Kayla Christine Rekieta / mommakay84 / "Lady Rackets" / "Lady R" / "Our Wife" / Qayla - Married Nick Rekieta, Failed Wife/Mother/Daughter/Sister/Friend/etc…, “Stay-at-Home Mom”, Trekkie, Pill-Head, Cocaine Addict, Sex Toy Enthusiast, Swinger, Aaron Imholte’s Soulmate, Self-Professed Christian, Dork

[Not Who You Think]

THIS WAS KAYLA REKIETA:

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Kayla Rekieta is a self-described Christian and stay-at-home mom (whose hobbies include taking drugs and infidelity) who married Nick Rekieta, a man who went from multimedia darling of Kiwi Farms to winning regular lolcow awards in record time.

There has been much speculation and confusion around Kayla and her role in Nick’s rise to fame and meteoric fall into lolcowdom. While not a lolcow in the traditional sense, Nick’s decline has been so impactful on this website that her relationship to Nick Rekieta bears documenting.

Preface and Thanks:

This OP is designed to be an informative companion to the Nick Rekieta thread. Though she may have certain lolcow traits, Kayla is not active online nor is she likely to be in the future.

The focus of these posts is to be informative and provide information as it relates to Kayla’s marriage relationship with Nick Rekieta and appearances on his show. Consequently, Kayla’s family members and children will not be discussed except where relevant.

Much thanks to all the kiwis who helped make this possible, notably (in no particular order): @Himedall All-seeing Waifu (LOCALS details and thread sleuth), @Peace Through Power (finding certain streams), @anionfarflung (family tree and images), @elb (her wonderful clip channel), and @Shush for believing I could do it. Thank you for your contributions!

Table of Contents PART I: Introduction to Kayla and Nick PART II: YouTube and Beyond PART III: The Sektur PART IV: Dark Days and Hedonism II Part V: Kayla Rekieta Internet Celebrity? Part VI: KF Discovers Hedonism II Part VII: Kayla Goes Offline Part VIII: Run for Qover Part IX: The Qover is Blown Part X: Arrest and Hearing Part XI: Moving Forward Analysis: Closing Thoughts​

PART I: Introduction to Kayla and Nick​

Kayla Christine Woltjer as born in Arkansas on March 9th 1984. She lived Colorado from ages one to seven, and has henceforth resided in Minnesota. Between her mother, father, and stepfather Kayla grew up in a big family. Not much is currently known about her early years other than Kayla being a cheerleader in high school.

Kayla met Nick Rekieta in 2002 at Southwest Minnesota State University while she was studying to become a doctor during her freshman year. Though she would drop out in 2005 and not finish her degree there, Kayla would go on to Ridgewater College from 2009-2011 with Bachelor of Science (BS) and Early Childhood Education and Teaching degrees.

Kayla’s first encounter with Nick has been described multiple times. Here are the details:

Nick was in the Taekwondo club (which was meeting in the dance studio) and arrived early to spar with others, but he left when he saw there were only cheerleaders there. Even so, Kayla easily caught Nick’s attention. Kayla was recruiting for the cheerleading squad asked if Nick was there to try out. Nick attempted to sound tough by saying “No, I’m here to hit people” and then immediately left in a fit of manly security.

After the cheerleaders were finished, Kayla and a friend met with the Taekwondo group waiting outside to strike a deal. They convinced Nick and a few others to join as cheerleaders on the condition that she help recruit for his Taekwondo group. Thusly, an alliance was made and they boosted each other’s numbers with their own ranks to lower their fees. Nick’s friend Drexel joined too and both Nick and Kayla eventually became co-captains of the cheer squad along with someone named Becky.

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They would go on to engage in all sorts of activities including going to strip clubs with the other cheerleaders to see male strippers and starting a fight club (in which Kayla was the only female participant). Kayla has never lost against Nick in a fight, and would still occasionally punch Nick to tease him despite his complaints even after getting married. As for the strip clubs, Nick has since gone to a “dick show” with Kayla along with 55 other men. There is a clip below this section detailing this, so you can decide for yourselves if you think Nick and Drexel talk like men who have only gone to a strip club 3 times in their lives.

Nick often tries to claim that Kayla was more interested than she really was. Kayla is more direct (and accurate) in her portrayal of events as she did take…convincing.

Kayla had just gotten out of a relationship with her “first real boyfriend” named Peter whom she had been best friends with “forever”. According to Kayla, this would be four months prior to watching My Best Friend’s Wedding with Nick. This could place the breakup with Peter within weeks of meeting Nick.

Kayla told Nick that she wasn’t looking for a relationship right away. Nick describes himself as politely persistent during this time and even said once that he caught Kayla “on the rebound” (which didn’t impress her). Nick also describes himself as being "relentless" despite being turned down repeatedly by Kayla. Kayla still remembers Peter fondly, which is nice for her.

While watching the movie My Best Friend’s Wedding with Nick (the first movie they watched together on the floor in her dorm room) Kayla said that she had always wanted a gay friend. This is because Kayla didn’t always want to feel pressured/hit on/under attack by the men around her. Whoever could she mean? Why would she say this to the politely persistent Nick? The mind boggles…

Note: Kayla has also told this story with her knowing what Nick was after at the time (it wasn’t her mind or personality).

Of course, Nick then claimed to be gay to get closer to Kayla. Kayla then persisted in outing Nick wherever/whenever she could, including to her own parents to test him. Kayla alleges that she introduced “gay Nick” to her parents at a pizza place “several months” after watching the movie so this may have carried on for some time. Nick played along and played it up for a time until his claim’s purpose had been served. Since then, during certain retellings, Nick will try to awkwardly assert his heterosexuality while Kayla seems to harbor seeds of doubt at times.

The second movie they watched together was Queen of the Damned, and apparently something unspeakable happened. The only details given are that Kayla started biting Nick until he started coming onto her and… that’s all she remembers. Nick remembers vividly. There is, however, a second retelling where Kayla says that what started the relationship was Nick biting her during Queen of the Damned. In any case, they were both biting each other throughout the experience and that is likely the strangest part of the story with the rest being par for the course for sexual encounters of the time in college.

Kayla also alleges that Nick said “I wanna be your girl” when he asked her out. This actually sounds plausible.

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Relationship Timeline
Nick has also provided an overview wherein he and Kayla started “hanging out” in August (2002) and by New Year’s they were officially dating. Nick says that he is unsure exactly when it started, but that is likely due to them keeping their relationship something of an open secret. Then, in May or June (2003) he proposed to her and then they were engaged until they were married in July of the following year (2004). Kayla’s engagement ring was $1,200.00 though Nick assures us that she has more expensive jewelry now.

Nick has disclosed that he and Kayla had sex in his dorm room on his 21st birthday, which would have been December 16th 2002. Given the timeline, that would put the sexual consummation of their relationship in their first year at SMSU. Nick has since alleged that he and Kayla were exclusive, monogamous, and virgins when they got married (lol).

The dates don’t all line up though. For example:

If it is true that they watched MBFW (the first movie they watched) and Nick pretended to be gay for several months afterward, and they got sexual while watching QotD (the second movie they watched), then that places a significant gap between viewings.

Also, Kayla attended SMSU from 2002-2005. If Kayla had sex with Nick on his 21st birthday (born 1981) then they had sex in 2002. If Kayla introduced him to her parents as a gay man “several months” after watching MBFW, then Kayla was already having sex with Nick.

These inconsistencies actually make sense given their friend group didn’t initially approve of them dating. Nick and Kayla weren’t initially open about their relationship in an attempt to avoid labels and breaking up the “friend group” if they broke up. It sounds like they were accustomed to wordplay when defining their relationship and keeping things hidden.

Shadows of things to yet be…

Spoiler: Reference Material

EARLY YEARS

EDUCATION


DOCTOR KAYLA

HOW THEY MET

FIGHT CLUB

ATTENDING MALE STRIP CLUBS

KAYLA REBOUNDS BUT TURNS DOWN NICK

GAY NICK

QUEEN OF THE DAMNED

RELATIONSHIP TIMELINE

KAYLA'S RING

ENGAGEMENT RING

SEX BEFORE MARRIAGE

SEX BEFORE MARRIAGE (@Himedall All-seeing Waifu edit)

MEET THE REKIETAS

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Moving Up: Address History

Nick and Kayla were married on August 18 2004. They briefly lived in student/welfare housing until they were registered as living at Nick’s parent’s home in Lakeville MN in 2005. They moved to a townhome in Saint Paul MN in 2006. In 2009 they moved to Spicer MN before moving into the neighboring property in 2019 (where they currently reside).

• In July 2005 Nick and Kayla were listed as living at his parent’s home at 17420 Jalisco Ln Lakeville, MN.
• In 2006 they moved to 23955 Beard Ave Lakeville, MN. In May 2008 they were at a townhome at 15750 Cobblestone Lake Pkwy in Saint Paul, MN.
• In 2009 they moved to 12565 52nd St NE Spicer, MN before finally arriving at the nearby property at 12291 51st St NE Spicer, MN in 2019.

Building a Family: Love and Loss

Kayla had always wanted a large family (8 kids) and so they tried for children. Nick, being from a small family, didn’t have a preference for the number of kids (though he was initially thinking 1 or 2). Kayla had a list of names for children since she was a child (roughly seven names). Nick was permitted to assign a few middle-names.

They had three miscarriages in the first year and a half of their marriage and sex became a chore during that time because Nick didn’t like sex being scheduled and was also too busy(?). Nick has said that Kayla might remember the names of their lost children, but he doesn’t.

After these miscarriages, the doctors discovered that Kayla required progesterone to carry a baby to term, which she did five times. They stopped at five children due to health concerns for Kayla, though she would definitely have more if possible.

Kayla would later get butterfly tattoos commemorating her family/pregnancies: One for her, one for Nick, three for the unborn, and five for the ones born to them. This would be described by Nick, who used the picture of them both naked at a swinger resort in Jamaica in 2022 to celebrate their marriage for reference. How time flies.

Kayla and Nick would have five children in the years 2007, 2011, 2012, 2015, and 2017. Kayla has said that having three kids was the low point, but that it got better when she had more. Nick and Kayla would eventually decide to homeschool their children under the pretense of reinforcing “family values” (which public schools don’t do). Though Kayla’s perspective largely amounts to her not wanting her children held up to a common standard (and assuming that children who go to public school aren’t taught values while at home), Nick’s position is a bit... stranger. Nick thinks that because people don’t like others who have failed to mature past high school, teenagers shouldn’t go to high school.

While Kayla may prefer homeschooling because it she can retain control over her kids, there are indicators that Kayla has been slacking in the actual schooling aspect. Nick has implied that Kayla would rather not drive the kids to the homeschool co-op and would prefer to watch Star Trek instead and Kayla has bashfully conceded the point (foreshadowing?).

While detailing air travel with his kids, Nick claimed in 2018 that his children could easily occupy themselves for up to five hours on their tablets. In 2022, Nick described their bedtime habit of the kids being in bed at 9 and taking their iPads (rarely a book) to occupy themselves until they go to sleep of their own accord. Nick jokingly described himself as the worst parent in the world for this. Ha ha ha.

In late 2023, the children were not keeping up with their music practices. Kayla used their coveted iPad leisure time to incentivize the children's music practice. The iPads are also used for school-related activities. It is uncertain how much schoolwork was done on the iPads. Though there are some references to their schoolwork being done entirely on iPads it doesn't seem to have been clipped.

The homeschool co-op that they were a part of met a "couple times a month" to cover elective subjects (as was the case from 2018 to at least 2023). It seems that obligations to the homeschool co-op were not that intensive schedule-wise (regardless of what Nick would later claim) and iPads figured greatly into the lives of the Rekieta children.

At a later date (2022), Kayla would also detail how NCAA Cat (the woman Drexel was in a sexual relationship with at the time) cleaned her schoolroom for the kids. Cat arrived at 11:30 on a Friday and left Sunday at 3pm, and only slept for two hours when she wasn’t cleaning that room. That room had become so cluttered that the kids would have to do their schoolwork in the kitchen or bar counter in the basement. This trend would continue in the worst way (more on that later).

Kayla doesn’t have a favorite child, but Nick unabashedly does. Nick’s favorite is the second-youngest who sounds manipulative in addition to being described as “exceedingly violent” and also as having night terrors where she would scream and wet herself.

Also of note, in 2022, their second oldest son told Kayla that he lies to his friends at school. He hated changing his clothes so he would wear them for days in a row and lie to his friends saying that he washed it. This came up during a stream where Kayla was skeptical of Nick’s own cleaning habits.

Because they had settled near Kayla’s family in Minnesota, Kayla was able to remain close to her cousin and “bestie” Rachel Scharafanow whom Kayla gossiped and vaped nicotine salts with to de-stress from “homeschooling” while the children played. During a stream where Nick was high on weed, he confirmed that Kayla’s longtime bestie was her cousin who lives about a mile and a half away.

Though Rachel is four years younger than Kayla they were always close. They did things like invent a Star Trek dance when they were younger. As time progressed, Kayla would tell to her cousin about Drexel, describing him as an "Adontis" (meaning she thinks he is "really sexy"). Rachel would also eventually experience the Balldo with her husband within weeks of Kayla (likely due to Nick and Kayla’s influence).

At home, Nick did “all the cooking” and they both claimed to be equally religious in their own way. According to Nick, Kayla doesn’t work and he has been the provider.

Home and Work: Nick’s Employment History and Kayla’s Hobbies

Nick was working at Target when the first miscarriage happened (around Thanksgiving) and quit that job soon after. Nick did not like working for someone else and tells others to not work for anyone but themselves, unaware of how impractical that is in modern society. From there, Nick went to work for InterBank, the National Bank, Tenneco, and then Wells Fargo where he worked in sales before moving onto Thrivent. Nick eventually went to law school and became a strip mall lawyer before starting his YouTube channel which went on to be quite successful for a time.

Nick’s philosophy regarding work seems to be that no one should be an employee or have employees. He is also under the mistaken impression that jobs pay what the person is worth and not what the assigned task is worth. While this may be a bit more accurate with commission-based jobs, Nick seems to have a skewed perspective on work and wages. Nick also thinks that he has been paying himself during his YouTube career, indicating that he doesn’t understand basic principles of business, where his money actually comes from, and why he was accruing so much. This figures prominently into his downfall (more on that later).

While Nick worked and cooked, Kayla was busy being a self-described stay at home mom when she wasn’t acting and singing. Kayla would also sing in church and do karaoke. Nick would act alongside her in some productions and Kayla’s mother and aunt were also active in local theatre and would do karaoke with her.

Spoiler: Reference Material

ADDRESS HISTORY

This private information is unavailable to guests due to policies enforced by third-parties.

KAYLA'S FIVE KIDS

LOVING MARRIAGE, KIDS, AND KAYLA ISN'T A VAPID WHORE

HOW MANY KIDS

NICK ON MISCARRIAGES, CHORE SEX, AND ANGEL BABY NAMES

STOPPING AT 5 KIDS (WOULD HAVE MORE)

MISCARRIAGES AND PROGESTERONE

KAYLA ON PUBLIC EDUCATION, NICK ON HIGHSCHOOL

HOMESCHOOL AND STAR TREK

NCAA CAT CLEANS THE SCHOOLROOM

NICK'S FAVORITE CHILD AND NIGHT TERRORS

THEIR SON LIES ABOUT DIRTY CLOTHES

KAYLA'S BFF COUSIN: DANCING, VAPING, AND DREXEL THE "ADONTIS"

BESTIE BALLDO REVIEW

KAYLA DOESN'T WORK

NICK DOES THE COOKING

THEY ARE BOTH RELIGIOUS

NICK'S WORK HISTORY

KAYLA, NICK, AND THE THEATRE

KAYLA SINGS

KAYLA, HER MOM, HER AUNT, THEATRE FRIENDS AND SEX ON THE BEACH

2018-06-02: HOURS ON IPADS

20181-12-19 CO-OP SCHEDULE

2022-02-09 TAKING iPADS TO BED

2023-03-14 CO-OP SCHEDULE REVISITED

2023-11-14 iPADS SCHOOL AND PLAY

 

[Not Who You Think]

PART II: YouTube and Beyond​

Nick began his career as an Internet personality in late 2017 due to being a fan of Juju the Cow, and made a name for himself by going over legal documents for “lolsuits”.

While Nick experienced rising success off of his coverage of high-profile cases, (and the accompanying superchats) trouble followed in his marriage. This would be implied or otherwise broached and dismissed in subsequent streams, but it didn’t seem like anything serious to the causal viewer. However, some warning signs were becoming more difficult to ignore. Especially in 2022 (more on that later).

A Synopsis of Nick’s Success: 2022 Five Year Retrospective

On November 18th 2022 Nick did a five-year anniversary stream with Kayla and Drexel. It began with just Nick and Kayla before switching over to just Nick and Drexel. Kayla is a bad guest. She has always been a bad guest and always will be going forward in this thread with her awkward innuendos, face pulls, interruptions, distractions, and generally killing the momentum of any topic (partially because she thinks it’s funny, partially because she doesn’t really respect Nick, but mostly because she likely has actual brain damage from substance abuse).

We learn that Nick started by reading a story about a lawsuit on Twitter and decided to record himself reacting to it while drunk. These videos were pre-recorded and took a few attempts to get right. Nick immediately told his parents about it while visiting them at one of their properties, but failed to really communicate what he was trying to do. Kayla snuck away to view the video because she didn’t know Nick had done this and wasn’t impressed with what she found.

Kayla passive-aggressively leaned into Nick about how what he was doing clashed with her Christian faith on the drive home while listening to Christian radio. Kayla also seemed to question Nick’s faith and would do this multiple times, but since learned not to judge Nick so harshly and relax her morals. What could possibly go wrong?

Nick’s initial format was to be drunk and belligerent while reviewing documents, but Kayla’s influence saw to it that Nick was better behaved, avoided swearing, and was generally more wholesome. This was not who Nick was, but it worked well at the time and Nick eventually revealed his true colors in 2022 (though cracks were certainly there from the beginning).

When Nick decided to do YouTube full time and close down his law office he was able to sell Kayla on the idea by saying he could help out more around the house. Kayla missed Nick’s law office as she would use it as an impromptu daycare while she went to appointments and ran errands. Nick missed Scotch Fridays that he held at his office.

Nick recognizes that he dragged his family under a spotlight they didn’t ask for, but over time Kayla gradually enjoyed the celebrity that came with Nick’s success and got to meet various celebrities and travel to different events.

The Depp streams were hard for both of them because Kayla felt very alone. Nick said he felt alone too (awwww). Nick thinks Kayla is more beautiful now than she was five years ago, which Kayla attributes to just having a baby back then. Nick says she was beautiful back then too, but Kayla seems skeptical (probably because she knows Nick hates “fat people” and already talked about Kayla’s “destroyed/distended” body from pregnancy that takes years to recover if it ever does).

Nick credits Kayla with making it all possible. Given how much Nick’s career suffered when he deviated from the persona Kayla had inspired, one is inclined to agree.

Spoiler: Reference Material

5 Year Retrospective (edit)

Marriage and YouTube: A Harder Look

While the retrospective gave a general idea of the beginnings and how they progressed, there are certain aspects that were glossed over

Kayla wasn’t onboard initially due to what others in the community would think of the content in addition to Nick’s drinking and generally being mean. They were attending a nearby church and the children were in a homeschool co-op with more conservative parents. When Kayla would point out to Nick that he was drinking every night and might have a problem, Nick would explain it away.

Kayla also never wanted them to become public people. Nick said he “didn’t give a shit”, which was his way of working things through with her. It actually worked.

Kayla was eventually integrated into Nick’s YouTube career as Lady Rackets (or Lady R) and later started to appear on Nick’s streams. Her visits were sometimes brief while others were segments dedicated to her. They discussed family, Nick and Kayla’s relationship history, and other more personal information. This made sense since Kayla didn’t have much to add to Nick’s topics of the day or legal content in general.

Nick’s fans took to Kayla fairly quickly and were eager to make her feel welcome in their own awkward way. The awkwardness was mutual as Kayla’s anxious demeanor dominated a lot of her appearances. However, Kayla was quick to respond to the energy of Nick’s audience.

Some notable things about Kayla at this time would be that she:

• doesn’t work or cook
• started to thoroughly hate social media
• had an assortment of tattoos
• disliked Nick being on his phone all the time
• was embarrassed about how much Nick talked about his streaming to other people while assuming they are interested
• vapes nicotine salts with her cousin
• was diagnosed with central sleep apnea and requires a CPAP machine to sleep
• uses and sells gummies and CBD oil
• had depression, anxiety, restless leg syndrome and takes medication for each
• had been diagnosed with ADHD

Spoiler: Reference Material

Thoughts On Nick Starting YouTube

Nick and Alcohol

Unhappy Home and Church

Kayla Hates Social Media

Tattoos

Nick Always On His Phone

Nick's YouTube is Embarrassing

Kayla Has Sleep Apnea

CBD THC Free?

Medications and Conditions

Kayla Has ADHD

November 11, 2019: Emotional Breakdown

A special mention should be made for an emotional moment Kayla had on a stream in late 2019. It became a defining moment in how people understood Kayla, but not in the way that she hoped.

Kayla was asked about the most romantic thing Nick had done for her. Emotional tremors in her voice were apparent from the outset. Kayla prefaced her response by explaining how initially unsupportive she was of Nick’s YouTube career regarding his content. She struggled with reconciling their beliefs with what Nick was doing.

Kayla made special mention of what other parents would think. This indicated that she was somewhat mindful of how this would impact their children’s ability to socialize with children from other families. However, Kayla laughed afterward showing that she has since disregarded any such concern.

Kayla then claims that after Nick got kicked off of Twitter she recognized Nick as the best partner that she ever had. She then goes into her own failings saying:

“I feel like I fail at life… that I’m a failure at being a woman, a wife, a mother, just everything… sister, friend, daughter… So that’s just one of the things that I struggle with.”

Kayla claims that Nick has always been there to pick up the slack where she loses it, claiming that Nick does the dishes, laundry, and cooking. She then goes into a story about one of their children ingesting rotten milk from her sippy cup that was left out too long (sometime after 10 o’clock). They were both busy with something (she can’t recall what) when the child vomited in bed. Nick immediately told her that he would clean it up. After that he went on to prepare the bath for the baby so Kayla could get back to doing the thing she can’t remember. Kayla closes the story by saying that Nick takes care of every little thing and that is what makes him a great partner.

Kayla claims to know of so many people whose husbands don’t change diapers and aren’t partners. She then describes Nick as a one-person marriage and herself as someone who does nothing except whine and cry that the kids don’t listen to her and spends lots of money. Some partnership.

Nick would later get a tattoo that seems related to this with the words “I Will Be Us” on his back.

Spoiler: Reference Material

The Most Romantic Emotional Breakdown

Nick's Tattoo "I Will Be Us"

Stream Summaries​

Most of the information shared by Kayla was in response to random questions from Nick’s chat. This makes certain information difficult to effectively categorize. This information is therefore being grouped together in the following stream summaries.

2018-03-08: Whisky and Kayla’s Birthday

Kayla had a few impromptu appearances, notably one on her birthday in March 2018. The stream included Nick lying about her age, Nick’s chat asking if which females in their family are single (including Nick’s mother and children) and doing a limited edition Dalwhinnie whisky review. Nick’s thoughts were, “this whisky shows that the sunk cost fallacy is something held onto only by the poor unprivileged Armenians of the world.” Spoken like a true man of the people. They also sang a duet that I have no interest in posting.

Spoiler: Reference Material

Kayla's Birthday, Single Family Members, and Whisky Review

2019-01-02: Kayla Interview

A stream in early January 2019 had Kayla’s appearance being teased throughout the stream (though the title of the stream made no indication of her appearance). Kayla would appear, drink, and then wander off. Eventually Kayla settled into Nick’s chair after being asked to show her feet by the chat. There’s a question about suing someone for “drunken thottery” and Kayla agrees they should (lol).

Nick and Kayla play it off early that this would only be for a few minutes as an impromptu thing, but much later (after another solicitation from chat to see Kayla’s boobs) Kayla reveals her bathing routine and wardrobe for the night was based around her “answering questions all night”.

Kayla is asked who would most likely be Nick’s girlfriend, and Kayla responds by saying that Nick has no game so “there’s almost no way he’s got a girlfriend because nobody is that lame” before realizing that she called herself lame. While the “almost” part is odd, it speaks volumes to what we would learn about Nick later.

Kayla is asked about Nick not drinking as a New Year’s resolution. Kayla says that some people with problems need a resolution for that, but thinks he’s okay… maybe a little… no he’s fine…

Kayla is asked to show her body a lot, notably her feet and chest. Kayla doesn’t have a favorite food, is into fitness (but has fallen off somewhat due to pulling muscles between her ribs from coughing three weeks ago). They eat lots of chicken and vegetables.

Near the end of the stream, Kayla calls Nick a nag for telling her what to do on stream and acknowledging the irony of drinking while talking about fitness. She is also asked which one drags the other to church on Sunday. Kayla says they haven’t been to church in a while because they have problems with the institution/government of churches, namely “the people who say you’re not good enough to be here blablablablablablabla.”

Kayla claims that they “have faith in things” and “still teach our children our morals, hOw hOrRiBLe oF Us”. This indicates long-standing issues between them “not being good enough” to join churches. Whatever could this mean?

