Patrick Alan Melton / Nobody Likes Onions / "THE QUEEN!!" - Obese STMS a-log, "Dabbleverse" creep, "jokes" about children starting an OnlyFans (at 15), scouts X to find photos of them, offers child vocalised TTS. Argued for "ethical generative AI CP", conceded awkwardly with a laugh amid backlash.

It seems to be a recurring theme in Citizen M(AP)'s online world:
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Hated in the very subreddit he probably expects adoration.

I have a strong suspicion that a new sock account will soon appear in this thread, it may try to integrate for a few posts but will eventually revert to sperging. The question on my mind is; would Melton go to the same lengths to defend Citizen M?
 
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Guntkvd said:
I watched 30 minutes, laughed once, and that's all on Bosco's stupidity. Karl's commentary adds nothing.
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Karl’s specialty is taking really funny clips and taking the entire soul out of them by needing to pause every 5 seconds to smile talk through why he thinks the clip is funny. He’s ruined many a fun moment on the podcast, without Chris and whatever guest of the week he has on I’m confident nobody would’ve ever gave a shit about the show to begin with, and roughly from the start of the year it’s been much more “Karl bitching” than usual, making it especially more unlistenable. I haven’t listened in a while, but I think he finally stopped having that ugly tranny on every single episode so I suppose that’s a plus.
 
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Buster Scruggs said:
Karl’s specialty is taking really funny clips and taking the entire soul out of them by needing to pause every 5 seconds to smile talk through why he thinks the clip is funny. He’s ruined many a fun moment on the podcast, without Chris and whatever guest of the week he has on I’m confident nobody would’ve ever gave a shit about the show to begin with, and roughly from the start of the year it’s been much more “Karl bitching” than usual, making it especially more unlistenable. I haven’t listened in a while, but I think he finally stopped having that ugly tranny on every single episode so I suppose that’s a plus.
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You mean Missy B? Yeah, I see Karl's reddit turned on her as well. Croc was the real talent and without him Karl is an ambient noise.
 
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Guntkvd said:
You mean Missy B? Yeah, I see Karl's reddit turned on her as well. Croc was the real talent and without him Karl is an ambient noise.
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There seems to be a thing where Karl will dump somebody if his support base turns hard on them. It happened with Vito.

I am mortified they haven't turned on Melton though. Like, holy shit.
 
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Guntkvd said:
You mean Missy B? Yeah, I see Karl's reddit turned on her as well. Croc was the real talent and without him Karl is an ambient noise.
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I think he might still have her on to agree when he’s calling cows narcissistic (he acts like her minoring in psychology actually means anything), but I was talking about Annie the tranny he had for a while as a replacement for Vic to read shitty reviews at the end of the show. He’s even got his own “who are these” styled podcast for video games that has guests who are even more nobodies than the average WATP co-host.
 
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Rocko said:
You need to get rid of your autism, dude.
Hate speech is a crime in Europe. And if KiwiFarms allows for these threads to be active, this website will get shut down faster than you can spell the word "pedo".
And by the by. If there was any validity to these claims, the guy would have been behind bars by now.
You young people really do not understand that prior to 20 years ago, pretty much every comedian joked about fucking kids.
The purpose of comedy is to poke the uncomfortable bear, so to speak, because having sex with kids isn't okay.
In America, you can joke about shit like that. And if you support free speech, you shouldn't go against somebody for exorcising his right to do so.
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I know, late, but this just came to my attention on Balldos thread.
Get a load of this faggot.
EU "Law"

You have no power here chomo.
 
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Procrastinhater said:
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I know, late, but this just came to my attention on Balldos thread.
Get a load of this faggot.
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You have no power here chomo.
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That's not the funniest part. The funniest part is that he apparently is under the impression it is a violation of EU law to call a pedo a pedo. Like it's a protected class.

And while EU law is certainly pretty cucked, I think even the EU might tell him to get fucked if he tried it.

He's banned now too.
 
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Desktop User2 said:
The boy - I understand he is 18 or something
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He's 30, Comedy Shaman said on a podcast, that's why he gets on well with him because they're the same age.
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Homie literally came back the second his thread ban expired. I refuse to believe this nigga's life is so hollow defending a fat guy is paramount. Like come the fuck on.
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Its extremely hollow, he spent 1k to see Melton in Vegas


He's gotta keep defending him because he feels cucked buying Melton a lot of brisket. I shit you not, he said Brisket


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Citizen M is/was Facebook friends with Aaron and April, he uses pics of their family members for his little clip channel.
It wouldn't surprise me if he supplied or pointed Melton in the right direction with information about the children, family, ex wife Ashley, Aprils ex boyfriend, Aarons current girlfriend.

One thing Citizen M always claims is he never lies.
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Maybe a decade ago, Baked Alaska did an interview where he said something to the affect of, "memes were a gateway to the alt right"

I find it headshakingly hilarious that THE QUEEN!! was so thirsty for clout, and relevance (after being starved for it for 20 years of obscurity) that he turned his "quirky, esoteric comedy podcast" into something that might land him with criminal charges.

His taste of clout, and relevance will be his potential gateway to Prison enjoyer, child


I just read that sentence, and realized how dumb, and naive I can be sometimes because I've written volumes about how much of an avaricious utter piece of whale shit THE QUEEN!! is......I mean- of course that nigga is going to scrape, and grab as much clout as he can no matter what.
 
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johnnynoname said:
Maybe a decade ago, Baked Alaska did an interview where he said something to the affect of, "memes were a gateway to the alt right"

I find it headshakingly hilarious that THE QUEEN!! was so thirsty for clout, and relevance (after being starved for it for 20 years of obscurity) that he turned his "quirky, esoteric comedy podcast" into something that might land him with criminal charges.

His taste of clout, and relevance will be his potential gateway to Prison enjoyer, child


I just read that sentence, and realized how dumb, and naive I can be sometimes because I've written volumes about how much of an avaricious utter piece of whale shit THE QUEEN!! is......I mean- of course that nigga is going to scrape, and grab as much clout as he can no matter what.
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I do wonder if THE QUEER!!! will have THE GUNT!!! treatment, when he went to Portugal?
 
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Windy Moors said:
Melton's chief defender has relinquished his post:
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I hope he didn't get embroiled with Nick and Patrick accessing Aaron's google account. E-Daddies are not worth going to prison for.
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I just wonder what process in his brain leads him to think mocking Melton for his pedophilic comments makes someone "mad at the internet".
 
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Melton's fake concern for April:
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We have evidence of Nick being emotionally abusive to Kayla and it wouldn't surprise me if he also physically abuses her justifying it as "kink" (this is shockingly common in the kink world). April has certainly hinted that "consensual" physical abuse is an aspect of her relationship with Nick.

I'm really not sure this is a wise path for Melton to go down if he thinks it's going to help Nick in any way.
 
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