Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Stiffy]

In my mind Aaron is the lesser of all these evils because he's at least publicly shown remorse for his selfish mistakes which have affected innocent children (his own/Nick's) and the future ramifications are still yet to be determined.
Nick as a narc is unrepentant that's just how he's wired, and nothing short of God bringing him to his knees is going to change that fact. April if that really is her on X being a lovesick teenager has feigned contrition in my opinion. It still comes across as a bit phony, and still very self centered. All about her, and she's of course the poor victim in this mess. Kayla is the X factor, because nobody really knows what is going on with her. She's not sperging out for the world to see like these other retards so I do give her credit for that.

 

[Watching Rekieta]

But if that happens to be taking a big thick one up your arse you probably don't want them sharing that on social media.

I don't think it's that that. She's projecting herself into that. She's imagining herself with her knees up. She's throwing a complement to skelly about a "big thick one."

She's still trying to work herself back in by reminding him of sex. She either will succeed or skelly will reap the whirlwind of Most Hated.

 

[TheButcherknight]

You can tell Balldo's been holding this in for a long time lmao. The vindictive nerd rage is glorious to behold.
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Pretty sure he shit all over andrew warsnowboard the Jilted lover (that lives near him) that chased after all the former female fans at matsuri and they all said he was stinky and weird. that guy isnt getting any nudes. I'll take shit that never happened for 500 Trebek.

 

[Fapcop]

He’s drunk again guys:



What does this even mean?!

 

[repentance]

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"well whatdya think about thaaat fancy lawyer man"
"THEy'RE BULLSHIT FUCKING LYING, that's not your height and that makes the warrant invalid!"
"yer right, I'm 6'2 bish"

He's never getting arrested if they're looking for someone 5'10".

I’ve been wondering if Nick convinced Kayla that he would get the kids due to her prescription drug use/abuse, and that’s why she hasn’t taken them and left.

I'm sure he has and she knows that even though he doesn't actually want the kids, his family would finance all the nannies and housekeepers necessary for him to get them and punish Kayla for leaving.

 

[Canard]

Spoiler: All warrant screenshots

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Ralph is only 111 kg?

 

[Stiffy]

She's either trolling, it's not actually her and this all a gayop by someone close to her to rile up people, or she is still living in the guest house on the property. These are some insane Xweets the last few days!!

 

[not william stenchever]

What does this even mean?!

He's probably thinking about how pornographers love to have black guys fuck redheads. He still can't stop thinking about the penises of other men. He probably thinks about them more after the first couple of generously proportioned drinks.

 

[Desktop User2]

He's probably thinking about how pornographers love to have black guys fuck redheads. He still can't stop thinking about the penises of other men. He probably thinks about them more after the first couple of generously proportioned drinks.

Nick immediately defaults to energii_king. He just cant stop thinking of former lovers cocks.

 

[Canard]

She's either trolling, it's not actually her and this all a gayop by someone close to her to rile up people, or she is still living in the guest house on the property. These are some insane Xweets the last few days!!

What is even going on. Like why are they using twitter for this? Not say any messaging app?

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

Kiwi Farms Lolcow Hall of Fame
We have to do it

I keep saying.

The Golden Balldo Lifetime Achievement award.

 

[Strix454]

He’s drunk again guys:

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What does this even mean?!

Translating from drunkenese:

He is saying that Jen Psaki looks like a man and that he stopped paying attention to her when she stopped doing press stuff for Obama.

Or else its some kind of gay black cuck fantasy that he used to have about black men doing redheaded men.

 

[Hellion]

I personally hope his children are extracted from his life in the least traumatic way and he continues his downward spiral. Let him find out the hard way hedonism is at best a very brief enjoyment that leads to a hollow, unfulfilling life and a miserable death.

I unironically hope when all this is over Nick and April just run off to Vegas together. Anything that gets them away from the children. I would be surprised if Nick ever initiates a divorce though, which will drive April crazy. But I bet he's terrified that it'll interfere with him getting and being in control of the Trust money for the children, and he doesn't want to pay out money to Kayla as part of a divorce settlement.

I’ve been wondering if Nick convinced Kayla that he would get the kids due to her prescription drug use/abuse, and that’s why she hasn’t taken them and left.

I would bet Nick has been systematically denigrating Kayla for years. If talking about her "ruined body" is something he's happy to say publicly, imagine the sorts of things he either says, or insinuates, in private. She's in a state of perpetual learned helplessness, exacerbated by drug use, because she's convinced she can't do anything, while Nick reinforces it with the ridiculous "I will be us" mentality.

You can see how she'd feel stuck: Nick's a "lawyer" and his parents are rich, how can she hope to fight them adequately in court? Think of all the dirt Nick will have been filing away to use when needed to intimidate her, too. People think Nick's parents would support her with the children, but it seems more likely that daddy or mommy would instantly turn on her, fight to get custody taken away from her, and back up their Little Prince. Where will she live in the long term? How will she earn money? Easier to just hide away and dissociate.

