Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 17.7%

  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.1%

  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 93 26.2%

  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 58 16.3%

  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 137 38.6%
  • Total voters
    355
Hellion said:
I'm not even trying to be rude, this woman honestly looks a decade plus older than she is. When I saw she was 29 I thought it was just a typo and she was 39. Definitely a great PSA about drugs and aging.
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Theres no fucking way she is 29. Have we seen actual proof, like a birth certificate?
Unless Balldos semen is so corrosive and unholy that taking his loads to the face ages skin by 6 months a time theres no fucking way.
I'm not even exaggerating she looks mid 40's.
That constant partying coke whore lifestyle must drain the shit out of you.
Nick has aged like a fucking Sith since 2022. April looks like the sort of woman you'd see at the coin machine in a shitty casino in Reno with a paper cup filled with cheap wine in one hand and a cup full of quarters in the other.
 
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Drama Trauma said:
Sorry to little bit derail, but is this Aaron Imholte shouting to Nick here?
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Yes, Aaron was the guy playing host for Chrissie's event that Nick overstayed his welcome at and shouts at Nick a fair few times. Goddamn it's been ages since doing the transcript and those jokes still fucking suck. Now that we know what happens with Nick and the Imholtes it might be worth another look, but that's a "might" slimmer than Nick.
Oh, and of course big thanks to Ape for the shit-tier phone recording that made it that much worse.
 
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Hellion said:
I'm not even trying to be rude, this woman honestly looks a decade plus older than she is. When I saw she was 29 I thought it was just a typo and she was 39. Definitely a great PSA about drugs and aging.
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I’ve said it before, but she looks like she got hit in the face with a shovel as a child.
Plus the drugs, and the mental illness.
Poor girl better stick with nick. She doesn’t have much else going for her now.
 
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Drama Trauma said:
Sorry to little bit derail, but is this Aaron Imholte shouting to Nick here?
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If the standup set is the equivalent of this scene in Joker, that makes April Harley Quinn, and since his trial is coming up that means we're on track for the Joker 2 raped and murdered in prison ending
 
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Third World Aristocrat said:
After Rekieta admitted the existence of his girlfriend, I started working on a video about his "monogamy."
I wasn't expecting things to degenerate so quickly... But here's the video:

Nick Rekieta: Was it worth it?​

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Inside every Balldo there are two balls, one degenerate and one equally as degenerate but larping as trad Cath.

Great video, just saw it from being recommended in my feed and it really captures the massive hypocrisy.
 
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Himedall All-seeing Waifu said:
Nick life updates from his stream:

- Supposedly they had a government visit today, and one of the workers 'said "goodbye" forever'.

- Nick is planning to start streaming full-time again soon (again). Maybe Monday night.

- Nick is going to get guests on his show. He doesn't know why some former guests do not realise their expertise and commentary is replaceable


Some other comments:

- He moves the camera late in the stream to sit at a table and he shows more of his kitchen. The counters all entirely covered without a clear space.

- He settles in with pictures of his children clearly in the background. The chat warned him, and he re-positions himself so only 1 picture is in frame.
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Why the F is Nick Vaping all of a sudden?!?

Nick sounds like he’s seething even when he goes: “Did you have a good weekend?”

Kayla sounds fucking gone. Like any pilled up benzo head I’ve ever known.

Oh it’s, two AM and Nick is cooking and streaming while the wife is worrying about whether she’s on camera or not.

Totally normal couple stuff. Who among us kiwis haven’t been up cooking at 2am?!
 
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>Browse your thread on the Kiwi Farms
>get so mad that you have to jerk off
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I assumed after the current bender he'd wake up sober, panic, delete everything, and ask Melton to delete the streams related to the 'leak'. I know he's a wetbrain but holy shit doubling down on this is completely insane.
 
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FrenEnthusiast said:
Nick has fully committed to his suicidal bonsai charge against Aaron. Gotta get in those last couple of owns before he goes to prison.
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Nick keeps tweeting this thinking it is owning Aaron by suggesting that Aaron thinks about Nick then jerks off to the idea that Nick cucked him.

Does Nick not realize that it makes just as much sense to think that Aaron is browsing Nick's thread, laughing at how pathetic he is, remembers how he, Aaron, fucked Nick's wife in front of him, and then watch's cuck porn and sees himself as the bull and Nick as the cuck....?

HEY NERDS CHECK THIS OUT MY BULL STILL JERKS OFF TO THE FACT THAT HE FUCKED MY WIFE LOL WHAT A LOSER
 
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Third World Aristocrat said:
He sent another superchat during this stream, btw:

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It's very strange that the man who doesn't have time for anything because he's occupied with real things is always stuck correcting the record in any livestream where his name is mentioned.

I won't even tire my fingers typing how ridiculous it is the notion that the man who posted his own butt with a bottle between his cheeks claims he never made anything public. Rekieta just lives in constant denial.
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Shit man…

Nick is so predictable.

/Types out attempted clap, likely in his filthy kitchen.

/Target doesnt tard out, but eloquently explains that Nick is a pathetic degenerate who needs to repent.

/Nick: “He he, I ackshually wasn’t talking about you! Way to out yourself he he!”

Fucking retard.
 
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