Strange things women do/have/endure - That guys wouldn’t know about

[Emo Supremo]

I disagree. With the group of women I've been with, it is completely unrelated.
Thè au lait implied women on birth control are on it BECAUSE they don't like and don't want children, not the other way around, and I agree.
Well, I am one that can't fucking stand children - have you seen newborn fucks? Hideous! - and I never used hormonal birth control in my life. I don't like fucking around my endocrine system, thanks.

my birth control is being in a gay relationship with a woman i love a lot. so far it's had one hundred percent efficacy but you guys will be the first to know if she surprise babytraps me.

"I don't want kids, so I'll take no-kid pills"

the german word for birth control is "antibabypillen" (which delights me every time i remember that); i don't know how much more obvious you can possibly make it.

 

[Wuornos]

the german word for birth control is "antibabypillen" (which delights me every time i remember that); i don't know how much more obvious you can possibly make it.

The Germans don't believe in sugarcoating. They prefer their words to be as plainly obvious as possible. That's why they call pork "schweinefleisch" (pig flesh).

 

[Thé au lait]

the german word for birth control is "antibabypillen" (which delights me every time i remember that); i don't know how much more obvious you can possibly make it.

I always thought that was their version of Plan B, that makes so much more sense now!

 

[Red flag]

my birth control is being in a gay relationship with a woman i love a lot. so far it's had one hundred percent efficacy but you guys will be the first to know if she surprise babytraps me.


the german word for birth control is "antibabypillen" (which delights me every time i remember that); i don't know how much more obvious you can possibly make it.

The Germans don't believe in sugarcoating. They prefer their words to be as plainly obvious as possible. That's why they call pork "schweinefleisch" (pig flesh).

On the topic of German words, I'm eternally lmao'ing at their word for glove.

 

[fitty tucker]

the german word for birth control is "antibabypillen" (which delights me every time i remember that); i don't know how much more obvious you can possibly make it.

Get in, bitches, we're going antibabypillen

 

[Hubelublub]

On the topic of German words, I'm eternally lmao'ing at their word for glove.

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This is my brain's tactic when it can't remember the English word for something. Had the kids in peels of laughter recently when I inadvertently asked them to put their laundry in the "clothes dishwasher". Cheeky little shits.

 

[Emo Supremo]

This is my brain's tactic when it can't remember the English word for something. Had the kids in peels of laughter recently when I inadvertently asked them to put their laundry in the "clothes dishwasher". Cheeky little shits.

i'm a native english speaker and i do that kind of shit all the time, except i just outright confuse one word for the other because apparently i'm the world's youngest early onset alzheimers patient.

 

[PunkinMan]

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I'm so sorry.

Idk if anyone in this thread has talked about pcos but that shit is scary asf.

 

[CornBogFitz]

I disagree. With the group of women I've been with, it is completely unrelated.
Thè au lait implied women on birth control are on it BECAUSE they don't like and don't want children, not the other way around, and I agree.
Well, I am one that can't fucking stand children - have you seen newborn fucks? Hideous! - and I never used hormonal birth control in my life. I don't like fucking around my endocrine system, thanks.

Yeah that’s exactly what I’m talking about. Sorry. If you think baby’s at any stage are hideous. Something’s wrong with you. Like…biologically, something is wired WRONG. You can think their cries are annoying that’s fair: but to think anything with a small body and big eyes is insufferable you got hit in the head or something. Maybe a certain level of maturity has to be reached for that or something and birth control just drills holes in your head preventing you from reaching that level of maturity similar to adhd meds and alcohol abuse.

 

[Thé au lait]

"It's completely unrelated, you have the cause and the effect backwards"
"Yeah, that's what I meant! Not having babies causes not wanting babies!"

I kneel

 

[2mm and 99 others]

Yeah that’s exactly what I’m talking about. Sorry. If you think baby’s at any stage are hideous. Something’s wrong with you. Like…biologically, something is wired WRONG. You can think their cries are annoying that’s fair: but to think anything with a small body and big eyes is insufferable you got hit in the head or something. Maybe a certain level of maturity has to be reached for that or something and birth control just drills holes in your head preventing you from reaching that level of maturity similar to adhd meds and alcohol abuse.

Isn't she saying in the very same post you are replying to, that she never took hormonal birth control in her life?

