2024 U.S. Presidential and State election thread - I'm gonna... I'm gonna... VOOT!!! I'm VOOOOOTING!!!

[oldTireWater]

There are manufacturers who now make "fitness playground" equipment that gives you all the exercises you could possibly want in an outdoor-friendly, play-oriented way.

Are you telling me there is a single source vendor for wood-chips, dirt clods, AND repurposed tractor tires now?

 

[ditto]

He seems to be an old-school environmentalist, "keep our water and air free from pollution," type of person.

Trump better make Whale Psychiatrist an official Cabinet-level position

 

[6MillionCoofs]

To be fair ive been around older people with dementia and it was to me believable he had it ...it was like watching my grandpa slowly fading away again......if not
Give this mf an oscar.

I’m not even saying acting. I’m saying someone might have drugged the shit out of him.

I would totally buy the Dems doing that.

But yeah, most likely real. 99%.

 

[FieldPiece]

Kai Trump as a name does not sounds like it works.

Kai in general is a shit name, just like all the other new wypipo names like Brayden. Retvrn to tradition and name your kids after historical figures.

 

[Javier]

Greetings.
I've been pondering whether or not should I make an account, considering I'm not exactly too keen on writing a lot, but I did want to throw my three cents into this hat in particular.
Now, I'm not American. I've never been to America, perhaps one day. However Trump's presidency goes, it's unlikely that I'll feel anything but ripples of what's going on in USA. That said...

Thank fuck.

When I checked out the results, Trump was almost guaranteed to win. Few hours later, it was confirmed. I wanted to thank you and everyone who voted for him, because it hopefully marks the moment the tide turned. Between failures of some purely woke games, a few woke people backstabbing me the moment they did not agree with what I was saying and this, it genuinely made my day back then, it brought back faith in this world. I can only hope that the worst of the woke storm has been weathered and it's only going to get better now. I have nothing but appreciation for this result as well as this place in general.

Thank you all, for the vote that you have casted, as well as for simply being here, living a life you're content with and participating in discussions here. It's reassuring to know there's more individuals that see just how absurd the world has become.

God bless. Hopefully more than just America.

 

[just Reading a post]

That faggot Mark Cuban has quietly deleted all those tweets backing Harris. What a fucking coward. Did the public burn your dick after you talked a boat load of shit, didums. Poor poor billionaire.
Normally i would not care, but this asshole was so smug and condescending to regular people on twitter.

 

[ditto]

Oh, the Dems are fucked for generations to come. If Elon is that close.

Barron better watch out if he decides to join the family "officially".

Elon Trump Jr. would be first President of Mars.

 

[Trans Fat 41g]

DDHQ finally updates the House Results map but can anyone tell me if they are compromised in any way?

This can't really be up-to-date.

 

[Alter Ego]

I think she's trying to gather intel to figure out a better strategy for future democrat candidates.
...it's funnier to say she got dicked out of being a leftoid, though.

This is it. Democrats in general are befuddled over how they lost young men to Trump by way of casual, male-centric podcasts (political or otherwise) circumventing mainstream media. Now they're desperately trying to figure out how to create the "Joe Rogan of the Left" (nevermind that Joe Rogan was of the Left until they ostracized him). And that definitely isn't radioactive Hasan Piker.

 

[TheClappening]

Trump better make Whale Psychiatrist an official Cabinet-level position

Make the position, then once 2029 rolls around, he can be appointed for 24 hours then quit the next day to fulfill the prophecy.

"You know what it is? I want to be a whale psychiatrist."

 

[ForTheHoard]

Elon is now part of the Trump family.

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[XYZpdq Jr.]

Barron better watch out if he decides to join the family "officially".

Elon Trump Jr. would be first President of Mars.

Elon Spermbot 2k78 will marry Barron's granddaughter, their son will simply reach up to Mars

 

[Kuritan Deplorable]

He IMO is also fucking up and pulling a rikita rather than promote his talents as a speaker he does fucking 10 minute daily videos giving fucking hot takes.

Yup, and now he's started gatekeeping his usual updates behind that patreon, so he's basically a week late to 90% of the news out there that his audience might care about. Not a winning strategy in the long term, his blindspot showing once again.

This is it. Democrats in general are befuddled over how they lost young men to Trump by way of casual, male-centric podcasts (political or otherwise) circumventing mainstream media. Now they're desperately trying to figure out how to create the "Joe Rogan of the Left" (nevermind that Joe Rogan was of the Left until they ostracized him). And that definitely isn't radioactive Hasan Piker.

I wonder how long and how many people its going to take for them to figure out that the problem isn't a lack of lefties saying lefty shit, but a lack of interest in listening to the crazy shit that's become lefty. They are so caught up in their own world that they can't see what's happening even as it happens before their very eyes, while everyone actively tells them exactly what's going on.

 

[MrJokerRager]

California is going to keep using niggers as slaves in prisons.

Peak Shitlibmaxxing.

I wonder now how many voted Harris in this state, because they heard ads from GOP claiming Harris hates niggers.

 

[H A G]

The current EPA guy is a literal nigger who believes in some shit called "environmental racism," whatever the hell that is.

I imagine it looks something like this.

 

[ditto]

I wonder how long and how many people its going to take for them to figure out that the problem isn't a lack of lefties saying lefty shit, but a lack of interest in listening to the crazy shit that's become lefty.

That their solution is "if only we could find a funny man to *make* them understand" shows they are totally clueless to the real problem.

 

[Amelia Troonheart]

Sweden is impressively braindead when it comes to mass migration. We all know this

If I remember right, Sweden has actually pivoted on this and is bribing immigrants to deport themselves now. No more mass immigration, unless I'm thinking of somewhere else. Though they've already got a ton who are already in there (hence incintivizing self deportation). They've also been putting more votes towards SD over the past 10 years which is the right wing party.

 

[Thomas Talus]

McDonalds is pretty dumb here they could just stay quiet and would have gained supporters, I was even warming back up to them. It looks like they will drive everyone away again now.

Should have put the JP twitter team in charge of global operations.

 

[Sand Mega]

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AOC now wants to how you do fellow conservatives.
Speculation, is she breaking bad and taking a red pill or is she doing the commie routine of making lists of people to pass along for political suppression?
You decide.

Bet she wants suggestions so the dems can follow through with their plans of making liberal clones of conservative influencers

 

[just Reading a post]

LMFAO
MSNBC just said the line
"woke is broke"
I can hear the screeching of Alyssa Mercunt already.