Kayla continues to act up as Nick tries to close out the stream. He thanks them for being nice to Kayla and for not being too much like Clay (he will come up again later).

Spoiler: Reference Material

A Wild Kayla Appears and Appears and Appears

Intro, Feet, and Drunken Thottery

Show Boobs and Planned Appearance

No Other Girls For Nick

New Years Drinking

Show Your X, Healthy and Not Working Out

Nagging, Fitness Talk, Church Problems, End of Stream

2019-05-23: Incels, Cucks, and Drexel Gets a Pass

Kayla made another big appearance on May 23rd 2019, though this time she is a noticeably more difficult guest. In addition to the usual time-wasting apprehension and silliness, Nick asks questions and makes comments that Kayla is clearly not comfortable with (such as earlier in this post when she spoke about her thoughts on public school/homeschooling). Clips can be found below if you hate yourself enough to watch them.

Notable moments include:

Note: Kayla is a bad guest in general, but it really shows here so I will include examples below.

Kayla is asked to show her feet, and this time she does. Apparently, this was before she got the tattoo on her right foot. Also, Kayla doesn’t approve of making fun of someone’s lack of sexual experience (incels).

Kayla has heard Drexel talk about cuck-shaming and doesn’t find it funny. She doesn’t like the whole situation or the people involved, but Drexel is the only good thing in the picture because SHE’S A MORALLY DEFICIENT RETARD WHO CAN’T SEE BEYOND HER OWN INTERESTS he’s a good friend. Nick continues to try to convince Kayla that it is “horrifically funny”, but quickly backpedals when Kayla doesn’t budge. Instead, Nick asks Kayla why someone would stay with someone who they want to humiliate.

Kayla’s answer: money and comfort.

Nick went on to explained fin-dom (financial/economic domination). Nick described something he saw where a woman and her boyfriend were sitting on the couch, and the woman ordered her sub to become a footstool for her boyfriend. Nick then asserted that the people who are dominating “deserve the axe”. Kayla still doesn’t like anyone involved (though I’m sure she would give Drexel a pass here too).

Nick asks Kayla if she luhblackppl. Kayla responds emphatically that she DOES love black people, she does. Nick asks Kayla if she likes white people and she responds with a much quieter “yep”. Nick asks Kayla this question (in the same voice) in his other streams too, and it is unclear why.

Spoiler: Reference Material

Kayla Not a Good Guest

Feet

No Incel Shaming

Cuckshaming and Comfort

Findom and Who is Worse

Kayla Loves Black People

2019-06-28: Drexel Outing Kayla?

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Though not a Kayla stream, in late June 2019, Drexel tried to prove how good of a guy he is and why Nick can trust him with his wife and kids and how Drexel doesn't mess with people he knows (which is a demonstrable lie).

Drexel tells Nick about how someone close to him, "closer to [him] than [he] knows" for added emphasis (so much so that they will have to have a talk about it after the stream) approached him expressing disappointment in her marriage. He told her to do whatever it takes to fix her marriage and not "come to clown world" where she will get used up and become a single mom.

"I don't want that for her, I don't want that for-for you, you know, uh, cuz we know her."

Chat was slow, but then sees a substantial increase because it sounds like Drexel outed Kayla on stream to prove he was a good guy who could be trusted with her.

This is similar to how Drexel would throw Nick under the bus in 2022 to defend himself (before Nick's public embrace of the coom). It seems that Drexel can't just can't help telling on the Rekieta's to make himself look good.

Drexel knew as well as any of Nick’s inner circle that Nick is a phony, has known for longer, and has been telegraphing this to make himself look better than he actually is. Legal Mindset was just laughing/nodding along...

Also, this is what Drexel posted in response to allegations of hypocrisy against Nick in late 2022:

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Spoiler: Reference Material

Someone Closer Than Nick Thinks

Nick Off Camera

2019-11-01: Jokers, Massages, and Christianity

Invisible Joker:
This is one of Kayla’s more high-energy appearances. They had just gotten back from watching the Joker movie, which could be why she was dressed up. Kayla saw Joker and identified with him in a very telling way, namely through depression, anxiety, mental illness and feeling neglected.

Nick tries (unsuccessfully) to explain a joke he made about Kayla being an incel because she watched the movie, but Kayla doesn’t know what an incel is (still?). While some people associated the movie with sexually frustrated males, Kayla thought it was about mental illness and poverty. Nick remains a distraction throughout.

Joker’s mental illness wasn’t taken seriously, causing him to be either ignored by the good people or attacked because he was different. Kayla seems to sincerely think that Joker was right to kill everyone that he did and she cried whenever Joker was kicked while he was down. Nick can’t hold back his laughter and says “it depends on the victim” which visibly upsets Kayla.

Kayla mentions talking with her bestie cousin about how, as mothers, they can feel invisible to their children (even as stay at home moms). Kayla remarks that while she has a husband at home, he is usually sleeping and this contributes to her feeling invisible.

Nick tries to explain why the movie is so misunderstood by journalists and the like due to political agendas and wanting the opposition dead. His observation (on his second viewing) is that Joker is the opposite side of Bruce Wayne. Bruce is the product of wanting to use infinite money to fix society by going outside the law, while Joker just wants one person to listen and… needs to go outside the law to do it? Nick gets a bit lost here, but seems to think that people are shifting away from noble millionaires and more toward common nobility which Joker represents... what a mess, especially without defining what nobility is. He goes on to say the political right ignored Occupy Wallstreet’s appeal to the youth (anger at the wealthy) as if it were invisible the same way that Joker was to society.

The Massage Story:
Nick brings up Kevin Spacey's sexual assault charge from his masseur. Nick then directly asks his wife how one would ask for a "things and stuff massage". Kayla expressively launches into her own experience, as Nick claims that he didn't know Kayla was going to tell that story (although Kayla disagrees).

Note: Nick had every reason to expect this story since he asked his wife directly, unless there was a different story Kayla could tell which would mean multiple instances of Kayla encountering "things and stuff massages".

Nick looks very excitedly at the chat and contentedly at Kayla while she shares her story. Kayla purchased a membership/package deal for "like 6" massages "with him". Kayla's statement that she "had to go back to him" two more times places this encounter at the 4th visit. Apparently, the membership/deal was either exclusive to this man or he was the only masseur.

The masseur asks if he can massage her chest, which confuses(?) Kayla. Kayla alleges that she has had chest massages before and assumes this could only mean the collar bone/shoulder area, so she says yes. Surprise; he meant her chest.

This happened at the time when Kayla was trying to get pregnant with their 2nd child, and because she was on fertility drugs, Kayla was able to decline on subsequent visits (because she had already paid for them) due to her sensitive chest. Kayla claims she didn't relate the story to Nick until a year later.

Nick jokes about Kayla's experience with a "say yes to the chest" comment, remarking that his masseur never rubs his chest on request, and tops it off by saying he would rub Kayla's masseur's chest while attempting an "in minecraft" defense. Kayla seems ready to drop the subject by this point.

Below is an image depicting a few possible culprits of Kayla's Massage Story.

TL/DR: Essentially, Nick brought up a sexual assault case that didn't make it to trial and then quickly dropped the subject, seemingly as a pretext for having his wife tell her masseur story, which was the focus of the discussion. Overall, the experience made Kayla so incredibly uncomfortable that Kayla went back two more times, hid the encounter from Nick for a year, and then later shared the story with Nick's audience on the internet for laughs at his behest.

Supernatural Pillow:
Nick asks Kayla what her thoughts are on dakimakura pillows in yet another painfully obvious setup.

Someone had sent Kayla a pillow that has Sam and Dean Winchester from the TV show Supernatural. They are suggestively posed and wearing what appear to be loincloths, although the images might not be real.

Kayla’s Christianity:
Someone asked Kayla what she thought of the kid from their homeschool group who watches Nick. After a brief (yet patronizing) lecture on grammar, Kayla says that since the child is from a Christian family, she has a feeling what the family’s beliefs are so she is a little nervous that she will be pulled aside by another mother at some point.

Kayla says that they are Christian, but she wants people to show her in the Bible where certain words are bad (excluding saying the Lord’s Name in vain since she agrees with that one). She argues that her Christianity has nothing to do with cultural words that society has made into evil words. Her Christianity does not mean that she cannot swear so “get over it”. So, as long as profanity is the problem, that’s her answer.

Kayla also claims that they are not crazy people because they let their children make their own choices. She also says that even though they are in a Christian homeschool co-op, they are not going to brainwash their children and not let them watch whatever YouTube channel that might be “whatever” (even though they would also explicitly prohibit their own children from watching Nick's show). Nick adds that there are others who he thought would disapprove of his content, but actually liked it, so they shouldn’t be too quick to judge them either.

Spoiler: Reference Material

Invisible Joker Was Right

Massage Story

Supernatural Pillow

The Other Kid and Kayla's Christianity

2020-02-25: Thots, Robin and Larissa, and Kayla's Cat Ninja

Thotting It Up:
Kayla explains her outfit choice, how it is so hot in the studio that she can’t wear a sweater, and that she also didn’t want to wear anything too revealing because then she would be a Twitch thot.

Nick then pleads for her to thot it up on Nick’s Twitch channel. Kayla declines because she would get a bad rep. Nick forces a masturbation joke and the conversation derails.

Robin and Larissa:
Here is Bob Rekieta superchatting Nick in February 2020 about Robin and Larissa. These are Nick and Kayla's Canadian friends whom Kayla describes as "literally the most attractive people [she] has ever met."

Kayla teases about them throughout the stream and how much they aren't supposed to talk about them. Nick seems to mouth their last name on camera. Apparently, Robin the attractive Canadian was visiting Nick's parents at the time. Kayla "can't get into why this is fun, but it's so fun."

Too bad Kayla just can't tell us what fun things she wants to do with such attractive people, especially after inviting speculation by bringing it up so much. Normal people might just say Robin and Larissa are nice people and not heavily imply they have something to hide, but Nick and Kayla are just too clever...

Kayla’s Cat, Ninja:

Having left the stream, Kayla returns to bring Nick a fan. Nick announces that Kayla isn’t wearing pants (totally not trying to sexualize his wife to his audience). Kayla grabs her cat, Ninja, and prepares to take him to bed as Nick continues to act up for company.

Kayla hands the cat to Nick to show him off to the world. In a later stream from Nick’s hot tub, during their decline in 2022, Ninja seems to avoid Nick while he curses and threatens it.

Ninja seems chill. I like him.

Spoiler: Reference Material

Thotting It Up

Bob, Robin, and Larissa

Pantsless Cat Fan

2021-07-27: Kayla’s Anniversary Gift for Nick and Preunps

Kayla reveals an anniversary gift that she got for Nick with the help of family members. It is a painting featuring various bottles of alcohol that hold significance to the show.

It is revealed that they share a bank account, which made the surprise difficult because she is “a big hinter” (color me shocked). Their height difference is also apparent here.

Of note is that during a stream with Kayla in November 2019 (while Kayla was taking a break) Nick mentioned wanting to have Ty Beard (an estate planning lawyer for the Rekieta family) on at a later date to talk about asset protection for men who don't have prenuptial agreements.

Ty apparently has alternatives that can be "more effective than some prenups, and don't require the prenup agreement at all."

Not that Nick would ever need this, of course.

Spoiler: Reference Material

Secrets and Joint Accounts

The Reveal, The Artist, and Family

Ty Beard Asset Protection

 

[Not Who You Think]

PART III: The Sektur​

Nick’s peers were Internet celebrities in their own right, and given that Nick got his start by being a fan of Juju the Cow, it would follow that he would engage in the same circles and go to the same meetups. This included Juju’s Road Rage events and also the ill-fated Warski vs Tonkasaw debacle and subsequent after party in Knoxville.

Knoxville​

In 2019, Internet celebrities gathered together for a fight between Andy Warski and Tonka. A fight that never ended up taking place. Nevertheless, they gathered together in Knoxville to party and create ongoing drama with each other. Nick and Kayla were there too.

Andy Warski has said in private (and allegedly there are about ten witnesses to this) that Kayla felt him up and was flirty with him while he was drunk and in his underwear at the bar (he didn’t have his boxing shorts) and Nick was watching the whole time. Kayla also walked Andy back to his hotel room. Andy thought Nick didn’t like him for a long time because of what happened.

How much of it was from Andy’s memory and how much had to be told to him later is unknown. Andy maintains that they didn’t have sex or kiss and that Kayla was just really touchy and flirty.

Ethan Ralph would claim that Kayla was trying to have sex with Andy Warski, and was grinding on his lap. Ethan also says that Andy thought Nick was angry with him for that for the longest time and avoided him. The details that would be given by Warski at a later date also match up (Andy in his underwear at the bar). Apparently, it was a well-known story within their circle.

Ethan also says that Kayla was asking where the harder drugs were at (she needed something harder than marijuana), and was close with someone named Pinecone and that they even made out with each other. Ethan then goes into how Andy had sex with Pinecone in a room Ethan had paid for. Andy Warski would later verify that he did have sex with Pinecone while implying that Ethan Ralph had homosexual designs on him.

It should be noted that Ethan Ralph has also alleged that Kayla has sex with Drexel, though he also admits that he didn’t know if that was true (something he hasn’t done regarding the Warski encounter). For what it's worth, Ethan Ralph can also attest to Nick and Kayla at a Road Rage event where they were at the strip club together and scoping out strippers to bring back with them.

Interesting, considering later in 2024 Nick’s good friend Camelot331 shared about Nick being addicted to hookers and strippers during his time with him in 2023. Doubly interesting that Nick would go on to recommend hookers so highly if someone wants to get laid.

There were also allegations of Kayla sitting on the lap of Coach Redpill (CRP), a grifter from the Manosphere, at this event. However, since most of CRP’s content has disappeared it is difficult to substantiate claims regarding him. There are allegations that Kayla was grinding on Andy Warski’s lap too, so either some things were misattributed or Kayla was giving lap dances to multiple people.

Spoiler: Reference Material

Andy Warski On Kayla

Kino Casino Segment

Warski Reiterates for Aaron Imholte

Ethan Ralph on Kayla and Warski

Ethan Ralph on Pinecone

Andy Warski, Ethan Ralph, and Pinecone

Ethan Ralph on Knoxville and Road Rage

Ethan Ralph on Kayla and Drexel

Camelot331, Nick, and Hookers

Nick Recommends Hookers

At this point it seems relevant to mention that Godwinson would allege in 2022 that CRP’s video on “slatternly women” was inspired by Kayla. I have my doubts, and further research has revealed a more likely candidate who was at Knoxville: Pinecone.

Side Story: The Slatternly Pinecone​

This section is spoilered because it is only tangentially related to Kayla. Read on to witness Godwinson moving about like someone slipped an ice cube down his back while making claims about whichever woman suits his purpose at the time.

Spoiler: Side Story: The Slatternly Pinecone

When it became more apparent that the Rekietas were degenerates Godwinson alleged that CRP made a video about "slatternly women" and it was about Kayla. Trouble is, Godwinson did a stream with PPP soon after Knoxville that provides insight into what was happening at the time and who the video might actually be about.

Here is Godwinson trying to invoke charisma through ritualistic dance and exaggerated poses in an overlong showcase of selective clips. He claims to be hard pressed to think of a bigger whore on the Internet than Kayla. Understandable since a short memory serves his ilk better.

CRP’s video on the "slatternly woman" came out right after Knoxville, and according to CRP: These women dress provocatively, lots of makeup, dyed hair (usually blonde) even if it doesn't fit at all, come across as prostitutes, and "sexy... kind of."

This woman use sex/sexual attention from men to get what they want. They are awful to men they are not interested in though and say "Ew, get away from me, yuyuyuh!" and "violently reject" them in a way that is "really grotesque." Sounds a bit like a bruised ego on CRP's part…

CRP says that this girl will cheat if they don't get sexual attention and they only want to be seen sexually.

Parts sound like Kayla, but it just doesn't fit well enough to be inspired by her.

That said, another piece fits this puzzle much better, that being Pinecone/Pinecone Girl. CRP seems more fixated on her than any other female post-Knoxville. In an episode of This Week in Nectar, they discuss CRP's method of creating content and why he recently had Pinecone on his show.

Essentially, CRP made a video called "Never Badmouth a Lay" based on Warski and Pinecone and then invited Pinecone onto his show to prove his point because he didn't like Warski at that point. Apparently, it was revealed that Pinecone went to Knoxville with the intent to sleep her way into Internet fame by bedding someone at Knoxville.

PPP goes on to describe what sounds like coach's slatternly woman and also alleges to have been in situations similar Knoxville, where there are whores and drugs everywhere. He even claims everyone has and says that "you never say a fuckin' word about [it] and stay tight with those people forever."

There is also speculation about Pinecone having sex with Ralph as well. This clip and a trimmed version of the above stream can be found below.

Remember: These women dress provocatively, lots of makeup, dyed hair (usually blonde) even if it doesn't fit at all, come across as prostitutes, and "sexy... kind of."

While Pinecone being sexy is debatable, it didn't stop certain people at Knoxville from copulating with her.

This is Pinecone, whom Ethan Ralph called a “trashbag whore”:


This is why they call her Pinecone (NSFW):

Spoiler: NSFW

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CRP would later go on This Week in Nectar to talk about Pinecone at Knoxville

It is very likely that the term "slatternly woman" may have been repurposed by Godwinson for more "recent" drama in 2022. Funny thing is, Godwinson is the one connecting slatternly woman with Kayla in 2022 when Godwinson knew that CRP content coming out after Knoxville seemed to be more directed at Warski/Pinecone and the drama between everyone involved.

Slatternly as she is, Kayla wasn’t the only loose woman there and I have doubts that she was the inspiration when a much better fit (and more impactful example for CRP) was present.

Road Rage 2019: Rooftop Kayla​

2019-08-19: Nick’s First Show Back

Nick did a show following his attendance at a Road Rage event in LA, hosted by Juju the Cow. Kayla was also at the event. After briefly describing his journey from being a fan of Juju to attending his events over the years, Nick gave a timeline of events.

On Friday he met a bunch of Juju the Cow fans before migrating to a *shifty glance* club for dancing (strip club) where they got shook down repeatedly before entry. After that, they went back to the Airbnb where he and Kayla were staying with a few other people.

On Saturday they went to the show, then after the show they went to a nearby bar where they drank and had a cool time that involved one of Nick’s moderators: Clay Early. Clay had “too much fun” and angered some people.

Nick then remarks “the roof was not a big deal” and describes being able to access the roof via a chair on the balcony and how Clay had nonspecific fun. Nick then encourages other people to attend the event

Nick’s chat makes some interesting comments. Ed Chambers says that Clay had a wild weekend that included taking Nick’s wife to the roof while being ripped on acid. Kurono asks for details on how Kayla go onto the roof (which Nick explained).

Kiwi Farms user @Had made an interesting post, wherein they described Kayla needing to be talked down from a roof/balcony while drunk at a Road Rage event.

Spoiler: Reference Material

Adventures With Clay

Nick's Chat





Post by Had

2022-03-07: Another Road Rage and Kayla Hypothetical(?)

This time around Kayla and Nick were only able to go to brunch with some Juju the Cow fans and didn’t seem to have much to say about the event.

Curiously enough, while reviewing a case, Nick went into a tangent on consent and then into a hypothetical that sounded a bit familiar to illustrate his point about sexual partners trusting each other.

Nick says that it is a partner’s job to stop the “fuckshit”, by which he means protecting a loved one from their own harmful choices. Like when your partner has nine beers and wants to jump off into the pool, but the pool is, like, twenty-six feet away from the roof and you’re trying to tell them not to. If the partner yells at you and hits you, then that’s them being “a piece of shit”, but if they listen to you then that’s because they are looking out for you. Nick said that it is “consent plus trust”.

Someone in chat thought it was familiar too…

Spoiler: Reference Material

Kayla Present at Road Rage

Roof Hypothetical

2022-08-03: Kayla Confirms

While attending Hedonism II (a swinger resort) in celebration of their eighteen years of marriage, Nick and Kayla openly acknowledge what happened:

Nick: "Lady Rackets also got stuck on a roof so..."

Kayla: "Fair..."

Nick: "She did."

Kayla: "I did... broke(?) a pool I didn't know was there."

Also, while following up on this instance, I encountered other KF users who shares their insight into what happened. It amounts to Kayla being under the influence of something and screaming that she was going to jump off the roof of the hotel. She was talked down and someone had to babysit her for the rest of the night. Apparently, Nick and Kayla had also brought one of their babies (likely a daughter) to a Road Rage event, though no confirmation which event that was.

Spoiler: Reference Material

Kayla Stuck on a Roof

 

[Not Who You Think]

PART IV: Dark Days and Hedonism II​

In 2022 Nick got suspended from YouTube and began branching out to LOCALS to compensate for reduced access to his fan base. Kayla eventually got involved in Nick’s LOCALS group where sexual energy was high and inhibitions were low. Kayla predictably responded by embracing the attention and doing her part to test the boundaries of her newfound parasocial relationships.

Nick's Bad Day/Week/Month/Minute​

May 30th 2022: Everything's Fine

Nick had "not a great weekend" on Memorial Day weekend in 2022. There were some down days, but things are much better.

"Don't worry about me. Everything's fine."

There was 7 weeks of work and stress. No complaints, there's just been a "cool down for a bit... and the cool down... wasn't the best day. Ha ha ha ha."

June 10th, 2022: Suffering Alone Together

Nick says he loves Kayla a lot because she's been a help to him when he's been suffering the most, citing the "rough spot" as that time. Unclear if this means Nick was suffering alone at this point.

It is also noteworthy that Nick was still teaching high schoolers at the homeschool co-op at this time, though he says he hasn’t taught Sunday school since he started a YouTube channel.

June 13th, 2022: Friends, Extended Family, Family, and God (also sex dungeons and Jamaica)

Nick has been going through the most trying time in his entire life (x2).

Nick is dealing with dual feelings related to Depp trial. His income is very high, he loves his job, and the only thing he wants to buy is a super car even though he knows that it's short-sighted (taxes and such). He and Kayla can now expand their house (we learn later in 2023 that this was the sex dungeon he's been trying to get during COVID). On other fronts he isn't doing well, referencing the hardest day in his entire life from two weeks and a couple days ago (placing it on Memorial Day weekend).

The two things he is trying to reconcile seem to be the high point and the low point in his life. The high point is the professional success from Depp and Rittenhouse, the low has yet to be disclosed.

Nick finds satisfaction in his career because he's a man (women love their careers too "and that's cute, but [men have been doing it longer]").

The issue in his life involve friends, extended family, family, and God. Unclear if this is one problem influencing the aspects of his life simultaneously, or if there are many problems happening at the same time.

Nick's says that his fans balance out the high and low that he is in because they make him feel good about himself by thanking him for the good he does in the world. Nick tells a story about a guy whose daughter was killed by a drunk driver that goes nowhere, and people giving him vague validation.

Nick also is having something of an existential crisis with questions that he's either not allowed to ask or there are no answers. He also claims to be playing chess with God, but Nick is okay with this because it means God exists and God only does this so we acknowledge Him and to teach us things- "FUUUUUUUUUCK".

This is also the stream where Nick reveals that he's going to Jamaica with Kayla.

July 4th, 2022: The Bad Month

Nick is still on the darkest walk of his life. Nick holds himself up as an example of what to do. Follow Nick, follow the light, follow his trained eyes.

The new worst day is now July 2nd (or 3rd) since the recording was done late on July 4th and Nick's idea of yesterday may be relative. Nick says that he is "struggling y'all" and no walk is perfect. The last month has "the hardest days of all of it".

October 12th, 2023: The Bad Minute

Someone called Coof superchats and Nick says he has never understood suicide, but has wondered about it. A while ago a bunch of stress hit him all at once in one moment, weird circumstances that he won't get into that are much gayer than what anyone thinks.

Though he never considered harming himself, Nick thought to himself that he would be okay with dying for a "transient minute". Then he was like "whooooah" because it was so "fucking dark". Then he was "baffled" that people have to deal with this all the time. He then explains how suicide isn't the answer and then jokes about it by saying only people who are murdered deserve to die.

The whole thing seems to undermine what he was going though in the summer of 2022, but Nick is also trying to show off how grounded and wise he is.

Closing Thoughts:
Nick thinks this impacted him most of all and it made him okay with dying for an entire minute, and though he wasn't suicidal at all, it blew his mind how dark he was being. While he consistently focuses on his suffering, Nick doesn't talk about what the inciting event was or why it impacted his relations with friends/extended family/family/God. Overall, it sounds like Nick and/or Kayla either couldn't dodge accountability for something or they responded poorly to concern from others.

This was likely precipitated by something Nick and/or Kayla did which could be any number of things, though it's a good bet that it pertains to otherwise hidden aspects of their lifestyle. Maybe it was infidelity as perceived by a family member who discovered their "monogamous" nightlife. Perhaps it was a contractor with loose lips regarding Nick's would-be sex dungeon. It could also be an intervention about Nick's substance use or even Nick being a closeted something and him being unable to reconcile it without ultimately openly validating degeneracy as a whole.

In general, those "close to [Nick]" don't matter that much to him anymore, and from the looks of things, this likely includes friends, extended-family, family, and God. Whatever the situation was, Nick definitely made it worse.

