Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Gorton Colu]

Everyone knows that Nick is a coked out lush cuckold except his baldowashers. Even Nick the knows truth of his existence.

 

[Kipersonapiscesotter]

If you were already found with coke and you are under testing for CPS. Could just the shower call and the retarded xeets be used as probable cause for another search?
Could the CPS just drive to his home to check without even using a warrant?

It depends what conditions he is currently under. Fixed or random inspections.

Balldo, in mere hours, has suggested a conspiracy against him, forgets he was originally arrested after his cokestream and then tells someone on X the Judge doesn't care if April joins court meetings from his studio.

Balldo, you realise that doesn't sound like much of a conspiracy, right? In a conspiracy the government uses any possible thing to nail you. But now they don't care?

 

[Fapcop]

Just a wild guess at what’s going on here between the fucking BIZARRE and gross public thirstposting between a married man and his sidepiece, and Nicks drunken and coked up appearance on a pedophiles stream.

6 weeks before now: Increasing tension at Fort Balldo. Kayla, in between being pilled out, is pretty fucking tired of having another woman in her house. Nick is a useless cuck. April tries to make Nick dump Kayla but she’s a dumbass and fails.

One week ago: Kayla won. The Slampiece has left the building. April starts tweeting, she’s done, starting over, be kind blah blah.

3-4 Days prior: Nicks trad dad cooking stream. With Kayla in a slightly better mood, Nick tries to “own” the haters. “See?!? Wife and kids are still here!”

Today/Yesterday YOU ARE HERE: Kayla is less pilled out than usual. Dim awareness of husband being a pathetic cuck. Moves in with her parents for the weekend. Nick realizing how much he might have to pay in an alimony gets drunk and high. April realizing she may have a shot starts tweeting like a horny teenager. Nick does the pedo stream because that’s the kind of smart decisions he makes when he’s drunk.

 

[Vibralldo]

Rekieta and April are acting like horny teenagers on Twitter:

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Spoiler: Continuation

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"The parts about you and I, at least. The rest kinda sucks.*
She's obviously throwing shade at Kayla

Even if this is some kind of gay op, Kayla shouldn't stand for this and leave if she isn't already

 

[Third World Aristocrat]

You have to remember that they're completely insane and have no idea what's in their best interests because of their severe mental illness.

Being honest, Rekieta admitted on that stream about being a cuckhold exhibitionist, so I think they really are getting off making all these sexual innuendos in public.

 

[DickMain]

April and Nick exchange tweets about why Kayla hasn't left him yet:
"why should kayla stay with you" - Random X User
"I have no idea." - Nick

Lolcow of the year and husband of the year. Are there more award categories he can go for?

Just a wild guess at what’s going on here between the fucking BIZARRE and gross public thirstposting between a married man and his sidepiece, and Nicks drunken and coked up appearance on a pedophiles stream.

I think you're onto something here, Detective Fapcop.

 

[Lemondale]

Is there any chance that that that nick shoots his family and/or april? i mean he is getting insane everyday, i cant seem to get it out of my mind.

 

[Gorilla Milk]

Is there any chance that that that nick shoots his family and/or april? i mean he is getting insane everyday, i cant seem to get it out of my mind.

Doubtful, because he doesn't have the guns anymore.. They would have seized his firearms during the raid as evidence since owning firearms and having drugs is a serious felony...

 

[FedPostalService]

Guys, I’m beginning to think that being a member of a drug fuelled polycule mightn’t be a very intelligent life choice.

 

[AnOminous]

Could the CPS just drive to his home to check without even using a warrant?

CPS is not a police agency. It is an administrative agency. Arguably, it has more power than it should, but it needs the muscle of the state, like actual cops, to carry out its coercive functions.

 

[AltisticRight]

What the fuck. I’ve been following the sektur for like 8 years and never saw this one before and it’s genius

Earliest mention: https://kiwifarms.st/threads/ethan-...killstream-tequila-sunrise.16672/post-7421419

Plz no bully, I still don't understand how the balldo works... I understand that you put your balls into it somehow but then i don't understand exactly how the rest goes.
I heard PPP sorta explain it on the Kino Casino but I don't get it.
Unironically, make it make sense for me.
Everytime i read the word Balldo i am confused as to what it does or how it works.

You asked for it, nerd.

 

[MechanicusAdmin]

I'm impressed the prosecution is letting these co-defendants conspire like that.

I like to imagine they're all sitting around watching this go down whilst chanting "Dig it more! Get more shovels!"
Sure are making this easier for them.

 

[Stiffy]

Retard dabbleverse puppet question "Nick does Aaron know what your cum tastes like?"
Nick "Yes"
Sorry I don't have the time stamp, but Nick did say that.
I think Nick is threatening blackmail with videos he recorded.
This really is going to end with some kind of murder suicide mystery on a future Dateline NBC isn't it?

