Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Obnoxious Asshole]

When cocaine wears off, do you know if you become really low energy and out of it?

Yes.

 

[Tiger Jack]

Is Nick the one using the puppet?
Is that what his defence is going to be? "I never said any of that, the puppet did. You can't prove that was me!"

 

[AnOminous]

Ethan Ralph has a warrant out for his arrest. It's from Stearns County, which means this likely refers to the Aaron Imholte hearing where Aaron was in jail that Ralph broadcast, not the Rekieta omnibus hearing:

It probably has more to do with him actually engaging in witness intimidation and harassing Aaron. Maybe not even while he was in Minnesota but afterwards. In any event, it definitely has to do with Aaron. That doesn't mean Nick isn't an accessory. In fact, according to pigtits, it does.

I'm trying but having to listen to those four spastic faggots who accompany him takes its toll on my mind.

They don't really have to do that. Just get in contact with the Mexican authorities and if they decide he's an undesirable they can throw him out on their own. Then extradite him from wherever in the U.S. he goes back to.

Nick now claims he can fight everybody, and that it is Aaron who is the pitiful one.

I want to see Balldoskelly take a punch to the face.

He's taken huge balls to the chin hundreds of times, he probably thinks it's just the same thing.

I mean seriously, what is this limp-wristed flailing skelly homo going to do? Say "oh thtop you bad man" and then swing one of his dishrag arms at you and slap you like the fairy he is?

 

[Vibralldo]

"I'm not intoxicated"
-Nick while clearly intoxicated

The New Zealander cohost is even implying he sounds like he's on coke

 

[Fapcop]

“I-Ahm shtone shober guys!”

How WEIRD and FUNNY that he sounds drunk as f?!

 

[part timer]

Is Nick the one using the puppet?
Is that what his defence is going to be? "I never said any of that, the puppet did. You can't prove that was me!"

He's not on camera as far as I'm aware, can't wait for the moment he decides to switch the phone camera on

 

[Procrastinhater]

"I'm not washted guysh I've had noshthing to drink for monthsh."
He says slurring and slurping.

Lmfao another guy is trying to wrangle this faggot now because he can see how bad it is for him.

"The BALLDO ISH JUSHST FUNNY I DID IT FOR YOU ASSHOLES!"

 

[Mandatory User Name]

Nick has regressed to being a dabbleverse alog, something no one knew existed until a few months ago. But more than that, Aaron only has a thread here because of his relation to Nick, barely anyone on this site gives a fuck about him and nothing Nick can say could make Aaron a more interesting lolcow than himself.

It reminds me of EVS @FROG, Dick, Vito and Riley attempting to turn Eric July into a lolcow to move attention off their own failings, it's never going to work, Aaron is fucking boring and his alogs are degenerates and pedophiles.

 

[Fletch_still_lives]

He wants 8k before years end

 

[not william stenchever]

He's not on camera as far as I'm aware, can't wait for the moment he decides to switch the phone camera on

It would be hilarious if he does that and reveals with his schnoz that he has one again checked on Lady Crackets.

 

[dustnight]

Rekieta has joined Patrick Melton's stream

EDIT: Rekieta, unprompted, brought up the Spaghettios story and is seething about it.

Why is he talking like jimmy neutron's dad?

 

[Schpoots]

Oh my god. This is a shower call. He's in the tub.

 

[AnOminous]

“I-Ahm shtone shober guys!”

How WEIRD and FUNNY that he sounds drunk as f?!

"I SHWEAR TO DRUNK I'M NOT GAWD!"

 

[Third World Aristocrat]

Rekieta sounds maniac.

Doesn't he think that this “God, I wish I was on coke” “joke” could be used against him in sentencing?

 

[Goku 1000000 O]

And now Nick is trying to pin him as a Narcissist. God, how boring.

Also yeah thats not a cold, lmao.

 

[Mandatory User Name]

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"I'm not washted guysh I've had noshthing to drink for monthsh."
He says slurring and slurping.

Lmfao another guy is trying to wrangle this faggot now because he can see how bad it is for him.

"The BALLDO ISH JUSHST FUNNY I DID IT FOR YOU ASSHOLES!"

Nick will never be truly complete until he can admit that he did the Balldo for himself and it was only ever for himself.

 

[DickMain]

Nick now claims he can fight everybody, and that it is Aaron who is the pitiful one.

I want to see Balldoskelly take a punch to the face.

Please, God, if you give me anything next year, give me a Sektur vs Drama Alert boxing exhibition, with the first promo match being Booger vs Nick. I will never ask for anything for as long as I draw breath.

 

[Vibralldo]

Nick talking about how his voice has changed because he's gone through "muh trauma"

Also admits he still talks to April and will "say hi" for a superchatter

He has no filter anymore, pure lolcow kino

 

[Strix454]

Dammit Nick We Just Lost The Kids!

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

Now April is sending super chats, lmao
What the fuck is going on in the Balldoverse? Is Nick breaking down entirely?