Spoiler: Reference Material

Everything's Fine

Suffering Alone Together

Nick Doesn't Teach Sunday School

Friends, Family, and God

Chess with God

Rekieta's Sex Dungeon

Worst Days
Note: dog barking is not on Nick's end (Cynthia's dog).

Worst Minute

"They Can Fuck Off"

Nick and Hedonism II​

Nick making fun of cuckolds had become a staple of his show. When Jack Murphy was outed as a cuckold, Nick and Drexel put on Jack Murphy-type beards and made a reference to Hedonism II, knowing that was where cuckold swingers vacationed (and given Drexel's sexual proclivities there is no way he didn't know).

Nick revealed that he was taking Kayla to Jamaica and asks chat about Hedonism II. Even though they ended up going, and sexually engaging with other people, Nick would feign ignorance in the face of any evidence going forward.

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Spoiler: Reference Material

Nick, Drexel, and Hedonism II

Nick Asks Chat About Hedonism II

Drugs at Anime Matsuri 2022​

Nick would attend Anime Matsuri with Kayla where he would engage fans and get stepped on by women because he is a well-adjusted individual with healthy interests.

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Nick had his first MDMA experience at Anime Matsuri, which was around the time of his "worst days". He got the drug from a trusted friend, who warned him that it may not work. Nick took it at Matsuri before the rave and nothing happened, so he went to the bar with Starwars Girl (Anna), Cecil, Flash and "everybody".

Afterwards Nick, Kayla, and Anna are walking down the street, lamenting that the MDMA didn't work. Nick and Kayla lay down in bed and then Nick starts to feel sick. Nick only had maybe five drinks total and a weed pen (delta eight) that evening on top of the MDMA pills, so he couldn't understand why he felt sick... Nick goes to the bathroom, looks in the mirror and sees that the room has changed color, his pupils were enlarged, and everything gets weird. Nick starts "dry humping"/rubbing the wall for 20 minutes because he loves the texture so much. Ryan (his editor?) would know because he stayed at the same hotel. Nick goes out to see Kayla and notices that her tattoos started fluttering and felt glorious. Nick ends the story with implication that they had drug-fueled sex.

Nick came away from the experience understanding why people take drugs once and then go crazy (foreshadowing?). From there it was off to Hedonism II in Jamaica.

Of note, in 2024 Cecil described an experience he had were Nick was on acid when they were in Houston (where Anime Matsuri is held). It is unconfirmed if this was Anime Matsuri 2022 or another time.

The story goes, Nick booked a hotel for him in Houston under a name Cecil didn't know. Cecil couldn't get Nick on the phone to get access to his room. Fortunately for Cecil, Nick had wandered into the lobby wearing nothing but a towel and on acid. Apparently Nick was locked out of his room. Cecil got Nick's attention so he could get his room.

It isn’t explained why Kayla wasn’t available to let Nick back into the room.

Spoiler: Reference Material

MDMA at Anime Matsuri

On Acid at Anime Matsuri with Cecil

Happy 18 Years of Marriage, Nick and Kayla!​

2022-08-1 to 2022-08-12: Swinger Resort Hedonism II

Drugs:
Nick describes the vacation as an "inhibition coom-splosion" and talks about taking chocolate mushroom bars during his Hedonism II vacation. Nick makes it clear that the "beach pharmacist" and staff at the resort could get you whatever you want. Nick buys the mushroom chocolate bars and the instructions say that 1 square brings clarity and focus, 2 squares provides fractals and mild hallucinations, and 3 squares means you should find a safe place and get ready for happy town. They wake up at 6AM with nothing to do and since they were advised to take the mushroom chocolate on an empty stomach (they weren't having breakfast for a while) they took the mushrooms.

Nick describes experiencing time dilation and hallucinations and calling his wife a "dumb lying bitch" for not thinking she is that affected by the drugs because... he is acting high and annoying (kind of a "You're high because I'm high" logic). He hated the way it made his legs feel far away, how he couldn't feel his posterior, and was paranoid that he defecated in the bed whenever he passed gas. Nick was elated whenever this wasn't the case so he could go back under the covers (where he had been farting). Nick then went to the bathroom where he sat naked on the toilet, twiddling joker cards (to anchor him to reality) while muttering to himself and getting spooked by the mirrors.

While this is happening, Kayla is on the bed "torched" and ignoring him. She is still not engaging with how dumb Nick claims he is being. 50 minutes later Kayla, who was playing games on her phone, checks in on Nick. Nick eventually comes out and gaslights himself into thinking he's always been in the room with Kayla. They play poker which "wasn't good". Kayla had ADHD and some level of OCD (undiagnosed) so when she opened the deck of cards and marveled at how beautiful they looked, Nick called her "fucking retarded". Kayla then shuffles the cards and starts crying because she ruined them.

Nick took the maximum dose of mushrooms and based his experience off of that. He also still maintains that he hates being disoriented. Nick claims not to be into it and that the experience lasted about 5 hours. During that time Kayla only finished 3 puzzles (sudoku) on her phone.

Nick says that the best part is that it makes you stupid and you don't care how stupid the other person is... except for all the times Nick called his wife retarded and tried to force his own trip.

Nick's fixation on the effects of drugs that reduce inhibition and describing his vacation as an "inhibition coom-splosion" in conjunction with his preoccupation with attending nude beaches with the intent to also lower inhibitions makes it clear that Nick is trying to erase any barrier to hedonism in his life. Nick either didn't know (or didn't care) that more than inhibitions are affected by this behavior as he seeks to chemically euthanize whatever remains of his conscience.

Nick's behavior toward his wife was verbally abusive and one can only imagine what else he said or did. He sounded angry at her for whatever reason, and he seemed to think that is okay (or possibly even sexy/manly?).

Nick also claims to have done cocaine in Jamaica, though he claims that he did not like it at all (lol).

Note: People who have met Kayla in person (both in the Sektur and here on Kiwi Farms) describe her as being on drugs. These experiences likely aren’t as new to them (or at least Kayla) as Nick might pretend.

Spoiler: Reference Material

Shrooms at Hedonism II

Cocaine Use at Hedonism II

Streaming:
Nick did a few streams from their room at Hedonism II, including a TTRPG stream with friends, a solo stream, and a stream with Kayla to celebrate their wedding anniversary.

During the solo stream the following is made known:

1. Kayla prefers balls on her futanari
2. Kayla ate an orange gummy penis sent in from a fan (it took “three business days”) and enjoyed it very much
3. Nick and Kayla have a “naughty suitcase” full of sex toys/games that they take with them on vacation
4. Nick and Kayla went to a sex shop with Joe Ball and his friend Shane to buy Kayla a dress

Spoiler: Reference Material

Futa Balls

Kayla and the Delicious Gummy Penis

Naughty Suitcase

Joe Ball, Shane, and the Sex Shop

The stream with Kayla (the last full day of their vacation) yields the following information:

• They have been married for eighteen years.
• Nick made Kayla participate in karaoke, dancing, costume contests, and foam parties.
• They triple won one of the costume contests, Nick won the next one alone by wearing a button-up dress shirt and brief underwear and “get this dick” written on his chest (Kayla dressed as a naughty schoolgirl with glasses that Nick made her wear).
• The karaoke guy gave Nick the moniker “Nick the dick”.
• Kayla complains that Nick has been pushing her outside of her comfort zone while detailing how they went to a club where they continued to drink (as they had been the whole time there) and Kayla used the stripped pole until she damaged her sciatic nerve. Nick then took to the stripper pole because a dancer told him to “get his pink ass on stage” and basked in the booties of all the black women.
• Nick tells his chat that Slannesh is present on this vacation.
• Kayla continues to feign being unaccustomed to profanity.
• Nick loves Kayla’s black man voice.
• Nick asks Kayla “doyoulubblckpple?” and Kayla gives an emphatic “Yes!”
• Kayla is unsure what she needs to keep hidden anymore and feels dirty about stepping on Nick at Anime Matsuri.
• Chat asks Nick and Kayla to admit they are swingers which provokes a strong response from Kayla for well over a full minute. Might not sounds long, but try sitting through it.
• Chat notices that Kayla isn’t wearing her wedding ring, not even her pink ring (Nick was still wearing his blue one).
• Chat calls them beautiful and based, but Kayla “jokes” that they are pretty messed up. Ha ha ha.
• Nick advises people to hold to their principles as long as they don’t impact others. Finding someone who shares the same principles as you isn’t sustainable. Nick says that he and Kayla don’t hold the same principles they did when they first met regarding profanity. Apparently, holding one another to principles you had committed to and built your relationship on doesn’t work. This is Nick’s actual marriage advice. Unsurprising since Nick doesn’t like accountability and Kayla is a weak person.
• Kayla says “I used to be a good girl ‘till you broke me” and then giggles.
• Nick says that the way they raised the oldest and youngest are wildly different.
• Nick and Kayla went to couples counselling/group until COVID killed it. The advice that Nick took away from it was that you can’t change anyone’s perception of things so don’t even try. In a related statement, he says that making yourself conform to the desires of your partner isn’t good because you would just have to change again for the next one. This sounds a bit more like dating advice than marriage advice (unless you plan to get divorced and find someone else).
• Nick’s father, Robert (Bob) Rekeita sends a chat to tease his son and daughter in law on their swinger vacation.
• Chat congratulates Kayla on the success of her procedure (Kayla gives knowing look and a whisper).
• Chat says that it’s too late because Nick and Kayla “already screwed it up” (their marriage), which confuses Kayla and prompts Nick to almost explain that what they are doing is a sign of a failing marriage.
• Drexel plans to save the children in the event of Nick’s death. Kayla didn’t want to marry Drexel, but Nick explains that she wouldn’t have to marry her.
• Nick’s dad sends the same chat again: Don’t miss your flight!
• Their homeschool co-op is amazing because Nick teaches them about the Constitution and this year Kayla will be teaching music.
• Near the end of the stream Kayla responds to a chat (unsure which one) by chuckling and saying “they have no idea”.
• Nick finishes up the stream by reading a chat that says that they are the opposite of Jack Murphy and wife “no cucking here”.

Spoiler: Reference Material

Intro and Making Kayla Do Things

Costume Contest

Stripper Pole and Nick's Girlfriend

Slaneesh is Present

Oh The Profanity!

Black Voices

Lub Blackpeeple

Stepping on Nick

Admit You Are Swingers

Where Are The Rings?

We're Pretty Messed Up

Principles and Relationships

Couple Counselling Advice

Bob Rekieta, Procedures, and Already Screwed Up

Drexel Saves the Kids (Bob Again)

Homeschool Co-op

They Have No Idea...?

No Cucking Here

Do You Know Laverne?​

Kayla also teased Nick about his “girlfriend” during this trip. More details would be revealed over time.

2022-08-11: Kayla Approves of Nick and Other Women

During the livestream celebrating their marriage at the swinger locale Hedonism II, Kayla wanted to tell a story. Nick was reluctant, but after some whispering, Kayla is allowed to tell the story.

The story pertains to the live entertainment from the previous night. Kayla and Nick went onto the dance floor. Kayla didn't really like dancing, but Nick got called up on stage to dance with the performer. It was "like, goooooood dancing, like looking at him in the eye... It was intense."

Nick also climbed the stripper pole and slid all the way down it. Kayla was delighted by all of this.

Nick's chat noticed that he had a tattoo, but Nick didn't want to show it because he hates it... just kidding he likes it. Kayla then starts lifting Nick's shirt while staring dead into Nick's eyes, saying, "You would let the server do it."

2022-10-17: Nick Lubsblackpeeple and Can't Do Drugs at Home

During a stream in mid-October, Nick emphatically expresses that he "lubblackpeeple" because his best friend is black and Kayla made fun of him because he had a crush on "a staff member" down in the Caribbean. Nick then rhetorically asks if his chat thinks she was white.

"She was a fine-ass black chick...whoooooohhhhh... Goddam...MMM!"

Nick claims that he didn't take her to his room because it was not allowed. Would he though? "Well... Different question. *phew*"

Chat doesn't seem convinced (sex isn't allowed, but drugs are?) and Nick says:

"All I'm saying, all I'm saying is, I wanna go back and the drugs may have something to do with it. Cuz you can't do drugs here... You CANNOT do drugs here at home, you got kids man, you can't fuckin' do THAT. That's very... No no no, you can't do drugs around kids, you can't do that... but drugs where no one cares and you have no responsibility... I'm not telling anybody else to do it... I'm just saying... All I want to do is go back and do some molly."

2022-10-21: Mystery Woman "Touched" Nick

During a stream a few days later, Nick claims to have rarely seen beautiful black women. Drexel is in the room, so while he concedes that black women can rarely be physically attractive, their personalities are terrible and not worth it.

Nick challenges Drexel on this and brings up a woman whose name he can't remember from his trip to the Caribbean whom Kayla teased him about. Apparently, she was super nice and asked Nick to marry her. Nick is laughed at once it is revealed that she worked at the resort.

Nick really thought she liked him though because she touched him "and stuff" and was "handsy".

2022-10-28: Her Name is Laverne

A week later, Nick tries to remember the name of their "favorite person" from their Hedonism II trip. Kayla is confused and asks if it was the gal...

Kayla then feigns an aversion to profanity and reveals the mystery woman's name: Laverne (may be spelled differently, but this is will do). Kayla calls her sweet while putting on a silly/stupid girl voice. Needless to say, Kayla loved her. Laverne is the same one who told Nick to get his "pink ass upown staayge" and Kayla gets lost in thought à la mm-mmm's (much like Nick did in previous streams).

2022-11-26: Nick Thinks Laverne Looks Like a White Girl

A month later, Nick opines on what ethnicities he finds attractive. Nick says that attractive black women are rare because they have to look like white women. Hispanic girls can look like anything. Nick doesn't like hips, and only likes slender women (saying black women generally "don't fit the bill").

Nick then launches into Laverne and how her body-shape was more like a white girl. Also, Asian women are good unless they are Japanese because of the crying thing(?).

2024-10-28: Kalea Leaks

One of Nick's former mods, Kalea, released an exchange between her and Nick where he tries to explain why he was following male Hedonism II employees on Instagram. Nick claims it was to pay for a medical procedure for a dancer they really liked who had lost her job after getting pregnant and Nick needed to get her money via a male dancer whom he bonded with over anime and cooking. Nick also claims that employees couldn't touch them or they would get fired.

In the accounts above we learn that there was a pregnant employee there (not fired) and that Laverne was plenty handsy with Nick. The going theory after this exchange is that Nick was scammed into paying for a fake abortion.

What did we learn?

Laverne is a black woman with a white woman's body who works at a swinger resort that Nick was attracted to because she gave him attention (physically and otherwise). Kayla thinks her husband having a crush on Laverne was delightful and they both seem to be physically attracted to her (mm-MMMMM).

Oh, and Nick is an easy mark.

Spoiler: Reference Material

Nick and the Dancer

Tattoos and Servers

Laverne and Drugs

Handsy Laverne

Laverne From Jamaica

Nick on Women and Laverne

Kalea Leaks

You Can Take the Rekietas Out of Hedonism II, but...​

Nick resumed streaming after returning from this vacation with renewed focus on sex and relationships. He would place a lot of emphasis on having “monogamous fun”. While he denied any infidelity, he says that their marriage has survived droughts, lack of communication, silent frustrations and such, Nick sought to champion marriage through experimental sexual experiences “while preserving monogamy”.

Nick also went on the defensive pretty early regarding him and Kayla having sex with others, claiming not to not to have time for another woman in his life. Nick would blame churches in particular for having too narrow a view of sex and not wanting anyone to have any fun ever. Nick also talked about Kayla not feeling attractive after having a child and said that her body was “broken and distended”.

Nick would reinforce herding others into monogamous degeneracy by working together with his friend Drexel, threatening couples by saying that if they don’t follow his advice then Drexel will have sex with their wife. They don’t seem to be joking.

Nick was able to address how he has changed over time in a later stream. For example, not swearing was "cute" but not Nick and implied to be bad because it wasn't "authentic". Nick started talking about relationships a lot more because of people like Drexel, Legal Mindset, and Branca telling Nick that he doesn't understand the dating market and that triggered Nick.

The turning point, according to Nick, was a discussion with Drexel and Lead Attorney where Nick said that women don't complement men on their looks.

Nick claims that after that women really responded to his message and he interpreted this as validation for his insight on relationships. The stream Nick referred to was in August 2022 though and Nick was already oversharing by that point and had a boost in female engagement from the Depp trial. Given how highly Nick values positive feedback from black people (including feedback pertaining to his wife), it is more likely that it was validation from Lead Attorney that gave Nick more confidence.

This is because Nick has a… certain view of black people in general. Nick has used black men being attracted to his wife as validation that she is desirable more than once. Nick often describes these men as wearing very low pants, approaching Kayla after she leaves the ladies restroom, and being "cool" about it. Nick also allegedly expresses bewilderment to them about why they think he could stop them (as if to invite some sort of encounter?).

Nick also had a very strong reaction to be "catcalled by an African American" (even though she looked like a homeless man) while he was wearing short shorts. He seemed genuinely mind-blown.

In any case, Nick felt that he needed to get his message to the people, particularly about women giving sexual complements to men. His message would eventually be distilled on October 31st 2023 wherein he told men and women to just lie to each other until they feel good enough to have sex with each other.

Nick reiterates that men are visual and women are not. Women are attracted to what men do. Men are attracted to how women look. Somehow, Nick twists this into a call for women to complement men's bums and praising women for their accomplishments (even especially if it isn't true). Nick thinks that demonstrating your willingness to lie to a loved one about their accomplishments/appearance can only gain you favor in their eyes because it is a "noble lie".

Nick doesn't feel attractive unless he receives sexual validation on his looks and thinks this applies to all men, even though he also thinks that this is primarily an issue for women. This implies that Nick's sexual insecurities are more feminine in nature.

Essentially, Nick's advice goes against his premise for the sake of novelty (telling someone something they haven't heard). He goes further by seeming to hope they catch the lie and then appreciate that you cared enough to lie to them so often. All of this is rooted in an unhealthy and incredibly short-sighted view of men and women.

I will post this in the section below for posterity as Nick rambles on about men needing to be sexually objectified, which lends credence to the idea that he is going to “troon-out” someday.

Spoiler: Reference Material

Monogamous Fun and Distended Bodies

Have Fun... Or Else...

Nick Changed

Lead Attorney Complements Nick?

Black Men Love Kayla

Black Women Love Nick

Nick's Relationship Advice: JUST LIE UNTIL IT FEELS GOOD

 

[Not Who You Think]

Part V: Kayla Rekieta Internet Celebrity?

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Kayla started to engage with Nick’s fans a lot more and even attempted to start a YouTube channel of her own with no plans for content. Chat suggested Kayla review Star Trek for her channel and Nick briefly borrowed the credit for the idea.

Kayla got an initial boost from being Nick’s wife though and Nick did plan to incorporate her into his LOCALS content. Nick’s big hope was to get her to do a monthly “relationship stream” with him, possibly to give him more cred with others on the subject. Kayla was allegedly invited to go on Simpcast with Chrissie Mayr.

Kayla seemed initially invested in this, and even audibly gasped on one of Nick’s stream when her first video got a downvote. Nick also informed his audience that the terms “danger witch” and “mcjuggernuggets” are associated search terms with her content. Kayla would periodically say that she wanted to make videos taking about pregnancy/miscarriages because she thought other women would find it helpful.

Spoiler: Reference Material

Kayla Streaming Ideas

Downvote

Danger Witch and McJuggerNuggets

2022-09-19: Kayla Gets Surgery (Playboy AirBnB Foreshadowing)

Nick streamed from a hotel room while Kayla was undergoing surgery. While Nick made it clear that it wasn’t for a tubal ligation (tubes tied), he was not specific as to what it was though he did describe it as “fun” for… some reason.

Nick clarifies that the metal frame around the bed it isn't a sex swing though he wishes it were because it would be "funny". Nick also mentioned an AirBnB in a state he claims to have not been to that has a sex stuff like that. Nick would later stay at the Playboy Mansion themed AirBnB in Nashville on September 16th 2023 where he would perform a pole dance for one of his jannies.

Link to a thorough post by @Balldo’s Gate here: https://kiwifarms.st/threads/nichol...law-nickrekieta.53871/page-2130#post-16833610

Spoiler: Reference Material

Safe and Fun Medical Procedure

Playboy AirBnB

2022-10-28: Kayla the Bold

In addition to becoming more involved in Nick’s LOCALS, Kayla became more involved with Nick’s streams where she really started to cut loose. During a stream in late October 2022 even more things were revealed, including:

• Nick wants to buy a fast car, but Kayla doesn’t like it when Nick drives fast.
• Nick’s Odysee chat posts boob GIFs.
• Nick doesn’t know how to flirt with his wife.
• Kayla playfully feigns not knowing about (or approving of) people sending boob pics to Nick.
• Nick asks Kayla if Drexel is a hottie and it makes her uncomfortable so she deflects by saying she isn’t the person to ask. (Remember, she described him as an Adonis to her bestie).
• Divinity is sexually attracted to Drexel.
• Drexel looks at the Rekieta children the same way he looks at NCAA Cat (his side-piece).
• Kayla is familiar with “teeth on Drexel’s penis” (he got a permanent scar on his penis from a woman who bit him).
• Kayla feels bad about not being sexually attracted to Drexel… for some reason.
• Kayla had surgery recently and hasn’t been sexually satisfying Nick.
• Kayla is often embarrassed by Nick.
• Kayla would have had more kids is it weren’t so dangerous health-wise.
• Kayla passes time by putting together miniatures/Legos on her bed.
• Nick thinks he’s about to close a deal (Rumble) that will buy Kayla whatever she wants.
• Kayla LOVES Divinity because she ripped a hit on her bong on stream, but can’t do it herself because her kids might see.
• The Rekieta children aren’t allowed to watch Nick’s show. No. NO. NO!
• Kayla loves weed, and doesn’t think her children should do it until their brains are finished developing (it’s okay for Kayla because she’s almost 40 and doesn’t need her brain). When they are ready (age 21) Nick and Kayla want to do drugs with their kids.
• Kayla has different voices in her head, including a “black man”, all with their own personalities.
• LOCALS chat is “ready” for Kayla… what could that possibly mean?
• Kayla watches Drexel’s show, and apparently someone had recently asked, in the chat, that Kayla and Nick do a Balldo review.
• Kayla hints that Nick wishes he “wasn’t so old”, Nick claims Kayla is hotter now than she ever was (doesn't explain why), and Nick reveals his Balldo (unused at this point).
• Nick claims that words don’t matter (only intent does) and that he had a conversation about it with their oldest. This still translates to moderating what he (the son) says (swearing in front of grandparents = death). Nick also claims to have used profanity since he was 8, but never done so in front of his parents until he was 35. What a cool and responsible kid.
• Nick says there will NOT be a review of the Balldo and proceeds to describe the product. The others look uncomfortable.
• Kayla and Nick discuss doing a LOCALS stream and Nick presses doing a hot tub stream.
• Nick teases that Josh (Null) is his gay simp. Nick claims that he has sexy lingerie and asks Kayla if she would peg him. Kayla seems pliable to it and feels bad about refusing.
• Nick doesn’t think he would be honoring Kayla if he didn’t live up to values they agreed to a long time ago (remember that at Hedonism II Nick claimed that not holding onto your initial values was the key to success). This came up while discussing Ethan Ralph badmouthing Kayla and how Nick would require a mile of apologies for that. Kayla mocks Nick in response.
• The stream ends with a shoutout to Kayla’s channel. Nick advertises his LOCALS by saying that mods from his YouTube channel post their breasts (which Divinity likes). Nick hates his Discord.
• Throughout the stream Kayla demonstrates how cognitively impaired she is. Kayla has difficulty remembering things, following conversations, and thinking in general.
• Kayla can’t remember the previous day.
• Kayla abandoned her cousin in her bathroom after promising to return with toilet paper (the closet was five feet away).
• Kayla doesn’t understand acronyms… forgets why she started talking about that…
• Kayla doesn’t recognize the chat from the person who is currently on stream with them.
• Kayla claims being scatterbrained is her ADHD. Couldn’t be years of weed, alcohol, and such. Remember, she’s older and her brain has finished developing, so it’s okay.

Special Mention from This Stream: “READ FUCKING JONAH”

Miscarriages are brought up during this stream and Nick offers hope the only way he knows how: by making it up. After talking about miscarriages, Nick goes into a soaring aside where he tells people not to fear fate or God because the fear itself is the only real obstacle.

Nick then says that God/fate/nature/the universe doesn’t get to tell you what to do, and they will provide you with the means to sabotage their designs… just because? He brings up other couples who had miscarriages/stillbirths which makes Kayla cry until Nick forcefully tells her to “stop crying.” and continues.

Nick claims that people should “READ FUCKING JONAH”, and that God said the following:

“Fortune and fate fall where they fall, not because of you, not because of your actions, not some punishment, not some blessing, not because of Me… not because of Me, but because it falls on everyone.”

Nick says because of this, people shouldn’t be afraid of what life has to hold because “if you fear anything, you will lose everything”, which elicits an Amen from Divinity (lol).

None of this is in the book of Jonah (or even Job). Among the messages and themes of Jonah and Job are that God can do whatever He wants and there’s nothing anyone can do to stop Him. Also, the conclusion of the matter in the book of Ecclesiastes is that we should fear God and keep His commandments. In fact, Nick’s message isn’t found anywhere in Scripture.

