Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Major]

April wrote in the chat that Nick doesn't want to be with her, but she loves him.

she's got no where else to go. Of course she loves him. Like a stray dog loves the hand that feeds it (cocaine)

 

[Pitbull Victim]

Rekieta claims he has proof that Aaron reads Nick's Kiwi Farms thread and jerks off to it: "WHAT A CUCK!"

Melton actually asked him to specify if he was being serious and Nick said "YES!"

EDIT: REKIETA EXPLICITLY CONFIRMS APRIL WAS HIS GIRLFRIEND BUT THEY BROKE UP!

The puppet after getting that out of him asked if she lived in the second house and Rekieta stammered out that he doesn't talk about that, in other words she's still living there.

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There really is a past Rekieta tweet for everything.

 

[Hellion]

It's a good thing that April was there in chat as a corroborating source for Nick's drunken rantings, there's no way any of this information could hurt Nick or April in any of their numerous court cases.

FUNNY and WEIRD how they always seem to be on social media at the same time, huh?

 

[You're MDNWU]

Nick saw Ralph's arrest warrant and immediately knew he had to one up him to secure LoTY.

Congrats on the early win, Nick! This stream surely won't backfire!

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

Sounds like the jerkcops and his jerkwife made Nick split up with his favourite gal pal.
True love is illegal in the state of Minnesota.

And his jerkenablers jerkparents, no doubt.

 

[Nate Higgers]

It's a good thing that April cannot have children of her own.

After doing all that cocaine? Echoes of DePalma’s Scarface

 

[USAroXX]

...the cops and everybody who watched cokestream.

BODYCAMERA

 

[part timer]

In Cracket's absolutely graceful closing remark, he claims Aaron reads Nick's Kiwifarms thread shortly before jerking off.

We are supposed to believe Crackets was stone cold sober throughout this, by the way.

 

[Null]

Rekieta has joined Patrick Melton's stream

[referencing April Imholt] Some Fag: "She has two little cupholders at home."

Melton and his freak friends should all be crucified or burned alive or something.

 

[Fapcop]

How long until Nick and April start OF? They are both addicted to attention. Nick about April's vagina: "that thing is awesome".

FFFUCK YES!!

Any farmers good with photoshop? Can I count on you glorious bastards to photoshop gross skelly Nick out of any pics where April is getting railed?!

 

[uhoh spaghettios]

Everyone on this stream should be beaten to a pulp.

 

[Fapcop]

In Cracket's absolutely graceful closing remark, he claims Aaron reads Nick's Kiwifarms thread shortly before jerking off.

We are supposed to believe Crackets was stone cold sober throughout this, by the way.
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G-guys?! How come Nick does the exact same jokes he always used to do when he was drunk and high?!

It kinda makes you think!

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

[referencing April Imholt] Some Fag: "She has two little cupholders at home."

Melton and his freak friends should all be crucified or burned alive or something.

 

[BigPeanut]

Ethanol Liver Ralph

What the fuck. I’ve been following the sektur for like 8 years and never saw this one before and it’s genius

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

Nick says he has never seen a minnesota 6...

So is he saying MN women are all above, or all below? I mean, either he's blind or he just insulted tf out of his wife and his "ex" girlfriend.

 

[Captain Manning]

Nick saw Ralph's arrest warrant and immediately knew he had to one up him to secure LoTY.

Ralph isn't even a nominee, and there's no way that by itself would make him one.

I do suspect he may have went on this stream because Aaron just got another W from that arrest warrant against Ralph though. He seethed and needed to figure out a way to hit back.

I also believe the pig is lying, and Nick is absolutely giving Ralph marching orders. Including ones that are meant to fuck with Aaron.

Hell, I've been sitting on this one, but I now think Nick may very well have asked Ralph to threaten @elb into taking down Killstream videos. When that didn't shut her down/up, he moved to a more direct method (which also has not worked).

 

[Mandatory User Name]

Everyone on this stream should be beaten to a pulp.

It's Hard to find anything salvageable in this dumpster fire but it sure is fun to watch.

Spoiler

 

[Procrastinhater]

They planted the safe? Really? Or just made it up? How come we never heard this coke-fueled schizo lie before?

I really want to see this drunken skelly fight this all the way, and get up on the stand stinking of whiskey in a shirt he's worn for three days and try to argue that its all a conspiracy, the cops smuggled that safe and 26g of cocaine into his house, and they're the ones that exposed his child to crack.

I want to see him make all these excuses in front of the Judge, but I bet he doesn't have the balls.

 

[Beeeeeejams]

What an absolute fucking disaster. He can't help himself!

 

[dustnight]

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She's with the Balldo, not happening.