Nature and evolution has no purpose of every single human in mind, as it has no mind. Evolution did not end, it still keeps spitting out a range of reproductive and parental behaviours, some of them turned out to be viable, some not (like exceptionally aggressive women, who kill their babies for screaming like hell tirelessly) and some are half-way, like just not liking babies, but not harming or neglecting them.

On a slightly different topic, I don't want to invoke ABO shit that is only valid for caged wolves anyway and even less for humans, but some wolves in a pack never reproduce. Yes they can go their own way and find a partner, but that would mean being a lone wolf for some time, so they don't leave. If they try anyway, the cubs get killed (by some other female), and that's a good thing, because they are likely inbred.
(In humans, sacrificing one's reproduction entirely just to belong somewhere is well documented in the tranny theads). The point of this is, that in some species, not all individuals reproduce, not all want to, and still the species works.

 

[CornBogFitz]

Isn't she saying in the very same post you are replying to, that she never took hormonal birth control in her life?

Nature and evolution has no purpose of every single human in mind, as it has no mind. Evolution did not end, it still keeps spitting out a range of reproductive and parental behaviours, some of them turned out to be viable, some not (like exceptionally aggressive women, who kill their babies for screaming like hell tirelessly) and some are half-way, like just not liking babies, but not harming or neglecting them.

On a slightly different topic, I don't want to invoke ABO shit that is only valid for caged wolves anyway and even less for humans, but some wolves in a pack never reproduce. Yes they can go their own way and find a partner, but that would mean being a lone wolf for some time, so they don't leave. If they try anyway, the cubs get killed (by some other female), and that's a good thing, because they are likely inbred.
(In humans, sacrificing one's reproduction entirely just to belong somewhere is well documented in the tranny theads). The point of this is, that in some species, not all individuals reproduce, not all want to, and still the species works.

Hey I’d love to talk about this more, unfortunately, I believe I am derailing my own thread. This should be a place women talk about things they endure. I shouldn’t be adding to that list of things. So I created another thread Here

 

[She Beetle]

I have theory that forms of birth control that regulate hormonal cycles actually kill parts of the female brain. Particularly maternal instinct. All humans should have a thing built in their genetic code that when it sees something with big eyes and a small body it goes “aww” I’ve run into so many women that are like “a child? ew! get it away from me!” I understand how the idea of “parenthood” is a lot more scary to women. Where men go “I want to be a dad” women have to deal with permanent scaring to their bodies. But my girlfriend will legit look at baby monkeys and puppies and be like “ew weird dirt creature!”

Agree with me or disagree with me. Im asking if you’ve noticed similar trends. I’ve noticed women in any form of birth control tend to be more…manic. Or at least less sympathetic to children

Quite the contrary, actually. From what I've read about birth control, it essentially alters your hormones to something akin to post-menopause. IIRC, women on birth control tend to consequently prefer feminine and child-like traits. Not so much in a baby fever sense, but in the sense that they will want to spend less time around men, and especially masculine men. I don't use it myself, but I know women who use it purely to curb period cramps and that info is pretty consistent with the kind of men they're attracted to lol. It's either twinks or schlubby manchildren, the latter being the literal adult embodiment of a baby.

Birth control is known to cause moodswings though.

Also, it seems like maybe you shouldn't be dating someone who feels that way about children if you want to be a father?

 

[Lidl Drip]

It makes so much more sense than this retarded "she takes birth control for no reason at all and that makes her not want kids"
The only place that could possibly have come from was hardcore cope. How the fuck else does "the logical sex" struggle with the logic of "I don't want kids, so I'll take no-kid pills"?

The logical sex real question is ofc not "Why do women hate children?" but "Why do all women I have dated become violently opposed to the idea of having children whenever I suggest it?" must just be that they hate babies and have been brainwashed by big pharma. Kek. No way could the fault lie with them not being the kind of man women would want to have children with, but it's the woman's fault and also the jews.

 

[isalaide]

This is my brain's tactic when it can't remember the English word for something. Had the kids in peels of laughter recently when I inadvertently asked them to put their laundry in the "clothes dishwasher". Cheeky little shits.

English is my native language and I regularly invoke mockery from my children by referring to such things as "the machine, the MACHINE that washes the THINGS" whilst they laugh at me and pretend to put their dishes in the washing machine.