Spoiler: Reference Material

Nick and Fast Cars

Drexel Looking at Kids

Kayla and Teeth on Drexel's Penis

Kayla's Surgery and Unsatisfied Nick

Fights, Kids, and Streaming

Kayla, Kids, and Weed

Voices in Kayla's Head and Kids Don't Watch

LOCALS is Ready for Kayla

Nick and Kayla Getting Old

Words and Intent

Balldo Talk

Hot Tub Stream?

Nick's Lingerie and Pegging

Ralph, Marital Values

Closing and Innocent Kayla

Kayla Can't Think Compilation

Miscarriages and READ JONAH, NICK

2022-11-05: Nick and Kayla Met a Swinger Couple in the Caribbean

During a stream on November 5th 2022, Nick detailed how a swinger couple tried to pick up him and Kayla. This is because Nick had been practicing complementing people “with no intention” and just to make people feel good.

A “disparate” couple walked up to them and the woman named Leah from Minnesota looked to be about 24 or 26. The man Leah was with looked to be 60-65 years old. Nick complemented Leah’s dress because it looked good on her, and they stopped at their table.

Nick had seen them before (their room was right above theirs) and waved to them before because he’s “a friendly motherfucker, I dunno” and he alleges that being a YouTuber makes him better at talking to people who are/aren’t there.

The older man asks Nick and Kayla if they are in the lifestyle. Nick responded with “not really, no” and the man said if they are he hopes they lifestyle in their direction. Nick told him that he would keep it in mind and that he saw them check in. Nick claims that he was trying to get them to leave… even though he is the one continuing the conversation. The couple never spoke to them for the rest of the trip.

Nick denies that anything happened because he was not a swinger and the young woman was not his type. Chat speculates and Nick basks in the attention of his “swinger vibes”.

This story pleases Nick to no end, although it seems less bizarre when you know they were at a swinger resort and this wouldn’t be out of the ordinary there. There would be many more stories like this from Nick in the future at gay bars and elsewhere.

Spoiler: Reference Material

Swinger Couple (Leah)

Lies, Lewds, and LOCALS​

Remember how LOCALS chat said they were ready for Kayla? This is what they meant:

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/nichol...law-nickrekieta.53871/page-1771#post-16420956

The link above leads to a post detailing what Kayla was like in the LOCALS chat with LOCALS trying to get her to post lewds, Kayla teasing nudes, and references to swinging.

Kayla eventually sends a picture of her topless from the back at Hedonism II. When asked for more explicit photos Kayla says, "I would, but they would still probably end up on kiwi farms with all kinds of crap about Nick's 'conservative' wife'." More images are posted by Nick. A look at the metadata reveals that pictures featuring Kayla passed through Facebook's servers. However, Nick's solo picture did not. Make of that what you will.

Nick and Kayla have publicly stated in 2019 that they don’t have any nudes of any kind, and if they did, it wouldn’t be on any electronic device, and if any exist, they aren’t real (polaroids only *wink*). Nick also says that they can honestly say that there are no electronic nudes of them. Kayla makes a face and there is some awkward banter that reveals that they bought a camera for the purpose of making non-electronic(?) nudes but haven't used it because they are too busy.

Nick would later share with Drexel during a stream in April 2020 that he and Kayla have no nudes, and if they did, would never have it on an electronic device because it would be too risky and it wouldn't be anyone's business.

Spoiler: Reference Material

Sample Images

This private information is unavailable to guests due to policies enforced by third-parties.

Nudes Aren't Real (extended)

Never On Any Electronic Device

2022-11-08: The 2022 “Erection” Night Stream and the Day Kayla Got Balldo-ed

Nick hosted an election stream (later dubbed "erection" stream by the chat) in November 2022. By now you are probably familiar with Kayla's propensity to have sporadic outbursts while not engaging with the alleged topic of the stream. Consequently, relevant clips are edited together in a more coherent manner. Feel free to note Nick's reactions to her behavior in the clips provided.

Doug TenNapel was on for the first hour or so. They discuss topics like politics and laugh at Cenk's take on bestiality. LOCALS chat becomes much more prominent immediately after Doug leaves and this continues throughout. If you watch the clips you may notice Kayla's outfit:

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Tim joins and says hello to Kayla and she explains her "black" outfit (which appears to be netted in some areas), shows off her leg/foot, and claims she did it because she didn't want people to see her stomach. Some "lol feet" talk and then she reveals her stomach anyway and is delighted at the reaction she gets from kicking her leg up on stream. The last part of the clip is from later in the stream. Branca brings up Kayla's "black" outfit again and Kayla proceeds to flirt with him in front of Nick. This happens more than once.

Kayla asks someone to send her an outfit and she will wear it for them (with increasing enthusiasm). Note that Kayla claims she won't post a picture, though by now it becomes very apparent what Kayla will wear and for whom.

Kayla requests the outfit(s) being posted. Later, while Branca is talking about his own issues, Kayla and Nick mute themselves so they can discuss something. They don't quite seem to grasp that they are still on camera, and rudimentary lip reading suggests it’s related to something Kayla saw that she loves, and Nick wants to indulge her in it. In any case, they agree that it is within their marital boundaries to attain.

Later on, Kayla is about to respond to the LOCALS, but hesitates until Nick offers to respond. Nick appears to be giving Kayla's measurements to someone. After Nick gave out her measurements, Kayla’s simps upped their engagement considerably. This seems to be a trend, considering this post by Kayla in LOCALS from early January 2023:

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They make claims to be Christian and that Christians can have ALL the fun sex. Predictably, their version of God seems to be perving on people just like they do on LOCALS (so it’s okay guys). Though Kayla may not consider God a cuck, Nick took an opposing view. A true meeting of the minds.

Moving on, Kayla pulls a face over pizza lingerie and Nick proceeds to immediately (and unironically) consider doing a chad-dad stream at some point. Kayla also reveals that her new goal is to corrupt a straight woman using her sexuality.

Kayla claims she really likes lingerie, but spends a lot of time drooling over the women themselves. Nick points out that Kayla has "the masculine voice" (which he makes sound black for some reason). Branca attempts to endear himself to Kayla more (it pays off later).

Kayla admits that she becomes a lesbian when she drinks. What a funny joke.

Kayla makes a comment that Nick is submissive to her. Ha ha ha. Reminder that her YouTube channel profile pic is her stepping on Nick at a convention:

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The gawking continues and Nick tells LOCALS to stop Faye Reagan posting as he recognized the pornstar immediately (coomer talk). Time passes and the Faye Reagan posting possibly hasn't stopped (research shows she's a redhead). Kayla jokes about impregnating women, further asserting herself as ‘one if the guys'.

Nick tries to tell a story and Kayla interjects by saying that she's very liberal with "sharing" the beauty of her body and then playing it off as a joke as Nick struggles to continue the stream.

Kayla Messes with Nick's setup when trying to respond to locals on his computer and makes the comment that computers don't want her to touch them, but the men don't say that. Branca and Kayla go from joke-flirting to joke-propositioning now, and Nick looks embarrassed. Nick brings up the LOCALS chat numbers (over 1,000) and Kayla says "call me" with a flirty gesture/wink/lip-bite.

It is revealed that Onlyfans is off the table and during one of Nick's bathroom breaks Kayla discloses where she's been getting some of her lingerie. Branca appears to try and bait Kayla into proving that she has said lingerie.

Kayla then says that Nick DOESN'T LET HER POST ON LOCALS when she already has… She also describes how they recently went to four sex/lingerie stores in a row and Nick got a thong with a wreath. Possibly referring to same thong she wanted Nick to wear to the underwear party around Christmas. An image of what this might look like is attached below.

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Kayla finds her new swimsuit. Kayla says she'll "post a lot of things for y'all" but apparently a string bikini post isn't one. Near the end of the stream, Nick tries to toast. Kayla is preoccupied with LOCALS on her phone (due to her messing up the locals on Nick's computer) and is holding up a picture for Nick to see while she grabs her drink and unintentionally flashes a LOCALS's post of a bimbo. She does this twice and is even holding the phone like a cheap prop so her husband can look at other women.

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Nick also admits to his sexual interest in LOCALS chat.

Post-Show Stream:

Nick did a post-show stream. Chat says that Kayla and Branca are dangerous together. Nick agrees, but says he “just doesn’t give a fuck” about it. Nick thinks Kayla and Branca are so funny.

We also learn that someone named Tiff (one of Nick’s LOCALs) sent Nick the Balldo and that “it was put to vigorous use today” and that a review is on its way. Kayla was discussing it in chat that day, so Nick has permission to speak about it and described it as “shockingly terrific” (though he hasn’t achieved ballgasm). Kayla enjoyed it VERY much (she capitalized “very” in chat).

Nick’s editor says that LOCALS is dangerous for him. Nick goes on to say that he had been shaming Kayla into assposting, but realized that she didn’t have a solo-asspost to show. He knows because he has a bunch more pictures from their Hedonism II vacation and there isn’t one in there. This would be remedied soon enough…

Also, Nick says that he tries to keep his LOCALS entertaining so people get their money’s worth. Entertainment in this context would means general sleaze, including his wife. Nick even tells people that they need to be on LOCALS all the time because there is assposting and, uh, all sorts of great stuff. He specifically mentions getting to see Kayla’s side-boob if you join.

Nick also claims that the only ass pic he has of Kayla, *long pause* sort of, is the one with both of them BUT YOU GOTTA BE IN THE CHATS TO SEE THEM. That's right, Nick has just used his wife's bum as promotional material for his platform.

Nick then goes on about how much he doesn’t care anymore and how the Internet wants people to just be “fucking whiney pieces of shit” who are afraid of being who they are. Nick says it’s not just the censors, but the anti-censorship people too, which implies that Nick is the only one against that.

Spoiler: Reference Material

Challenge Accepted

Doug Leaves and the Fun Starts

Kayla's "Black Outfit"

Kayla x LOCALS

Kayla x LOCALS Lingerie

Kayla Loves Her LOCALS Simps

Kayla, God, Pizza Lingerie, and Chad Dad Stream

Kayla's Goal: Turn a Straight Woman

A lot to unpack and Faye Reagan Posting

Kayla and the Menfolk

No OnlyFans (some limits...)

No Posting on LOCALS, Sex Stores, and Nick's Thong

Kayla Will Post a Lot Of Things (lewd)

A Toast To... Boobs?

LOCALS Chat and Nick's Needle (gross)

Kayla and Branca

The Day Kayla Was Balldoed

Balldo Details

Shaming Kayla Into Assposts

Kayla Assposts BUT YOU GOTTA BE IN LOCALS CHAT TO SEE THEM

2022-11-08 or 09: Riddle Me This, My Son…

Kayla announced plans in the LOCALS chat to use her son’s Riddler Halloween costume for a boudoir shoot. She planned to do this with her bestie (cousin) for their husbands.

Though it seemed wrong to some in the LOCALS chat, Kayla rationalized wearing part of her son’s Halloween costume so that she could arouse Nick.

Spoiler: Reference Material

2022-11-09: Bottles in Butts

On November 9th 2022 Nick and Kayla Rekieta decided to take part in “Ass Wednesday”, during which time LOCALS would post pictures of their bums for sexual purposes. This happens within a day of Nick saying that he shamed Kayla into assposting and also claiming to that there is a lack of assposting material.

Nick sees this happen during his stream and is playfully upset by this before saying “I’m telling you, this lady is going to give me all kinds of problems.”

Nick’s Discord posted pictures from the LOCALS chat on November 16th (around 6pm eastern). The response in the Discord was that Nick was becoming like Jack Murphy. More lewds featuring Kayla were uncovered as well, and her tattoos made it easy enough to verify it was her.

Spoiler: Reference Material

Nick Sees Kayla's Asspost

Bottle Butt Pictures and Kayla Lewds

Spoiler: NSFW

Nick Continues to Cope and Stream​

The following day, Nick made a video addressing the situation by downplaying what happened and addressing Kiwi Farms directly in a nervous attempt to convince them that this was not a big deal.

In Nick’s video to Kiwi Farms we are told the following:

• KF made a “critical miscalculation” about Nick being mad about recent events.
• Nick reads his thread and likes it.
• Nick asks what he needs to answer to (even though he read the thread?). He repeatedly says this while saying he won’t bother correcting the record.
• Nick is okay with people judging him.
• Nick repeatedly defensively claims that he is not mad.
• Nick is only having fun and everyone else is a colossal raging vagina.
• Nick would fix the Internet, but won’t because then the Internet would be boring.
• Recent events are not different than the "rumors that have been going on for years" (uh-oh).
• Nick tells people not to be a cuck, don’t record yourself naked, and sell your nudes for money.
• Nick bought his house, he owns it and paid for it.
• All rumors about him are true, and even though he’s joking, he means that for real.
• Nick’s defense against any Drexel-related homosexual allegations is that he is “a racist and would never fuck a black man.”
• Nick thought he and KF were bros.
• Nick blames Mandy and his community for “Ass Wednesday” (they also have Thirsty Thursday), in a bid to sidestep Kayla (and his) own lewds.
• Kayla posted the ass picture first, with Nick’s blessing, before joining in himself.
• Nick blames everyone else for ruining (his) their fun.
• Nick denies having an Onlyfans, hypocrisy, and any allegations of adultery.

Kayla put out a response of her own on Nick’s LOCALS where she pleads her case while anticipating failure. Kayla says that she likes to have fun showing off her body, but would never post nudes. It’s not about her ego although she keeps talking about how proud she is of her looks. Kayla also claims that Nick is her ONLY partner, they don’t “fuck around”, and they aren’t swingers although she doesn’t care if other people are.

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Nick continued to act confused as to why people think their marriage might be either in danger or already ruined. Nick deflects by calling anyone who didn’t agree with him incel prudes who don’t like fun.

One accusation that Nick would often go back to was that Nick was using Kayla’s lewds to get more people joining his LOCALS (which he did during his election night post-stream). His cope was that he didn’t make an official LOCALS only post saying advertising Kayla’s body as a perk for joining.

Nick would also be more open about his drug use, even detailing tolerances. For instance, Nick has said that he is toasted after 10mg of gummies, while Kayla can have the same amount and it doesn’t affect her at all. If I had to guess, it's because being drugged is her default state.

Spoiler: Reference Material

Nick's Response to Kiwi Farms

Joining LOCALS to See Kayla

Nick and Kayla's Drug Tolerances

2022-11-22: Hot Tub Stream with Kayla

Kayla and Nick did eventually have a hot tub stream and Kayla was initially hesitant to show herself onscreen and there is anger in her voice whenever she said the word “whore”.

Here are the highlights:

• Nick appreciates the support for Nick coming back from his more recent “cancellation”. Kayla wasn’t happy that Nick was back, but thought about supporting him.
• Kayla’s twitter account was hacked, which upset her.
• Kayla jokes about being a whore. Sounds bothered.
• Kayla has many Lego sets, including two sets of Friends Legos and the Titanic.
• One time Nick had to pull around to the back of the post office to pick up all the Legos Kayla ordered. She ordered them with Nick’s permission and claims they were under $1,000.00.
• Kayla became interested in Kevin Costner films after meeting him and hearing how he likes playing the good/righteous guy.
• Kayla doesn’t think their kids will be scarred from watching these streams because their kids might only be allowed to watch their streams when they are over 18 and who cares by that point. Ah, the illusion of control.
• Nick thinks mild and passing embarrassment is all he has to worry about if his kids find out (lol).
• Nick assures us that his kids know how goofy he is, though Kayla corrects and says that they don’t know the sexual aspect, and thinks that when his kids grow up they will be telling similar jokes (this visibly upsets Kayla).
• Kayla can enjoy breasts without it being sexual.
• Kayla likes the human body and thinks it can be beautiful without being sexual and somehow thinks that applies to the lewdposting in LOCALS.
• Nick thinks testicles and nipples are equivalent in some way…
• Chat keeps asking Kayla to stand up and show her body and Kayla claims that she would, but there are some “assholes” in the chat *blows kiss*.

Spoiler: Reference Material

Intro

Twitter and Whores

Friends Lego Set and Kevin Costner

Lots of Legos

Lego Titanic

Kids Might See

Kids Will Make Jokes

Kayla and the Human Body

"Assholes" in Chat (END)

Kayla Keeps a Lower Profile​

Kayla kept a much lower profile after the last hot tub stream, though she was still active on LOCALS (lurking, but not posting). While this was happening, Nick was still doing LOCALS shows, speaking to the situation, and occasionally yelling at Kayla’s cats (Ninja and Lion). Nick would claim to be further along on the sex stuff than Kayla was (even considering writing a “sex book” of some kind). Nick seemed to think he was some kind of sexual/relationship guru.

Nick maintained that he and Kayla were monogamous, had five homeschooled kids, and were Christian but that was where being “trad” stopped for them because they “have a lot of fun and don’t really fuckin’ care and don’t have time to worry about what others think about [their] life”. At this point, Nick’s only priorities are to make money, feed family, and get booty. Nick also prescribes “getting that butt” to others if they want to be happy.

Nick also lets slip that, while Kayla was attractive in her 20s, he wouldn’t want to even talk to young Kayla now because he doesn’t have the patience. Nick then says to value oneself, indicating that young Kayla never really reflected his values. This is reinforced in the same stream where Nick says that in his twenties he cared too much what others thought and he was done pretending. Nick also thinks that present Kayla wouldn’t want him in his 20s either, although he continues to talk himself up.

Nick would also try (unsuccessfully) to convince Kayla to go on camera during a stream on November 28th 2022. It was uncomfortable to watch.

Spoiler: Reference Material

Kayla Still On LOCALS

Nick Further Along On Sex Stuff

Kayla 20 Years Ago vs Now

Shy Kayla Won't Be On Camera

 

[Not Who You Think]

Part VI: KF Discovers Hedonism II​

On December 1st 2022 user @2lolis1cup posted about Nick’s “Caribbean Vacation” that Nick took a few months prior using the pictures that were initially posted on LOCALS as a refrerence. Much posting ensued matching up the coastline and the lettering on the wall below where they were sitting.

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This culminated in a more definitive post by @Phony Chicken who linked Nick's 18 Years of Marriage stream with the website of the resort. It was also noted that Nick and Kayla’s stay overlapped with the resort’s Colorful Fantasies event which included Queen of Spades, Stag and Vixen, cuckold, and other such themed events.

News to Kiwi Farms (but not to everyone)​

While at Hedo II Nick did a TTRPG session with other online personalities, and when Nick announced he had to leave, a woman named Daywalker asked if the swingers’ banquet was starting.

During the stream on October 28th 2022, a chat said “a little birdie” told them that Nick and Kayla had gone to Hedonism II, all-inclusive resort in Jamaica, and called them naughty dirty dogs. Nick responded by saying that they never told anyone where they went (lol) and Kayla echoes the idea. Everyone else on the stream is… quiet. Nick carries on with a story about when he showed Kayla a song that (surprise surprise) she can’t remember after listening to it. Kayla claims it was because she has so much on her mind. I beg to differ.

During a stream on November 11 2022, Nick was discussing the nude beach he went to. As soon as Nick mentions it was in Jamaica, Megan Fox immediately accuses Nick of going to Hedonism II. Why Megan Fox would be so quick to jump to that specific resort so quickly certainly is… interesting.

Then there was the “Divinity/Faran Leak” that would take place in March of 2023. Though this was leaked at a later date, the conversation itself took place on the night of the infamous “Faran Drunk Stream” in September 2022. This would be post-Hedonism II but pre-bottlebutt pics.

Nick was just collateral in the leak. Most people seem to forget that Divinity Said and Faran were feuding due to Divinity getting channel strikes. In response, a video was made on March 1st 2023 showing "the real Faran" with other private messages leaked by Divinity.

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Faran's response to the video has Fraser AKA NOVA as the one who sent the messages to Divinity (Elizabeth) who then publicized them. She claims that Nick and Kayla are monogamous.

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The leak pertaining to Nick had Nick talking to Faran about going to “swinger island” and building a sex room the night of the infamous drunk stream on September 22nd, 2022 (post-Hedonism II and pre-bottlebutt pics). Nick would also speak to the situation by following Faran’s narrative of “misunderstanding” their conversation. Of course, Nick attending a swinger island and wanting to build a sex room have been confirmed (the latter by Nick himself).

As you may recall, Divinity was on Nick’s stream when chat told him that they knew about Nick going to Hedonism II via a little birdy. Divinity is in the top-right in the yellow shirt of that clip.

It should also be noted that Faran would reach out to Aaron after the Rekietas got arrested (possibly sometime in May 2024) with more stories related to polyamory (quite different from her prior claims of Nick's monogamy)… but let’s not get ahead of ourselves.

The more one looks into the hints and general reluctance to discuss Nick's behavior by those around him, it definitely makes one wonder who knew how much (and when they knew it).

Also, if what was brought up in the leaks about Kayla still somehow sounds out of character to you, read on.

Spoiler: Reference Material

Swinger's Banquet

Chat Asks About Hedonism II (and Kayla Can't Think)

Hedonism II Mention

Divinity/Faran Leak

Faran Misunderstood, Divinity Likes Kayla, Everything's Fine

Nick Wants a Sex Dungeon

Faran's Later Claims

Kayla Makes Plans: Nick’s Birthday at Gay 90s and Glow Parties​

The day before Nick’s birthday on December 16th, Nick revealed that Kayla was taking him to an underwear bar and then karaoke the following night at the same bar in addition to other surprises that till last the rest of the weekend. Nick also immediately gets defensive and begins ranting against anyone who would take issue with whatever they are doing.

Kiwi Farms user @Balldo's Gate decided to take a look into this, and sure enough, the underwear party was to take place at the Gay 90s strip club in Minneapolis, which includes LaFemme Drag Shows and an emphasis on all-male entertainment. A review of the establishment recommends it for “straight women and questioning men.”

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After the weekend, Nick would wear his Hedonism II shirt and relate his experience. Nick had a lot of fun and notes that two lesbians tried to pick them up and two gay men tried to have sex with Nick and claims that they didn’t succeed before giving an impassioned statement about the need for fun in our lives. Nick says “the sex” was fantastic because he was on MDMA.

Days later, Nick would still be coping about his degeneracy by bragging about his monogamous fun and how Kayla will be taking him to a glow party (body paint and blacklights) for more fun next week which he assures entails wholesome things like dancing and smiling.

Spoiler: Reference Material

Gay 90s

Nick at Gay Bar Confirmed

Kayla's Sexy Plans

Nick’s Revelations: The Man Kayla Married​

Nick would go on to clarify many things about himself in light of his more open degeneracy. Nick describes himself as always having been a sex pervert (literally forever). Amidst his attempts at soaring rhetoric, he also claims that Kayla is going to go on this degenerate journey with him. Nick also gives himself 14 years (until age 55) to do everything as he laughs and smiles through all of it.

Nick claims he will grab Kayla by the pussy and drag her with him, because why wouldn’t he? Nick also wants his children to see all this and hopes they follow his example (and implies that he wants to hear about it). To be clear, this is Nick’s response to his parents not being sexual enough around him.

Nick doesn’t feel obligated to fight rumors because he believes that it is impossible to change people’s minds ever. An example of his defense against allegations of infidelity is to say “I guess, I hope they’re hot, I don’t-I don’t know. I don’t remember my dick going into anybody else… but… maybe there are some days I don’t remember, I don’t know”. Rock. Solid. Defense.

When chat claims that they are the collective “Matt from Tinder” Nick’s response was that the Internet can’t afford Kayla nor keep her entertained. Nick claims that he has met many people and they don’t’ stand a chance. Nick claims to barely be able to.

Nick also claims to have been on this journey for five years (the age of his channel) and he has tested the waters with an objective outside observer (elsewhere in the stream he mentions Drexel, Branca, and Legal Mindset). Nick said the tell that he was messing up would be his channel suffering, but in the last two months when Nick’s channel would decline Nick decided to just tell anyone who didn’t like it to leave.

Nick also claims that for 41 years he was living his whole life for literally everyone else. People who were “close to [them]” had issues with what he and Kayla were doing, but Nick doesn’t “give a fuck about them anyway, like, fuck off in general” let alone anyone on the Internet.

Nick also says that as soon as Kayla is there with him (as in not caring about anyone else) “I don’t give a shit at all” and then they will go home together, and as soon as everyone is on the same page as him, “fuck it”.

Nick is a self-described “horny happy motherfucker”. He is horny constantly and his daily goal is to enjoy/engage in all parts of human sexuality. Nick felt secure enough in everything else (income, kids, food, shelter) so cooming is all he has left.

Spoiler: Reference Material

Nick Has Always Been a Pervert

Being a Fun Degenerate with Kayla

Nick Doesn't Remember Sex with Anyone...

No One Can Satisfy Kayla

Objective Observers

When Kayla is with Nick...

Maslow

NULL AND KIWI FARMS: INTERNET FAMOUS LOLCOW OF THE YEAR 2022​

While Kiwi Farms was a bit late on the uptake for all this, they certainly made up for lost time in December with the Hedonism II and Gay 90s revelations.

