Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Belgians in the Congo]

I wonder what flavour of kool aid will he drink with the family..

He did say the bleach in his kitchen was more dangerous than the cocaine in his house...

 

[Balldo's Gate]

Rekieta's tweets seem to indicate that he has compromised either Aaron's Twitter account or his email account(s). He appears to be aware that Aaron has been in contact with Sean and Elissa. While Aaron leaked his Twitter DM page which had Sean on it, Elissa wasn't there.

EDIT: The second sentence raises the specter of whether he has compromised Aaron's privileged communications with his attorney as well.

I think the below tweet was posted already:


(Archive)

Aaron's DM leak:



EDIT: It occurs to me if that if Aaron had email notifications for Twitter/X DMs, it may be possible to see what people are sending Aaron without compromising his Twitter account.

 

[Low IQ Doctor]

Hacker Rekieta

 

[Jex]

It’s dumb that he did it, it’s dumber that he managed to get himself caught.

 

[Schwarzwald]

"Gosh darn it! I don't see a single law on the Minnesota books that says we're able to issue an arrest warrant for a barnyard animal."

"Sir, there's also no law on the Minnesota books that says we can't indict a pig for contempt of court..."

 

[ye's Official KF Burner]

It’s dumb that he did it, it’s dumber that he managed to get himself caught.

He handed himself over in a -600 IQ move. That's truly some fried nigger brain behavior.

 

[200MB]

It’s dumb that he did it, it’s dumber that he managed to get himself caught.

The best part is he basically exposed it himself, just to try and prove another man browses KF and cranks it.

 

[Deus Exica]

Are they gonna call in bounty hunters? Which of you brave Kiwis is going to go pig hunting to bring The Ralphamale to justice?

 

[StannisTheMannis]

Why do they have these BPD conversations over Twitter? Don't they literally live together?

This is like Adolf and Eva tweeting to each other in late April 1945......

 

[BigPeanut]

The best part is he basically exposed it himself, just to try and prove another man browses KF and cranks it.

Even though he’s also a cuck and also browses kiwifarms. They are the two kiwi cuck brothers.

 

[N1bbaN3rd]

He can catch a felony charge too I guess.

Sure would be a shame if the cops had probable cause to search Melton's computer.,,,

 

[Balldo's Gate]

Aaron's messages to "Breaking Balldo News" are timestamped as "Yesterday" in the morning. Not sure what time zone Not-Kinochet is in, but it appears Aaron figured it out long before Nick posted Aaron's search history publicly.




Credit: Some random Aaron hater on SteelToeBoringShow who speculates Aaron figured it out after Melton teased it.

 

[SuitcaseNuke]

Just when I think it can’t get dumber, Nick proves me wrong. Jesus Christ what a fucking retard.

 

[Captain Manning]

Are they gonna call in bounty hunters? Which of you brave Kiwis is going to go pig hunting to bring The Ralphamale to justice?

I know you're joking, but the Mexican government would seriously frown on that. And justifiably so. We wouldn't want Mexican bounty hunters up here.

 

[Vibralldo]

I do not have any doubt that Nick has, or at least has attempted to, involve his kids in his sexual escapades. If what Nick and April are yapping about are true, and they talked to the children, then this is no longer a stretch to think about. Not like THAT (God I hope not), but I'm sure he gets off on the idea of telling them that Dad is a cool guy who has sex with someone Not Their Mom. It's part of his fetish. As much as he wanted Bob and Celeste to talk to him about their sex lives, he's living that out now with his own children.

He really needs to be far, far away from them.

He's openly associating with multiple pedophiles and gave his daughter cocaine

Nothing is off the table at this point

 

[WelperHelper99]

Couldn’t find it posted elsewhere, but speaking of Ralph:

State of Minnesota vs Ethan Oliver Ralph
Case Number: 73-CR-24-9066

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A nation wide warrant for the Ralphamale. To say he fucked up is a understatement.

 

[Gorillion others]

Couldn’t find it posted elsewhere, but speaking of Ralph:

State of Minnesota vs Ethan Oliver Ralph
Case Number: 73-CR-24-9066

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About damn fucking time.

 

[N1bbaN3rd]

NEVER stick your dick in crazy!!!

Or, in Nick's case, don't never stick your Balldo in crazy.

 

[Haramburger]

I have proof that Nick Rekiata forgot to log out of his fleshlight.

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oh geez, they come with screens now? Is my classic model going to go up in value like a classic car because it doesn't have the extraneous computer parts to troubleshoot?

 

[Preacher ✝]

State of Minnesota vs Ethan Oliver Ralph
Case Number: 73-CR-24-9066

So what did he do to get a contempt of court charge? Was he hollerin during the omnibussin?