Other examples: "the thing with clothes, hot clothes" (tumble dryer); "the - the holder, the thing that HOLDS" (a bra); "the FOOD thingmy" (a spoon); "the - the - for the dinner" (lamb mince); "the LONG CHILD" (I both forgot the name of my eldest child, and also the word 'tall'; her siblings have referred to her mostly as Long Child ever since)

Have also recently advised I wanted to see "that film with that guy in it, you know, that one about the thing and that other guy's in it" (Gladiator 2)

 

[Emo Supremo]

I've heard many a case of women with endo or PCOS being misdiagnosed with IBS or related bowel disorders initially because the endo grew onto their intestines or colon or the cysts were causing blockages. Hormones definitely play a role as well thus the average "period shits".

i forgot to reply to this but real quick

because the endo grew onto their intestines or colon

I've heard many a case

what the fuck.

 

[Mandy Stroyer]

i forgot to reply to this but real quick
what the fuck.

It's called bowel endometriosis and unfortunately the only fix is cutting up your guts. As for PCOS, sometimes the cysts can grow to block intestines or grow between them, causing them to loop around each other. It can also severely fuck up your gut microbiome which can lead to SIBO, and/or chronic inflammation which I'm assuming results in IBD, gastritis, or ulcers.

I've heard many a case

Probably just a result of me floating around gut-fuckery and PCOS circles looking for answers to my 3-year long tummy ache. It's incredibly common for it to be diagnosed as just IBS even with colonoscopies because those don't check your uterus or ovaries.

 

[Roast Chicken]

Graphic bodily stuff ahead






Needing to shit more/feeling like you need to shit more while on the rag because the prostaglandins (hormones that make the uterus contract) have seeped into your colon and are playing havok with it.

Dealing with the pulsing headache every month around your eye and temple that can make you feel nauseous and make your eye involuntarily weep

Getting up in the morning and feeling the accumulated blood and lining that has been sitting inside you overnight fall into your sanitary towel. Rather satisfying unless you've positioned the towel wrong yet again despite doing this for over 20 years and it lands partly on your knickers instead of completely on the towel. Then it's annoying.

Also satisfying when you go to piss in the morning and hear the gentle plop as it all falls into the toilet bowl; then looking into the bowl to see how much gore you've deposited.

Going to wipe when on the rag and checking to make sure you haven't gotten blood on your wrist while doing so and to wash it off if you have.

Examining the weird black strings of uterine lining in a tissue and squeezing it out of curiosity. It's pretty firm but still squidgy.

 

[Emo Supremo]

It's called bowel endometriosis and unfortunately the only fix is cutting up your guts. As for PCOS, sometimes the cysts can grow to block intestines or grow between them, causing them to loop around each other. It can also severely fuck up your gut microbiome which can lead to SIBO, and/or chronic inflammation which I'm assuming results in IBD, gastritis, or ulcers.

and then the ibd/gastritis/ulcers are at risk for causing bowel cancer later on if it isn't caught and treated fast enough. fun.

Also satisfying when you go to piss in the morning and hear the gentle plop as it all falls into the toilet bowl; then looking into the bowl to see how much gore you've deposited.

diva cups are excellent for the disgustingly curious too -- depending on the day it can either be like "damn is that it" or "did i just dump half of my uterus into the toilet".

Getting up in the morning and feeling the accumulated blood and lining that has been sitting inside you overnight fall into your sanitary towel.

also i'm so fucking mad i never thought about doing that until i read this.

 

[Dysnomia]

i'm a native english speaker and i do that kind of shit all the time, except i just outright confuse one word for the other because apparently i'm the world's youngest early onset alzheimers patient.

I have this terrible problem with saying things weird. I also shorten words or use my own lingo that's sometimes based on references to things so vague few people would make the connection. I try to not do this in public.

I'll say stuff like "I bought a paper towels". As in one roll. Or when the church envelopes come in the mail I say "The churchelopes came".

I could go on forever. As I get older though my mask slips more and more. No curr.

Getting up in the morning and feeling the accumulated blood and lining that has been sitting inside you overnight fall into your sanitary towel. Rather satisfying unless you've positioned the towel wrong yet again despite doing this for over 20 years and it lands partly on your knickers instead of completely on the towel. Then it's annoying.

I've gotten up and had the blood splatter on the floor because somehow the crotch of my underwear came ajar. Thank God for hardwood floors.