Nick’s thread to this point was (self-admittedly) more of a fan thread and categorized as Multimedia. Kayla’s first appearances were received positively early on and even Drexel had a certain place in the hearts of some kiwi farmers. Some were even hoping for intervention from Drexel to set Nick on the right course in life. Others were under the impression that Nick was either dragging Kayla into degeneracy or vice versa. However, a closer look into Nick’s best friend Drexel and his wife Kayla would only come later.

Meanwhile, Null had his own issues with his site being under constant attack from trans activists. Some were well-connected and otherwise tenacious enough to get the site removed from Clearnet for a time in 2023. Nick was an ally of the site in 2022 and Null likely didn’t have the time to deal with the Nick’s idiocy apart from the sage advice to “PULL UP”.

In any case, Nick was deemed to be the Internet Famous Lolcow of the Year for 2022 in record time, which Nick graciously accepted.

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Nick would also go on to win Lolcow of the Year for 2023. Nick's "victory speech" is archived below:

Spoiler: "I won without even trying."

 

[Not Who You Think]

Part VII: Kayla Goes Offline​

A leaked DM from Nick from a former fan (PerceptionChek) from late December 2022 revealed Nick’s take on why Kayla had reduced her online presence. Having people whom Kayla has met (namely people from Nick’s Discord) call her a whore who is constantly “fucking niggers” was wearing her down. Nick claims that while his reputation is “pointless”, Kayla’s was being dragged in a NASTY way. Nick then says that the tipping point for Kayla was the photos posted in the LOCALS live chat that did it.

Nick goes on to say that Kayla was bullied off the Internet even though it was all innocent consensual fun. Nick also claims that people "bullied" Kayla to get to him.

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Regarding Kayla and black men, here is the clip of Nick from January 16th 2024 where he brags about “packs of negroes” that flock around Kayla:

Moving on…

Kayla was still in the LOCALS chat though in early January 2023. She mentioned keeping a low profile (haters gonna hate). Nick laments Kayla pulling back just when she was finally getting comfortable on camera and speaking her thoughts.

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Kayla was still receiving lingerie from the LOCALS fans, though some were less supportive.

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One of Nick’s LOCALS, Cynthia, had expressed disapproval time and again and tried reaching out to Kayla to get her to taker her marriage more seriously. Kayla’s response was similar to Nick’s cope: I can’t convince anybody of anything, we are having monogamous non-sexual fun. There is nothing to worry about.

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Here is a picture of Sally78 (a frequent image poster in Nick’s LOCALS) showcasing a picture of her with “Rackets was Here” written on her tummy and showing underboob:

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Nick himself tried to shame Cynthia and those like her by claiming to have a “monogamous, venerable marriage” and claiming that they have been through “real shit” and while “fake shit” might worry THEM, it doesn’t worry Nick or Kayla because… they know each other (lol).

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Here is Nick being questioned about why he’s into something called Swing Nation on Instagram. Nick claims it falls in with his other interests (including thot dancing, kittens, Warhammer painting, bondage, and skateboard fails). This seems weird to them, and Nick states that most people just aren’t comfortable with the idea. Nick also thinks that having shame regarding weird sex is “for faggots”.

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Nick also claims that he has never said “I want to fuck X person”.

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Here is a video from May 27th 2023 wherein Nick openly talks about wanting to do sexual things with a long-time fan and LOCALS lewdposter Mandy_K (later revealed to be a catfish) and even involving Kayla in their tryst.

Nick’s Tattoo: I Will Be Us​

In keeping up with Kayla’s penchant for tattoos, Nick got a tattoo which was revealed in early January 2022. It was an artistically(?) messy tattoo depicting a man and woman holding each other amidst the scrawled words “I Will Be Us”.

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While the design seems to have been selected from a catalogue, the words were Nick’s idea as they held special significance to him. It is apparent that the phrase is supposed to pertain to Nick and Kayla’s relationship. As time went on it would be more evident what this likely meant even before the eventual arrest.

Here is a link to a post that goes into the significance of the tattoo in detail and the foreshadowing that it held before the 2024 arrests:

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/nicholas-robert-rekieta-rekieta-law-nickrekieta.53871/page-3528#post-18220455

Vegas Meetup: Meeting the LOCALS​

Even if Kayla’s appearances would diminish online, Kayla would still attend functions with Nick. Kayla would be sighted at Nick’s Vegas meetup in February 2022 and she even took pictures with fans (even the lewdposting Sally78 who wrote “Rackets was Here” on her stomach).

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Nick (conveniently) doesn’t remember most of what happened. Probably can’t even remember “if [his] dick went inside anyone, but if it did, [he] hopes they were hot.” but I digress...

Nick didn’t go to bed until about 6. He woke up at 12 and discovered there was writing on his body (Kayla was still sleeping). Camelot331 filled in the blanks as to what happened. Nick removed his shirt and asked people to sign his body.

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Then they left to do karaoke…

It is worth noting that Camelot331 and Nick seem to have shared the same hotel room at one point because Camelot would later go on to detail Nick’s addiction to hookers and drugs in 2024 and even describe the hooker Nick ordered sometime in the early morning.

Spoiler: Reference Material

Memories with Nick and Camelot331

Nick's Hooker

Kayla Rekieta: Person of Interest​

Kayla Megapost on KF:

Around this time, a certain Kiwi Farmer would make a large post about the 2022 Election Night stream. This would bring more attention to Kayla’s character and the state of their marriage.

The contents of this post has already been accounted for in Part V, but the link to the original post is here.

Kayla’s YouTube Playlist:

In early March 2023 there was renewed interest in Kayla and a YouTube playlist was discovered on her channel titled “A New Life” dated 2022-2023. A variety of songs are on there that might indicate some trouble, or at least a worrying trend, regarding Kayla’s relationship with Nick.

Included in this list are a slew of elissa clips videos about Nick’s decline including takes from Null and Ethan Ralph. There is also a Ted Talk by a relationship guru that raised some eyebrows...

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A list of the songs and videos have been archived below:

Archive: https://archive.ph/2023.03.07-22245...ylist?list=PLgHFE6EuUGLaIPynIhsUkpLsZgGawQu9f

Kayla’s Boudoir Birthday:

Kayla treated herself on her birthday by providing Nick’s LOCALS with a photo from a boudoir shoot.

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Nick was “so fucking happy” about it and describes the image as unreal and “not even a true person” for… some reason. Nick also downplays any lewd ideas people may have had about the image and claims that people haven’t seen anything yet (lol).

Spoiler: My edit of the video (ending is NSFW)

2023-04-07: Chiropractor Visits

Nick would complain about his schedule often, and part of this was a weekly scheduled appointment for the whole family at a chiropractor. It was every Friday at noon. Nick's criminal activity would later get him banned from the service.

Spoiler: Reference Material

Weekly Chiropractor Visits for All

No More Chiropractor Visits for Nick

2023-05-19: Do You Know Mandy Stream

On May 19th 2023 Nick did a stream with friends who were willing to be shirtless with him. Much was revealed in this stream about Nick, but Nick’s open lust for a fan was among the most notable.

After giving the disclaimer of how Christian/trad he was, Nick expressed sexual desires for Mandy (a catfish), implicated his wife in the matter, and even extended an invitation to their hotel room at an upcoming event.

Another DM from August 21st, 2023 leaked by PerceptionChek had Nick acknowledging that his open Mandy lust was “really shitty” for Kayla. Nick also reminds PerceptionChek that Kayla doesn’t have an Onlyfans and claims monogamy with specific mention of not having sex with other people.

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Spoiler: Reference Material

Do You Know Mandy?

June 2023: Kayla Follows Hedonism II Employee (Romaine/12actions) on Instagram

Nick would go on vacation shortly after the Mandy stream. A video was posted featuring Nick and Kayla at Corpus Christie.

During this time, Nick and Kayla were discovered to now be following two Hedonism II employees: Ricardo (energii_king) and Romaine (12actions). Specifically, Nick and Kayla follow both R&R, R&R both follow Nick back, and only Romaine followed Kayla back.

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Below is a sample of Romaine’s work.

Spoiler: Reference Material

Corpus Christie with Kayla

Romaine (NSFW)

This private information is unavailable to guests due to policies enforced by third-parties.

Kayla’s Pinterest:

On November 6 2023, user @Mike Stoklasas Spock Ears made an in-depth post on Kayla's Pinterest board:

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/nicholas-robert-rekieta-rekieta-law-nickrekieta.53871/page-2492#post-17113936

The contents show a change from Health and Wellness and "Prayers for Support" for your husband alongside Bible verses to tattoos and sexy drinking games. Worth checking out if you have the time.

Sexuality, Marriage, and the Rekietas​

2023-08-26: Nick’s Porn Addiction and Kayla’s Image

On August 26th 2023 Nick discussed his relationship with porn. During this LOCALS stream Nick talked about his porn consumption and the impact it had on his marriage. Nick claimed to have cut down on his porn use because one day Kayla caught him.

Allegedly, Kayla said the porn itself wasn't the problem, but that it made her feel "less" and like she wasn't what Nick wanted. Nick explained that it wasn't his intention to make Kayla feel like less of a "person/wife/whatever" or "less attractive". Having now damaged his wife's primary primary unit of value (sex-appeal), Nick then considered that porn is more destructive than he thought.

Nick then goes into how porn should be protected speech and free from government censorship and how it's "real" and "true", but that doesn't mean he should engage with it because it's hurting someone outside of government, freedom, and everything. He then makes a call to personal responsibility for people to not choose porn in lieu of government control. Nick then immediately says that if someone hasn't made a commitment to someone else then they should use porn to "cum through the fucking roof."

Nick then goes into how porn is normalized in males before shifting into telling women some "critical" information. Women have to openly and unapologetically communicate with their husbands why they are uncomfortable with it and realize that (most importantly) "men's bodies need to get rid of hormones that come out of his fucking dick."

Looking at porn is not about the woman he committed to, the girl he's looking at, or anything like that. It is only about discharging hormones. This doesn't mean the woman has to have sex with the man. Women can do a dance or model for him to jerk off to. One way or another, a man is entitled to his release. He goes on to say that women need to be willing to fulfill his sexual desires, because if they don't, then she is inhibiting the man's ability to provide for her and "[she] is garbage, not him".

According to Nick, men need to release at least “once daily... twice daily... sometimes more depends on the guy and his job”. If the woman can't keep up with that, they can't complain when the man looks at porn. In fact, they had better be able to keep up with that. Ladies, make sexy videos and take sexy pictures of yourself for your man, but don't bitch about where he (monogamously?) puts it if you can't satisfy him.

For the guys, "just make your ladies cum" and try harder to "make her want to be your object of desire".

This is the man Kayla married.

Spoiler: Reference Material

Nick the Porn Addict

2024-01-18: DON'T GET COMFORTABLE – NICK ON WOMEN

On January 18th 2024, Nick would do a show with Steve Gosney (who wrote a book on being a Christian with a foreword written by Nick). During this stream, Nick related how he was relaxing in bed (clothed) with his wife and commented how comfortable it was to which Kayla responded "Yeah... This is comfortable."

Kayla's tone signaled to Nick that something was wrong, so he wracked his brain to figure out what that meant. Nick took this as a reminder that routine/comfort signifies "a lack of effort and intentionality" and should be avoided. Nick then tells people to pursue women to keep things exciting (or else someone else will pursue them) with a shout out to the red pill community.

It would be known later that perhaps being in a drug-fueled polycule may have been the cause for Kayla's discomfort.

A more in-depth analysis concerning Nick’s views on marriage and women can be found here (https://kiwifarms.st/threads/nichol...law-nickrekieta.53871/page-5290#post-18585892), but here is a quick rundown:

Spoiler: The Rundown

Nick's understanding of the male/female dynamic has been established to be essentially shallow and transactional. This long held transactional approach toward woman complements his attraction to strippers, hookers, and even wanting to interview pornstars on his show. This is because Nick's interest in women is invariably self-serving. Nick (and men like him) are more intensely drawn to strippers, hookers, and the like because they operate on simplistic transactional terms that he can understand.

Nick's understanding of a woman's insecurity (such as a mid-life crisis) is entirely based on sex and sex-appeal. It's no wonder that Kayla's concerns about being a failure as a wife, mother, sister, daughter went unheard. It wouldn't even register to Nick that a woman has more to worry about than her looks because his understanding of women is just that shallow.

Rather than engage with Kayla in a more meaningful way (like really listening to her and talking through the issue), Nick dug deep into his pocket of red pills and assumed the solution was found in the pursuit of "young love" for fear of losing her to another man. Nick isn't interested in learning how to grow old gracefully and mature alongside his spouse. Consequently, the solution is compensation for lost youth (informed by his midlife crisis).

Essentially, Nick interactions with even his own wife is guesswork based on his existing template for the way women are. This is compounded by Nick thinking women are as obsessed with sex as he is which is also why he seems to actively relate more to womenfolk who are strippers/hookers/clubbing over women in general.

When confronted with an issue in his marriage, Nick's go-to seems to be "have weird sexy sex to make her feel sexy" since a woman's only measure of value is sex appeal. So, sexual validation becomes the cure-all and boils down to "you'll feel better if you look sexy for me/please me sexually" or the like. Kayla gets to receive her "value" from a "man" and Nick in turn benefits from Kayla's only value.

Nick's solution of trying to rekindle the early "pursuit" stages of their relationship predating marriage is a fool's errand, and the sooner Nick adopts a more complex view of women, relationships, and marriage, the better off they will be. Of course they can limp along, but their relationship will still be crippled as they fail to mature together and continue to invite more unnecessary risks into their already broken family unit.

It also appears that Nick is supplanting the definition of "monogamous" with the definition of "consensual", but still using the word "monogamous". This mental sleight of hand is most likely an attempt to reconcile non-monogamous behavior through consent within the marriage.

Emphasis on common values and direction in life is alien to Nick's marriage. Rather than try to respect Kayla's previously more inconvenient traditional values, Nick seemed to prefer validating her sexually with emphasis on "excitement" in marriage (as if that is where her worth lies). Nick has successfully undermined any traditional values Kayla might have had to the point where she was growing more isolated until Nick was all she had left.

Kayla even got to telegraph how she forsook her morals, sacrificed her relationships, and felt like a failure in so many ways thanks to Nick during her emotional breakdown earlier in Part II. How romantic.

Nick's take on porn is essentially that the biggest damage it can do is make the woman feel undesirable (which is where he believes a woman finds her value). That said, Nick also believes that a man is entitled to porn if the woman is unwilling to be his "porn" and doesn't seem to recognize the psychological components of sexual attraction and escalation inherent in some fetishes. Apparently, women just need to accept that it is just harmless release of hormones.

Unfortunately for Kayla, Nick is telegraphing that she is very replaceable and can easily lose her "value". For Kayla's part, she not only decided to accept Nick's premise and compete with porn, she actively fed him images of other women while livestreaming with him:

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TL/DR: Nick was frantically treading water and using every quick-fix he can find. Money, substances, sex toys and the like seem to be his only solutions. He will try anything except face the realities of growing old with a woman like Kayla let alone aging with dignity and integrity.

People like Nick who are preoccupied with looking back or constantly asking for forgiveness/second chances won't be able to cultivate/progress into a mature relationship. It will just be a cycle of chasing highs or constant drama with no real progress or the illusion of progress at best.

Spoiler: Reference Material

Don't Get Comfortable

The Many Faces of Kayla Rekieta​

Nick has made it very clear to Kayla how he feels about fat people. He hates them. Nick states that he knows her weight and that if Kayla “ever got to 142 lbs then… she is reconsidering all of her life choices" but not because of Nick (promise).

Nick thinks that Kayla looked better in 2022 than she did in her 20s. Nick even replays memories of Kayla while imagining her as she is now. Nick would relate a time when he and Kayla had sex while a friend of theirs was(n’t) asleep in the room and that the dress she wore “wouldn’t fit her now”. Not surprising since Nick has constantly complained how fat all the cheerleaders were in college (though he thought Kayla was the best-looking one).

Nick would also say in late 2023 that he has loved Kayla from being 110lbs to 105lbs (which she was at that time). He then talks about Kayla getting up to 160lbs which is fine *glares to the side*. Nick assures his audience that Kayla gets to decide how she wants to look, though it wouldn’t be surprising if the same logic Nick has for porn (do what I like or I’ll get it somewhere else) applies here. In this clip Nick would also say that he would never get married or provide for another woman (lol).

Nick had also previously talked about how pregnancy had distended/destroyed his wife’s body for 3-5 years per kid (once already mentioned in September 2022 and again in December 2022).

Nick would also say that the size "small is the only size that should exist for women's clothing" while discussing stripper clothing in November of 2024. Keep in mind that it has been established that Nick buys Kayla stripper clothing at sex stores.

The chances of Kayla having body issues seem to have been compounded by Nick’s desire for skinny women that would better suit his tastes. Below is a series of pictures showcasing Kayla’s changes progressing into early 2024:

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Later in November 2024 Nick would do a cooking stream with Kayla present where they were interrupted by their child crying because another child called her fat (harsh words in the Rekieta household). Kayla tends to the child while Nick continues. With the child gone, Kayla starts chuckling at her being called fat and says “she’s going to have a complex”, to which Nick replies “at least she’ll be skinny”. Nick clarifies to anyone clipping it out of context that he meant what he said and goes on to state that he can’t believe that some people think he pressured Kayla into being skinny. Kayla claims that she pressured herself in a dead tone.

Spoiler: Reference Material

How Nick Feels About Fat People

Weight and Life Choices

Dress Won't Fit Anymore

110lbs to 105lbs

The Only Size for Women

Kayla Broken and Distended

Kayla's Destroyed Body

At Least She'll Be Skinny

Now that we have established Kayla’s increasing body issues, it’s time for...

Nick's Favorite Pornstars: Krystal Boyd and Kenzie Reeves

During Nick's appearance on Simpcast in 2022 where he was defending his and Kayla's bottlebutt posting and general degeneracy, he claims to have an almost encyclopedic knowledge of pornstars by name. Chrissie asks Nick to name his top three. Nick only names two and awkwardness ensues. Nick's favorite is Krystal Boyd followed by Kenzie Reeves.

Nick certainly has a type and it isn't Kayla, unless he just likes women that much smaller than him whose names start with K (cursory research shows Krystal is 5 ft 3 in, Kenzie is 4 ft 10 in, and Kayla has been reported as 5 ft 1 in).

Note: Krystal Boyd is also mentioned a few times by Nick during the 2022 "Erection Night" stream that he did with Kayla, Branca, and others.

Was going to post and image of each girl for reference, but after researching, thought better of it. Yes, you can easily see their ribs.

Fun fact: Piper Perri is also Nick's favorite porn meme (the one where she is on a couch and surrounded by black men). She is 4 ft 10 in, skinny, and blonde.

These pornstars are also known for being depicted as underage. This dovetails with Nick’s unhealthy interest in the film American Beauty, but you can go to Nick’s thread for more on that.

Spoiler: Reference Material

Nick the Porn Encyclopedia

Nick's Favorite Porn Meme

Mixed Messages and Warning Signs​

While Kayla’s appearances both lessened and worsened, Nick would provide more commentary on his marriage and marriage in general while looking and sounding worse himself. Here are a few select instances:

2023-11-29: We’re Monogamous, Sean!

Nick gets angry at Sean (Potentially Criminal) for making a small joke at Nick’s expense. Unable to handle some relatively mild ribbing, Nick takes out the anger he feels on Sean. Notably, Nick takes issue with people who think Nick is a cuck who likes to watch Kayla have sex with other men because they are monogamous and have only ever had sex with each other.

Spoiler: Reference Material

SEAN! SEAAAAAAAN!

2023-12-06: So Monogamous!

Nick explores the idea people have about marriages being a prison. Nick claims that marriage enables people to explore intimacy with their best friend within your moral boundaries (monogamy, consent, love, and affirmation).

Nick says that people can do “the craziest shit on the planet” if you are monogamous and honoring your partner. Nick talked about this to counter the narrative online that married people are limited in their views of sexuality. This is Nick’s message to the people of the Internet because no one else is saying it and no one else is honest (especially churches because they don’t want to give people permission to have “fun”).

Nick also reiterates that they are monogamous as well as claiming that they were virgins when they met.

Spoiler: Reference Material

Marriage Isn't a Prison

Honest Nick, Telling It Like It Is

2023-12-12: Destiny’s Divorce

Nick commented on Destiny’s divorce (he was in an “open relationship”). Nick says that open relationships are dangerous and a losing proposition. He says that women are generally more successful than men, creating an imbalance.

Nick tells people to do what they want to do and that there are “a whole lot of steps and levels to the whole beyond monogamy thing” and that the whole “I don’t care what you do and you don’t care what I do” is the road to the end of the marriage.

Spoiler: Reference Material

Nick on Destiny's Divorce

2023-12-15: Cucking Couples

Nick claims that he met a cucking couple while on vacation. The woman was a redhead named Michelle and wasn’t Nick’s type at all (180lbs). Nick also says he wouldn’t want to talk to anyone close to 200lbs and her dimensions keep changing throughout the story. Nick does make motions with his fingers that a woman has to be thin for him to be sexually attractive.

Nick and Kayla had met her before. While at a dance club, Michelle asks Nick if they are swingers and Nick says they aren’t and asks if she is (her husband wasn’t around). Michelle says yes and kisses him and they continue the conversation. Michelle does the hotwife thing with some black friends while her husband watches at home. Nick claims to not understand that and the worst part of the story was realizing that she wanted him to have sex with her in front of her husband.

Kayla was asleep somewhere at the club(?) while this happened.

Nick claims that his life consists of mundane tasks while rich people live on an open schedule that doesn’t matter who have explored everything in their lives and now all they want to do is explore their sexuality in abnormal ways. Nick says it’s weird and crazy, and walking away from them is the best feeling.

Spoiler: Reference Material

Nick, Swingers, and Monogamous Kissing

2023-12-27: Nick, Suicide, and Kayla’s Dress and ???????????

Nick tries to tell a story(?) about buying Kayla a dress that day. He seems to be trying to describe Kayla as being attractive (because she is “so little, so tiny”). Also, Kayla’s long dresses look like retarded Down syndrome babies who have eaten lead. Keeping with the theme of eating lead, Nick says that watching her try on dresses made him want to eat a bullet and tries to pass it off as a good thing.

Nick then tries to drink from an empty glass.

Nick then launches into how unlucky he is for being married for as long as he has, and how he would be lucky if a girl came up to him with a prenuptial agreement, wouldn’t take all his stuff, and just wanted to give him blowjobs all day.

He also claims that most people don’t need prenuptial agreements because they have nothing to take (especially “red pill” guys), but then says that women will take them to the cleaners anyway which nullifies his earlier statement. He then recommends that guys should steer the oar into her butthole then go to the family bathroom in a gas station and jerk off twice. Solid legal advice.

Nick also can’t prosecute/help people who drive half an hour to church because they’ll put their desk on your chair and you’ll have to fire them. You can’t fall for the obvious pay-per-view on the screen (it’s a distraction). You need to focus on the guy throwing knives at the bird who has her ass and vagina out. But you don’t have to be writing major to understand this (but I’m sure it helps).

Spoiler: Reference Material

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2024-01-16: Validation from Black Men

Nick is close to Kayla all the time because if he doesn’t then a pack of Negroes in their 20s with baggy pants and oversized shirts will try to grab her. Nick doesn’t blame them and isn’t mad about it because they’re super nice. Nick doesn’t even understand why they would leave because of him and admits that he is a bitch.

Nick says that through the ups and downs in their marriage they rely on how they come home together and keep each other in line (shadows of Road Rage?).

Spoiler: Reference Material

Black Validation

 

[Not Who You Think]

Part VIII: Run for Qover

Meet the Imholtes​

On October 21st 2023 Nick did a comedy show in Minnesota for his friend Chrissie Mayr where he would meet Aaron and April Imholte of the Steel Toe Morning/Evening Show. While Nick had been on a stream with April on Chrissie’s YouTube show in the past, this would be his first proper introduction to the Imholtes.

They grew closer over time and the Imholtes would even conspicuously stream from Nick’s studio. On one such occasion it is revealed that:

• Kayla tried to clean up the studio before the Imholtes used it.
• Nick likes to playfully(?) refer to himself as an agent of chaos and is mocked for it.
• Aaron feeds the kids
• They are very comfortable playing into the idea that they are swinging with the Rekietas.
• Nick enjoys licking Aaron’s face.
• April doesn’t seem to think much of Kayla, while Aaron thinks Kayla is a sweetheart.

Spoiler: Reference Material

Bourbon for Breakfast

Kayla Cleans the Studio

Nick: Agent of Chaos

Aaron and the Kids

Imholtes and the Rekietas

Licky Nick Appears

Chair Sniffing and Classy Kayla

2023-12-25: Imholte Hot Tub Stream

The Imholtes would do their own hot tub stream on December 25th 2023 (Christmas Day) although it was in a public area. They continued to play into the idea that they are swinging with the Rekietas and April exhibited a lot of… confidence in her appearance while claiming not to be as influenced by the drinking they had been doing earlier in the day.

Meanwhile, people became more aware of troubles in the Imholtes marriage, even asking Nick about it in a superchat on January 10th 2024. Nick avoided giving a direct answer at all costs.