 

[SaltyFanta]

Is there any chance that that that nick shoots his family and/or april? i mean he is getting insane everyday, i cant seem to get it out of my mind.

I'm pretty sure they took his guns if that's any consolation. But I suppose other types of murder suicides are possible, Nick already seems to have a little experience in drugging kids so he'd probably go with that.

 

[Canard]

Is there any chance that that that nick shoots his family and/or april? i mean he is getting insane everyday, i cant seem to get it out of my mind.

No guns. And I don't think he even knows how to use one. Plus that shaking means he would miss anyway...

 

[Rodeo Roadrunner]

Being honest, Rekieta admitted on that stream about being a cuckhold exhibitionist, so I think they really are getting off making all these sexual innuendos in public.
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"I don't want weirdos watching me have sex. Well actually that's not true."
Not even 1 second later he corrects himself, it is an instant backtrack. I have never seen a walkback that fast. It almost sounds like an edit it is so fast he corrects himself.

And it is one thing to be on twitter saying stupid shit, or insinuating weird shit with half-jokes and stuff, but you are now saying on a pedophile's show that you are an exhibitionist and you want people to watch you have sex. I know you don't care about your kids but come on man what are your kids going to think when they hear that, especially your 17-year old son? You think he is going to think you are some cool dad having sex in public with strangers?

 

[Permanent Resident Cope]

Multiple references to the word INTEGRITY over the past few days. I bet that was used on them recently and really annoyed them to hear.

 

[repentance]

I know you don't care about your kids but come on man what are your kids going to think when they hear that, especially your 17-year old son? You think he is going to think you are some cool dad having sex in public with strangers?

Remember that Nick resents his parents not telling him about their sex life. He probably assumes his kids are voyeuristic, too.

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

Here's Nick saying he has a letter from the district attorney

Proof positive Nick is a legal idiot. There's no "District Attorney" in MN. There are County Attorneys, the MN Attorney General (state level), and the U.S. Attorney for the District of Minnesota.

Yeah, casual observers use "district attorney" for everything, but Nick is supposedly a lawyer in MN for 9 years.

https://www.findlaw.com/criminal/criminal-legal-help/minnesota-district-attorneys.html (skipping all the primary sites for MN prosecutors, but if you go you can see there is a USA, an AG, and county attorneys)

You can't introduce April telling other people as evidence of it. It's hearsay.

it's not hearsay if the person (allegedly) involved is testifying. In that case, it's testimonial evidence.

Just a wild guess at what’s going on here between the fucking BIZARRE and gross public thirstposting between a married man and his sidepiece, and Nicks drunken and coked up appearance on a pedophiles stream.

6 weeks before now: Increasing tension at Fort Balldo. Kayla, in between being pilled out, is pretty fucking tired of having another woman in her house. Nick is a useless cuck. April tries to make Nick dump Kayla but she’s a dumbass and fails.

One week ago: Kayla won. The Slampiece has left the building. April starts tweeting, she’s done, starting over, be kind blah blah.

3-4 Days prior: Nicks trad dad cooking stream. With Kayla in a slightly better mood, Nick tries to “own” the haters. “See?!? Wife and kids are still here!”

Today/Yesterday YOU ARE HERE: Kayla is less pilled out than usual. Dim awareness of husband being a pathetic cuck. Moves in with her parents for the weekend. Nick realizing how much he might have to pay in an alimony gets drunk and high. April realizing she may have a shot starts tweeting like a horny teenager. Nick does the pedo stream because that’s the kind of smart decisions he makes when he’s drunk.

I think it's more mundane - Nick tearfully post-coitally tells April he just can't, he has a family, he's miserable in his marriage to the inept star trek zombie, but my kids. They go like 3, maybe 4, days "broken up." Nick blocks her on his phone, drunkenly swears he loves her but he just can't (again), says "fly, butterfly, be free. I will always hope the best for you. And yes you can live 100 yards from me in my family in my and my wife's house, but I just can't." One day passes, April starts weird-posting, they start up this increasing gross sex play publicly, with a few surreptitious " I love you" "I love you but I can't" exchanges + sexts on Signal under different handles. Nick again says "I can't." April, emboldened but still blocked, amps up the public "you hate her, she's awful, I love you, I would never get old and gross and have a destroyed body or watch star trek, soul mates, I am strongk and independent and I will suck every drop of liquid out of your body everyday on command,"and Nick (also publicly) encourages her codependency.

Kayla's eyes roll back in her head and she passes out again.

"Mom! Mom? Mom?!"

 

[Fapcop]

I love you, I would never get old and gross and have a destroyed body or watch star trek, soul mates, I am strongk and independent and I will suck every drop of liquid out of your body everyday on command

I mean… That is a pretty good sales pitch!