🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

[Atomic Ant]

I want to personally thank Dick "Daxi Pad" Masterson for being the visionary who convinced Ralph that what the Killstream needed, more than anything, to become a mainstream and respectable podcast, was a webcam.

 

[Penis]

Reminds me of cans.wav, but fatter and more retarded

 

[Hellion]

God, it's so good to laugh at a cow where there aren't children in imminent danger.

One of the quickest karmic slap-downs I've ever seen. Slapstick, in fact.

 

[WonderWino]

Only alcoholics leave their empties everywhere. I know computers are addictive and there's not really space for everything, but pick up the trash off the floor.

Alcoholics? Pffft I like to think of him using them as piss bottles. Its the way of the road after all. Plus it makes him falling into a bunch of half filled piss bottles all the more hilarious

Plus it makes sense. I mean every minute not spent in front of his PC is a minute he could be begging for superchats. Makes sense he'd have his dick in a bottle the whole time

 

[6MillionCoofs]

"Juurshuaa Potter wishes he could afford a chair this awesome "

I mean chair that will break to try and murder you by impaling you on your own piss bottles does seem like an awesome chair

 

[3MMA]

Dance Gunt Dance. Then, “…Fuck them cohck suckerz, fuck kiway fahrms, fuck everybody anti-Rekieta, ah don’t give a fuuuck. Fuck Aaron Imholte, I guarantee yew, ya know, me n April, I don’t wanna climb in on Rekeita’s space but we hit it off pretty well, I’ll juss, uhhh, yew have no rizz, yew have no talent.”

ETA: music lyrics are, “smack my horse up.”

 

[GaryGray]

Coming to a barn near you! Pillstream: The Musical

This is not a pillstream but an experience.
*Bless those who send Ralph music during pillstreams it elevates the stream so much.

 

[Vernon Dozier]

Now Ralph can't leave Mexico.
Hahahaha

I hope he’s forced to flee farther south maybe into the Mexican wilderness, or even Guatemala!

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

Coming to a barn near you! Pillstream: The Musical
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This is not a pillstream but an experience.
*Bless those who send Ralph music during pillstreams it elevates the stream so much.

The state of Minnesota is offering you free room and board Kang. You’d be a fool not to take it. Jail would be a paradise compared to a Mexican piss bunker.

 

[GhostSquad]

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In 30 seconds, Ralphachair WINS! FATALITY!

GAYDUR! THIS CHAIR IS A-LAWGIN ME GAYDUR. FIRST MY WAIF FAITH, THEN MANTSU, NOW DIS CHAIR. FUCK THIS CHAIR. FUCK U BISHHHH. FUCK GAMER CHAIRS. LETS GOOOOOOOOO!

 

[lester]

It seems he's hopeful.
Maybe get some time in the can and some bbc in the can too. More play than he's got in a while. Five star days bish.

 

[ATandTism]

Like an RLM skit

 

[make_it_so]

lol he fell out of his chair... so many bottles clanking

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Fucking Crocs? Seriously, Ralph?

 

[The Polaroid Man]

Et tu, Ralphasella? - JCaesar187

 

[Vibralldo]

lol he fell out of his chair... so many bottles clanking

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Piss is probably everywhere

Also, lol, calling Sean fat while he falls out of his chair

 

[lIllllIiiiiLLLLiiiiIIIIll]

I like that the Meigh audio confirms he pees in those bottles too, so we can be fairly confident he fell into his own pee.

 

[Hey Johnny Bravo]

Only alcoholics leave their empties everywhere. I know computers are addictive and there's not really space for everything, but pick up the trash off the floor.

Even when I was drinking a liter of vodka a day, I still cleaned up. I would at least hide the empties. Leaving bottles around is simply lazy.

 

[Maldron the Assassin]

Man, he is getting through chairs at a rate of knots.
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It was only December 2022 when the last Ralphachair perished.

Note the same bottles.wav immediately afterwards.

Thanks, I've been looking for this. The version on Youtube is totally fucked up.

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

Ethan Ralph has a warrant for his arrest out in Stearns County, Minnesota

Is there a bounty? Could we go to Mexico..but a pack of Xannies under a box and trap him and take him to Stearns and get a couple of Thousand?

 

[HahaYes]