Spoiler: Reference Material

Imholte Hot Tub Stream (edit)

Nick on the Imholte's Crumbling Marriage

2024-01-29: Rekieta/Imholte Hot Tub Swinger Stream

The Imholtes, however, would continually lean into the idea of swinging with the Rekietas on their own show. This was mostly led by Aaron, who also had the idea to do a couple’s hot tub “swinger’s stream” on January 29th 2024. During that stream Aaron attempted to be funny, April preoccupied herself with chat on her phone, Kayla looked uncomfortable but tried to have fun, and Nick was hyperactive, hypersexual, unfunny, and had a very raspy voice.

Here are some highlights events from the stream:

• Aaron, April, and Nick play up how much they aren’t swinging.
• Aaron and Nick project homosexual energy at each other at every opportunity.
• Nick touches Aaron’s foot and makes it sexual.
• Many jokes about how rich Nick is.
• April says that they need Aaron because otherwise they wouldn’t have a four-way relationship (lol).
• Aaron tries to play up how much Kayla doesn’t like him. This makes Kayla uncomfortable and she says that she thinks Aaron is funny, just not so far tonight.
• Kayla tries to make a point to Aaron about empathy in conversation, but the stream drops whatever she said. However, Aaron takes time to ask her what was wrong and Kayla clarifies that her trauma/PTSD was acting up. The group quickly starts joking and they move on.
• They joke about going to Swingstock (where swingers gather). Kayla doesn’t know what that is but wants more details.
• Keanu Thompson’s fan page asks if they are swingers. They answer “yes”.
• Lots of flamingos and pineapples in chat. Ha ha ha.
• Nick “jokes” about licking Aaron across his shoulders.
• Kayla claims to be the angel/good girl of the group and doesn’t like what people are insinuating.
• Nick approaches the camera and Aaron touches Nick somewhere.
• April think she has upset Keanu’s fanpage, who chats again to say “April lighten up, you are about to frig YouTube legend Nick Rekieta.”
• It just gets worse…

Nick would cancel his show the following day. A non-specific health emergency was the reason for the cancellation, but he didn't specify who had the emergency.

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Later, when his fans got restless, Nick said that there was a medical issue in his family that lasted 3 days.

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Once he returned to streaming on February 1st, he claimed what happened was nobody's business, but everything "is fine everything's okay, I just had to spend the entire night last night making sure that someone was okay, so, sometimes that happens when you're a dad, and that's how it goes but everybody's good nothing was actually any problem."

Spoiler: Reference Material

More Swinger Jokes Ha Ha Ha

Hot Tub Swinger Stream (full)

Nick is Back (Fatherly Medical Issues)

2024-02-13: Imholte Bikini Stream

On February 13th 2024, Aaron and April did a “bikini stream” where April would wear a bikini if the donation goal was met. Having already done a show in a bikini back in December, they claimed it wasn’t a big deal (though apparently big enough to be a donation goal).

Here are some relevant highlights of that stream:

• More talk about swinging with the Rekietas.
• April is fighting a “sinus infection” and getting very defensive about it (especially when Aaron brings up cocaine).
• Aaron bragging about how other men are into his wife (lol).
• April talking about a chain bikini she has, but had to leave in a drawer somewhere…

Also of note, Aaron and Nick did a show together in March 2024 and Aaron made a joke about Kayla being his wife. Ha ha ha ha.

Apparently, the commute to the Rekietas was getting to be a big hassle so later on March 23rd 2024, Aaron and April did yet another show from Nick’s studio and Nick licked Aaron’s face yet again. The regular commute came with speeding tickets, notably for April. Nick would legally represent April on the matter, but they both failed to appear at the online hearing.

In the month of April, Aaron appeared to pull away from Nick, Kayla, and even April herself. Rumours of April staying with the Rekietas under sexual pretenses ensued and Aaron had a harder time laughing it off.

Aaron would clearly establish his divorce in May and start acknowledging the problems in his life more directly. Aaron acknowledged that his relationship with the Rekietas was hurting his show (missing deadlines and such). While he would divulge certain bits of information (a visit to Pure Pleasure for example), rather than leaning into the swinging allegations, he would usually either dodge the issue or outright lie.

Spoiler: Reference Material

Swinging

Cocaine

Bikini in a Drawer Somewhere

Hot Wives

Unseen Bikini

Aaron's "My Wife Joke"

Shirtless Nick Rekieta Licks Aaron

Rumors and Tickets

Aaron Is Asked About Nick

Aaron's Show Distractions

Aaron and Rekieta Breakup

Gay 90s and Pure Pleasure

How Involved Is Nick?

Nothing to see here: Checking on Kayla

What was Kayla doing all this time, you ask? It isn’t entirely clear. Apart from participating in the hot tub swinger stream and unfortunate an unfortunate ghoulish church sighting, there was only Nick to check on Kayla during his streams and whatever reports he brought back.

During these “checking on Lady Rackets” breaks Nick would come back appearing to be under the influence of some substance. Early on he even came back to his stream with a bloody nose. Nick looks progressively worse as time goes on.

One of these times Nick related how his kids were still up (after 12) and he went to check on Kayla who had passed out while watching a Star Trek movie with her hand still in a snack bag of mini muffins "snoring like a 90 year old man... like a fatso with a bag of chips." This wasn't a good look for Kayla who was already considered to be a bed-ridden pill-head by Nick's KF thread and the fact that Aaron had related how he had fed the kids SpaghettiOs because no one else was taking care of them certainly didn't help.

It would be established later that Kayla spent most of her time in her bedroom where the sex and drugs were. In fact, that was where Aaron, April, Nick, and Kayla spent most of their time. More on that later.

Spoiler: Reference Material

2024-03-22 Bloody Nose

2024-04-03

2024-04-23

2024-04-25

2024-04-26

2024-04-29

2024-05-03

2024-05-07

Kayla at Church

After 12, Kids Still Up, Kayla Half in the Snack Bag

2024-05-20: The Cokestream

Nick decided to stream after losing an appeal in his defamation case with Montagraph (whom Nick repeatedly called a pedophile). The result was a stream of criminal proportions that had Nick with cocaine on his nose and streaming with a woman in the room with him (April Imholte) who seemed to have serviced Nick sexually under his desk. This would ultimately lead to Nick, Kayla, and April being arrested. See the Nick Rekieta thread for more details.

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Aaron Imholte then began teasing dirt he had on Nick over the following days. This appears to be done more so in retaliation to Nick bringing cocaine around Aaron’s kids (which he was visibly upset about) than the loss of his wife since when he heard of her arrest he smiled and quipped that it would now be easier to get “the papers” signed.

During this time, Aaron did the following:

• Aaron called April an enabler by implication.
• Aaron implied that April wanted him to sign an NDA and that they used encrypted app to communicate with in the group.
• Hinted at a number of stories (fix her story, soulmate story, something that happened during his current stream, crying on the floor story, couch story, super bowl Sunday story, snow angel story).
• Aaron claimed to be drug-free.
• Declared he is ready to tell his side of things.
• Aaron’s kids didn’t like visiting the Rekietas. Aaron eventually didn’t want his kids to go over there because it was an unsafe household.
• Aaron claims that when he left the group Nick told him to kill himself.
• Aaron thought Kayla was a wonderful woman and could help fix Nick.
• Upon hearing that Nick was counselling his marriage he responded with “he counselled my marriage like I counselled his”.
• Shared an anecdote about Kayla complaining about Nick’s alcoholism while avoiding taking steps to deal with it.
• Heavily implied that Kayla was more intimately connected with him than Nick and that she felt bad about what they were doing.
• Played a love song that he and Kayla shared and sang together.

Aaron also parodied Nick’s cokestream using powdered sugar while claiming to check on Shady Smacketts.

Spoiler: Reference Material

Coke Nose

Coke Stream (sample)

Enabler

No NDA

Encrypted App

Stories

Unsafe Household and K yourself

Kayla Is Wonderful

Smacketts (with break)

Smacketts Counselling

He's An F'ing Alcoholic!

Soulmates

Bible Passages

 

[Not Who You Think]

Part IX: The Qover is Blown​

The aforementioned arrest led to Aaron revealing much of what happened under the pretense of Aaron being someone who was in a bad situation, got out, but wasn’t able to help anyone else in the Rekieta household (including April who was living there by that point). What follows is a summary of the information divulged by Aaron over the coming weeks/months.

After meeting at the comedy show in October of 2023 the Rekietas and Imholtes grew close. Kayla and April got along well, and Aaron got along well enough with Nick (who was usually on molly at the time). April would go to Nick’s land to hunt and Aaron would sometimes go too. Aaron thinks they may have introduced April to some of their activities before onboarding himself.

When the Imholtes were on vacation in Las Vegas for a Vikings game and Aaron brought up how attractive Kayla was and the idea of swinging. The groundwork had already been laid for this a few days prior in early December (4th?) when they went to Aaron’s house to watch a movie to watch a Tarantino flick. Nick (on molly) pulled out a bullet (container) of cocaine and Kayla and April start making out. Nick then made a move on April and Aaron put a stop to it. They took a break to have sex with their spouses and Nick provides cocaine for Aaron and April. Aaron assumed it was April’s first time taking cocaine, but thought better of it later.

Afterward April and Nick met up in the kitchen and Kayla came into Aaron’s room and starts showing pictures of her family and talking about them. It is unclear exactly what this means (or if she was naked), but Aaron was intrigued. This led to Aaron talking to April about swinging with the Rekietas, which all parties agreed to. April seemed more eager for than Aaron expected but he was essentially done with her anyway and wanted to move onto someone else. Throughout the endeavor Aaron recalls crying over Kayla, but not April.

Back to the Vegas trip, as soon as Aaron texted the Rekietas about “his idea” to swing, Nick responded by immediately telling them to use and encrypted messaging app, Signal, to communicate. Aaron considers this the first indicator that the Rekietas planned for this and that this would be more trouble than it was worth.

At this point Aaron didn’t know much about Hedonism II, but still knew about the Rekieta’s “reputation”. About 1 ½ to 2 months in Nick and Kayla would sit Aaron and April down and confess that they had lied to them and that they had more experience with this than they let on. They spoke about their experiences in Jamaica, including their first eager foray into swinging that resulted in Nick not being able to perform sexually (Kayla’s partner did).

Nick’s inability to perform sexually would be a theme in his sexual encounters with April too. In February, at Aaron’s house (no kids around), Aaron was having sex with Kayla and making naked snow angels (Aaron showed the pictures during his KC appearance) when he is approached by April. Nick wasn’t able to perform sexually so she asked him for something to help Nick get it up. Aaron had something on hand because early in the swinging as he was feeling nervous about what they were doing. This was a ways into their degeneracy though, so Aaron chalked it up to too much substance use on Nick’s part. This is also when Aaron heard from April that Nick had "never heard Kayla make those noises before".

April also told Aaron that Nick sometimes needs breaks in the middle of sex due to his heat allergy. Not the most convincing reason, but there it is. Keep in mind, Nick enjoys spending time in his hot tub and also went to Hedonism II in Jamaica where he also did harder drugs and allegedly couldn't perform sexually.

Aaron also related a conversation that he had with Nick about how around the time Nick turned 40 Kayla either started doing “these things” or wanted to start doing “these things” because she thought that was what Nick wanted in a woman because of his show’s content. Kayla then expounded on that to say that she was just listening to Nick’s show, the things Nick said, and the people Nick talked to and she wanted to be the kind of woman Nick wanted. Aaron thinks Nick leaned hard into that and mentions how Nick has a way of putting ideas into Kayla’s head and making her think it was her idea (Nick knows he’s smarter than Kayla and leverages that).

Kayla came up with a secret name for the four of them, which the adopted: the Qover. Quover is an alternate spelling that has been used, but since Kayla spelled it Qover in a text to Aaron (and she invented the word) I am sticking with the more phonetic spelling. This didn’t come to light until two months after the arrest during a stream Aaron did with April’s friend Keanu.

Aaron can’t remember how many times he has sex with Kayla, but recalls them getting together between two to five times a week and then having sex multiple times. Kayla regularly serviced him orally before sex. Condoms and sex toys weren’t used by Aaron, though Nick did try to sell him on the Balldo.

Aaron hesitantly denied giving Kayla a facial, then tacitly admitted to “glazing” her chest and said that anal wasn’t allowed, but also says “a little from column A, a little from column B” before shutting down the conversation (likely because Ashton and Warski were being really creepy about it). Kayla did tell Aaron that he was the best kisser she ever had.

Aaron doesn’t know if April got Balldo-ed and honestly didn’t care. Aaron just wanted to be around Kayla and didn’t care at all about whatever April and Nick did on “their time”.

All four of them slept in the same bed with Aaron and April on the outside and Kayla and Nick in the middle next to their respective partner. During Nick’s streams Aaron would be in bed with Kayla and April would be with Nick in his studio sitting in a chair in the corner (no table or anything). Sometimes they would come up during one of Nick’s breaks and find Aaron and Kayla busy with each other. Sometimes they would knock, other times they would just walk in. Once at Aaron’s house Nick walked in on Kayla on top of Aaron and Nick lost his mind and started tearfully yelling at them. Aaron apologized for Nick having to see that, but told him that the door was closed for a reason.

Near the end of Aaron’s time with them, Nick messaged Aaron to complain about them using his bed all the time. Aaron claims that “princess Kayla always got the bedroom” (and it does seem like they were fixated more on sex while Nick and April were focused on drug use).

Aaron fell in love with the Kayla he knew and admits that he didn’t know what Kayla was like before all this. However, even Nick told him that he hadn’t seen Kayla “like that” (meaning happy and sexually satisfied) in years. April and Nick were heavier into using substances and were verbally abusive to anyone who challenged their use and even each other. Though April and Nick were more combative with others, including each other, Aaron would unsuccessfully try to convey that April and Nick cared about each other as well.

Kayla wasn’t happy in her marriage and felt that Nick gaslighted her and told Aaron that Nick would turn any criticism about him into her fault. Nick would just dominate any conversation until she agreed with him. Kayla even tried to start a relationship with someone from her Star Trek phone game, but Nick would not allow it.

Meanwhile, April would get nasty and verbally abusive towards Aaron when he complained about her drug use, calling him a monster to the point where he genuinely wondered if he was the bad guy. This would be a recurring aspect of Aaron relationship with April and Nick.

Essentially, everyone was talking behind each other’s back leading to explosive encounters and much drama ensued.

Aaron would try to get out of the house as often as possible. Once he attempted to take both sets of kids to the mall with Kayla. They looked up movies to see with the kids, but Nick and Kayla started fighting and Kayla got depressed and the plan fell through. Aaron still went with the mall with two kids from each household, had a good time (if only because he hated being stuck in the drug den of a bedroom).

Kayla later confided in Aaron her theory that she thought the whole arrangement was cooked up by Nick and April so they could be together. Kayla did this while they were cleaning Nick’s studio and she was crying about Nick’s alcoholism. Aaron floated the idea that Nick got April hooked on coke to make his plan work. Kayla broke down crying that Nick was “a fucking alcoholic”. Aaron also related how tense things got when Kayla would call out Nick’s constant drinking. Kayla would also talk to Aaron about lawyers and other topics related to divorcing Nick (her fears and such).

Neither Aaron nor Kayla intended to connect that deeply, and Kayla even told Aaron as much. One night when they were in bed Kayla told Aaron that she thought he was her soulmate and he agreed. This intimacy made April and Nick upset enough to take them aside and chastise them for it because they didn’t do that. Aaron didn’t’ see the problem with it given he and Kayla were already having sex, but apparently the issue was that Aaron and Kayla were having more sex than April and Nick (probably due to all the substances they were on).

Nick and April’s attempts to regulate Aaron and Kayla’s level of intimacy extended to Nick being upset with lovey-dovey texts Kayla was sending Aaron, asking questions about if Kayla took her prescription drugs off of Aaron’s penis, sexual positions/activity. Nick NEEDED to know what happened to the extent that he would read the all the texts between Kayla and Aaron, but no matter their answer to his questions, Nick would accusing them of lying. These interrogations would sometimes happen via text (even to Kayla). Aaron has noted that Nick’s texts would be wordy/long and frantic when Nick was on cocaine.

Once, Nick cancelled on the Imholtes because Kayla wanted to sit in Nick’s studio for his show. April complained intensely that it was her studio and her spot. There was also one time where Nick and Kayla took their kids somewhere in the Mustang while Aaron was taking April to her truck so she could go to the doctor or another sinus infection by herself because she didn’t want to hear Aaron talk to her about her drug use again. April complained that Kayla got to ride in the Mustang instead of her. April was clearly very territorial.

Kayla and Nick brought April and Aaron to their church along with the Rekieta children. Aaron didn't attend regularly, but one time the pastor read a passage from the Bible and Aaron wanted to have a conversation about it with Nick and Kayla (who he understood to be professing Christians). Nick said that the evangelical church was prudish and backward while Kayla claimed that God would understand their love. Aaron was unconvinced. The passage is Galatians 5:13-26, which Aaron read on his show, with acknowledgement that the pastor knew what was going on.

Nick once gathered the other three into the bathroom (the dog was present also) in the middle of the day to read them letters about what "characters" he thought they were. Aaron was the only one not on coke (he does his partying in the evening).

Aaron was "the Pugilist". April was "the Valkyrie", and Nick was self-described as "Chaos". Aaron couldn't recall what Kayla was (my guess is he knew but didn't want to say). Nick had a history of referring to Kayla in insulting ways on his show ("monster" or "that thing") with an affectionate tone. Kayla would always give him a disapproving look while he tried to soften the blow with a smile before moving on.

Nick was asked what Kayla’s codename was later on Twitter. Nick’s response: “LMAO, code name? Dork.” This actually tracks with a post Nick made on November 1st 2023 wherein he says: “Hanging out with this AMAZING dork of a woman, who empowers me to be the dork that I am, at Mar-a-Lago.”

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Nick casually giving Kayla a backhanded descriptors under the pretense of being "loving" combined with his cryptic way of telling on himself makes it very possible that Kayla's Qover name, as assigned by Nick in the privacy of his bathroom with their bedmates, drugs, and the pug, was actually Dork.

The kids would sometimes knock on the bedroom door at the Rekietas and ask for food or other things. Aaron was the one who would more often than not tend to their needs because he got up earlier than the others. Aaron would make them Spaghetti-O’s and clean the house, which was filthy. The floors were incredibly dusty, carpets were filthy, the kitchen was a mess (as was the dining room table) and the dishwasher was loaded with whisky glasses. Dirty laundry was everywhere in the house, trailing all over the house and on the furniture. Aaron did cleaning projects with the kids (which was a foreign concept for them) and Kayla would sometimes help out.

The house had been a mess from the beginning, though before April became a complete cokehead she and Aaron had a plan to clean up the home. Apparently being hooked on drugs makes one stop caring about living in a disgusting environment (what a surprise). April and Aaron tried to do laundry for one day, but wasn’t able to make a dent. To help with cleaning, Aaron suggested that Kayla break a given room into grids so as not to be overwhelmed. The drug use won out and Aaron was the only one who cared.

Aaron had never seen Nick or Kayla be physically abusive toward their kids. The kids were attending the homeschool co-op hosted at other locations, but not Nick’s home since he had been kicked out. Aaron recalls Nick punching a hole in the wall while raging against the co-op for not letting him teach.

Aaron did recall a time early on where the Rekieta kids reached out to him and April and said “Mom and dad are fighting. They are yelling really loud.” Aaron and April called Nick and Kayla talked Nick and Kayla down while they contacted one of the daughters via Facebook messenger, advising them to stay in their rooms and such.

Aaron’s kids didn’t like going to the Rekieta’s because Aaron was the only one who gave the kids attention. April’s drug use placed a growing divide between her and the kids with Aaron’s oldest starting to resent her. When April gathered her things and moved in with the Rekietas she didn’t say goodbye to the children.

Nick’s parents had visited on a few occasions (even after Aaron’s departure). During Aaron’s last week there around tax time (April 15th?) Aaron recalled paying for dinner as a "thank you" to Robert Rekieta for watching the kids for the week so Nick and Kayla could do "whatever they wanted." Whatever they were doing, Aaron apparently felt indebted enough to pay for the babysitting by proxy.

To be clear, Kayla's parents, Nick's parents, the Rekieta children, and of course Nick, Kayla, Aaron, and April were there. When the bill came, Nick just handed it to his dad but Aaron intercepted and paid as a thank you for looking after the kids. It was the last day Aaron was with everyone (when Nick started pressing hard regarding uncomfortable sex questions).

Near the end of Aaron’s time with the Qover he had yet another fight with April over drug use. At this time April decided to confront Aaron about being in love with Kayla, wherein April said: "If we ever broke up I'm not leaving Nick, and if Nick said that if he ever leaves Kayla he's not leaving me."

Aaron did own up to one controversy that he created, and it wasn’t related to drugs. Kayla had gotten Aaron a gift, a book called Pawverbs which contained pictures and stories of dogs accompanied by Bible verses. Aaron pretended to read most of the book but Kayla figured it out. Aaron apologized for it, but he was branded a monstrous liar forever by Nick and April. Two days later Kayla forgave him which greatly upset Nick. Aaron guessed that Nick was upset that Kayla forgave Aaron in a way that she would never have forgiven Nick. April followed Nick’s lead and seemed to be more upset with Aaron being forgiven than the transgression itself.

This led to Nick showing Kayla the texts between him and April to show how honest he was. Kayla was horrified by what she read because of what they said about her. Aaron believed her because of how April talked about Kayla, calling her awful and not right for Nick and claiming that Nick didn’t enjoy doing his show anymore because of Kayla. Kayla was hurt and shaking and Aaron asked if it would be better if he left.

When Aaron left, Nick yelled after him “NO! DON’T YOU FUCKING LEAVE JUST BECAUSE SHE SAID SO! DON’T YOU FU-!” and that was the last day he spent at the Rekieta’s home, all because Kayla forgave him for the Pawverbs lie. Aaron would later read from Pawverbs on his show for donations.

Aaron also recognized that he had to make a decision between his own family and friends and whatever it was that he had with the Rekietas. He ultimately chose his own family and friends. This led to Kayla texting Aaron to come over one night. When Aaron declined Nick started messaging Aaron, but when Aaron made it clear where his priorities were, Nick got very upset.

The exchange was as follows:

“You dumb faggot. You lied to me and my wife every day of this thing.”

“Dumb faggot? I mean, don’t tell all my secrets. As far as drinking goes, you make me look like a teetotaler.”

“And you lied about me to her. You are the monster that you say you are.”

“I’m sure I am. I wish you luck with that. These rants always seem to come around booze and coke time. Weird. Let me leave this failed experiment behind. You will be fine.”

“Have fun pretending you aren’t what you know you are. The funniest part about liars, they know the truth. You know what you are. A coward, a pussy, a weak small man in a lumpy misshapen ugly body. Kill yourself you dumb pile of shit. Do the world a favor.”

Aaron responded with “lol okay addict” and left it at that. This was the night that Nick cancelled his show on April 12th 2024 (clip available below) where Nick appears manic and upset as he tries to hold himself together and cope with the loss of his beloved Aaron.

Aaron forwarded the exchange to April to show what kind of guy Nick was. She responded two weeks later saying that it was hurtful the way Aaron told her to kill herself. To be clear, April had two weeks to read this message over before responding and she still got it wrong.

Aaron and April had begun their journey through divorce. When April moved out she brought everything to the Rekieta home and Kayla messaged Aaron, upset that another woman had moved into her house and her bedroom. While Kayla didn’t seem privy to this plan, it is doubtful that Nick didn’t know about it. April contacted Aaron saying “I didn’t do this because this is the end. We can rebuild things, we just have to start over because the romance has been lost, and when we move into the new house we can rebuild…” Which new house? Why, the house next door owned by the Rekietas of course.

Aaron started seeing a therapist and attending a support group. Aaron likened his departure to leaving a cult early on (even on his Kino Casino appearance) and noted how the household had declined severely after he left according to descriptions from the police report. The Rekeita’s nanny quit a few weeks before Aaron left because she said she just couldn’t do it anymore (Aaron figures she knew what was going on). The nanny didn’t do housecleaning but she did run errands, drive the kids around, and was mostly out of the house.

Kayla kept in contact with Aaron after he left. She would send him pictures of herself and try to entice him back to her, sending him messages about how their last kiss was in the rain. This led them to eventually meet up on “neutral ground” without Nick or April’s knowledge. Kayla told Aaron that it was over with drug use and that she had been clean for days. She claimed that after the drugs they currently had were used up there weren’t going to be anymore and that Nick agreed.

Aaron was elated and proud of her. Kayla revealed soon after that she lied about being clean and just said it to make him happy. Also, when they ran out of drugs, April threw a fit and was determined to get more. After a fight, Nick left with April to get more drugs. These are likely the drugs that were used on the cokestream and that they were arrested for.

The day of Nick’s cokestream Aaron received a text from Kayla earlier that morning. Kayla said “I can’t talk to you anymore. It’s all gone bad. You were right. This has destroyed everyone. I am so sorry. We are all low”. Later, April texted Aaron that Kayla had scratched Nick’s chest during a fight that morning so she can’t be trusted and everything is fine... as if domestic violence is fine.

After the cokestream Nick did a show with audio only the next day. In his mugshot he has a black eye, which Aaron credits Kayla for because of the times she had thrown books at Nick while cursing him (books about building a happy marriage/home). Nick claims he slipped on a dog toy in the bathroom.

