Anna o' Brien / Glitter + Lazers / GlitterandLazers - Fat, drunk, consoomer attention whore who would rather eat and drink herself to death than endure a single negative emotion

[Stroppy Trollop]

Seriously, her tits are just gross. Way to make everyone uncomfortable and have to avert their eyes because you, the fashion influencer, don't know how to dress yourself properly.

And this lame-ass magic show is the big reward for all of Jon's hard work? Zero sympathy for that shameless whore--he gets what he deserves.

 

[The Queen of Autists]

Seriously, her tits are just gross. Way to make everyone uncomfortable and have to avert their eyes because you, the fashion influencer, don't know how to dress yourself properly.

And this lame-ass magic show is the big reward for all of Jon's hard work? Zero sympathy for that shameless whore--he gets what he deserves.

The Magic Castle is actually really, really cool. Like she said you have to know somebody to get invited in, you can’t just go. They have different magicians all around doing tricks for you in different rooms and you get in through a bookshelf that opens up into the wall. They have dining and drinks and all that and it’s just a really fun atmosphere and then you get to go see the magic show which is always a good one because it’s where magicians like to go to see magic so they choose good ones to perform. I’ve been twice and would love to go back one day, anybody would enjoy it.

 

[Barbarella]

Anna thinks if she likes it, everybody will. Her “team” is Jon and her long-suffering friend Tracey, who we only ever see when Anna coughs up for some trip. Can you imaging flying 4 hours to see a magic show, then probably having to spend time in a hotel room while your boss/friend gets scalp treatments to try to undo years of damage from never washing, then goes to her scam doctor? What did Tracey and Jon do while she was at appointments, watch TV?

Jon maybe thinks he has a cushy gig. I don’t know what she pays him but he doesn’t have to work much and she likely gives him a salary over an hourly wage. Still, if she wants to thank him for filming her perpetual twirling and dancing in ugly clothes, a bonus is more appropriate. She’s too narcissistic to think that somebody might not like what she does.

Is Tracey “on the team” or just a friend who gets this trip, and if it’s just a girls trip, where’s Jon’s bonus?

It’s hard to believe sometimes that people like Anna actually exist unironically.

 

[pink cigarettes]

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Jesus, Anna. It's "look-see" not "looksie." This is your job, Miss Type-A professional college grad

 

[ParasiteSteve]

That Brad Pitt story sounds very pathetic and sad. I hope nobody takes the obvious bait and asks her to elaborate.

Aw, spoil sport. I hope she spins some nice lies out of it. I doubt anyone, no matter how low the pay and entry exam, would confuse Anna as some sort of threat. Maybe to the fridge, but not to the VIP. I would pay her money to see her try to scale a 7foot wall.

 

[xogossipgorl]

I had to Google those holiday cups because I couldn't understand all the ad copy and time spent letting people know the cup they throw in the trash when they're done drinking the coffee looks different for a while. Even the little wrapper thingy is different and that's never happened before!
But it's a cup you buy to keep and I feel stupid. Not as stupid as Anna should feel for being so serious about the wonder of them, though.

And can you imagine trying on a blouse and the button placket won't reach past the sides of your tits and you say, yep, it fits!
It's the same with robes! They need to at least meet in the middle, but the sides overlap on normal sized people.

 

[OttoWest]

Aw, spoil sport. I hope she spins some nice lies out of it. I doubt anyone, no matter how low the pay and entry exam, would confuse Anna as some sort of threat. Maybe to the fridge, but not to the VIP. I would pay her money to see her try to scale a 7foot wall.

I don’t know. If a drunk and braying 600 lb woman in see-through leggings tried scaling a security wall, even those ex-Mossad bodyguards might be a bit nervous.

Because imagine if she fell and you were standing right beneath.

 

[ghjoigcbn]

I had to Google those holiday cups because I couldn't understand all the ad copy and time spent letting people know the cup they throw in the trash when they're done drinking the coffee looks different for a while. Even the little wrapper thingy is different and that's never happened before!
But it's a cup you buy to keep and I feel stupid. Not as stupid as Anna should feel for being so serious about the wonder of them, though.

And can you imagine trying on a blouse and the button placket won't reach past the sides of your tits and you say, yep, it fits!
It's the same with robes! They need to at least meet in the middle, but the sides overlap on normal sized people.

No, starbucks holiday cups are just the paper cups in different designs. During the holiday season they put your drink in those instead of normal looking cups. They are disposable trash. The hype is just consumerist marketing … your cup being colorful is supposed to bring you some holiday joy..

 

[glass_houses]

No, starbucks holiday cups are just the paper cups in different designs. During the holiday season they put your drink in those instead of normal looking cups. They are disposable trash. The hype is just consumerist marketing … your cup being colorful is supposed to bring you some holiday joy..

So basically the adult version of buying paper cups with insert-popular-character-here printed on them for a kid's birthday party.

 

[xogossipgorl]

No, starbucks holiday cups are just the paper cups in different designs. During the holiday season they put your drink in those instead of normal looking cups. They are disposable trash. The hype is just consumerist marketing … your cup being colorful is supposed to bring you some holiday joy..

Are you serious? I admit I didn't google far but there were actual mugs from previous years so I assumed these were ceramic collectibles. That just makes it so much worse. That's so mentally fat.

I'd like to hear the Brad Pitt driveway story, too, and especially read the comments of people assuring her that happened.

 

[Angry New Ager]

How Christmas Sweaters REALLY Look on Different Body Shapes | Plus Size Try-On Haul​

I've never seen uglier shit.
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My takeaway from this vid:

Anna's been getting feedback from fatties who don't like how short these sweaters are, because unlike Anna, they like to keep their flub decently covered. And lesbereal, most of the women who are going to pay $45 for an ugly holiday sweater are not 20-somethings; they are moms and grandmas (and the occasional cat/dog lady aunt) over the age of 35.

