Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 62 16.3%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.0%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 95 24.9%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 65 17.1%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 155 40.7%

  • Total voters
    381
I thought that was Gangsta's Paradise
As I walk through the Valley of the Shadow of Death
I take a look at my life and realize there's nuthin' left
'Cuz I been cuckin' and hookin' so long that
Even my Slampig thinks that my mind has gone

But I ain't never hacked a cuck that didn't deserve it
Me be treated like a punk you know thats... ok actually it happens a lot. I've really made a fucking mess of this shit...
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Of course Nick doesn't have the self awareness to admit he ever fucked up.
 
I bet Nick hates Buc-ee’s. It’s full of childlike wonder and tasty treats and clean bathrooms.
To be fair to Nick, the first time I had ever heard of Buc-ees was his gushing about how good it is. Since that time I have had the pleasure of stepping into one a few times while traveling.
It really is pretty impressive, and the bathrooms truly are clean.
 
Why can't he just get a spring rod and a couple of short kitchen curtain panels and at least cover up the missing cabinet doors? I mean, it's ghetto, and it doesn't keep kids and pets away from the cleaning supplies, but it would look a hell of a lot better than it does now.
Bish did you just try to give the Rekieta male advice?
 
It's not uncommon for nametags like this to be made up for charity dinners -- When you're paying $1000 a head (not sure what the minimum was for this event), that's enough to spend 5 bucks giving you an upgrade from the classic:
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I remember when it was Kayla he took to charity dinners. Because she does so much, right Nick? Now she’s only good for babysitting while he screws the crackwhore.
 
> Why can't he just
Nick is above doing any type of labour, no matter how easy or trivial. He’s supposed to be living a luxury playboy lifestyle on the grandparent’s millions by now, not fixing up this shithole he’s still forced to live in, seething every minute of every day, with his detestable family.
 
And in that vein...

I had a good day with my family today. None of it involved drugs or Spaghetti-O. But you know what? I am a Beaver Believer. We’re getting a new Buc-ee’s in the next year.

I bet Nick hates Buc-ee’s. It’s full of childlike wonder and tasty treats and clean bathrooms.

The only beaver he has interest in smells rotten and probably has enough yeast to bake an entire Buc-ee’s worth of kolaches.
To be fair to Nick, the first time I had ever heard of Buc-ees was his gushing about how good it is. Since that time I have had the pleasure of stepping into one a few times while traveling.
It really is pretty impressive, and the bathrooms truly are clean.

 
The joyless nerds here don't understand the joy Nick is having
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This is him trying to laugh
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I think its sinking in to him how much he's fucked everything up. But Nick is a prisoner of his Narcissism and a prisoner to his addictions. Narcs have the lowest chance of recovery, you can't learn anything when you know everything. That's why when they hit what for anyone else would be rock bottom they'll break out the drill and the ANFO and start tunneling.
For him to "pull up" he'd have to admit that he fucked up, and that he isn't in control and hasn't been, and I don't think he's capable of that.

Look at his eyes though. That's the face of a man who, on some level, knows how badly he's fucked everything, but his ego won't let him ever admit that.

This has no happy ending.
Only a funny one, for us.
 
It is Veterans Day in the United States, and April made a tweet in honor of the troops.
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…hey, wait a second, what’s that in the corner?

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Of COURSE April can’t make a nice post about Veterans Day without making it about her gross sexual escapades. Wouldn’t expect anything less.
 
- He talks about how God can be bound by magic words and blood sacrifice and other Jewish things. He thinks this is crazy and probably part of Jewish culture we cannot escape.
God can be bound? By "magic words" and "blood sacrifice" and "other Jewish things," seriously? This dude is a demon worshipper. No Christian man would believe such things.

I'm not going to beat around the bush, he has to be into extremely dark and evil things and he's hinting at it very blatantly.

EDIT: I believe Dick Masterson has gotten Nick Rekieta into black magick. I've suspected this for awhile but if he seriously has said those things, then it's confirmed to me.
 
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Hey man, I don't mean to bother you but my car ran out of gas and I left my wallet at home.
Can you just spare five dollars for a gallon to get me home?
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You CAN help? Oh buddy, thanks, you're a great...
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You'll give me a ride to the gas station and fill up a can for me? We'll, I, uh... I was kinda just... you know forget it. Fuckin' NERD!
 
She is reading everything. She is flicking her bean reading people calling her a crack whore and humiliating her.
Quick! Gain unauthorized access to her Google account and check her browsing history! What porn does she look at after browsing here?

NICK REKIETA SAID WE COULD DO THAT!
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(Disclaimer: Do NOT do that).

Melton: "I can't imagine Nick, being a lawyer would be... putting himself..."

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He fucked up.
"Being a lawyer "

He doesn't know. :story:
 
I'm interested in whether any of these trinkets are ones we've seen in the side-ho house or main house before, or if she's scrapped herself off Nick to go visit her family.
These are from the Rekietas’ second house. You can see the same trinkets in the Zillow listing. It looks like the same window, too.

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Edit: added more pictures for comparison.
 
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The face of a man joyous in his impending court victory and delighting in the company of his children, clearly
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I was on the fence about demonic possession, not anymore!

Aha, I knew those eyes looked familiar from somewhere:

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Fuck, come to think of it, now I'm way less excited about the cybercrime shit dragging the feds into this. What are the odds they just cuck the state out of jurisdiction and then bury the whole damned thing, as is the custom?
 
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