One of Kayla’s female relatives got in touch with Aaron the day before the arrest to arrange a meetup with Kayla to get her out of the whole situation or at least get her some help. It is unclear if this was Kayla’s sister who was mentioned in the search warrant as a concerned party and Aaron hasn’t confirmed.

Aaron does claim that Kayla’s family were not okay with what was going on (especially Kayla’s stepfather Dan) which is why they took measures to stop it. He also mentions having gone over to Kayla’s parent’s home, going out for dinner, and attending church/children events together.

Regarding the drugs Kayla had mixed in with her prescription, Aaron says that from what he saw Kayla kept her prescription (sleep aid) and recreational drugs separate.

April and Nick had messaged Aaron after getting out of jail. They wanted Aaron to keep quiet and demonstrated to him that they haven’t learned a thing by not taking any responsibility. Kayla in particular begged Aaron not to go to the world with what they did and their “special relationship”.

Kayla sent the following message to Aaron, which he took as a threat:

“When the Qover [section missing] we all promised that if it dissolved we wouldn’t go after each other online. We all have things to lose. What if it gets back to Ashley that you enjoyed molly quite often and had a relationship outside your marriage with someone you brought around the kids? You are not invincible.”

Aaron had disclosed everything to his ex-wife already, so he wasn’t worried. He was upset at the threat coming from Kayla’s phone and responded with:

“Don’t ever threaten me with my children again.”

Kayla then tried to backpedal on the threat and label it as a simple reminder.

Aaron eventually came to terms with the idea that Kayla was mostly attracted to him merely because he wasn’t Nick. Aaron’s (then) friend Keanu thought Kayla was just manipulating Aaron the whole time on behalf of Nick by playing up the “we don’t like the way she looks at you” angle, however this would have to mean Nick’s raging insincerely every time he walked in on Kayla and Aaron and Kayla and that Kayla was faking the fights with Nick over not texting explicitly what she was doing with Aaron.

It also came to light that Nick had plans for Aaron to buy the property next to the Rekietas (which they owned). The plan was that Aaron and April would move in and they would raise each other’s children together (all eight kids). Kayla talked about it a lot because she always wanted eight children and she felt God brought him into her life to make it a reality.

April also pressured Aaron to buy the house next door, claiming it would save their relationship. This happened after April moved her clothes out of Aaron’s house without telling him. The deal was they would buy the house together so April’s name would be on it. Nick wanted to use the money from the sale to build his sex dungeon.

Some notable stories that deserve their own section:

NICK’S BIRTHDAY:

To celebrate Nick’s birthday (December 16th) they all went out to party on the weekend. Nick brought a St. Andrews cross to the hotel where they first switched partners, though the cross was never used.

They went to a strip club, did cocaine, and went back to the hotel room around three/four the morning and they played naked/strip twister while doing more cocaine. After Aaron shared this story, Nick superchatted Patrick Melton (Aaron aylog with a sexual fixation on Aaron’s 10 year old daughter) to claim that he gave Aaron an erection. April's big reveal about the event is that she had a bloody vagina that night.

AARON’S BIRTHDAY:

On Aaron’s birthday, December 24th, Kayla got him a birthday present and gave it to him at his home. It was an ostrich skin humidor cigar set. Nick wanted Kayla to present her gift for Aaron, so she came down the stairs naked and sat on Aaron’s lap on the couch and they start getting physical. Nick was on the same couch but eventually excused himself to go upstairs. Aaron still can’t get into it though because he can see Nick peeking around the door.

Aaron then tells the group that they should just go to lunch because he can’t do this with an audience. Nick seems startled and hastily explains that he was just watching so that he can know what he should do. Aaron responds by saying he doesn’t need an explanation and just wants to go. Aaron wants to be alone with Kayla and isn’t interested in others spectating.

Kayla even had a small fight with Nick about his watching and told Nick to leave them alone to do their thing. Nick responded by describing how he enjoyed watching them be cute together, which prompted Kayla to hit him and say “we’re not cute, we’re sexy.”

This led to another story where Aaron confessed that Kayla would try to sneak Aaron into her while the others were around in bed. One time Kayla reached for Nick’s hand and he got up and left, seemingly unaware of what was happening(?).

FIX HER STORY:

Nick and Kayla are screaming at each other in the bathroom while Aaron and April were in the bedroom. This is a common occurrence as they would often have loud nasty fights and sometimes Nick would start “hitting himself in the head like an ape”. This time around Nick storms out of the bathroom while Kayla was crying on the bathroom floor. Nick then points at Aaron and says “GO IN THERE AND FIX HER!”

Aaron didn’t know what Nick wanted him to do, but he goes in and sees her curled in a ball and crying that Nick is gaslighting her, nobody can see her, and nobody can hear her. Kayla generally wouldn’t talk about what was actually bothering her though, so Aaron started throwing out guesses. Kayla responds with “you speak my thoughts”. Nick came back in and started yelling and now Aaron is trapped between them as the fighting resumed.

Kayla leaves and then Nick pours out two large rails of cocaine and does them both back to back. Aaron asked Nick if that was okay to do. Nick responded with a lengthy explanation as to why it was okay for him to do this and the story ends there.

COUCH STORY:

One of the first times the Rekietas came over to Aaron’s home (late November 2023) Nick poured out a line from his bullet of cocaine on the kitchen counter and snorts it. Aaron gets upset because he has kids and an ex-wife that will come after him if even a speck of that is in his house. Nick claims to understand completely because he is a lawyer.

Sometime in March 2024 (before Easter) the Rekietas are over and Aaron’s kids are there two. Aaron comes out to check on the kids after cleaning up breakfast and he hears Nick yell “April, we made on for you!” from upstairs. Aaron goes upstairs and sees Nick’s drug safe open on his bathroom counter. He then walks downstairs and calls April into the kitchen to tell her about what he found, how April must have known since they “made one” for her, and how upset he was. April downplayed the issue and says she will talk to Nick and Kayla.

April goes upstairs, but Kayla comes downstairs and tearfully apologizes. Aaron goes upstairs to check on his youngest (4 years old) to cool down and finds a small navy blue container next to her. Aaron picks it up, goes to the kitchen, unscrews the lid and sees it packed with cocaine. It was Nick’s bullet of cocaine.

Aaron calls April back into the kitchen, confronts her with what he found, sends her back up to Nick and Kayla with the cocaine bullet and then texts her that he wants all of them out of the house. NOW.

Aaron goes out of the house and into his garage to trying and think of a way NOT to kill Nick. Kayla goes out to him and Aaron tells her that either the cocaine goes or he does and Kayla placates him somewhat. April goes upstairs to be with Nick who is the real victim here (lol). Kayla and Aaron play board games with the kids for the rest of the afternoon. April spends the rest that time with Nick. After the Rekietas leave Aaron finds April crying in the shower because Aaron was mean to her and Nick.

The rest of the evening was characterized by fights and screaming in both households. Kayla threw a Popeye’s iced tea in Nick’s face and Nick started hitting himself in the head.

BASEBALL BAT STORY:

After an outing they went back to Aaron’s house. The understanding is that Aaron and Kayla get the upstairs bedroom while Nick and April do whatever it is they do. Nick had a custom of texting Kayla about what they were going to do when they get back (as if he doesn’t already know). Kayla would be coy about it and this would instigate a fight. This time it started a yelling match between Kayla and Nick in the front yard.

Aaron and April go outside to see Nick screaming “HIT ME! FUCKING HIT ME!” at Kayla. Aaron pulls Kayla back. April pulls Nick back. Aaron tells them to get in the house and stop yelling and Nick responds by trying to intimidate Aaron. It doesn’t work (Nick is still a shriveled ghoul by this point).

Nick comes into the house and starts yelling at Kayla again and Kayla tells Nick that she “faked it” every time she had sex with him. That set Nick off. Kayla starts going on about how she hates Nick’s show and Nick eventually broke down crying and apologizing that he wasn’t a good enough lawyer and that he had to make a living by streaming and that he hates what it had done to them.

Aaron and April go upstairs, but eventually Aaron goes down to find Nick cornering Kayla in the entryway bathroom. Aaron retrieved a baseball bat from the garage, puts it between them, and tells Nick to back off. Nick complies and starts hitting himself in the head.

NOTABLE ASIDES​

• Kayla claimed that she never had sex with Drexel and Aaron believed her.
• Kayla wanted to get out, but didn’t want to leave her kids to get the help she needed.
• Nick doesn’t like Warski because when Kayla was walking him back to his room Warski claimed that she tried to jack him off. Warski claims this wasn’t correct and that Kayla was getting touchy and flirty with him in front of multiple witnesses (including Nick). Warski says this made Kayla being open to other guys believable to him.
• In February of 2024 Kayla saw Nick’s “Dear John” stream and was extremely upset with him.
• Aaron bought Kayla a Valentine’s Day gift (Star Trek action figures and snacks for her bedroom snack drawer). Nick didn’t get one for April.
• Nick, Kayla, and April would suicide bait a lot. April would ask Nick to kill her. Nick would put a finger-gun in his mouth and pull the trigger throughout the day or when he was upset.
• Aaron did karaoke at Gay90s with Kayla where they sang their song as a duet: Mixed Drinks about Feelings. Their official song was Who I Am with You.
• Aaron recalls Nick talking about Juju the Cow a lot. Nick even told Aaron how he bragged to Juju about how happy Aaron made Kayla.
• Nick didn’t mention Mandy.
• Aaron confessed that the hot tub stream was his idea and that it was bad.
• Kayla didn’t like Andy Warski or Elissa Clips (@elb) because she heard from Nick that Andy said she tried to give him a handjob (inaccurate) and Elissa called her a whore (she didn’t, she called her “Our Wife” because Nick said it once).
• Nick had bullets of cocaine on his person while Kayla carried a “tray” of non-specific drugs in her purse.

Special Mention: Aaron Reviewed KF’s Timeline

On October 06, 2024 Aaron reviewed a timeline based on Nick’s downfall by KF user @House Cat . Aaron’s corrections were minor and few. When Aaron got around to reviewing the list it was in the context of what would have been a red flag for him regarding Nick.

It was basically a reading of the post (found here), but prior to this, Aaron relates the following:

• He (mistakenly) believed that Nick was a real lawyer.
• Nick was likely buying drugs whenever he was “seeing a client” in Minneapolis.
• Nick would buy clothes at a stripper boutique because all the strippers he talks to buy their clothing there.
• Nick would drag them to S&M shops (and Pure Pleasure for a gift for April).
• Gay90s was mostly for karaoke (at least for him).

Spoiler: Reference Material

HOW IT ALL BEGAN

DIRTY DETAILS

HOW KAYLA FEELS, FIX HER, NO ONE SEES HER

WHERE ARE THE KIDS

PREVIOUS SWINGING, E.D., SNOW ANGELS, KAYLA NEEDS TO LEAVE BUT CAN'T LEAVE THE KIDS

NANNY AND HOUSEWORK ,KAYLA'S THEORY, NICK THE ALCOHOLIC

WHO STARTED IT

LAST TIME HE SAW HER, WARSKI STORY, WHO WANTED TO SWING FIRST, YOU LED MY WIFE ON

BLACK EYE AND DV

KAYLA UNHAPPY WITH DEAR JOHN STREAM

KAYLA'S CHARGES AND PUNCHING HOLES

COUCH STORY, PRESENTS FOR KAYLA, ASHTON'S FOCUS ON TAKING CARE OF KIDS

BASEBALL BAT/SUPERBOWL STORY

FIRST TIME SWINGING

GAY BARS AND DUETS

MANDY AND JUJU

NICK WATCHES ON AARON'S BIRTHDAY, NAUGHTY TALK

DRUGS IN JAIL

REPORT FROM NEUTRAL GROUND, THE LAST BUY

SNOW ANGEL PICS

CONTACT AFTERWARD

DAY OF THE APPEAL STREAM (BLACK EYE)

THE HOT TUB STREAM

NO FIGHTING IN FRONT OF THE KIDS

NICK MESSAGING KAYLA

MALL STORY

KAYLA USED AARON?

ANOTHER WOMAN IN THE HOUSE

NICK READS KAYLA'S MESSAGES, APRIL'S SPECIAL PLACE

KAYLA'S RELATIVES REACH OUT

CHURCH, NICK'S LETTERS TO THE QOVER

GALATIANS 5:13-26

TEXTING WITH KAYLA (GOODBYES)

TEXTING WITH NICK (KILL YOURSELF)

KAYLA AND ELISSA

WHO LEAVES WHO WHEN WHO LEAVES WHO

THERE WERE PLANS FOR AARON

KAYLA'S STAR TREK RELATIONSHIP

MESSES, CAR RIDES, AND SHOW PROBLEMS

WHY AARON CAME OUT, THREATENING TEXT FROM KAYLA(?) AND QOVER REVEAL

THE QOVER QOMMUNE AND SEX DUNGEON PLANS

CONVERSATIONS ABOUT WATCHING, WE'RE SEXY

PAWVERBS

NICK NEEDS SEX BREAKS ("HEAT ALLERGY")

DINNER WITH FAMILY

MESSY HOUSE, TAXES, AND FINAL FIGHTS

VIALS AND BULLETS

SEX IN THE BED, DID KAYLA CHANGE?

HOUSECLEANING

TALKING BAD ABOUT EACH OTHER

STRIP TWISTER

KAYLA'S FAMILY

NICK CANCELS HIS SHOW ON ACCOUNT OF AARON

REKIETA KF TIMELINE

 

[Not Who You Think]

Part X: Arrest and Hearing

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Kayla and Nick Rekieta and April Imholte were arrested on May 23rd 2024. Here are some details:

MANDATORY REPORT​

On May 16th 2024 a mandatory report was made to Sergeant David Nester detailing a number of concerns.

These concerns included:

• the state of the house
• the health and wellbeing of Nick and Kayla
• the connection between the Imholtes and Rekietas
• their children complaining of not being fed
• their children complaining of not having clean clothes and wearing the same smelly clothes for 3-4 days
• the two elder daughters (eight and eleven at the time) not being homeschooled, while the two older boys went to a Christian community school
• the eldest boy had to provide responses about the church because Nick refused to do so
• Nick and Kayla leaving their eldest son in charge of the house while they went to a casino with the Imholtes.
• there didn’t seem to be any immediate danger, although there seemed to be neglect and drug use

SEARCH WARRANT​

On May 22nd 2024 Detective Quin Pomplun reviewed the report and applied for a search warrant which was granted. Arrangements were made to execute the search warrant the next day. While on the way, they saw Nick driving and pulled him over to detain him while the others continued on. Nick had his eldest daughter in the car with him (presumably driving her to school).

They arrived at 0913 hours and attempted to gain entrance. They got a response from a “young female juvenile” who told them that her dad told her not to open the door to strangers. They identified themselves as law enforcement, but to no avail. They noticed a keypad, but Nick was busy arguing with the police, saying that a search warrant signed by a judge “doesn’t mean shit” and that he was “not giving [them] shit” because he hadn’t seen the warrant.

A decision was made to use a ram to open the door (which sustained minimal damage). There was ample time for an adult inside to answer the door.

Kayla and April were guided out of the house where they were detained. Two children were found upstairs. Kayla advised them that another would be in the basement and these children were moved outside. A juvenile male walked up the stairs while Pomplun shouted orders into the basement and the juvenile male complied with the order to go back up and out to his mother. An additional juvenile female was found sleeping in a basement bedroom, and she held Pomplun’s hand as they walked outside. This leaves Nick’s oldest son as the only child unaccounted for.

Once the home was clear, Nick was escorted to the home as they executed the search warrant. The house was described as a mess with dishes, clothing, and dust everywhere. Just filthy. Nick was yelling outside and demanded to see a copy of the search warrant. Nick was provided one and threw it on the ground after reading it. At some point during this, Nick’s youngest asked Sergeant Nester for clean clothes because she had been wearing hers for more than a day.

Drug paraphernalia was immediately found in the master bedroom, out in the open along with April’s credit cards (all of which tested positive for cocaine). Drugs and unsecured firearms (AR and loose ammunition under the bed) were also found. There was 26.67 grams (with packaging) of cocaine in the master bedroom along with eight tablets of ketamine and an unknown brown substance

Arrangements were made and Kayla, Nick, and April were arrested. Aleisha Sweep assisted with placing the children with the grandparents. The damage to the door was documented. It was all over by 11:05 AM.

AFTER THE ARREST

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Kayla and April requested an attorney, while Nick agreed to give limited information to the police. Nick said that only he and his wife sleep in the master bedroom and that April was just visiting (he made the same statement while at the house as well). Nick also complained about how stressed he was due to the activities of his five children. More details of that conversation are on Pomplun’s bodycam footage.

Pomplun was advised afterward that Aleisha Sweep had contact with Kayla to try and get their nanny to help look after things while they were arrested. Kayla responded that technically April was their live in nanny.

While under arrest, Kayla requested that her prescription medication be brought to her. It was found to have two unknown pills and gummies in one of her prescription bottles that did not match the description on the bottle.

Spoiler: Reference Material

DETAILS





SUPPLEMENTAL REPORT


GUMMIES FOUND


PETITION

CHARGES

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Kayla received a 2nd degree drug possession charge (25 grams or more), a charge for possessing a firearm/ammo while being a user of a controlled substance, a child neglect/endangerment charge and knowingly permitting physical/sexual abuse.

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It is notable that the eldest children claimed on a petition from May 24th that any positive drug test would come from secondary exposure form another source:

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On June 6th 2024, the second-youngest daughter (Nick's favorite daughter) tested positive for cocaine. To quote the report:

“After being placed out of the home, the children were subject to hair follicle drug testing. All of the children except for [8 year old daughter] tested negative. [Eight year-old daughter] tested positive for Cocaine at a level of over 5000 with a cutoff of 500.”

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Upon learning that Nick favorite daughter had OVER 10 TIMES the cutoff level for cocaine use Nick’s thread was locked while Null tried to verify the information. Nick then verified it himself by thanking Null for locking the thread (mistaking it for a show of goodwill).

For some, this would bring Nick's show cancellation after the hot tub swinger stream (due to family medical emergency) sharply into focus.

The claims by his eldest children were something that Nick would hold onto in various (often confusing) ways. However, the CPS case was eventually sealed, leaving only the positive test as evidence as to what happened.

ARRAIGNMENT​

During Nick’s arraignment he declared that he wanted to represent Kayla and April only to learn that April had been released. Kayla ultimately did not have Nick as her attorney going forward.

During Kayla’s arraignment she appeared disheveled and malnourished. She was clearly nervous, but answered the questions as clearly as she could. The charges were read, Kayla understood the charges, penalties and her rights though she was visibly unsure if she wanted to track her hearing with Nick’s.

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Kayla was then released on a $50,000.00 bond and Kayla got her own attorney (one with legal experience pertaining to divorce). She also received a plea deal the same month as her hearing in August, though the hearing itself was delayed until October 28th 2024.

Spoiler: Reference Material

KAYLA'S ARRAIGNMENT HEARING

KAYLA'S BOND






KAYLA GETS A NEW ATTORNEY (MATI CLIP)

KAYLA OFFERED PLEA DEAL


KAYLA HEARING DELAYED


KAYLA'S CONTINUANCE

Hearing Troubles​

Nick’s August omnibus would be attended by April, Kayla, Ethan Ralph, and a few members of KF. Though the Rekietas tried to put up a brave front, they reportedly looked really rough in the courtroom.

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Kayla finally appeared in court on October 28th 2024 and challenged the warrant for probable cause and set a date for another hearing. The judge did berate her for being late (Nick was busy yelling at people on the Internet again). Someone decided to attend Kayla’s omnibus hearing and reported that it was just Kayla, her lawyer, and Nick attending with no family present. Nick attempted to record this attendee and he sheepishly retreated when she asked Nick some questions.

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It is worth noting that Kayla's Father, Dan Sletta left this message for Kayla on her Facebook account before the hearing (mid October). The message was under an older post on June 19th 2022.

I think it speaks for itself.

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Spoiler: Reference Material

NICK'S HEARING: KIWI NOTES


KAYLA'S HEARING: SUPRESSING ALL EVIDENCE


WITNESS TO KAYLA'S HEARING

 

[Not Who You Think]

Part XI: Moving Forward

Kayla and Aaron: Revenge Porn Arrest​

Kayla stayed out of the public eye as much as possible following the arrest. She had reached out to Aaron after the arrest and asked if he could tell his story without broadcasting their relationship. Kayla also asked Aaron to not contact her relatives because she is getting help and doesn’t want him to worry about being involved. Apparently, Kayla didn’t know that her relatives were the ones reaching out to him.

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Aaron would be arrested for revenge pornography pertaining to Kayla in September 2024. The picture was taken during a livestream on January 31st 2024 and was sent during another livestream to Geno Bisconte shortly after Nick's cokestream on May 27th 2024. When Geno’s fiancée, Keanu, flipped against Aaron and started siding with April they decided to make known that the image was revenge porn and worked together with Nick to get Aaron arrested. This would make Nick a cuck by his own admission.

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It became apparent to Geno afterwards that he was being manipulated against Aaron by Keanu, April, and Nick and he regretted going along with their plan. Aaron would still have legal troubles/constraints, but they were far less severe than the rest of the Qover were hoping for and Nick would go on to jeopardize the case against Aaron (more on that later).

It is also worth mentioning that Aaron had moved onto a new woman (dubbed Slam Piece) before the arrest was even made, so the attempts from the Qover to bait Aaron into talking about Kayla (or April ranting about how she will never have sex with Aaron again) sound even more desperate than they would otherwise.

The case was settled on April 10th 2025 with no restitution, no jail, and a $50.00 fine. The full guilty plea can be found at the bottom of this post.

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This led people to believe that Kalya's nudes were worth $50.00 a piece, and thus a new currency was minted:

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Meanwhile Nick still maintained that Kayla was not aware that the picture was taken or even existed, even though she clearly posed for it during the livestream in January 2024.

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It is worth noting that Camelot331 commented that Nick would send “a lot of weird shit around” and thought that Nick sent Aaron nudes of Kayla. This would mean that Nick had sent nudes of Kayla to others at times. This would also explain why Nick and co. initially thought the nudes were from the Signal app they used (rather than from Aaron's personal phone).

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In mid-2025 Aaron would go on to have legal issues regarding Kayla that would lead to him getting jailed for harassing Kayla through indirect mentions. After the hearing, Aaron was led from the courthouse to where he would get a second mugshot.

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While this was happening, Kayla, Nick, and their associate Patrick Melton (who has a sexual fixation with Aaron's young daughter) went to celebrate at Stoney's (a sponsor or Aaron's Steel Toe Morning Show). They were kicked out by the owner and continued to be belligerent about it for days afterward on stream.

Kayla was sighted there as well. When Nick was asked why Kayla would go to Stoney's after the hearing if she was so traumatized by Aaron, Nick sidestepped the question.

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Nick later thanked people for their support to make Kayla's voice fell like it was "heard rather than snuffed out". Who was snuffing out her voice or preventing her from speaking is unknown (and likely invented by Nick for dramatic flair).

Spoiler: Reference Material

Aaron takes Kayla nude pic while streaming

Aaron sends Kayla pic to Geno

Kayla's Tattoo of Nick's Name


Camelot331 and Nick's "Weird Shit"

Kayla's Voice Finally Heard (lol)

Kayla's Trauma and Stoney's

Qoping with the Qover​

After the arrest Nick publicly acted as though they were victims of an authoritarian government and even gave Aleisha Sweep troubles when she would visit for a home inspection. It didn’t help that Sweep made it a matter of record that she overheard Kayla hugging their oldest son and saying “these are the consequences of our actions,” in the hallway at a previous hearing.

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The whereabouts of the children were always in question. Nick would unverifiably claim the kids were “back home” already but not discuss any conditions surrounding their reunion while obliquely mentioning the proof he had of both his innocence and of a grand conspiracy. This has been documented throughout Nick's thread.

During this time it was apparent that April was still very much a part of Kayla and Nick's lives. April made public appearances with Nick and Kayla while getting tattoos together at an event where Kayla and April appear to be sharing clothing because they are not sister-wives. Note that Nick is wearing the same shirt during this time.

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Nick would put the adjacent property to his home up for sale. Images from Zillow paired with images of April showed that she was residing there. The images also incidentally revealed April's feminine hygiene needs and a bathroom straight from Silent Hill.

April Imholte Anderson​

April was unable to stay away from Nick and eventually had charges made against her as well. She would also send out odd messages hinting at being with the Rekietas, wearing Kayla's clothes, and sometimes revising tweets that gave away too much. April would also stream from Nick's studio at her first hearing.

Original Message Below


April in Nick's Studio
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April outright confirmed the Qover (she spelled it Quover) on October 26th 2024, two days before Kayla’s October hearing. A flurry of messages went out indicating April’s instability, even changing her twitter name to April_Law1111. She denies being a sister-wife and says that Kayla is still “smart and cool”.

However, April also implies that Kayla loves the idea of Nick while she loves Nick himself. April would also say that it’s just her and Nick and they should “create something new that no one’s ever heard or seen before” and Nick responded with “I love this” indicating that he loves the idea that it’s just him and April.

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Nick would try and clarify some things afterward (mostly on Patrick Melton's stream) and claim that April changing her Twitter name wasn’t a reference to him, denying he was the one sending the tweets, that her tweets made him smile, Kayla and him are still married and that she is in fact taking some of their kids to violin (class?), and that Kayla hated doing the swinger hot tub stream.

