2024 U.S. Presidential and State election thread - I'm gonna... I'm gonna... VOOT!!! I'm VOOOOOTING!!!

[WelperHelper99]

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Mike Lee voted for Scott/will be, so Utah gets to keep its based card.

 

[Barleys]

Alaska is not a shoe in, Alaska has ranked choice which has fucked the republicans out of seats in the past.

Alaska is voting to repeal that right now, which is in the lead.

 

[ChooChooChooseMe]

I'm thinking... why not let Kari Lake be press secretary? She's a fighter. Used to be a news anchor. Can debate and is hardcore loyal. Plus she's an attractive woman that would be a good public figure when they start throwing women's right crap at Trump. Let's her be the public face for Trump and assuming things go well, see where things land next election. She just can't seem to stick the landing but this might get her more in the public eye. It worked for Huckabee Sanders so who knows.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Saw a guy wearing a shirt with black and white photo of Trump, but with red lens flares on his eyes. And "YOU MISSED" as the caption.

(I think the photo was from that rally he was shot at.)

 

[Blewberry Nausea]

why are her eyebrows like that though?

She is what we call a chola which is Mexican for a ghetto hoe.

If it wasn't obvious, she's screeching incoherent retard babble. She's not using any of the correct technical language and it's all gibberish.

Are you saying this is not a highly skilled woman you would hire for sysadmin? Surely you jest!

 

[HackerX]

Please enjoy this ‘CCIE engineer’ explaining how Starlink rigged the election using Linux ip4 ipv6 that is getting attention
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If it wasn't obvious, she's screeching incoherent retard babble. She's not using any of the correct technical language and it's all gibberish.

LOL, I'm listening more. Apparently network engineers are the same thing as programmers.

Edit: LOL, she's more of a retard than I thought. She can't explain TCP and called BIOS "BIAS". I pray to God no one has hired her for anything involved IT.

 

[mandatorylurk]

Lake as Press Secretary or even the one in charge of taking out the cartels. Make her border czar.

I want the latter just because it would be the hanging soyjack meme of "look what you made me do, all I wanted was to be Governor/Senator."

 

[invisibult plus+]

All right what’s the story? What does she do for a living? What retarded thing did she do to announce that she’s a shitlib deserving of this type of mockery?

This might be one of those times where it was pure antagonism. In Trump's last term, a relative gave a waiter a bill with "Trump Lives Here" stamped on it. As a tip. On purpose. Little disclaimer, I wouldn't fuck with people handling my food.

 

[Burnt Effigy]

Please enjoy this ‘CCIE engineer’ explaining how Starlink rigged the election using Linux ip4 ipv6 that is getting attention
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"It's based on an AI process" (No)
"When you use a linux operating system [...] to read information [...] it's not a normal information" (It is)
"You are Processing different systems and different programming to the linux BIOS" (This makes zero fucking sense)
"It's a 4 by 4 MuMIMO system that only fucking works bilateral based on what information it's fed" (This is wireless/WiFi data transfer jargon, what the fuck is she saying)
"He would have had to separate his processing system [...] he would have had to send 3 different types of gens (gens are different operating systems that separate between the linkage signal) in order to switch what it's doing" (what the fuck)
"Now you have people all over the united state saying their shit wasn't received or processed" (bitch, that's mail)


This is the most retarded technobabble I've heard since chatgpt came out.
I do agree that they didn't have a reason to be connected to the internet, but whether it's starlink, sprint, or smoke signals, it's the internet, bitch.
And as far as data interception, all I have to say is "lmao https".

 

[Boogies Cancer]

Please enjoy this ‘CCIE engineer’ explaining how Starlink rigged the election using Linux ip4 ipv6 that is getting attention
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Look I sat through over a minute of this idiot saying nothing. She then calls California a swing state. Calls the audience too stupid to understand technology. Then she mentions IPv4/IPv6 as if she doesn't understand what an IP is completely irrelevant. "Highly intelligent AI processed system." Talks about Linux clearly not understanding what an OS is. Talks about Starlink "reading votes." Sounds like a tech reporter reporting on thorium powered cars that will run for 100 years without refueling.

In a broad sense I agree that voting machines shouldn't be connected to the internet, she's clearly retarded however.

I saved you 9 minutes, but if you want to suffer feel free to listen to her pretend to understand technology.

Edit: Haha, Thank you Burnt Effigy for the confirmation. I didn't even know what a 4x4 MuMIMO system was but I assumed it was technobabble like everything else. sniped by a minute but yea agree with everything above this post.

 

[Celebrate Nite]

why are her eyebrows like that though?

She's got an unfortunate hairline with a forehead big enough for advertising space, and the first thing you ask about is the eyebrows?

 

[Escaped Abortion]

alright which one of you fuckers did this

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Oh, I wish I had one. I found the version that has "Vote Trump" while out one day. I kept it as a little souvenir.

 

[Buttigieg2020]

Thune voted for Cornyn? That's.....weird

Cruz voted for Thune, which is also funny.

 

[Jade Philosophies]

She was a liberal television personality for decades until Trump came along. It's not surprising at all that the people who have had her in their living rooms for many years rejected her, no conspiracy needed. She's a very unlikable fabulist who many distrust.

You're thinking of Ricki Lake.

 

[namelesstacotruck]

What are the chances of the sentencing taking place or even getting dropped along with all 34 felony charges?

There is a hearing on immunity Tuesday. If Mechan doesnt pull out then they are gonna go for it.

Alaska is not a shoe in, Alaska has ranked choice which has fucked the republicans out of seats in the past.

Removing ranked choice was on the ballot. Mitch sent millions to keep but nothing to the other senate seats.

Removing it is up by only 2k votes.

If the leaked whip vote its going to be be one of the rinos. Which one is least bad?

 

[Not Really Here]

What if the deep state unleashes Covid-20 and it‘s like airborne and turns your penis inside out if you didn‘t get the vax and then your wife reveals she’s been a troon all along and your kids were actually niggers in disguise?

It would be Covid 24, because it's 2024.

 

[draggs]

If the leaked whip vote its going to be be one of the rinos. Which one is least bad?

literally six of one, half a dozen of the other

cornyn may be a little less bad than thune. like, if you put them under the most powerful microscope in the world you might be able to discern a difference

 

[MrJokerRager]

So who has been running this country for the past 4 years?

 

[shekelshoah666]

So who has been running this country for the past 4 years?

Jill and then Hunter in that order.

 

[draggs]

So who has been running this country for the past 4 years?

Dark Brandon, obviously. That's why everything went according to keikaku* last week

*keikaku means SUPER DUPER ULTRA MAGA EXTREME