa buddy!

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Now that April left the Balldo Bunker, Rekieta is in search of another woman's attention.

He also tweets about how he is was suicidal.

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[Kipersonapiscesotter]

Begging for attention from Kasparian now? What an embarrassing cokehead skelly he is. Funniest thing she could do is ignore him.

You just know he is setting up the sex swing already and ordering viagra

 

[Gorton Colu]

How does Balldo reconcile saying he is "busy" all the time when all he seems to do is hang around in random chats of people he once associated with?

For once, he is not lying here. He is busy; he is busy being a faggot.

Takes a lot of time and dedication to be his level of retarded. I would invite you to be more appreciative of his efforts.