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Nick also claimed that he “almost never” sees April.

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The next day Nick made an appearance as April used Nick’s studio AGAIN for her Zoom hearing. Nick would later claim that April only stopped by his studio because April didn’t have one for the Zoom hearing… as if one needed a studio for a Zoom court appearance.

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A small flood of bizarre Tweets followed from the April_Law111 account and there was speculation if it was April, Nick, or a mix that were creating them. Kayla was only referenced twice with the claim that they all still love each other (which is doubtful) and that Kayla doesn't know how to cook, but can bake (which is true).

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April continued to bait for attention (mostly from Nick) claim how much she loved the kids, and otherwise not mention Kayla either out of disdain or by Kayla's request.

Aaron’s takeaway from all this was that the tweets sounded like Nick, but that April also “mirrors” the person she is trying to gain favor with. Whatever was happening with these tweets (gayop or sincere plea to Nick) it reeked of desperation.

Spoiler: Reference Material

Aaron's Take on April_Law1111

Signs of Life: Cooking with Kayla​

2024-11-05: Cooking Stream with Kayla

On November 5th 2024 Nick did a livestream where he would cook food, air his grievances, and demonstrate that he is still with Kayla and his kids are home. Chatter between Kayla and one of the children can be heard throughout.

The Rekieta’s are having supper quite late (8pm) so it’s anyone’s guess how long the children were waiting for a proper meal as it seems that they had to wait until their father was streaming. A child is heard asking for more whipped cream at the beginning, so they have likely been snacking to this point.

Kayla tries to be mindful of dangers in the kitchen for Nick, which he is sure to appreciate. Nick makes a point of saying that people think Kayla is dead which seems to amuse Kayla. Nick mentions that he wants to do a karaoke stream with Kayla, who responds by saying that would be terrifying.

Nick comments on the meal being “creamy and dreamy” and Kayla makes a comment about “jizz”. Nick forces a smile and says “you too” which elicits a bland “hah… based… you make me blush…” to which Nick responds, “Good…” and the moment finally dies. Given the banter from previous streams with Kayla, this sounds like more of the same but with very low energy. Keep in mind this exchange is happening with young children present.

Nick finally presents his wife with some food after over 40 minutes (close to 9pm). A child tries to get Kayla’s attention four times before she tiredly responds. The child needs help opening a pouch of Boulder Berries (her current favorite after Apple Apple) of GoGo SqueeZ Fruit & VeggieZ fame. Kayla maintains her low-energy enthusiasm as Nick plates-up the meal.

The child returns to interact with Kayla, saying that she is a helicopter. Kayla groggily repeats the word helicopter. The child asks how many days until Easter and Kayla replies “not now, daddy is doing a stream”. The child says “how about after daddy’s done?” and Kayla’s response isn't picked-up by the audio.

The child (their youngest) busies herself by doing cartwheels as she is not interested in eating the food Nick prepared. Kayla praises her efforts and says hello to Ryan (Nick’s editor) who was with them at Anime Matsuri where Nick and Kayla were on MDMA.

Nick makes another joke that Kayla speaking means she isn’t dead. Kayla corrects him by saying that she spoken a few times now. Well over an hour later Nick is ready to dish up food for the children. Nick mentions that two of them are at dance, meaning that they attended dance class without a proper supper.

Light stomping is heard as the child continues to attempt cartwheels or the like. She then asks Kayla if she can go downstairs where there is more room and Kayla advises her to set down the mats they have downstairs. That’s the last from Kayla on that stream. The kitchen was still a mess with the cupboard doors under the sink conspicuously missing (Nick would claim it was to honor the memory of a handyman who died of cancer and never finished the job).

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Spoiler: Reference Material

Cooking Stream (edit)

Audio Boost Courtesy of @Shush

2024-11-06: Cooking Stream with Kayla on Election Day

Also, Nick would stream the next day (Election Day in America) wearing the same clothing. Kayla is heard tending to her daughter who is asking for more pouches (more GoGo SqueeZ Fruit & VeggieZ). The child practices cartwheels (again) while Kayla provides encouragement.

Same Clothes as Yesterday:
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Kayla provides more active commentary in the first half and otherwise hums to herself. Chat tries to spice things up with innuendo and Kayla tries to playfully engage though Nick doesn’t seem into it. The children continue to distract Kayla while Nick launches into Kiwi Farms being the "Internet police". LOCALS warns Nick not to engage and he quiets down.

Nick and Kayla plan to vote after supper and then get sidetracked by someone with a lewd name. Kayla is her usual slow/playful self and hums along. Nick asks if anyone is going to vote for Kamala when they are interrupted by their child crying because another child called her fat (harsh words in the Rekieta household). Kayla tends to the child while Nick continues. With the child gone, Kayla starts chuckling at her being called fat and says “she’s going to have a complex”, to which Nick replies “at least she’ll be skinny”. Nick clarifies to anyone clipping it out of context that he meant what he said and goes on to state that he can’t believe that some people think he pressured Kayla into being skinny. Kayla claims that she pressured herself in a dead tone.

Nick’s mother, Celeste, is seen bringing Nick’s sons back home. They plan to celebrate the eldest's birthday on Thursday, November 7th (not his actual birthday) which confuses him since it isn't his actual birthday. Consequently, Nick plans to start cooking the brisket (later brought in by Nick's father) that night. Celeste then goes outside and pets a cat. Nick whines about Kiwi Farms even more and claims that they call the police. Nick can’t find his spoon in his messy kitchen *shock* and Kayla mentions that some utensils were thrown out…

One of their children make an appearance with a new instrument they made. Nick says he hates it. The child then says they are in the middle of eating cold Potato Olés and a cold taco. Nick says that’s horrible. The child then goes to eat in the basement. Nick then jokes that his kids are so starving that they forget to eat and employs sarcasm to imply how much food they have. Nick also uses how much the nanny spent on food as a defense for them being fed.

Nick says that he will tell his side of things once the criminal case is over. He also says that the person who has been talking (Aaron) is an unreliable narrator. Kids are loud as Nick continues to agonize about how much he wants to talk but can’t. Nick then goes on about how some people misremember themselves as heroes and project their villainous nature onto others. Nick alleges that these narcissists suffer from a hero complex. Reminder that Aaron never claimed to be a hero and has only openly attributed survivors guilt to himself.

Nick talks about everything should have been dealt with in private, as if his own coke stream had nothing to do with this. Kayla appears briefly onscreen just before Nick father, Robert, arrives to drop off food and discuss schedules with Kayla (confirming that they are the ones running the kids around).

Nick switches to “members only” and the stream begins to have issues, a child shows up to microwave some food for themselves, and Nick continues to cook while Kayla remains very quiet (unclipped). Nick mistakenly dishes up a second plate for Kayla, who had already eaten “a bunch of this other food”. Further discussion confuses what their eating schedule looks like.

Nick talks about doing an election stream, but claims to not need additional help from “dumpster people” in his life or their negativity. Nick never needed ‘em, madder a fact and “wishes them severe misfortune, personal health problems, and anything else that can possibly happen to them”.

In all honesty, with Kayla’s persistent off camera presence, Nick seems to be streaming under Kayla’s supervision. Given Kayla’s involvement in building Nick’s initial “family man” persona it is possible that these streams can be attributed to her influence. Whatever the case, both streams were obviously performative and likely served to demonstrate that Nick and Kayla have access to their children.

Spoiler: Reference Material

Election Day Cooking

Election Day Cooking: Thursday Birthday Plans

April and Nick on Kayla

Among the flurry of messages that would happen during this time, Nick and April would occasionally reference Kayla were we would learn the following:

• Nick says that Kayla and Nick are still married, she just doesn't like publicity
• April says that Kayla can bake(?) but not cook
• April references a woman who bought things she didn't need on temu just for the discounts
• Nick claims that he never checked out on Kayla, and April thought that was unreasonable
• April says that Kayla isn't obligated to engage with her whatsoever, though she doesn't want to cause her any pain and claims to have never spoken negatively about her
• April implies that Nick's marriage is stagnant and lifeless
• April implies that Kayla is thinking about a guy she finds really hot
• Nick claims that Kayla can come out and say whatever she wants whenever she wants
• Nick claims to be mad at the CPS worker who quoted Kayla (consequences of our actions) and not Kayla herself

Spoiler: Reference Material

Scattered Messages

Happy Birthday, Son TIME TO OWN TEH HATERZ!​

What did Nick do to celebrate his son's birthday? Jump on Twitter to discuss his use of hard drugs with Internet randos and start an obscene back an forth with April that would last for days until he eventually incriminated himself further, of course. One guesses that the birthday party didn't go so well...

The day before, on November 6th 2024, Nick would declare his love for April and how fun it was to steal her from Aaron while April tried to bait an interaction with Aaron on his Steel Toe Morning Show account by implying that he should contact Kayla. At this time Aaron was trying to avoid discussing Kayla at all (the revenge porn case was still ongoing). Any rebuttal/sympathy Aaron might have pertaining to Kayla could put him at risk legally.

However, April only managed to hook a fake account.

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On November 7th 2024 Nick would start defending himself online on Twitter while April began to get more sexually explicit and insane. This would continue for some time.

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April would mention that she finally got Internet at the place where she was staying on November 8th 2024. From there she would rant about her deep connection/love to Nick (even making an I Will Be Us reference).

April claims that Kayla has nothing to do with her relationship with Nick and says not to bring "that shit around me". Nick defends her and states that anyone mad at April has misplaced anger and that he doesn't know why Kayla is still with him.

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April goes from graphic imagery to talking about her love for the Rekieta children with alarming speed. Nick, of course, defends her and remains unconvinced that April is a bad influence on the children.

Spoiler: April Unhinged

IT ALL COMES TUMBLING DOWN...

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Nick made an appearance on Patrick Melton's show on November 8th 2024 where he openly declared that April was his girlfriend, that he still loves her, and it sucks that he can't be with her. While unsurprising in itself, a major event was about to unfold.

In summary, Nick and Patrick Melton discussed how they had access to some of Aaron's personal/sensitive information and that they planned on releasing over time (or when this is all over). Aaron quickly checked his accounts and finds activity that would link to Nick using his Google account from when he livestreamed there (which matches claims from Melton that it goes back to almost a year ago).

Aaron immediately took steps to address the issue and Nick promptly released a tweet that showed Internet history on an undisclosed date with the user information scribbled out. Ethan Ralph's legal woes pertaining to Aaron is an unknown factor in the timing of this, but the biggest factor is likely Aaron fixing one of the many possible vulnerabilities he had.

While the initial tweet from Nick doesn't directly link with Aaron (and could be somewhat staged since Nick had access to the account anyway), Aaron disclosing that he has evidence of Nick accessing his account in conjunction with what Nick, April, and Melton have openly said would be the main issue. Aaron also claimed that information pertaining to his account was shared with others (as would be said by Patrick Melton later as he taunted Aaron).

The impact all this would have on the ongoing cases involving Aaron, Nick, April, and Kayla was yet to be seen, though Aaron did appear to be preparing to take legal action by gathering evidence. It looked bad for Nick, April, and Melton. So bad that they could claim to be leaking Aaron's porn history and they were the ones getting laughing at.

April was a bit slow on the uptake and was initially very enthusiastic about this and started gloating and talking about Nick's penis. She even dropped her bombshell claiming that Nick made her bleed when they first had sex, which most interpreted as a lack of foreplay and proper lubrication (best-case scenario). April then described how she and Nick described their sexual relationship with the Rekieta children. She went on about the abuse she suffered because of someone (Aaron) and how Nick was not a villain, but a hero.

April's enthusiasm turned to denial and then remorse as the reality of what they had done became clearer. She claims that she was hacked by herself, but promises it won't happen again. April wishes Aaron a million dollars and grovels by saying that she needs taught a lesson, asks for forgiveness, retracts her allegations against him, and says that she consented to everything he did.

Meanwhile, Nick continued to post information that he alleges belongs to Aaron while claiming that he does and doesn't do cocaine. He also send out a message that April is bout to "go through a lot" which made April a bit nervous.

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April also implies that Kayla was guilty of some kind of infidelity that really hurt Nick and their marriage.

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Keanu spoke with April at some point after this and it was revealed that April has been without proper Internet access at Nick second property for about six months. During this time, April would watch TV on her phone and wait for Nick to text her. Nick implicitly confirms this by claiming people "don't know how rural areas work" when asked how April could be without Internet.

Keanu also related how April would sneak into the house when Kayla was away, blamed April for some nondescript "heinous and repulsive" offense and made April cry and that Nick was either late for or failed a drug test. It is implied that Nick blamed April for the fight Nick had with Kayla over being late (or failing) his drug test.

While Nick is dismissive to Keanu online, April claimed that she was misunderstood and wasn't complaining. She then says that she learned her lesson and wants a chance to show it instead of being hurt.

A commenter accurately states that April sounds like a battered housewife.

Spoiler: Reference Material

Nick Loves April

Aaron Takes (legal) Action


April Thinks She's Won
















April's Remorse












Keanu Speaks

April on a Leash?

 

[Not Who You Think]

Part XII: It Ain't Over Yet... (RESERVED)

(Divorce Arc? Till Death Do Us Part?)​

 

[Not Who You Think]

(FINAL RESERVE)​

 

[Not Who You Think]

Analysis: Closing Thoughts
(as of November 2024)
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Character References:
Regarding character references if we don't trust liars, drunkards, or druggies then there is almost no one in Nick's circle to trust about anything, including the Rekietas themselves. The people teasing Nick about Hedonism II (before even KF seriously picked up on it) was likely one of many open secrets known to the Balldoguards.

Even so, there is a distinct pattern with proofs coming from Kayla, her husband's best friend and online peers, and reputable (see receipts and observed behavior) and non-reputable (see the sektur) sources that agree on the same thing: Nick isn't enough for Kayla and she is more than happy to look elsewhere if she can get away with it (and Nick is no different).

It is honestly shocking how many people gave Nick and Kayla the benefit of the doubt BECAUSE he was close to such a scummy group of people whose character references can't be trusted. There are so many ways that skepticism has actually trumped sound judgement regarding Nick and Kayla, but I'll spare you.

Kayla Rekieta:
While compiling all this, almost everyone (not naming names) who had contact with Kayla described her as an awkwardly sexual woman who seemed to be on drugs. These same sources would also curiously/consistently describe her as a “sweet heart” or “sweetie”. I am under the impression that even though some people recognized that something was wrong with Kayla, they thought she was still harmless enough (a sweetheart) to overlook it.

Kayla wants to get along with people when she meets them, but tries too hard and then compensates by trying to lean into it before snapping out of it and retreating in a fit of insecurity. Kayla never really learns from her mistakes so she never improves (all she does is run away).

There is enough about Kayla to make people feel some sympathy, but those same attributes (unintelligent, insecure, bubbly, hyperactive, etc.) are likely what would make her a chore for Nick to be around, especially because he has to live with her. Neglectful Nick being dismissive of Kayla becomes more understandable and may also be part of why Kayla seeks sexual attention from others (the other part being her natural promiscuity).

Spoiler: The Humanity of Kayla (what we can learn)

While Kayla has some attributes/circumstances that would elicit sympathy in most people, reconciling the rest of it gets tricky. This is where some tend to think of Kayla simply as a monster and forget Kayla's humanity. Not that people should be nice to Kayla just because she is human of course. Recognizing Kayla's humanity is more of a practice in recognizing her faults as being very human. Othering Kayla strictly as a monster makes it easy for people to overlook how and why Kayla got to where she is.

It's like Nick, who is among the worst kind of person. If people could only recognize Nick for what he was after he took the mask off then they won't see the next "Nick" coming. Supporting/donating to sympathetic causes and having a family is not a foolproof way to determine someone’s character. The reality is that a lot of rotten folk (see politicians and such) have families and give to charity as a moral tax for the benefit of public standing. Families and charities don't necessarily make people "bad", but they don't necessarily make them "good" either.

The best deterrent against the likes of Kayla and Nick would be to avoid using a moral scale that exonerates hypocrisy. A kind of blindness can be cultivated when the excuse is "they seem more good than bad" or "they're good because of how not perfect they are". The latter is a favorite of Nick, who knows he isn't perfect, but he's "trying".

Fun Fact: a rotten person who fails to improve despite claims of "trying" remains rotten.

Ultimately, Kayla is a greedy woman who wanted it all. Good, bad, healthy, unhealthy. She is a woman of incompatible passions and this is largely why she is a such wreck and used to send such mixed signals about her character until she was publicly outed as the failure she had claimed to be.

Outside of instant gratification (i.e. moral satisfaction of attending a church service or taking a bump of cocaine) there is no real lasting satisfaction. She is the natural outworking of her incompatible passions and will always crave something more than her family, community, drugs, or swinging can offer. She could have all these things and still be miserable in a general sense.

Nick seems to recognize this on some level, as he had this to say when his wife had already sent lewds to Nick's LOCALS after their visit to the swinger resort Hedonism II.

Kayla the Unsatisfied

There is enough evidence that Kayla was never really an innocent would-be Christian tradwife (although she wanted the appearance of it). Kayla and Nick claimed to be Christian without any real conviction or demonstration beyond lip-service and intermittent church attendance due to being labelled "not good enough". If anyone tries to address this, Kayla just talks about "my Christianity" and leaves it at that.

Meanwhile, Nick's own heretical beliefs were apparent in his streams prior to his downfall as early as his 2019 Christmas stream to the point he wasn't allowed to teach Sunday school when his YouTube channel was discovered.

Then there's her history of being sexual with women (even making out with them), talk about impregnating them, and her "masculine black voice" that Nick loves so much. Her casual drug use isn't very inspiring either as a homeschooling mother of five.

Kayla may have tried to be better at times, even if it was self-serving, but it never seemed to get much farther than the planning stage (or her Pinterest board). Instead we can see a slow decline gaining momentum over time before crashing into a very preventable disaster.

Marriage:
Nick and Kayla Rekieta started as a young couple already comfortable with misrepresentation and degeneracy in college. Kayla focused on her dream of having a large family while leaving a lot of the housework to others and eventually regularly using substances like weed and vaping nicotine salts. Nick would resent working for anyone but himself, watch porn, and start regularly drinking when he got his law license.

Kayla reigning in Nick’s disgusting personality on his YouTube show is what helped give them monetary success (likely more than Nick would care to admit). Kayla may have been the closest thing to a moral center for the relationship, but Kayla’s own failings (moral or otherwise) would make it easier for Nick to justify his own way of doing things. Kayla eventually learned to not only turn a blind eye to Nick’s failings, but partake in them as well.

Kayla’s major gripes were that Nick publicly behaved in ways that made them look bad and not paying enough attention to her. Integrity became even less of a concern over time and even when Kayla got upset with Nick for openly lusting after “Mandy” on his show she still participated in swinging, general degeneracy, and illicit substances in private.

Consequently, Kayla was concerned about her reputation as a Christian mom in spite of herself. Consider Kayla's YouTube channel with a picture of her engaging in her husband's humiliation fetish in public (as other cos-thots have already done) right above her description as a Christian wife and mother of five. Though intended as a hilarious “joke”, it was also an insight into how Kayla can rationalize her own (and Nick’s) unhealthy behavior.

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Kayla's preoccupation with her reputation is why she can be shamed off the Internet and still go back to the embarrassing and harmful behavior. The only thing that changed was her ever-increasing attempts at privacy. Ultimately, Kayla hated being found out for what she does and who she is and thus started adopting Nick's tactics of lying and using customized definitions for words.

While Nick would paint himself as a self-sacrificing kingmaker who was finally breaking free of others in 2022, in reality he was merely a passive and bitter participant in his marriage and his life. This is why Kayla was able to have five kids when Nick arguably wanted less, why he initially pretended to be Kayla’s version of Christianity, and why Nick wasn’t able to achieve success without riding the coattails of people more popular than him at the time (he has always been a lazy content creator). This led to other YouTubers leveraging Nick's success to promote their own channels as they all rose to fame off of people more popular than Nick.

To a point, they both believed the lie that Nick himself was the draw rather than the content he covered.

Kingmaker Nick

Nick’s passiveness and bitterness would come to fruition when he finally took charge. Everything inevitably fell apart because he simply didn’t have what it took to succeed where it mattered because the “real Nick” is poison for any brand (even including the Balldo). It is also notable that Nick's success and decline both impacted his marriage negatively.

Nick may have enjoyed sex with Kayla at times, but he really didn't seem to love her. It won’t matter how often Nick drops his voice to a simpering hum and says “I love that woman” while gazing off-camera (possibly at a corner demon in his studio, April Imholte/Anderson). Nick and Kayla didn't share the same values and could only get a thrill when pushing/crossing sexual boundaries (if they even existed at all) so it was no surprise when a tragedy bordering on comedy ensued.

Nick found Kayla more attractive during his descent because Kayla was descending further into degeneracy along with him and he never sincerely shared her more Christian values anyways (for what those were worth). Nick wanted a drugged up whore to make him coom and provide sexual validation. Kayla was well on her way, but April was a younger version of what he wanted.

Nick wanted a woman without the Christian pretense who was willing to debase herself sexually, didn't have kids, was low-intelligence, dependent, and would enable him in anything he wanted to do. April was all that and about ten years younger than Kayla. The only drawback was that April wouldn't be as quiet as Kayla due to her desire for fame and attention.

To be clear: Nick, by his own admission, seemed to be most attracted to Kayla when she was in the throes of becoming a drugged up slutwife with no outside family, friends, or community to bother with.

Then there’s this tidbit from Legal Mindset, a one-time close friend, where it is disclosed that people in Nick’s circle knew that Nick would divorce Kayla if he could. This is while he is reviewing a timeline of Nick’s decline on KF in 2024.

Legal Mindset on Possible Divorce

Everyone knows Nick and Kayla aren't happy together, even if they don't want to admit it.

The Children:
The Rekieta's didn't link their homeschooling to them being trad. They just didn't want to be told by anyone how to raise their children. Essentially, Kayla wants to determine whether her kids are "good enough" in a general sense (let alone good people). Funny stuff, considering who Nick and Kayla have proven themselves to be. It is as if they could never imagine themselves being unfit parents.

Evidently, Nick and Kayla didn't really want to raise their kids at all, neglecting them to the point of criminality where the government they despised had to intervene with the help and approval of locals (including their church and Kayla's own family). Sadly, what they are doing is likely motivated more by possessiveness than love... and has been for a long time.

After all, they certainly believe that it is their right to do whatever they want with their kids. It's the one point they have been most consistent on.

Closing Thoughts:
So here is Kayla in a Hell of her own naming: the Qover.

The Qover is where decency and virtue are traded for degeneracy and vice while being cheapened with every expenditure. A place where the person Kayla shared the closest thing to a romance with takes her treasured book, Pawverbs, and reads it for superchats in the spirit of mockery. A place where her husband threatens and harasses her and her own children are leveraged against her to keep her in place. A place where another woman can openly insult her and her marriage. A place where her parents and siblings cannot reach her.

It was all very preventable and the signs were all there. It is still possible to course-correct to mitigate further harm, but for some reason, Kayla doesn't want to. We can see how she got there. As for why she chooses to stay... who can say?

TL/DR: Nick and Kayla Rekieta are a dishonest pair of degenerates and they know it. They knew who they are trying to fool and why. They probably would have gotten away with it for longer if it weren't for their own stupidity (and those dang Kiwi Farmers).

Bonus Material:

Kayla's Wild World​

The video below was inspired by a Facebook post by Kayla's stepfather, Dan Sletta (courtesy of this post by @Melty Butter). Her biological father, Dan Woltjer is also represented in a photo.

The song is Wild World and briefly contains one of the Hedonism II pics (NSFW).

 

[Francis York Morgan]

Excellent, thorough OP. I think even before getting to the rest of Kayla's life, you can already see the points of failure or where it'd all go wrong.

Can't wait to see the rest.

 

[Axiom.]

The balldo infects all, she was the first sacrifice...

 

[Cats]

It's kind of sad to look back on the wedding photos of these two young and promising individuals, with all that excitement ahead of them of life together, all those possibilities of married milestones like career successes and children. We know how it all turned out. Every time I think Nick can't sink lower in my estimation something like this is presented to me which somehow makes it so.

 

[Blackstar]

It's kind of sad to look back on the wedding photos of these two young and promising individuals, with all that excitement ahead of them of life together, all those possibilities of married milestones like career successes and children. We know how it all turned out. Every time I think Nick can't sink lower in my estimation something like this is presented to me which somehow makes it so.

They had what many would've considered to have been the dream life, and threw it all away which makes them a lot more detestable.

 

[FrenEnthusiast]

It needs some proofreading and revising but I like it so far. Main thing I would change is "and thenceforth she has resided in Minnesota" to " and has henceforth resided in Minnesota." But that's my college writing autism.

That fucking whole bio bummed me out to read.

 

[Cats]

@Blackstar said (sorry missed the quote before new comment was added)

They had what many would've considered to have been the dream life, and threw it all away which makes them a lot more detestable.

Yep. Nick was a dork who somehow managed to marry his highschool sweetheart and keep her, have a family, a great job as a lawyer and sudden respected youtube commentator, all this handed directly into his lap. and he just drove the ship directly into the rocks, DSP-style.