2024 U.S. Presidential and State election thread - I'm gonna... I'm gonna... VOOT!!! I'm VOOOOOTING!!!

[Jade Philosophies]

Man, the trolls are going to have a field day reporting this family to ICE.

It does make me legitimately curious how many illegals actually voted for Trump.


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It's going to be hilarious when Democrats complain that illegal immigrants were voting for Trump.

 

[Barleys]

Friendly reminder that Mitch Mcconnel is a rat bastard and trying to push a secret election for senate majority leader in order to get John Cornyn who absolutely despises Trump as the leader. Call your senators and demand them to publicly support a candidate who is not trying to fuck over the incoming Trump admin

 

[just Reading a post]

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-14060889/george-clooney-leaving-politics-scapegoat-Kamala-Harris-donald-trump.html

Clooney btfo.
Looks like playing the shittest Batman in the worse Batman film ever made was not the worse thing that could happen to you.

 

[Jade Philosophies]

Winona Ryder has turned into an excellent milf herself.

Winona Ryder is hot, but she doesn't have any children.

 

[Kankichi Ryotsu]

They're already trying to sweep it away as an isolated incident.

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Interesting how these stories only come out IMMEDIATELY after the election

 

[Kyangyenki]

 

[WelperHelper99]

This one is probably seen as a weird "American chud" thing where many believe it'll just be American self-wankery and talking about how America is the greatest country on earth. To add my own personal opinion here: I think there's an element of envy here, since the stance here is "we're white and british so we fucking suck".

A lot of patriotism in school curriculum wise comes down to civics. Which is the basic understanding on how the government operates. Some states have it, many don't. It's why a large amount of people in the country don't understand how the system works: they were never taught it. Fuck, a lot of history class is just "America bad" at times I'd you got a real libtard teacher.

 

[Your Girlfriend's Dad]

Imagine the party that's held our country hostage for 4 years being controlled by a few maniacs playing as pretend women.

Somewhat on topic: My partner on the ambulance today is a mtf troon. Cool enough dude. Does this weird baby talk thing to patients that makes me want to die a little tho.

 

[Fred Herbert]

Gotta purge RINO fags from the party for the 2026 midterms, they’ll fuck everything up if left unchecked for even a nanosecond.

 

[Lammy]

Interesting how these stories only come out IMMEDIATELY after the election

I would imagine it's a result of the people made to be subject to orders like that seeing it as:
1. If you leak it early and Kamala wins, they'll just prosecute you for leaking FEMA "classified" information or some shit, and you get to go to the bye bye box forever while those involved get to continue operating with impunity.
2. If you leak it after Trump wins, you're safe and it might get looked into.
3. If Kamala wins and you don't leak it, nothing changes except you get to keep your life.

 

[Jade Philosophies]

The DC Uniparty gonna squeeze as much money, as possible out of Country 404.

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It would be hilarious if Trump's negotiations with Zelensky were "Either you accept the deal Putin and I worked out or not only will we pull all our funding and weapons but we'll ally with Russia against you instead and the whole of Ukraine will be conquered by January 22nd 2025."

 

[Xarpho's Return]

“London Breed”?!?

Lmao, why am I not surprised that the shitlibs in San Francisco elected a major whose name sounds like a homo pornstar?!

LONDON BREED: Star of

Young and Blacked
Well Hung Homies IV&V
Twink Tales 8:“FILL ME UP PAPI!”

Ms. Breed never actually won in a general election. She served as acting mayor after Mayor Lee kicked it while grocery shopping, the Board of Supervisors replaced her with an official Mayor for a few months, then defeated him in a low turn-out special election.

 

[Alter Ego]

TRAs were shock troops for the DNC online and were a key to clamping down and creating that atmosphere of fear to speak out on the internet. They were as successful as they were because other people in positions of power never ever ever called out the excesses of the TRAs, and made TRAs equivalent to the larger LGBT community (and to be clear, the larger community is not blameless in this: they had a chance to speak up en masse before things became intractable and largely fell in line) as a rhetorical killshot to attempt to keep criticism from working.