None of this excuses her actions. She willingly and apparently enthusiastically participated in the degeneracy. As soon as you have children you have an inherent responsibility to protect them from harm, to put their lives first, and their needs above your own. She has failed her duty as a mother. Crying "these are the consequences of our actions" to her eldest son doesn't mean shit when it's accompanied by fuck all change.

I think it's likely both Nick and Kayla are miserable with each other right now, but I'd be surprised if they actually divorce. Would be happy to be wrong though.

 

[Desktop User2]

black cuck fantasy

It is this. He is saying men payed attention to her because they imagined she was a redhead pornstar being fucked by black guys.
Even on his epic owns, Nick just cant forget black cocks or cocks in general.

 

[repentance]

Nick is also feeling it, on his backside after Bob was told that Nick had incriminated himself again online, harassed, defamed and lowkey threatened Aaron (who is a witness against him in a criminal case) and talked about seeing other men's penises.

He will have gotten a good spanking. If he is lucky just with a normal belt. If he is unlucky with the metal studded hot topic belt.

You're way over-estimating how many shits Bob gives.

 

[Telvanni]

In my mind Aaron is the lesser of all these evils because he's at least publicly shown remorse for his selfish mistakes which have affected innocent children (his own/Nick's) and the future ramifications are still yet to be determined.
Nick as a narc is unrepentant that's just how he's wired, and nothing short of God bringing him to his knees is going to change that fact. April if that really is her on X being a lovesick teenager has feigned contrition in my opinion. It still comes across as a bit phony, and still very self centered. All about her, and she's of course the poor victim in this mess. Kayla is the X factor, because nobody really knows what is going on with her. She's not sperging out for the world to see like these other retards so I do give her credit for that.

While he's still an awful person, he's the only one left who can still see an exit door in sight and can probably get the best deal if he does (Or has) narc'd.
Cleanest turd in the toilet so a certain lawyer from Ohio said.

 

[Vibralldo]

I keep saying.

The Golden Balldo Lifetime Achievement award.

This is literally exactly what I was thinking
Induct a couple or so people year, maybe even add GOLDEN BALLDO RECIPIENT to the thread title

 

[Captain Manning]

At a minimum, Nick would have been incensed to see this proof positive that Stearns County is no longer the useful-idiot ally in a revenge fantasy against Aaron that he originally thought they were, and instead it turns out he went to all the trouble of declaring himself legally a cuck to them only for one courtesy call from Kandiyohi County to turn them into a whole other arm of the state that's making him a target, all of which he self-destructively set into motion in the first place.

Well, that's assuming that Kandiyohi County placed a call. The simplest answer for all this right now, based on the solitary charge, is that Sterns County is simply not happy that Aaron's hearing was rebroadcast.

I do agree though it would be pretty awesome if they were fishing for witness intimidation charge though. That was my very first thought when this news broke. Ralph has very definitely done that. Including tweeting out that he was gonna try and have Aaron killed in jail.

While he's still an awful person, he's the only one left who can still see an exit door in sight and can probably get the best deal if he does (Or has) narc'd.
Cleanest turd in the toilet so a certain lawyer from Ohio said.

I think @Useful_Mistake has used that phase to describe Aaron too.

 

[Fapcop]

I would bet Nick has been systematically denigrating Kayla for years. If talking about her "ruined body" is something he's happy to say publicly, imagine the sorts of things he either says, or insinuates, in private. She's in a state of perpetual learned helplessness, exacerbated by drug use, because she's convinced she can't do anything, while Nick reinforces it with the ridiculous "I will be us" mentality.

“If Nick won’t have me, nobody will!”

Oh Kayla you fool!

 

[Dr. Jaime Reyes]

Something like that would be in line with Melton's claim that whatever Nick has on Aaron "is still going on" and that he "doesn't know he's still stepping in dogshit every step".

Hasn’t April gone on record recently stating that she shares a cell phone plan with the Toe? He needn’t have shared that “revenge porn” on YT to get caught. Hopefully for his sake he’s not stupid enough to have left her on his Apple family plan or anything else that would give Camp Rackets access to his messages.

Kind of amazing watching this guy work through his personality disorder in front of a rapidly-dwindling audience. He’s lying to his three fans, lying to his wife, his kids, his side-piece, probably his lawyer and most certainly himself. Nick, people who are winning, who are happy and well-adjusted, don’t spend hours on the Internet talking loudly about their genitals. Take a deep breath, preferably through your mouth this time.

This is literally exactly what I was thinking
Induct a couple or so people year, maybe even add GOLDEN BALLDO RECIPIENT to the thread title

Winner of the foreign correspondents’ association prestigious Balld’or.