Anna thought that most plus-size sweaters being tunic-length is a bad thing, and something forced on fat women as punishment, rather than the manufacturers offering more of what fat women consistently buy. Anna likes shorter sweaters; therefore her fans would be grateful for her offering them. (This is part of the design she probably had direct input into, which is why she's so defensive about it.)

The women serving as models are all wearing sweaters that fit (even if they appear unflatteringly short on most of them), and we know what sizes they're wearing, but Anna's sweater is way too tight, and she never tells us what size it is.

Honestly, this whole vid reeks of, "Jollidays has already received indications that this collection is not going to be a rousing success, and Anna won't get to 'design' another collection next year if it fails, so Anna is trying to remedy it by telling her audience that short sweaters are actually great and what fat women want, and she's sorry those who disagree have issues with their bodies, but they're wrong."

 

[The Queen of Autists]

I blame the company making the sweatshirts more than Anna. They knew she wasn’t a real designer and they would know women don’t want short ass sweaters that expose their fupas. They should have let her do the designs but not the shape of the sweater. So if it fails I say it’s more on them. Hopefully they make them to order and don’t have a bunch of premade stock going to waste. They will look great in Africa once the remains get shipped over there lol. Van santa in Nigeria!

 

[glass_houses]

I blame the company making the sweatshirts more than Anna. They knew she wasn’t a real designer and they would know women don’t want short ass sweaters that expose their fupas. They should have let her do the designs but not the shape of the sweater. So if it fails I say it’s more on them. Hopefully they make them to order and don’t have a bunch of premade stock going to waste. They will look great in Africa once the remains get shipped over there lol. Van santa in Nigeria!

But are these jumpers all that different from the other tacky jumpers that this company sells? It honestly looks to me like all they did was make the same basic jumper with different designs, and scaled up some.

Honestly, I think that they will sell as well as any other tacky holiday garment. People don't buy that sort of thing to be comfortable in. They wear it to Christmas parties and strip it off the moment they get through the door.

 

[ghjoigcbn]

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Are you serious? I admit I didn't google far but there were actual mugs from previous years so I assumed these were ceramic collectibles. That just makes it so much worse. That's so mentally fat.

I'd like to hear the Brad Pitt driveway story, too, and especially read the comments of people assuring her that happened.

Yes. They sell all kinds of holiday mugs and travel cups. But the “holiday cups” that she is talking about are paper cups. The little white badge on it is for the barista to write on with their marker. They do it every year, they change out the design during nov/ dec and hype up their holiday drinks. In fact a few years ago there was a controversy because the holiday cups were just red with no christmas-y designs. Whether this was some weird marketing stunt or people were really mad about “the war on Christmas” because they didnt have reindeers on their paper Starbucks cups, i have no idea.

 

[No Thank You v 2.0]

Re Brad Pitt’s driveway:

Spoiler: TMI

When my cousin was young, she was a backup dancer on Disney shows and commercials and shit like that. She was doing a shoot at some mansion down in LA, and she and my other cousin got lost on the way. This was before smartphones, so they stopped in someone’s driveway to use the intercom to ask the security guard how to get to their destination. It turns out that driveway and intercom lead to the Playboy Mansion. I trust that she was telling the truth, but if not, I don’t really care.

I believe Anna’s Brad Pitt story is probably very close to my cousin’s story.

If any of this is true, I assume Anna was shunned at a party, so she took off with a bottle of malt liquor (or more likely a 32oz bottle of Corona, which is not a 40, and is not malt liquor, but dumbasses who wish they were from the ‘hood will act like it’s very gangster of them) and wandered around the neighborhood until a security guard asked her who the fuck she was and what she was doing there. She may have heard him intercom something like “Mr Pitt, should we get the hose?” and then assumed from there it must be Brad.

 

[Jizzrag]

From Reddit

Spoiler: Comments

 

[Even more 8008135]

She's such a pissy bitch. She HATES being called out on her bullshit.

 

[Din Djarin]

I hate to possibly defend Anna just a bit, there are little "tube" like wraps that they have you wear when you get a facial at some spas. But they are Velcro in the back and are made for normal size humans, so I suspect she had that, it wouldn't close and then needed the robe to cover the back. The wraps aren't super long though, so I'm going to hope and pray she kept some pants on.

 

[I call shenanigans]

In fact a few years ago there was a controversy because the holiday cups were just red with no christmas-y designs. Whether this was some weird marketing stunt or people were really mad about “the war on Christmas” because they didnt have reindeers on their paper Starbucks cups, i have no idea.

Was that the year marketers tried to cancel “Christmas “ by any chance. I recall the uproar in Australia where the word Christmas was taken off of Christmas trees, decorations etc in stores. It was the dumbest marketing strategy, trying to appeal to the non-Christian population that actually was very insulting to the Christian population. Even a lot of the non-Christians aren’t offended by the Christ in Christmas. They just don’t care as long as they get holidays, food with family, and presents. The history of it doesn’t matter to them that much.

As for the knitwear, most people over about 25 don’t want cropped jumpers and cardigans. Jumpers and cardigans are generally for warmth so having cropped ones is counterintuitive. If they were being designed for summer wear then cropped is fine, but the tight knit would then be out of place. They are an all around failure for me.

 

[Dr. Armchair]

My favourite bit was when Anna said “and each of these girls has a different body” 4.44 timestamp.

i know she meant body type but it was so dumb it made me laugh. how hard is it to write a voiceover script that makes sense?