For the longest time it did work.

Trannies and their ilk were successful in shutting down dissidents of progressivism up until they got on the bad side of Elon Musk by corrupting his son and banning the Babylon Bee on Twitter. They inadvertently woke a sleeping giant, and things have been going downhill for them (and Dems broadly) since 2022.

 

[Booby Jones]

Gotta purge RINO fags from the party for the 2026 midterms, they’ll fuck everything up if left unchecked for even a nanosecond.

It's lucky that they're mostly just spineless rats who will turncoat fast if the wind is changing. longterm it's not good, but short term, a lot of them get in line so we can make some progress. Just look at Ted Cruz the weasle.

 

[Get the rope Macaulay!]

hat was back in the mid-90's, so you're forgiven for not knowing the source that may predate your existence.

to be fair, medical science at the time also said babies couldn't feel pain. so it makes sense if you listen to the "science" at the time. of course science also said the differences between men and women's sports records were because of women not getting as much attention and eventually woman and men in every sport would be equal even things like tennis and boxing.

Trump is the olive branch. Destroy that, and the man that comes after will be cheered on as he breaks out the guillotine.

to be fair, from the messaging the rest of the GOP are saying, Trump is the lone extremist who hijacked the party, if you remember 2016 by all accounts the rest of them, even the most conservative were perfectly fine being the washington generals constantly losing to the dems.

So unless you genuninely believe those facebook boomers it would have been smart to assume once trump vanishes the nightmare is over, even if not. the fbi took down the mafia and black crime quite easily in the 90s and 2000s, they could do it again with the entire right wing that refuses to go quietly into the night.

The teachings of the church have not changed. The pope can say whatever he wants. It does not mean shit unless it is official church teaching. However not many people know this so they take what he says and go with it. fucking bullshit. fucking hate this retarded nigger pope

you sound like you wear orange every st.patricks day

This shit reads like a character creator from an RPG

just wait till you realize all the Sigma, Delta, Alpha male posting stems from that, most of the black manosphere creators are super hardcore HBCU fratbros, so them talking about Sigma Males, really meant a specific attitude

I hope the house races will just finish already. I don't get why they take so long

so they can steal them while faggots like @CaddestSlown demands we put a burger costume on anyone that thinks the GOP won't win 220 seats by the time this is all over. (And yes that was the projected amount when election day was over)

 

[Not Really Here]

to be fair, medical science at the time also said babies couldn't feel pain. so it makes sense if you listen to the "science" at the time

At the time the research showed that children couldn't pass the test until they were 18 months to 2 years old.

 

[babadook]

Not gonna lie, former Trump voter here. This is fucking hilarious watching Trump crash and burn. But in all seriousness we can't let this guy get the nuclear codes.

Every user rating this post dumb is showing his age

 

[Your Girlfriend's Dad]

Every user rating this post dumb is showing his age

This went right over my head.

 

[henrydubois]

Trannies and their ilk were successful in shutting down dissidents of progressivism up until they got on the bad side of Elon Musk by corrupting his son and banning the Babylon Bee on Twitter. They inadvertently woke a sleeping giant, and things have been going downhill for them (and Dems broadly) since 2022.

I don't think that's how it works lol, he probably just struck a deal with the trump campaign for some under the counter money or power. Last time i checked trans people don't actually corrupt others like they're some form of plague.

 

[WEEKEND]

Trump on the war in Ukraine is a weird one. I fully believe him when he says he wants to end it now and that's almost certainly going to involve concessions to Russia. I don't buy for a minute that's he's going to accept a truly bad deal for Ukraine. That'll make him look weak to both enemies and allies. If the war continues I can see Trump pushing hard on NATO to do far more in aiding the Ukraine while pulling back some American support. The US is an indispensable ally to have in a war but Europe could and can do more especially with weapon deliverers.

Everything else about the US leaving NATO is just pure fanfiction.